Thanksgiving general blah blah thread

Druhim

Why do you think he has that as his av?

yourclothes

i didn't know it was supposed to be anything else

Rankenphile

supposedly, it is a temple in front of a setting sun

but no

it's a butt full of plug

Veretas

OOOOOH I SEE THE TEMPLE NOW

Koshian

maybe if the roof of the temple wasn't paper thin it would look more like what it is supposed to be

but for now it is a butt, filled to the brim

Charles Kinbote

oh man there is a temple in there

weird

Stale

LeoDude wrote: »

Stale wrote: »

Metzger Meister wrote: »

Stale wrote: »

World as Myth wrote: »

Green wrote: »

Some lady on the Food Network made a pecan pie with creme cheese

I was all, "whaaaat" but fuck if it didn't look delicious

that sounds like paula "I never liked my arteries anyway" deen

now hon

you're good people

and I love you


but if you meant to say one disparging thing about my Paula..... I'll gut you like a fish you filthy whore

Stale likes 'em chubby. And old. And crazy.

no chubbs

I draw a very distinct line between skinny-normal-fat

sometimes even normal is a little too big, as most people are fat now-a-days.



unreasonable? probably.


But I've never had an urge to date a bigger person, and was never without dates.

What happened to the fatty that blew your knob?

"date" does not equal "get drunk and fuck with some cow"


big difference, plus.... that was like... over a decade ago.

Stale

Rankenphile wrote: »

oh man, is stale defending paula dean?

I shouldn't be too surprised, as I've seen recipes he posts that are basically "wrap bacon around a stick of butter, then roll it in crisco and bread with crushed-up doritos."

but man, paula dean

I've watched that woman take a swig of melted butter, pretending like she was just tasting but you could tell she just couldn't wait to get to commercial when she could suck down a piping hot mug of pork gravy

Rank you are entering a world of pain right here


My recipies are fucking awesome, and women JUST LIKE Paula are to thank for culinary skill. My grandmother and her friends taught me everything I know, and just like good country women they made sure I knew it by heart, and I did it right.


Just because I don't use fat-free processed shit, does not mean I sit around drinking lard. It just means my shit tastes good, fills you up, and is generally awesome.

Abracadaniel

Rankenphile wrote: »

I wanted to post something hilariously racist right here, but decided against receiving a temp ban.

hasn't stopped you from doing in real life

the wook

Dumb Hero wrote: »

Rankenphile wrote: »

I wanted to post something hilariously racist right here, but decided against receiving a temp ban.

hasn't stopped you from doing in real life

to this point, we've not found a way to temporarily ban somebody from life

Abracadaniel

the wook wrote: »

Dumb Hero wrote: »

Rankenphile wrote: »

I wanted to post something hilariously racist right here, but decided against receiving a temp ban.

hasn't stopped you from doing in real life

to this point, we've not found a way to temporarily ban somebody from life

what, you've never heard of a coma?

the wook

Dumb Hero wrote: »

the wook wrote: »

Dumb Hero wrote: »

Rankenphile wrote: »

I wanted to post something hilariously racist right here, but decided against receiving a temp ban.

hasn't stopped you from doing in real life

to this point, we've not found a way to temporarily ban somebody from life

what, you've never heard of a coma?

everything i know about science suggests people in a coma are still alive

Rankenphile

the wook wrote: »

Dumb Hero wrote: »

the wook wrote: »

Dumb Hero wrote: »

Rankenphile wrote: »

I wanted to post something hilariously racist right here, but decided against receiving a temp ban.

hasn't stopped you from doing in real life

to this point, we've not found a way to temporarily ban somebody from life

what, you've never heard of a coma?

everything i know about science suggests people in a coma are still alive

you call that livin?

the wook

Rankenphile wrote: »

the wook wrote: »

Dumb Hero wrote: »

the wook wrote: »

Dumb Hero wrote: »

Rankenphile wrote: »

I wanted to post something hilariously racist right here, but decided against receiving a temp ban.

hasn't stopped you from doing in real life

to this point, we've not found a way to temporarily ban somebody from life

what, you've never heard of a coma?

everything i know about science suggests people in a coma are still alive

you call that livin?

well if we're going by what i define as living, nobody who makes under $100,000 a year is alive

Rankenphile

You ever been with a bearded chick? Honey, you ain't lived until you've been with a bearded chick.

Note to self: I don't want to live.

the wook

i would be a girl for you rank

Abracadaniel

hahahah

Randall_Flagg

Kusuguttai

god the best part about thanksgiving is sandwiches the next morning for breakfast


oh god its so good

Rankenphile

the wook wrote: »

i would be a girl for you rank

god I can't wait for PAX08

Rankenphile

Kusuguttai wrote: »

god the best part about thanksgiving is sandwiches the next morning for breakfast


oh god its so good

I got three words for you, son

turkey

pot

pie


see, individually, they're all great words, and tons of fun by themselves

but combine them together, and you're goddamn gangbusters

NOTE: This could mean "make a turkey pot pie" or "get baked and eat turkey and pie", either one is perfectly acceptable

Druhim

or best of all get baked and eat turkey pot pie

Graves

I think tonight I'm going to get baked and eat turkey and pie

Rankenphile

Druhim wrote: »

or best of all get baked and eat turkey pot pie

hello, 911? I think we got a problem. Yeah. Yeah. No, he's not really answering. He's got a pulse and everything, but he's... well, I think he overdosed on awesome.

neville

Kusuguttai wrote: »

god the best part about thanksgiving is sandwiches the next morning for breakfast


oh god its so good

i concur
wait, is turkey kosher?
can you eat it, kusu?



<3

Jordyn

Rankenphile wrote: »

You ever been with a bearded chick? Honey, you ain't lived until you've been with a bearded chick.

Note to self: I don't want to live.

"uuh, I can't say I have there, bearded broad."

Graves

I just picked scraps from the turkey breast, broke it into smaller pieces, heated those pieces up, arranged them on toasted wheat bread, and bathed them in honey.

Best shit ever, guys.

Graves

I need to ask you all to try what I just did.

I now know heaven.

ThatDudeOverThere

gee graves you sure like honey a whole lot

Graves

This is me

Graves

Actually more like this

I think this could be resized as an avatar.

I think I found my true internet persona.

Stoned Pooh.

Metzger Meister

Graves for best black guy '07

Buddy Lee

Rankenphile wrote: »

Druhim wrote: »

or best of all get baked and eat turkey pot pie

hello, 911? I think we got a problem. Yeah. Yeah. No, he's not really answering. He's got a pulse and everything, but he's... well, I think he overdosed on awesome.

Are you referencing this?

IpseDixit

Mmm I get to have Thanksgiving dinner again tonight. We were expecting more people to come for dinner last night, so we have more than enough for tonight.

You Bastard

Metzger Meister wrote: »

Graves for best black guy '07

BusterK

So who here likes Static Shock?

Sars_Boy

WARNING

IMPACT WITH JORDYN IS IMMINENT

IN 3....2...

Projeck

..1?

Sars_Boy

seriously what a lazy bitch

Projeck

Yeah

missed her cue