[OOC On] SW:Saga - War of the Star Forge

Troy

Since I am currently GM'ing a game, I would love the oppourtunity to actually play a character.

If this is post Episode III I would enjoy playing a Gungan demolitionist (soldier/scout).

A surly but lovable gungan, he was enlisted in the republic army as a demolitionist. I see him as an honest and trustworthy individual he has a hatred for the senator Jar Jar binks, and anyone in the empire.

This hatred stems from a relative paranoia that the rise of the empire was a plot long ago set in motion by the Naboo senator Jar Jar Binks. The empire he belives is a front for an evil corporation called black sun, also run by Jar Jar Binks.

He is a bit tall for a Gungan, and is an early adult.

Unlike most demolitionists (any I have played with anyway) he does not seek to blow everything up. He prefers to find the one weakness in a structure and exploit it. He is not what you would consider a pyro, or an explosives nut. He however will go overboard when needed, but never intentionally risking others.

Personaly I really like the Gungans as a race but despise Jar Jar Binks. Plus I am a huge fan of Dex.

If the game is going to be KOTOR, or far after the fall of the empire, I would like to a play a profesional soldier/commando who harden through years of being sent on suicide missions has come to believe the most ridiculous conspiracies about authorities. Kinda a what if kyle katarn didn't turn Jedi, but instead became a jaded tired soldier working on his own.

edit: d,c,b,a

fadingathedges

im going to start piecing a sith together in my previous char post.

delroland

FYI, if I play my Sith ninjassin, I am going to take Force Haze which will let me stealth the group.

fadingathedges

im at a bit of a loss for anything beyond mechanics options for jedi civil war era ;o i have ideas on the direction id go with the character's talents/feats, and i could develop how the character is IC, but nothing for backstory. \( ._.)/ im a guy from a planet.

DVG

1. D or A (I'm tempted to make a smuggler no matter what)
2. C
3. B

Infidel

There's nothing to fill up on yet, go ahead and post away.

A reminder that if we go (a) it's not all Jedi-classed Sith. There were non-Force Sensitives and Force Sensitives of other classes within their Empire during that time. Keep in mind that the Jedi have some nice ways to fuck up Dark Side Jedi, taking a tactical approach rather than head-on to hunting them can prove more successful sometimes.

Those who know the KOTOR lore should know that the Sith Empire were not the True Sith.

Horseshoe

I would play either:

Infidel wrote: »

(b) Imperial forces during the Rebellion (officers, special forces, etc.)

or

(d) mercenaries/smugglers/pirates during any era

In either case, I'd be playing a Human Noble. Human because as a vassal of the Empire you pretty much can't be anything else unless you're a spy or a hired gun, and in the second case Human because they're everywhere and it can make doing business a bit easier as you're a familiar face in any era in the majority of the galaxy.

In either case, I'd be playing a Noble because I like being the guy who is the "face" of the group and likes to talk when he can't fight, and if he has to fight making damn sure he has the upper hand before going in.

In the case of (a) I'd be playing a member of the military -- mechanically speaking this means building up to the Officer class with a dip into soldier here and there. In the case of (d) I'd be playing a vicious hoodlum who prefers to hire guns rather than use them -- mechanically speaking this means building up to the Crime Lord class with a dip of scoundrel here and there.

So... if you go with (a) or (d) and you'd have me in your game. I'd be able to post at least once a day, and give notice if I was gone for some reason.

fadingathedges

if Hshoe and i both "made the team" i would probably not use J1L, because after scanning how i'd play that role it was pretty much noble ---> officer. i'd use LUG or another character if (b) Imperials vs rebellion, or Selika (leaning more into scout), LUG, or another character if (d) mercenaries/smugglers/pirates during any era.

INeedNoSalt

Infidel wrote: »

There's nothing to fill up on yet, go ahead and post away.

A reminder that if we go (a) it's not all Jedi-classed Sith. There were non-Force Sensitives and Force Sensitives of other classes within their Empire during that time. Keep in mind that the Jedi have some nice ways to fuck up Dark Side Jedi, taking a tactical approach rather than head-on to hunting them can prove more successful sometimes.

Those who know the KOTOR lore should know that the Sith Empire were not the True Sith.

But Force Sensitives within the Empire weren't ever grunts, and pretty much everyone who wasn't an Officer or a Force User was. Nobody really wants to play a Stormtrooper next to Darth-In-Training, I don't think.

fadingathedges

INeedNoSalt wrote: »

But Force Sensitives within the Empire weren't ever grunts, and pretty much everyone who wasn't an Officer or a Force User was. Nobody really wants to play a Stormtrooper next to Chokey-McChokerson-In-Training, I don't think.

INeedNoSalt

Which is why we should say no to Sith entirely.

Imho. >>

MoSiAc

I'm interested in playing but whats it looking for a time frame for this? My time sometimes doesn't match up with other people so before I get too interested some idea of when this would be going down would be good.

Infidel

Now that midterms and phalla is over, bump.

I'll try to decide what I'm going with today/tomorrow so people can work on some characters.

And since this is a PbP, there is no real time you have to post around, just that it has to be regular.

Horseshoe

In a text-based game it would probably be helpful to have characters that can speak Basic.

edit: unless of course your Gammorean is a mook for my Crime Lord to order around.

fadingathedges

:^:

Infidel

It wouldn't be any less playable than a wookiee.

Gammoreans, the wookiee of the darksider campaign.

Horseshoe

Infidel wrote: »

Gammoreans, the wookiee of the darksider campaign.

So true.

Infidel

I'm leaning towards (a) Sith Empire.

It was in the top preferences for most, and the vocal opponent to it was INNS who already has a lot on his plate. So <3 INNS but I think you'll sit this one out.

Spoiler:

Can't wait to tear shit up with 1N-N5 and Krema.

INeedNoSalt

I wll kill you

It's cool, have fun dudes <3<3

Horseshoe

INeedNoSalt wrote: »

I wll kill you

I won't kill you, but I'll get laughs out of making you think that 1NN5 might snap and kill you for trivial reasons.

"He hasn't been right since I tried to fix his wiring last week. So don't make any sudden moves, Krema. He hates that."

SoulFury

Hey new post on the Wizards site about Starships of the Galaxy today. Amazon still has it listed for December 18th too.

Horseshoe

*whispers*

"Kid... you really don't want to imply he's anything like a Class 1 droid..."

Also:



I might buy this just because it will look so good sitting next to the core book.

Infidel

Horseshoe wrote: »

I might buy this just because it will look so good sitting next to the core book.

That and you need at least two books for it to qualify as a "real system".

Horseshoe

hahaha

fadingathedges

ill buy it because it will hopefully include lots of stuff for the older eras of play. there is tons of stuff out there for conversion for galactic civil war & beyond, but the prequel trilogy craft have a bit of a different feel (the naboo fighters are sooo space-50's ), and i dont want to be pinned into just what was gleaned from background shots in the movies.

fadingathedges

:lol:
i would have guessed pilot + gunner/passenger, but ok epilepsy.

Horseshoe

Wait... and the rest of Star Wars isn't a bit far-fetched?

Infidel

Alright, let's see some Sith minions, force-sensitive or not. Remember that there is a rigid caste system and you guys are at the bottom of it. This is during the new Sith Empire a while before Revan fucked everything up.

If no one wants to take Gamorrean that's cool. I kinda wanna see jdarksun running around with a voxbox and grunt-charade games.

Wookieepedia is your friend, having played the first KOTOR game is also helpful.

The characters can vary a good bit, since the campaign will likely focus on not just the Sith but also the minions involved. Czerka soldiers, mercenaries, Mandalorians, whatever can work so long as they have a reason to side with the Sith.

fadingathedges

Spoiler:

fadingathedges wrote: »

fadingathedges wrote: »

edit/update: sith appropriate characters

Selika won't work for Sith, spoiler'd.

Spoiler:

Selika Ano
Vesaccorsian [near human, stats as human] F Scout2/Noble1+
noteworthy/iconic possessions~
Vesacorr bowcaster [stats as bowcaster, aesthetically it is a 'blaster bow' rather than a 'blaster crossbow']
Kwe, Selika's loyal kybuck
bone knife
half of her remaining wealth should be in the form of furs, exotic plant extracts and shells prized on Vesaccor for their beauty.

Homeworld~
The Vesaccorsian are the predominant sentient species on planet Vesacorr, located past the outer rim, most proximate to the corporate sector in known space. They are a fierce people, organized into nomadic tribes for hunting and - to a greater extent - avoiding being hunted by the massive beasts native to Vesaccor. Vesacorr was discovered almost 50 years ago by a wookiee exploratory peregrination. While the trade and cultural exchanges stemming from this contact have not notably changed the day to day nomadic hunter way of life on Vesaccor, the technological advances are steadily changing certain aspects of civilization as time passes.

Physical~
slight build, quick, face/body paints, feathers, large shell earrings, young adult F, short dark hair, dark eyes, pale lavender skin

Backstory~

Spoiler:

Selika sat on her heels, still, waiting for her companion to speak. A small fire crackled between them, lighting the small stone mesa they sat upon. She stared at the fire for a long time, then finally looked up at her leathery faced grandfather. Despite his blindness, she felt his attention shift to from the fire to her as her gaze lifted. In a sonorous voice, he began to speak.
"Selika. For many hundreds of generations, our way of life has been the same. These many forests beneath the stars have been our ancestral home. We have been born here, knowing that like us, our children's children would be born here. Knowing that like our father's fathers, we would be buried here." The old man paused, his creased face pensive as he considered the fire with milky, blind eyes. "Now, this changes. Hairy mans come, these wouk-ee. We are fortunate they are honorable, and understand our ways." The old man gestured to the trees. "And they bring tools and learning, very good," he grunted "But they tell us every star we can see is sun to another world. They tell us of the strife all these worlds face, of those who work for peace and those who fight to steal the destinies of other men, other worlds." He turned his face to the sky. There was a long silence. "We can not remain unchanged, knowing these things. We cannot wait for others to decide when the stars will come down on us while we sit blindly." he lowered his face, and voice. "And they will fall. I feel it in my bones, I hear it in the wind. Unrest comes to all shores, and we cannot let the waves drown us when they come here. Selika, you must go. You must be the eyes and the voice for our people."
"I will go, grandfather."

Selika is the eldest daughter of her tribe's leader, and grand daughter of it's shaman. She is a fierce, proud warrior but knows little of the galaxy at large. Selika is to be the first space farer and dignitary of her people, with the intention to learn of the galaxy and find a place in it for her world, and herself. Selika would look to open trade with more worlds beyond kashyyk, using the goods she has from her home planet as sample trade stock. Depending on the era she would possibly seek representation for vesaccor. I do not see her working well in an imperial-aligned group, but she would be pro rebellion and attempt to align vesaccor with the forerunner of the new republic. Selika would most likely have some method to holonet back to vesaccor, or at least vesaccor would have holonet access and she would have to find publicly usable holonet terminals to communicate with them. If I ran this character I would like Vehicular Combat to work on mounts, if that were ok She would level as a mix of scout and noble, likely leaning more into noble.

Spoiler:

Of course, I would always be willing to play as a [URL=" http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Yubookoo.JPG"]shaved wookiee[/URL], doing absolutely anything (DANCER!), but who wouldn't?

There isn't going to be alot of demand for melee considering ::sith:: and all, so i'm going to spoiler out LUG as well.

Spoiler:

LUG-4G3
class 4 droid, introspective monk/unarmed combat type fighter, force sensitive, possiby extra arms. currently or previously serving as a bodyguard to someone wealthy/important. this guy would be pretty flexible across any era/setting/faction, and i would come up with more specifics on who owned him when/now based on the party makeup. im picturing this guy to be a sort of gentleman's bodyguard, easily appearing as a noble's personal assistant then comes the punching- Strong and Big. if he is no longer 'property', his heuristic would likely have had something to do with this as he questions his existence, all monk-y like. i'm picturing him looking something like this but with a droid head, obv. levels as a soldier, maybe a little scoundrel mixed in.

BFX2-J1L
I was also toying with the idea of a small repulsorlift droid, non-combatant. I dont know exactly how it would work, but it would basically be a tactical assistant, something a bounty hunter would use. The droid would scan and relay information, sort of like a spotter.. perform recon, possibly inhibit enemies somehow. i'm not sure if i'm cool enough to do it well, of if there is enough material to make it really work and stay useful/interesting beyond Walk the Line spam. across all the classes there is probably enough non-combatant stuff to at least have fun with it, we'll see. it's interesting to me, at any rate.

update:
i picture this droid as sortof like the little recon/helper guy that Darth Maul used on tattooine in Ep.1. i would probably roll him as a class 4 afterall, using a bit of scout and scoundrel with a heavy dose of Noble, leading into the Officer prestige class. Officer's talent trees are exactly what i was thinking of when i was first doodling this droid together in my head, but i had never read his talent trees until later. if someone else is going noble i won't use this guy, especially because i see him as more of a tactical advisor than a "face".

Grunty McGrunterson (name pending)
Human[?] M Scout/Soldier
Someone will likely need to not have a lightsaber, i can fill that spot if needs be. Also, I doubt that normal legal restrictions apply to sith soldiers, and carrying around a massive blaster certainly has it's appeal. ^___^ i'd have him as a scout level1 to get some decent skills, and generally try to be useful with multiple weapons (long range snipe/standard rifle/nades/explosives/spoon)

when the time comes~ if im picked, just assign me a character (from above or otherwise) and ill develop it as necessary.

quotin dis.


ill update THIS post now with character concepts so its not buried.[/QUOTE]

Perch Bodom
Duros M Sith (Jedi 1)

Initial Concept~
I see this character as sith trained rather than ex-jedi, likely a gifted pilot who was discovered to be force sensitive and taught to harness his potential with the force. I see him as a finesse fencer (possible dual wield'er) who embraces the dark side through aggression, fighting and killing for the rush of combat.

Homeworld~
A consumate spacer, Perch drifts around the outer rim looking for opportunites to make some credits. He is likely from somewhere beyond the rim, he may or may not know for certain.

Physical~
slight build, wiry, short for a duros (@1.6m), quick, dark blue-green skin, red eyes.
he has a few nervous habits - snapping and unsnapping the guard on his leg holster, darting eyes, kneejerk flinching in response to sudden movements of anyone close

Personality Traits~
paranoid, aggressive, reactionary, territorial

Backstory~

AVEN SECURITY CORP DOSSIER UPDATE Subject: Bodom, Perch Rank: Pilot 3 Residence: Barrack 81, R382 Age: 14 ASC ID: 179.5476.268 H: 1.6m W: 63.5kg Status: DISCHARGED Reason: HIGH RISK ASSOCIATE Statistical Detail: Mission Success Rate: 100&#37; Wing Survival Rate: 34% Inquiry Notes: None on record.[/CODE] The cerean leaned back into his seat as he scanned the datapad, ash from his cigar burning long as he considered the report. The other man in the room - a human, less decorated but also in an Aven officer's uniform - stepped away from the bar in a corner of the room with two drinks and seated himself across the desk from his superior. He passed the cerean a glass. "I need your approval." "I know." The cerean tossed the datapad onto his desk, picking up the glass. "The fact that I know his name means his good, and I happen to know just how good. No client has [I]ever[/I] lost personnel or property in one of his assignments. Not a scratch. Pilots like him keep this business going." "Does that matter if no one will fly with him? It's [I]our[/I] personnel and property that seems to bear the burden, sir." "Thirty-four percent?" "Yes. Often just him." "Are you implying he's responsible?" The human was silent for a long time. "I don't know. Certainly nothing that can be called evidence has surfaced. I can tell you that on his first mission, his wingman flew into the sublights of a pirate frig, damaging them enough so that our charge and our people could make good. I can tell you that the only time we put him in a 2 seater, his gunner had what seemed to be a heart attack and died. I can tell you that on at least two occasions, he has instructed a member of his squad to perform a maneuver which took them into the path of a burst of laserfire that had his name on it. I can tell you that he ruptured the cockpits of two of our people with well placed ion shots in a training exercise, and the one who lived [I]swears[/I] that he was missed. Finally, I can tell that for the past two months, he hasn't lost a single mate." "Well that's posit..." The cerean trailed off as realization dawned on him. "Two months? Wasn't that when we initiated the new bonus pay structure?" "Yes sir. Combat pay is no longer divided among all surviving squad members, and in fact bonus pay is given based on how many come home safe." The cerean said nothing, chewing on his cigar. He keyed in an approval code into the datapad and slid it across the table. **************************** Perch's podracer whipped around the bend, accelerating. He leaned forward in his seat as much as the safety restraints would allow as he closed on the aleena pilot ahead of him. [I]Don't see it.[/I] Perch's lipless mouth sneered, spittle dribbling out the corner of his mouth and smeared across his cheek by the wind. [I]Don't see it. Don't see it don't see it don't see it don't see it don't see it don't DON'T SEE IT DON'T SEE-[/I] The small aleena's pod swerved at the last second, but it wasn't enough. The pilot yelped as his left engine smashed into a boulder the size of a house and burst into flame. His craft careened wildly the right, flipping through the air over a second rock formation. Cackling, Perch left the screaming in his wake as the aleena's right engine dragged the exploding pod, cutting a swath through the onlookers in the nearby stands. There were two racers left ahead of him, and a pile of credits waiting at the finish line. **************************** Perch blinked twice, as if waking from a daydream. He took a mouthful of noodles to stop himself from talking. Had he really told this stranger so much? He looked the man over again - handsome, well dressed, courteous - and could swear he hadn't ever seen him before this very instant... had they really been talking for... what time was it? Something felt [I]off[/I]. "Interesting stories, friend." The man's voice was congenial, silky. "That certainly would explain how you win so often with such a mechanically inferior craft - no intense intended, of course." He spoke with a smile you had to believe in. "Who did you say you were again?" Perch was certain he'd been drugged. His hand drifted next to his blaster under the guise of scratching his leg. "I'm a talent scout." "And you're looking for a pilot?" "Not exactly." [/QUOTE][CODE]
AVEN SECURITY CORP DOSSIER UPDATE
Subject: Bodom, Perch
Rank: Pilot 3
Residence: Barrack 81, R382
Age: 14
ASC ID: 179.5476.268
H: 1.6m W: 63.5kg
Status: DISCHARGED
Reason: HIGH RISK ASSOCIATE
Statistical Detail: Mission Success Rate: 100% Wing Survival Rate: 34%
Inquiry Notes: None on record.[/CODE]
The cerean leaned back into his seat as he scanned the datapad, ash from his cigar burning long as he considered the report. The other man in the room - a human, less decorated but also in an Aven officer's uniform - stepped away from the bar in a corner of the room with two drinks and seated himself across the desk from his superior. He passed the cerean a glass.
"I need your approval."
"I know."
The cerean tossed the datapad onto his desk, picking up the glass. "The fact that I know his name means his good, and I happen to know just how good. No client has ever lost personnel or property in one of his assignments. Not a scratch. Pilots like him keep this business going."
"Does that matter if no one will fly with him? It's our personnel and property that seems to bear the burden, sir."
"Thirty-four percent?"
"Yes. Often just him."
"Are you implying he's responsible?"
The human was silent for a long time. "I don't know. Certainly nothing that can be called evidence has surfaced. I can tell you that on his first mission, his wingman flew into the sublights of a pirate frig, damaging them enough so that our charge and our people could make good. I can tell you that the only time we put him in a 2 seater, his gunner had what seemed to be a heart attack and died. I can tell you that on at least two occasions, he has instructed a member of his squad to perform a maneuver which took them into the path of a burst of laserfire that had his name on it. I can tell you that he ruptured the cockpits of two of our people with well placed ion shots in a training exercise, and the one who lived swears that he was missed. Finally, I can tell that for the past two months, he hasn't lost a single mate."
"Well that's posit..." The cerean trailed off as realization dawned on him. "Two months? Wasn't that when we initiated the new bonus pay structure?"
"Yes sir. Combat pay is no longer divided among all surviving squad members, and in fact bonus pay is given based on how many come home safe."
The cerean said nothing, chewing on his cigar. He keyed in an approval code into the datapad and slid it across the table.

****************************
Perch's podracer whipped around the bend, accelerating. He leaned forward in his seat as much as the safety restraints would allow as he closed on the aleena pilot ahead of him.
Don't see it. Perch's lipless mouth sneered, spittle dribbling out the corner of his mouth and smeared across his cheek by the wind. Don't see it. Don't see it don't see it don't see it don't see it don't see it don't DON'T SEE IT DON'T SEE- The small aleena's pod swerved at the last second, but it wasn't enough. The pilot yelped as his left engine smashed into a boulder the size of a house and burst into flame. His craft careened wildly the right, flipping through the air over a second rock formation. Cackling, Perch left the screaming in his wake as the aleena's right engine dragged the exploding pod, cutting a swath through the onlookers in the nearby stands.
There were two racers left ahead of him, and a pile of credits waiting at the finish line.
****************************
Perch blinked twice, as if waking from a daydream. He took a mouthful of noodles to stop himself from talking. Had he really told this stranger so much? He looked the man over again - handsome, well dressed, courteous - and could swear he hadn't ever seen him before this very instant... had they really been talking for... what time was it? Something felt off.
"Interesting stories, friend." The man's voice was congenial, silky. "That certainly would explain how you win so often with such a mechanically inferior craft - no intense intended, of course." He spoke with a smile you had to believe in.
"Who did you say you were again?" Perch was certain he'd been drugged. His hand drifted next to his blaster under the guise of scratching his leg.
"I'm a talent scout."
"And you're looking for a pilot?"
"Not exactly."

Infidel

For reference on non-Force Sensitive roles, look at the Military section of the Sith Empire I linked. I've also mentioned how not all are strictly in the Sith Empire either.

Sith does not equal Force Sensitive any more than being a Republic Soldier means you're a politician, it's the organization you're aligned with.

delroland

I'm not at home, so I will finalize the stats later, but I will be a Sith Minion/Assassin in training. I will start out as a Scout with Force Sensitive, then alter between that and Jedi.

Will Sith Apprentice be openly available, or will we be using custom PrC's?

Infidel

We'll be starting at level 1, and right now I expect to include all PrC from the book.

fadingathedges

i like the duros sith (level1 jedi) best, if we end up with too many force sensitives ill swap to one of the other options.

is there an "in list" yet?

Horseshoe

Hmm... I could maybe do this. If I did, this would be the guy:


Zevec Lorr, Human Noble (or maybe Scoundrel)
Czerka Corporation Military Technologies Representative

Though he is by all appearances and title an employee of the powerful Czerka Corporation, Zev's duties occasionally take him into a less public element of their enterprise... dealing with The Exchange. Primarily, this entails facilitating the distribution of illegal slugthrower weapons or assassin droids to the criminal underground. However, dealing with bounty hunters and other less conventional means of "securing market share" is necessary at times... as well as making sure all transactions are undoubtedly legitimate to third parties. Zev is well suited to this sort of work. His superiors like to say that he only lies when his mouth is moving.

"Many baseless accusations have been made against Czerka by our competition. The fact remains that the Czerka Corporation supplies the highest quality droids, vehicles, advanced weapons, and more. In addition, our outstanding business management practices have synergized with these products. The result? A prosperous and economically vibrant galaxy that has no shortage of cutting-edge equipment. It is no wonder that we are the exclusive supplier of military and civilian technologies to the glorious Sith Empire!"

If someone else was playing a droid or another Czerka guy, it would probably be easy to pair him up with this dude.

fadingathedges

i could use the droid posted above, or go with a more 'conventional' mydroidisfite type setup.
ok your company designed me, how do i work

Infidel

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/War_droid-series

There's a chassis seeing widespread use in the era.

And the only one that has a spot claimed is Horseshoe at the moment. Get those concepts posted.

Horseshoe

I'd think a Czerka droid would have it's apparent functions as well as its hidden functions.

For example it could be something like this: the repulsordroid might seem like a basic service droid, mostly designed for mechanics and programming... but actually it's very good at scouting, espionage, with a few weapons at its disposal as well as explosive charges for stealth emplacement. But the pamphlet says: "Czerka's finest repulsor-propelled maintenance droid! So convenient and cost effective in initial price as well as upkeep, you can't afford not to have one!"

In addition to Sith War-Droids, Czerka designed the HK series as well. Designed for protocol as well as a few... higher functions for advanced users.

fadingathedges

i will flesh out a droid tonight for this purpose, errands time for now. ;o

INeedNoSalt

jdarksun wrote: »

Horseshoe wrote: »

I won't kill you, but I'll get laughs out of making you think that 1NN5 might snap and kill you for trivial reasons.

"He hasn't been right since I tried to fix his wiring last week. So don't make any sudden moves, Krema. He hates that."

"Oh. R-r-really? I r-r-read about unsticking m-m-motivators in highly c-c-customized Class 4 droids from a h-h-holoseminar last week. I bet if we c-c-could get him to p-p-power down for a few m-m-minutes, we could check around in his chassis for s-s-sticky widgets. They're really not that different from Class 1 droids, except for the weapons. Which is just another type of tool. While we're in there, I bet we could further optimize his muscular-regulator system, increasing output by 3%."

Krema blinks.

"Er... I m-m-mean, if that's O-O-OK with you, Eness."

"Statement: I've read about neurosurgery in simplistic organic creatures..."

Horseshoe

INeedNoSalt wrote: »

jdarksun wrote: »

Horseshoe wrote: »

I won't kill you, but I'll get laughs out of making you think that 1NN5 might snap and kill you for trivial reasons.

"He hasn't been right since I tried to fix his wiring last week. So don't make any sudden moves, Krema. He hates that."

"Oh. R-r-really? I r-r-read about unsticking m-m-motivators in highly c-c-customized Class 4 droids from a h-h-holoseminar last week. I bet if we c-c-could get him to p-p-power down for a few m-m-minutes, we could check around in his chassis for s-s-sticky widgets. They're really not that different from Class 1 droids, except for the weapons. Which is just another type of tool. While we're in there, I bet we could further optimize his muscular-regulator system, increasing output by 3%."

Krema blinks.

"Er... I m-m-mean, if that's O-O-OK with you, Eness."

"Statement: I've read about neurosurgery in simplistic organic creatures..."

"No, no, that was a journal on autopsies, One-In. You musta read that thing a thousand times!"