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Thanksgiving general blah blah thread

FramlingFramling Registered User regular
So this is coming up, for Americans. Maybe for some non-Americans.

I don't know when you celebrate it, man, I'm just trying to be inclusive.

What're y'all doing for it?

Do you hate your relatives so you'll be drinking yourself into a coma?

Do you love your relatives, but you live 1500 miles away from them so you want to hang out with friends, but you don't know what friends already have plans?

Do you love stuffing as much as I do?

Talk about some stuff, why don't you?

I'm told we'll have Raneados posting in here throughout the thread.

Framling on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User
    the only thing i don't care for about thanksgiving is the football

    fuck you football, you are lame, and you make it so everyone thinks that every TV should have a football game on it during thanksgiving

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    Somehow
    Through no fault of our own
    We're hosting Thanksgiving this year
    Are there enough chair/silverware/space in this little apartment for seven relatives?
    Of course not
    But not too worry
    I'm making the stuffing
    Mom's bringing yams and pie
    Brother's bringing the chairs
    GF's sister is making the cranberry sauce
    Which leaves only the green beans, mashed potatoes, rolls, and turkey for my significant other

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Ymir owns. He fucking owns!Registered User regular
    because you're gay?

  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    Rane are you gay?

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS
    Seriously why the fuck is Rite Aid open on Christmas?

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    godamnit I'm not gay, jerks

    I'm going out for a cock in my mouth

    I mean cigarette


    SHIT

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    potatoe wrote: »
    the only thing i don't care for about thanksgiving is the football

    fuck you football, you are lame, and you make it so everyone thinks that every TV should have a football game on it during thanksgiving

    hey shut up

    STEAM
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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    potatoe wrote: »
    the only thing i don't care for about thanksgiving is the football

    fuck you football, you are lame, and you make it so everyone thinks that every TV should have a football game on it during thanksgiving
    because we have to be thankful for our 'merican athletes

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    BusterK wrote: »
    Which leaves only the green beans, mashed potatoes, rolls, and turkey for my significant other

    Buster I'm not cooking a damn thing.

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User
    I'll get to wish so many people happy thanksgiving

    All of the bitter family-man pilots who have to fly that day

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Ymir owns. He fucking owns!Registered User regular
    also my family's going to be having our thanksgiving together on the twentieth, because of our various schedules.

    (mostly because my mother's a nurse, and has to work on thanksgiving)

    I will be having a lot of ham

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    look rane what you gotta do is rail some broad in front of your mom

    STEAM
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  • FramlingFramling Registered User regular
    Rane, she married him just so you could get closer to his two gay sons.

    She only wants you to be happy.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    Jordyn wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    Which leaves only the green beans, mashed potatoes, rolls, and turkey for my significant other

    Buster I'm not cooking a damn thing.

    Goddammit! Now I have to do everything

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    I really don't like working Thanksgiving.

    I miss all the good stuff.

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Ymir owns. He fucking owns!Registered User regular
    I really like football

    too bad my team sucks

  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Ymir owns. He fucking owns!Registered User regular
    rane you are so in denial about your gayness

    have we mentioned that yet

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    i'll probably be doing nothing

    maybe eat some mashed potatoes and cranberry sauce

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    I really like football

    too bad my team sucks

    miami fan eh?

    STEAM
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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User
    just tons of dicks

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User
    Rane you had a pretty gay handshake when we met

    And everyone knows that handshakes mean everything

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    Green bean casserole.

    I can't wait.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User
    last year we ran out of mashed potatoes during dinner

    i nearly cried

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Ymir owns. He fucking owns!Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I really like football

    too bad my team sucks

    miami fan eh?

    st. louis

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    potatoe wrote: »
    last year we ran out of mashed potatoes during dinner

    i nearly cried
    but you didn't because you were also out of spaghettios

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS
    Who else thinks that the leftovers can be better than dinner itself?
    Reheated dark meat on a bun with mayo, fucking delicious.

  • SephSeph Registered User
    rane softly thrusting in the darkness with either or both of the two gay sons sounds like something you'd come across on the internet in manga form

    seriously rane you got three choices

    nail your mom
    nail a broad in front of your mom
    nail your mom and a broad at the same time
    shit i guess you got a 4th option
    it's gay though
    nail the two gay sons in front of your mom

    shit internet ideas dictate you got a 5th option

    nail two gay sons, stepdad, mom, and broad all together on thanksgiving

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    last year we ran out of mashed potatoes during dinner

    i nearly cried
    but you didn't because you were also out of spaghettios

    because you shoveled them all down your fat gullet while you were sitting around, alone and sad

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    also thanksgiving break will be so happy because i get to go to court the tuesday afterwards

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User
    Seph wrote: »
    rane softly thrusting in the darkness with either or both of the two gay sons sounds like something you'd come across on the internet in manga form

    seriously rane you got three choices

    nail your mom
    nail a broad in front of your mom
    nail your mom and a broad at the same time
    shit i guess you got a 4th option
    it's gay though
    nail the two gay sons in front of your mom

    shit internet ideas dictate you got a 5th option

    nail two gay sons, stepdad, mom, and broad all together on thanksgiving

    6. cut off his dick and proceed to eat a bowl of steaming crap

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • SephSeph Registered User
    alone and sad

    man those words really pair up nicely together

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    sad and alone is the better order though

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    Seph wrote: »
    alone and sad

    man those words really pair up nicely together

    Not as well as sad and alone

    edit: Damn you Kadith
    I damn you to Hell!

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  • BasicBasic Registered User
    I will eat turkey curry with biryani rice with my family, and play Mass Effect all day. It will be good.

  • SephSeph Registered User
    what's less gay then boning your own mother to prove to her you aren't gay i mean really c'mon people

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  • FramlingFramling Registered User regular
    Okay, I gotta go cook dinner.

    BusterK is in charge until I get back, because he's apparently dating my wife anyway.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Framling wrote: »
    Okay, I gotta go cook dinner.

    BusterK is in charge until I get back, because he's apparently dating my wife anyway.
    maybe you should try feeding her everyonce in a while

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  • SephSeph Registered User
    i will be visiting the folks this thanksgiving and sleeping in a terribly uncomfortable guest bedroom

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Framling wrote: »
    Okay, I gotta go cook dinner.

    BusterK is in charge until I get back, because he's apparently dating my wife anyway.

    so i'm not the only one that noticed that!

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