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It helps I've got over a dozen nephews and/or nieces are enough if I ever want to see children be adorable. Three specifically. The others pretty much suck.
I felt this way before I became a parent, but now whenever I get barreled over by 150 pounds of yodeling toddler in the jungles of Walmart I can't help but direct the lion's share of my ice daggers at the sweats-clad baby factory waddling along in tow.
Maddie: "I am not!"
Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
Maddie: "I am a placental mammal!"
It was an easy joke I had to go for it.
I like them when they're being adorable, I hate them when they're pooping.
Actual Play: Mage: the Awakening - At the Edge of All Things
Yes, the secret to success in life is to go for the low-hanging fruit
I'm sure if I had children they'd end up being accidentally maimed or killed because of it.
Well, if I ever had kids, they would just be exercises in Asian academic overachievement. Music lessons start at the age of 4. If they can't do long-division by the age of 5, I will have to disown them and start over.
"Hold on, let's see how this goes..."
Don't lie, you posted that picture from Halloween, you're like 6 feet tall.
Sadly I think only I will get that joke.
I really love playing peek-a-boo with babies, when they find it amusing. I could keep doing it for an hour, without getting bored.
Watch the videos.
Christopher Titus! But you forgot the beer sound.
And I am barely 5'8" Irene my fiancee is just equally as short. The only thing big on me is me gut.
I, too, have seen Lord of War.
Maddie: "I am not!"
Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
Maddie: "I am a placental mammal!"
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So you aren't only a dick drez but an ITG as well?
Get ready for crushing rejection! I mean uhh later ghost.
Good luck!
Have you considered a career in, uh, daycareology? Because honestly, this is a valuable skill.
Actual Play: Mage: the Awakening - At the Edge of All Things
Well, sometimes there's just no helping it. Try to remember that next time you can't find someone to look after your kids while you absolutely must go out to run errands, and people give you dirty looks.
I dunno, maybe it's that we venerate babies and parenting to such a ridiculous degree, but yeah: parents today seem unable or unwilling to discern the difference between where it's appropriate to be accompanied by infants/kids and where it isn't. I was fucking appalled a few weeks ago when my friends and I went to a reasonably pricey restaurant and the people next to us had about five kids crawling over, under, and around every table in the wing. I was like seven before I so much as saw the inside of a restaurant that wasn't a McDonald's or Wendy's.
Actual Play: Mage: the Awakening - At the Edge of All Things
That's the other thing: most of the time it's the parents, but some kids really are fuckups, or have chemical imbalances or god knows what else. That's what terrifies me most about the prospect of parenting.
Actual Play: Mage: the Awakening - At the Edge of All Things
This is why being an uncle is awesome. All the cute, none of the stink.
Its the jackholes who bring their babies to movies that bug the hell out of me
Looks kinda snotty right now. Like it's too good even for it's own posts
There's a babysitter who's never busy, even on short notice, and her name is Benadryl.