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STUFF YOUR COCK IN A TURKEY [Thanksgiving]

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited November 2007
    I'm filling out checks to pay my bills, figuring out how much money I have for the rest of the month, and then about to do a little shopping.

    I am so fucking broke my doggs.

  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    I'm seriously considering cooking a Turducken.


    Just to fuck with my mother-in-law.



    "Who's the top-chef now huh? Who's the man?"

    You should STUFF YOUR COCK IN HER TURKEY this [Thanksgiving].

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    stale if you're cooking a turducken can i come over

  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    you do realize you have to be at least thirteen to join this forum, right
    Sorry.

    got kinda crazy there.

    kinda immature

    I only got like 4 hours of sleep last night.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I'm filling out checks to pay my bills, figuring out how much money I have for the rest of the month, and then about to do a little shopping.

    I am so fucking broke my doggs.

    I am just getting out of debt from a very difficult period a few years ago, but I have basically budgeted out my fixed expenses and then limited myself to $40 a day max. I try to see if I can keep it down to $30 or even $20. Today, my goal is to spend no money at all. If I want to buy something expensive like a video game (expensive meaning more than $40, thus it costs too much for any single day's budget), I force myself to save up and count the savings BEFORE I make the purchase.

    Currently, I want to play (rent or buy) Assassin's Creed, so I'm leaning toward waiting for Blockbuster to get their ONE copy back (I checked today, they have exactly one copy and it's still out) and I need a nice judo gi for BJJ, which is another $60 if I buy it with my school's discount.

    $40 a day sounds like more than it is, man. Goddamn. Gas and food are not cheap.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited November 2007
    I have decided that I am going to get Gamefly, and that if I want to purchase a game, it means cancelling my gamefly account until that game is paid off in saved dues - for a 360 game that costs $60, that means three months without the service. For a $40 game, two months, for a $20 DS game, one month.

  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    edited November 2007
    turducken sounds like the manliest thanksgiving food ever

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    I'm filling out checks to pay my bills, figuring out how much money I have for the rest of the month, and then about to do a little shopping.

    I am so fucking broke my doggs.

    We're doing a bit better for money now that we got a personal loan from the bank and consolidated all of our debt ourselves. We've got lower payments, it falls during the time of the month where there aren't other big bills, and we'll be saving thousands in interest in the long run due to our lower rate.

    We'll be able to buy Rock Band next week.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    i am pretty sure a thanksgiving meal cooked in spite will taste better then a normal one

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    My parents refuse to believe that soaking your turkey in a brine will make it much juicier, and that basting does nothing.

    Also that cranberries suck and are for faggots.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I remember Sil posted a video showing some dudes ramming something like 12 other birds into one big bird.

  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited November 2007
    I seriously need to look at some debt consolidation. If nothing else, it means i could pay off my car with that loan and get out from under this full coverage insurance that is costing me nearly as much as the car payments.

  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    edited November 2007
    cranberries are awesome

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I remember Sil posted a video showing some dudes ramming something like 12 other birds into one big bird.
    Kinky.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    we got rid of turkey for thanksgiving

    in favor of delicious succulent ham

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    I seriously need to look at some debt consolidation. If nothing else, it means i could pay off my car with that loan and get out from under this full coverage insurance that is costing me nearly as much as the car payments.

    If you do it, do it yourself by getting a personal loan or line of credit from the bank, and then using that money to pay off your credit cards or whatever debt you my have.

    If you use one of those credit counseling services, your credit rating will go to shit.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Kovak wrote: »
    we got rid of turkey for thanksgiving

    in favor of delicious succulent ham
    heathen

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    My parents refuse to believe that soaking your turkey in a brine will make it much juicier, and that basting does nothing.

    Also that cranberries suck and are for faggots.

    Your parents are fucking WRONG. Brining is the way to go.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Meat sure is good for fucking.

  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Kovak wrote: »
    we got rid of turkey for thanksgiving

    in favor of delicious succulent ham
    We usually have ham for christmas dinner.

    At thanksgiving... my mom cooks chicken. fucking baked chicken breasts.

    and she's not a very good cook, so they're really dry. really, really fucking dry.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Cranberries belong only in juices, mixed with other, better fruits.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    fucking meat flaps

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    We had thanksgiving lunch this year instead of supper

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Cranberry juice is horrible.

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    we got rid of turkey for thanksgiving

    in favor of delicious succulent ham
    We usually have ham for christmas dinner.

    At thanksgiving... my mom cooks chicken. fucking baked chicken breasts.

    and she's not a very good cook, so they're really dry. really, really fucking dry.

    As much as I love ham, even I will forsake it for the, uh, sake of having an awesome traditional turkey dinner on Thanksgiving.

    Usually though, I just have ham with the turkey.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Cranberries are horrible in general

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    My parents refuse to believe that soaking your turkey in a brine will make it much juicier, and that basting does nothing.

    Also that cranberries suck and are for faggots.

    Your parents are fucking WRONG. Brining is the way to go.

    I keep telling them this. Then they hit me and say "OUR TURKEY IS ALWAYS GOOD IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU DON'T HAVE TO EAT" and then I'm like "You culinary barbarians, I'll hear none of your insoleeeeennncceeee! emotarghzp4.gif"

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    we got rid of turkey for thanksgiving

    in favor of delicious succulent ham
    We usually have ham for christmas dinner.

    At thanksgiving... my mom cooks chicken. fucking baked chicken breasts.

    and she's not a very good cook, so they're really dry. really, really fucking dry.

    As much as I love ham, even I will forsake it for the, uh, sake of having an awesome traditional turkey dinner on Thanksgiving.

    Usually though, I just have ham with the turkey.

    i dunno my family is not big on tradition i think we did a fish fry last thanksgiving

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    If you don't have to take a sip of water after every bite of turkey in order to masticate comfortably, then you're doing something WRONG.

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    My parents do not brine their turkey and it always ends up perfectly juicy after being cooked on the grill

    brining must be for amateurs.

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  • SeriouslySeriously ˈpɛrɪ ˌdɒt Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    I'm seriously considering cooking a Turducken.


    Just to fuck with my mother-in-law.



    "Who's the top-chef now huh? Who's the man?"

    I did not even know a thing like this existed. One more thing I need to experience before I die.


    My family isn't too bad, we're just basically rednecks. My uncles sell drugs or make drugs. All of my cousins are married with children, even though they are younger than me. My dad's slowly going senile but he's still self-sufficient for right now.

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  • EriosErios Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Every holiday mandates Beef Wellington.

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  • SeriouslySeriously ˈpɛrɪ ˌdɒt Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Actually I've never had duck period.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Seriously wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    I'm seriously considering cooking a Turducken.


    Just to fuck with my mother-in-law.



    "Who's the top-chef now huh? Who's the man?"

    I did not even know a thing like this existed. One more thing I need to experience before I die.


    My family isn't too bad, we're just basically rednecks. My uncles sell drugs or make drugs. All of my cousins are married with children, even though they are younger than me. My dad's slowly going senile but he's still self-sufficient for right now.

    i had a redneck thanksgiving last year

    at the end of the day when everyone started to get bored we went out and shot pumpkins and other things with an elephant gun and other various fire arms pulled from the family arsenal.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited November 2007
    my family is not doing thanksgiving this year on account of my grandfather being in the hospital and now in a rehab nursing thing and yeah

    still, bought a turkey today, will probably still have a dinner with just us or something

  • SeriouslySeriously ˈpɛrɪ ˌdɒt Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Oh my entire family hates my dad.

    So it's just me and him, which is fine.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Seriously wrote: »
    Actually I've never had duck period.

    Real greasy, real fatty.

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  • SeriouslySeriously ˈpɛrɪ ˌdɒt Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
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