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SamiSami Registered User
edited November 2007 in Debate and/or Discourse
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Sami on
Preacher wrote:
That's the kicker, not only is our healthcare not cutting mustard we are overpaying for shitty healthcare. We have the olive garden of healthcare.
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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Look at this fuck wizard right hereRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Sami wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    Actually, does anyone know of any digital cameras that can switch between film quality settings? I can't imagine it would be too hard to program.

    My Casio EX-S600 has a shitload of different quality settings, and can do stuff like sepia or black-and-white if I specifically want an old-timey look to it.

    Is there a setting for "8/16 mm"?

    Er... there does not appear to be. Sorry for leading you on like that.

    /doesn't actually know much about photography

  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    edited November 2007
    yeah I can't even think about this anymore I have been experiencing intermittent panic attacks and palpitations all day I can't eat bathe or sleep I am going to go play World of Warcraft now until the real world melts

    words
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I have locked my 2 year old nephew out of the computer room so I won't have to watch his stupid ass.

    So far, he's been sticking silverware in the power sockets and occasionally drinking household chemicals from under the sink non-stop for 12 minutes.

    He has excellent stamina.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User
    edited November 2007
    Nah, I'm not supposed to be watching him. I'm preventing my parents from pawning him off on me so they can watch.... a talk show.

    Plus I don't feel like watching him to make sure he doesn't hurt himself, because that would be counter productive to my desires.

    Preacher wrote: »
    Something tells me this story ends up with Ballbaggins fucking his house again.
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited November 2007
    What the heck was that lock comic? Was that a comic?

  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Feral wrote: »
    I have locked my 2 year old nephew out of the computer room so I won't have to watch his stupid ass.

    So far, he's been sticking silverware in the power sockets and occasionally drinking household chemicals from under the sink non-stop for 12 minutes.

    He has excellent stamina.

    As much as I hate small children, I'm advocate actually looking after them if they are your responsibility.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Wow. That was the gayest historian I have ever seen.

  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited November 2007
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    What the heck was that lock comic? Was that a comic?

    Yep.

  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User
    edited November 2007
    I agree children should be looked after. But the kid isn't my responsibility, both my parents are home. I've been fighting a head cold for the past few days, and between vomiting and cursing all that was ever good and holy I don't feel like watching him.

    Plus I'm pissed because this morning I was woken up by him screaming 5 inches away from my ear as loud as he could. From a very erotic dream that I very much did not want to be woken from. Because the kid couldn't reach a ball he wanted to throw at me.

    Preacher wrote: »
    Something tells me this story ends up with Ballbaggins fucking his house again.
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Oboro:

    1) Tell the collection agency that you're a broke college student and that you fully intend to pay them off but you can't do it until your financial aid comes in. Creative finagling can keep collection agencies at bay for months.

    2) When I got a forebearance, I did it over the phone and it took effect immediately.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • dvshermandvsherman Registered User
    edited November 2007
    Feral wrote: »
    I have locked my 2 year old nephew out of the computer room so I won't have to watch his stupid ass.

    So far, he's been sticking silverware in the power sockets and occasionally drinking household chemicals from under the sink non-stop for 12 minutes.

    He has excellent stamina.

    As much as I hate small children, I'm advocate actually looking after them if they are your responsibility.

    Really. Wait until he has one of his own. My son is about the same age. Persistent doesn't even begin to describe it. Gotta love it.

  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I've decided that I actually really like children. It's the parents who I hate.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User
    edited November 2007
    I've decided that I don't really hate children, I just hate being around them, so I intend to never become a parent.

    Preacher wrote: »
    Something tells me this story ends up with Ballbaggins fucking his house again.
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited November 2007
    Elki wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    What the heck was that lock comic? Was that a comic?

    Yep.

    I wish there was a newspost to go with it. If it's a parody, it's brilliant.

  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited November 2007
    I've decided that I don't really hate children, I just hate being around them, so I intend to never become a parent.

    Me too.


    Well, shit.

    [While watching popcorn in the microwave]
    Maddie: "Look Riley, the bag's as big as your head now!"
    Riley: "Hahaha, yeah!"
    Maddie: "Look, now it's as big as your butt!"
    Riley: "Omigosh, it looks just like my butt!"
  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Feral wrote: »
    I've decided that I actually really like children. It's the parents who I hate.

    You're probably justified in feeling this way. I just think dumbshit parents are easier to tolerate than dumbshit kids, because at least the parents are old enough to know that it's not appropriate to scream at the top of their lungs because they're not getting their way. Most of them, anyway.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN IRENE?!?!?!??

  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    I've decided that I don't really hate children, I just hate being around them, so I intend to never become a parent.

    Me too.


    Well, shit.

    Me three!

    We should start a thread (I guess in SE++) that says, "Sign if you never want to have kids because that's just a dumb idea."

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Preacher wrote: »
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN IRENE?!?!?!??

    :roll:

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Your people's determination is lacking.

    It helps I've got over a dozen nephews and/or nieces are enough if I ever want to see children be adorable. Three specifically. The others pretty much suck.

  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited November 2007
    Feral wrote: »
    I've decided that I actually really like children. It's the parents who I hate.

    You're probably justified in feeling this way. I just think dumbshit parents are easier to tolerate than dumbshit kids, because at least the parents are old enough to know that it's not appropriate to scream at the top of their lungs because they're not getting their way. Most of them, anyway.

    I felt this way before I became a parent, but now whenever I get barreled over by 150 pounds of yodeling toddler in the jungles of Walmart I can't help but direct the lion's share of my ice daggers at the sweats-clad baby factory waddling along in tow.

    [While watching popcorn in the microwave]
    Maddie: "Look Riley, the bag's as big as your head now!"
    Riley: "Hahaha, yeah!"
    Maddie: "Look, now it's as big as your butt!"
    Riley: "Omigosh, it looks just like my butt!"
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Preacher wrote: »
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN IRENE?!?!?!??

    :roll:

    It was an easy joke I had to go for it.

  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited November 2007
    Feral wrote: »
    I've decided that I actually really like children. It's the parents who I hate.

    I like them when they're being adorable, I hate them when they're pooping.

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited November 2007
    I don't mind kids. I mean, my mom ran a nursery/day-care out of our house during my formative years so they hold very few mysteries for me, but even so I think they're pretty cool. I also cannot pass up the chance to mold a mind in my own terrible image.

  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN IRENE?!?!?!??

    :roll:

    It was an easy joke I had to go for it.

    Yes, the secret to success in life is to go for the low-hanging fruit :P

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    If not for low hanging fruit short people like me would never get fed!

  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User
    edited November 2007
    I know I'd make a horrible parent, because my natural instinct in dangerous situations is always to see how it'll play out, even if I know it'll play out horribly.

    I'm sure if I had children they'd end up being accidentally maimed or killed because of it.

    Preacher wrote: »
    Something tells me this story ends up with Ballbaggins fucking his house again.
  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    I don't mind kids. I mean, my mom ran a nursery/day-care out of our house during my formative years so they hold very few mysteries for me, but even so I think they're pretty cool. I also cannot pass up the chance to mold a mind in my own terrible image.

    Well, if I ever had kids, they would just be exercises in Asian academic overachievement. Music lessons start at the age of 4. If they can't do long-division by the age of 5, I will have to disown them and start over.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    "He's headed right for the electrical outlet!"

    "Hold on, let's see how this goes..."

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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Preacher wrote: »
    If not for low hanging fruit short people like me would never get fed!

    Don't lie, you posted that picture from Halloween, you're like 6 feet tall.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    If you were ukranian you don't disown them till after they have been discovered to be a prolithic gun runner and gotten their sibling killed in the process.

    Sadly I think only I will get that joke.

  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited November 2007
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    I don't mind kids. I mean, my mom ran a nursery/day-care out of our house during my formative years so they hold very few mysteries for me, but even so I think they're pretty cool. I also cannot pass up the chance to mold a mind in my own terrible image.

    I really love playing peek-a-boo with babies, when they find it amusing. I could keep doing it for an hour, without getting bored.

  • JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    "He's headed right for the electrical outlet!"

    "Hold on, let's see how this goes..."

    Christopher Titus! But you forgot the beer sound.

    And I am barely 5'8" Irene my fiancee is just equally as short. The only thing big on me is me gut.

  • SamiSami Registered User
    edited November 2007
    I'm going to have as many kids as my wife will put up with. I love those little fuckers.

    Preacher wrote:
    That's the kicker, not only is our healthcare not cutting mustard we are overpaying for shitty healthcare. We have the olive garden of healthcare.
  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited November 2007
    Preacher wrote: »
    If you were ukranian you don't disown them till after they have been discovered to be a prolithic gun runner and gotten their sibling killed in the process.

    Sadly I think only I will get that joke.

    I, too, have seen Lord of War.

    [While watching popcorn in the microwave]
    Maddie: "Look Riley, the bag's as big as your head now!"
    Riley: "Hahaha, yeah!"
    Maddie: "Look, now it's as big as your butt!"
    Riley: "Omigosh, it looks just like my butt!"
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I'm occasionally frightened by how much of a dick I am sometimes. Like I'll ego search and read something I wrote weeks or a month ago and go "Jesus Christ, if someone spoke to me like that in person I would break their fucking neck."

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I know I'd make a horrible parent, because my natural instinct in dangerous situations is always to see how it'll play out, even if I know it'll play out horribly.

    I'm sure if I had children they'd end up being accidentally maimed or killed because of it.
    Or in the arms of a loving gorilla.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Woo! I just watched that again on sunday, I think it's a good movie with a message. I mean who doesn't like an opening that has a young child taking a bullet to the head.

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Look at this fuck wizard right hereRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Ok everyone, I gotta see a girl about a date. Catch you later.

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