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LaOs

Zen Vulgarity wrote: »

LaOs you suck in TF2.

Play with me tonight.

Dyna's a good medic though.

It is true, I am poor.

I've never seen Dyna play a Medic, I don't think. He was kickin' ass as a Spy last night, though.

I will more than likely be on. Hopefully your server is not full.

Dynagrip

LaOs wrote: »

Zen Vulgarity wrote: »

LaOs you suck in TF2.

Play with me tonight.

Dyna's a good medic though.

It is true, I am poor.

I've never seen Dyna play a Medic, I don't think. He was kickin' ass as a Spy last night, though.

I will more than likely be on. Hopefully your server is not full.

Spy wasn't nearly as fun when it went down to 6 and 6. Before that it seemed like they weren't even bothering to check for spies. The most satisfying backstabs are against Pyros I think. Or possibly disguised enemy spies. They're pretty great too.

Also, Zen, you must have me confused with someone else. I've only played Medic for like a grand total of 5 minutes.

Preacher

Does anyone know a good remedy for a cat peeing on a certain object? My stupid cat keeps peeing on my comforter for my bed and I can't figure out why.

Aldo

Preacher wrote: »

Does anyone know a good remedy for a cat peeing on a certain object? My stupid cat keeps peeing on my comforter for my bed and I can't figure out why.

put tinfoil on it, when they pee on it it makes a hella lot of noise (or at least with dogs it does) so they'll probably be scared and stop peeing there.

sdrawkcaB emaN

Preacher wrote: »

Does anyone know a good remedy for a cat peeing on a certain object? My stupid cat keeps peeing on my comforter for my bed and I can't figure out why.

Burn it.

The cat, not the comforter. That would be wasteful.

LaOs

Dynagrip wrote: »

LaOs wrote: »

Zen Vulgarity wrote: »

LaOs you suck in TF2.

Play with me tonight.

Dyna's a good medic though.

It is true, I am poor.

I've never seen Dyna play a Medic, I don't think. He was kickin' ass as a Spy last night, though.

I will more than likely be on. Hopefully your server is not full.

Spy wasn't nearly as fun when it went down to 6 and 6. Before that it seemed like they weren't even bothering to check for spies. The most satisfying backstabs are against Pyros I think. Or possibly disguised enemy spies. They're pretty great too.

Also, Zen, you must have me confused with someone else. I've only played Medic for like a grand total of 5 minutes.

Yeah, I think Spys are more productive on crowded maps. Especially when the other team is dumb and doesn't check for Spys.

I'm always so suspicious, watching teammates running around, trying to flame everyone or at least putting some buckshot in them.

Gooey

ZV you have your own TF2 server? What's the IP/password if I may ask?

Dynagrip

Soldier is still my best class by far. Whenever I get pissed and want some payback I switch back to it.

Church

Preacher wrote: »

Does anyone know a good remedy for a cat peeing on a certain object? My stupid cat keeps peeing on my comforter for my bed and I can't figure out why.

Make your cat be a dog.

Preacher

Well she doesn't always pee on it, just sometimes she gets it in her tiny mind that the only solution is to pee on our bed.

Aldo

Preacher wrote: »

Well she doesn't always pee on it, just sometimes she gets it in her tiny mind that the only solution is to pee on our bed.

Then I can't help ya. Get it in her brain that the bed is a restricted area for furry animals?

Church

Aldo wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

Well she doesn't always pee on it, just sometimes she gets it in her tiny mind that the only solution is to pee on our bed.

Then I can't help ya. Get it in her brain that the bed is a restricted area for furry animals?

I think Preacher would like to continue sleeping there.

Gooey

Cats usually go outside their litterbox if they're unhappy about something. Usually they feel that the litterbox is full. Even if it isn't.

Preacher

Well the temporary solution is just outright banning from the bedroom.

Preacher

Church wrote: »

Aldo wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

Well she doesn't always pee on it, just sometimes she gets it in her tiny mind that the only solution is to pee on our bed.

Then I can't help ya. Get it in her brain that the bed is a restricted area for furry animals?

I think Preacher would like to continue sleeping there.

Good one church, I'll hate fuck you through the internet!

VishNub

LaOs wrote: »

Dynagrip wrote: »

LaOs wrote: »

Zen Vulgarity wrote: »

LaOs you suck in TF2.

Play with me tonight.

Dyna's a good medic though.

It is true, I am poor.

I've never seen Dyna play a Medic, I don't think. He was kickin' ass as a Spy last night, though.

I will more than likely be on. Hopefully your server is not full.

Spy wasn't nearly as fun when it went down to 6 and 6. Before that it seemed like they weren't even bothering to check for spies. The most satisfying backstabs are against Pyros I think. Or possibly disguised enemy spies. They're pretty great too.

Also, Zen, you must have me confused with someone else. I've only played Medic for like a grand total of 5 minutes.

Yeah, I think Spys are more productive on crowded maps. Especially when the other team is dumb and doesn't check for Spys.

I'm always so suspicious, watching teammates running around, trying to flame everyone or at least putting some buckshot in them.

The trick is to not do what people expect spies to do. You're most effective in the middle of a big fight backstabbing the heavies and soldiers and medics then cloaking away. Running around in the base in 2fort gets mixed results at best.

I play spy to much. I know I'm not helping my team much, a lot of the time. But it's so much less frustrating than being a soldier or something on a losing team. Also when I can take out three heavies on one life, I feel like I'm being productive.

Church

Preacher wrote: »

Church wrote: »

Aldo wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

Well she doesn't always pee on it, just sometimes she gets it in her tiny mind that the only solution is to pee on our bed.

Then I can't help ya. Get it in her brain that the bed is a restricted area for furry animals?

I think Preacher would like to continue sleeping there.

Good one church, I'll hate fuck you through the internet!

:lol:

Get in line.

ElJeffe

suilimeA wrote: »

ElJeffe wrote: »

Infants are thoroughly vile little creatures.

I had forgotten this, but now it's all coming back to me.

You got a new one crawling around, pooping, leeching off you, destroying your sanity?

Currently just B through D.

Last night we played a delightful game of "Let's See How Many Diapers I Can Poop On While You Change Me". I'm unsure of the rules, but I'm pretty certain he won.

Dynagrip

VishNub wrote: »

LaOs wrote: »

Dynagrip wrote: »

LaOs wrote: »

Zen Vulgarity wrote: »

LaOs you suck in TF2.

Play with me tonight.

Dyna's a good medic though.

It is true, I am poor.

I've never seen Dyna play a Medic, I don't think. He was kickin' ass as a Spy last night, though.

I will more than likely be on. Hopefully your server is not full.

Spy wasn't nearly as fun when it went down to 6 and 6. Before that it seemed like they weren't even bothering to check for spies. The most satisfying backstabs are against Pyros I think. Or possibly disguised enemy spies. They're pretty great too.

Also, Zen, you must have me confused with someone else. I've only played Medic for like a grand total of 5 minutes.

Yeah, I think Spys are more productive on crowded maps. Especially when the other team is dumb and doesn't check for Spys.

I'm always so suspicious, watching teammates running around, trying to flame everyone or at least putting some buckshot in them.

The trick is to not do what people expect spies to do. You're most effective in the middle of a big fight backstabbing the heavies and soldiers and medics then cloaking away. Running around in the base in 2fort gets mixed results at best.

I play spy to much. I know I'm not helping my team much, a lot of the time. But it's so much less frustrating than being a soldier or something on a losing team. Also when I can take out three heavies on one life, I feel like I'm being productive.

Spies can be fairly useful defensively because at least that way you're running in the right direction and people get a bit distracted in firefights.

sdrawkcaB emaN

ElJeffe wrote: »

suilimeA wrote: »

ElJeffe wrote: »

Infants are thoroughly vile little creatures.

I had forgotten this, but now it's all coming back to me.

You got a new one crawling around, pooping, leeching off you, destroying your sanity?

Currently just B through D.

Last night we played a delightful game of "Let's See How Many Diapers I Can Poop On While You Change Me". I'm unsure of the rules, but I'm pretty certain he won.

:lol:

Sami

Gooey wrote: »

Cats usually go outside their litterbox if they're unhappy about something. Usually they feel that the litterbox is full. Even if it isn't.

If you aren't emptying it every night you're gross and deserve cat shit all over your house.

sdrawkcaB emaN

Well all this talk of poo makes me have to go take a dump.

Shazkar Shadowstorm

http://nymag.com/nymag/features/3649/ cool old article

Aldo

suilimeA wrote: »

Well all this talk of poo makes me have to go take a dump.

Things we did not want to know.

Preacher

Well at least aem didn't have a fantasy about taking a dump with like 4 butts?

Gooey

Sami wrote: »

Gooey wrote: »

Cats usually go outside their litterbox if they're unhappy about something. Usually they feel that the litterbox is full. Even if it isn't.

If you aren't emptying it every night you're gross and deserve cat shit all over your house.

This is true. I must clean mine multiple times a day, as my cat refuses to go in it more than once at a time.

MikeMan

Preacher wrote: »

Well at least aem didn't have a fantasy about taking a dump with like 4 butts?

post = win

LaOs

Gooey wrote: »

ZV you have your own TF2 server? What's the IP/password if I may ask?

I just meant whichever server he was playing on. I don't think he has his own server.

DiscGrace

Someone write this stupid "Language and Literacy Autobiography" for me. Please?

Look Out it's Sabs!

I likes the pyro.

ElJeffe

DiscGrace wrote: »

Someone write this stupid "Language and Literacy Autobiography" for me. Please?

In the beginning, I was just a bunch of grunts and gestures. Then someone invented nouns and verbs, which was all going well and good until some fucko handed Dan Brown a word processor, and now I have to drink a bottle of Jack a day to keep from putting a bullet in my head and what why aren't you paying attention to me? I have feelings too, dammit and no I won't put down the bottle and talk things over with you FUCK YOU YOU BITCH ILL SAY WEN IVE HAD ENOUHG GODDAMMIT TAKE THIS WHOREBASKET *BAM BAM BAM* Oh shits what have I done need to hide the body oh fuckohfuckohfuck

ElJeffe

If it needs to be longer just pad it with "All work and no play makes Language a dull boy" repeated ad infinitum.

Preacher

And jeffe takes it to a scary lonely place.

MikeMan

ElJeffe wrote: »

DiscGrace wrote: »

Someone write this stupid "Language and Literacy Autobiography" for me. Please?

In the beginning, I was just a bunch of grunts and gestures. Then someone invented nouns and verbs, which was all going well and good until some fucko handed Dan Brown a word processor, and now I have to drink a bottle of Jack a day to keep from putting a bullet in my head and what why aren't you paying attention to me? I have feelings too, dammit and no I won't put down the bottle and talk things over with you FUCK YOU YOU BITCH ILL SAY WEN IVE HAD ENOUHG GODDAMMIT TAKE THIS WHOREBASKET *BAM BAM BAM* Oh shits what have I done need to hide the body oh fuckohfuckohfuck

:lol:

:^:

Aldo

I rather have Jeffe take it out on [chat] than on his offspring. *nodnod*

Look Out it's Sabs!

Aldo wrote: »

I rather have Jeffe take it out on [chat] than on his offspring. *nodnod*

Just wait till you can physically hit someone over the internet, we would be doomed.

MikeMan

i hope i didn't make a mistake signing up for that nomic game

i'm so scared

someone hold me

Church

Saburbia wrote: »

Aldo wrote: »

I rather have Jeffe take it out on [chat] than on his offspring. *nodnod*

Just wait till you can physically hit someone over the internet, we would be doomed.

Together we are a greater bitch than any of us alone.

Even you.

ElJeffe

MikeMan wrote: »

i hope i didn't make a mistake signing up for that nomic game

i'm so scared

someone hold me

I really want to join in, because doing wacky shit inside of assigned parameters is my cup of tea.

On the other hand, new baby.

MikeMan

Saburbia wrote: »

Aldo wrote: »

I rather have Jeffe take it out on [chat] than on his offspring. *nodnod*

Just wait till you can physically hit someone over the internet, we would be doomed.

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