I know there is a Black Friday Thread, but I'm posting this here anyway.
So my grandfather is a 5 year war hardened Black Friday veteran. So this year I decided to go with him (my first time).
We left after a turkey lunch and arrived in front of Best Buy at 2:00 pm. Which means I have been camped out here for 8 hours-ish.
We are first in line. I have many stories to tell so far. I thought Black Friday would be the worst of capitalism, but so far I have discovered a human comradery between those foolish enough to venture in to the cold Vermont night to save a few bucks on electronics.
I shall continue to update those interested from the front line.
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edited November 2007
We made sooooo much stuff
Way more than we had too
There was
Turkey (stuffed with lemon and onion and buttered herbs injected in the skin)
Stuffing (with craisins and sausage)
Candied Yams
Mashed potatoes
Gravy
Rolls
Blanched green beans
Carrots
Homemade cranberry sauce
and
Apple Pie
dressing up is a pain, it does nothing for me. i don't need presents, i pretty much have everything i want already. also i hate trying to figure out what to get other people.
all i need to do on my favorite holidays is eat good food.
dressing up is a pain, it does nothing for me. i don't need presents, i pretty much have everything i want already. also i hate trying to figure out what to get other people.
all i need to do on my favorite holidays is eat good food.
dressing up is a pain, it does nothing for me. i don't need presents, i pretty much have everything i want already. also i hate trying to figure out what to get other people.
all i need to do on my favorite holidays is eat good food.
and thus your name is proven immensely correct.
i should have named myself "i hate people". then it would be even more correct.
Also, my mom made these "sweet potato balls," basically smashed sweet potato wrapped around a marshmallow and rolled in coconut and they were way more delicious than you'd think.
Oh my god you guys. SO MANY STORIES. I'm occupied right now, but I will just say, for now, that I got mad today, which is really rare, but I felt, like, Defender-angry, except in real life.
Even under a gigantic sweater, you can see her gut and "handles" sticking out. They protrude and overhang so far that even looking DOWN, they stick out enough to be clearly visible. She weighs over 200 pounds. Like I'm guessing 225 or so. She has some seriously ugly tattoos. Her hair is dyed blonde. This basically means that she bobs for apples in bleach, though, because she's a fucking retard. She smells, too, because she sleeps with two dogs who are basically untrained and never bathed. She actually said that the bigger of the two "isn't supposed to be bathed often" and that he doesn't like baths. What else. Oh, yeah, one time she got a back corset. That's like, four or five rings on a side, aligned down her back, with some kind of cord or something going through the rings, sort of like shoe laces, except on a disgusting fat girl's back.
When people see pictures of her for the first time, they say things like "WHAT IS THAT?" (not exaggerating) or "Who's that guy?" or just plain "Eww!" Those are all actual reactions.
Seriously, if you wanna fuck that, go right ahead, just, if it feels sticky inside, it's OK; there's a 50-50 shot that it's either hobo semen or dog semen.
So I cooked everything in under 4 hours today. I'm like some kinda Special Forces Chef.
Bourbon Maple Glazed Ham
Rustic Sage Sausage Stuffing
Sweet and Savory Corn Bread Pudding
Steamed Sweet Potatoes and Pears with Citrus
Green Bean Cassarole
Yeast Rolls
Pumpkin Pie
Mixed Berry Cheesecake
I came downstairs around 9:30 this morning. I had told my mother-in-law yesterday we'd eat around 1:30. She was all uppity and "Well I guess since you decided to sleep the morning away we won't be eating anytime soon."
I went right by her, went to the fridge, popped open a soda, and said "1:30, if I'm wrong, I'll fly Summer back to your place every holiday for the next 5 years."
I can't imagine her as being anything but shrew-ish.
I don't know quite how you mean, but she's stupid as all hell. She's not bitchy in a clever way or even vaguely feminine in how she's an asshole; she's a fucking gigantic, retarded, nasty beast.
defender, I take it you and your sister aren't the best of chums
I honestly wish that she were dead, and not just for my sake; I think that it would actually be better even for my parents, long term, if she were to die. She's a horrible failure in every way. My father actually said to me that he considers her his greatest failure and that he can't overcome the feelings of guilt at how badly she turned out; he tried everything he could think of, but it just wasn't enough.
That's all well and good, Defender, but you generally come off as feeling that way about everybody and everything so what makes this case "special" beyond the blood relation?
Oh my god you guys. SO MANY STORIES. I'm occupied right now, but I will just say, for now, that I got mad today, which is really rare, but I felt, like, Defender-angry, except in real life.
That's all well and good, Defender, but you generally come off as feeling that way about everybody and everything so what makes this case "special" beyond the blood relation?
Because in here it's hyperbolic pretend crazy bullshit.
This is like that, except not at all a joke.
EDIT: Oh, Berk. Berk. Awesome.
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So I cooked everything in under 4 hours today. I'm like some kinda Special Forces Chef.
Bourbon Maple Glazed Ham
Rustic Sage Sausage Stuffing
Sweet and Savory Corn Bread Pudding
Steamed Sweet Potatoes and Pears with Citrus
Green Bean Cassarole
Yeast Rolls
Pumpkin Pie
Mixed Berry Cheesecake
I came downstairs around 9:30 this morning. I had told my mother-in-law yesterday we'd eat around 1:30. She was all uppity and "Well I guess since you decided to sleep the morning away we won't be eating anytime soon."
I went right by her, went to the fridge, popped open a soda, and said "1:30, if I'm wrong, I'll fly Summer back to your place every holiday for the next 5 years."
we sat down at 1:28.
Shut the fuck up... Mom.
Stale, may I please high five you over the internet?
So I cooked everything in under 4 hours today. I'm like some kinda Special Forces Chef.
Bourbon Maple Glazed Ham
Rustic Sage Sausage Stuffing
Sweet and Savory Corn Bread Pudding
Steamed Sweet Potatoes and Pears with Citrus
Green Bean Cassarole
Yeast Rolls
Pumpkin Pie
Mixed Berry Cheesecake
I came downstairs around 9:30 this morning. I had told my mother-in-law yesterday we'd eat around 1:30. She was all uppity and "Well I guess since you decided to sleep the morning away we won't be eating anytime soon."
I went right by her, went to the fridge, popped open a soda, and said "1:30, if I'm wrong, I'll fly Summer back to your place every holiday for the next 5 years."
we sat down at 1:28.
Shut the fuck up... Mom.
Stale, may I please high five you over the internet?
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Blake TDo you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered Userregular
edited November 2007
I appear to have gathered a tan.
But that's a pretty impressive list of food to finish off in four hours.
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'cause i'm not dead
Family had fun
Everything tasted good
We all watched Ocean's 11 and then they left
It's all good now
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So my grandfather is a 5 year war hardened Black Friday veteran. So this year I decided to go with him (my first time).
We left after a turkey lunch and arrived in front of Best Buy at 2:00 pm. Which means I have been camped out here for 8 hours-ish.
We are first in line. I have many stories to tell so far. I thought Black Friday would be the worst of capitalism, but so far I have discovered a human comradery between those foolish enough to venture in to the cold Vermont night to save a few bucks on electronics.
I shall continue to update those interested from the front line.
Way more than we had too
There was
Turkey (stuffed with lemon and onion and buttered herbs injected in the skin)
Stuffing (with craisins and sausage)
Candied Yams
Mashed potatoes
Gravy
Rolls
Blanched green beans
Carrots
Homemade cranberry sauce
and
Apple Pie
Amazon Wishlist: http://www.amazon.com/BusterK/wishlist/3JPEKJGX9G54I/ref=cm_wl_search_bin_1
all i need to do on my favorite holidays is eat good food.
and thus your name is proven immensely correct.
i thought its hanging
It's the people who want it the most that are the reason we don't have it anymore
Amazon Wishlist: http://www.amazon.com/BusterK/wishlist/3JPEKJGX9G54I/ref=cm_wl_search_bin_1
i should have named myself "i hate people". then it would be even more correct.
on a scale of 1 to 9 how literary do you feel right now
I was lucky to have tried a little of everything.
Also, my mom made these "sweet potato balls," basically smashed sweet potato wrapped around a marshmallow and rolled in coconut and they were way more delicious than you'd think.
Secret Satan
aleph-zero
so i can have less respect for you.
actually its just because i don't recognize a god damn name here and if i could see 2007 join dates then i wouldn't feel like i am losing my mind
My sister's such a fucking waste.
Secret Satan
Even under a gigantic sweater, you can see her gut and "handles" sticking out. They protrude and overhang so far that even looking DOWN, they stick out enough to be clearly visible. She weighs over 200 pounds. Like I'm guessing 225 or so. She has some seriously ugly tattoos. Her hair is dyed blonde. This basically means that she bobs for apples in bleach, though, because she's a fucking retard. She smells, too, because she sleeps with two dogs who are basically untrained and never bathed. She actually said that the bigger of the two "isn't supposed to be bathed often" and that he doesn't like baths. What else. Oh, yeah, one time she got a back corset. That's like, four or five rings on a side, aligned down her back, with some kind of cord or something going through the rings, sort of like shoe laces, except on a disgusting fat girl's back.
When people see pictures of her for the first time, they say things like "WHAT IS THAT?" (not exaggerating) or "Who's that guy?" or just plain "Eww!" Those are all actual reactions.
Seriously, if you wanna fuck that, go right ahead, just, if it feels sticky inside, it's OK; there's a 50-50 shot that it's either hobo semen or dog semen.
Bourbon Maple Glazed Ham
Rustic Sage Sausage Stuffing
Sweet and Savory Corn Bread Pudding
Steamed Sweet Potatoes and Pears with Citrus
Green Bean Cassarole
Yeast Rolls
Pumpkin Pie
Mixed Berry Cheesecake
I came downstairs around 9:30 this morning. I had told my mother-in-law yesterday we'd eat around 1:30. She was all uppity and "Well I guess since you decided to sleep the morning away we won't be eating anytime soon."
I went right by her, went to the fridge, popped open a soda, and said "1:30, if I'm wrong, I'll fly Summer back to your place every holiday for the next 5 years."
we sat down at 1:28.
Shut the fuck up... Mom.
I don't know quite how you mean, but she's stupid as all hell. She's not bitchy in a clever way or even vaguely feminine in how she's an asshole; she's a fucking gigantic, retarded, nasty beast.
I honestly wish that she were dead, and not just for my sake; I think that it would actually be better even for my parents, long term, if she were to die. She's a horrible failure in every way. My father actually said to me that he considers her his greatest failure and that he can't overcome the feelings of guilt at how badly she turned out; he tried everything he could think of, but it just wasn't enough.
storytime
stupid fat bitch does some mind-numbing shit while smelling of slightly spoiled ham
Secret Satan
Secret Satan
Because in here it's hyperbolic pretend crazy bullshit.
This is like that, except not at all a joke.
EDIT: Oh, Berk. Berk. Awesome.
Stale, may I please high five you over the internet?
Satans..... hints.....
But that's a pretty impressive list of food to finish off in four hours.
Satans..... hints.....