To become a naturalized United States citizen, one must be at least eighteen years of age at the time of filing, a legal permanent resident of the United States, and have had a status of a legal permanent resident in the United States for five years less 90 days before they apply
A few months after turning eighteen, I will have been a legal resident for five years. To I still have to take a test? And what's this about Mexico?
That's where they send all the people they don't want. Coincidentally, most of them happen to be Mexicans.
To become a naturalized United States citizen, one must be at least eighteen years of age at the time of filing, a legal permanent resident of the United States, and have had a status of a legal permanent resident in the United States for five years less 90 days before they apply
A few months after turning eighteen, I will have been a legal resident for five years. Do I still have to take a test? And what's this about Mexico?
The rules are different if you came here as a minor. Are either of your parents (biological or adoptive) US citizens?
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
Those WSIB commercials are incredibly graphic, man. Cool but wow.
The Kitchen one is the best/ worst.
See, I can't stand those things. I don't need to be reminded of any of that shit, at all. I'm good on safety, no need to try to give me a fucking complex, thanks.
Edit: Because I think "more complexes" ranks pretty high on the list of things I really really don't need.
Yeah, CNN was abysmal today with horrible society-killing stories.
Sesame Street for adults.
Children "raping" children.
God, fuck the news and this country sometimes.
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Yeah, CNN was abysmal today with horrible society-killing stories.
Sesame Street for adults.
Children "raping" children.
God, fuck the news and this country sometimes.
My biology teacher gave a lecture on Rasputin and his influence on the Communist Revolution.
If he hadn't figured out how to control autonomic responses, he wouldn't have controlled the hemophiliac prince and gained so much power.
I know. I will sign up for cybernetic implants once they hit phase three clinical.
Also, I applaud the modern media for including more dongs.
The world needs more wang ding dangling on the silver screen.
So the tax for living in my new country is 4.25 a day, and a 24 pack, both split up between the citizens to keep your costs low. Throw in a doob and I'll make you a senator.
Our current goal is to wage war against the cyberfreaks and then have a giant orgy.
So the tax for living in my new country is 4.25 a day, and a 24 pack, both split up between the citizens to keep your costs low. Throw in a doob and I'll make you a senator.
Our current goal is to wage war against the cyberfreaks and then have a giant orgy.
This was not approved by bureaucrat-bot567999.
You will report to main office for re-programming.
FUCK FUCK FUCK
IS THAT THE MOVIE
DOES HE FALL FROM A BALLOON AND CRACK HIS FACE?!
THAT MOVIE IS ETCHED INTO MY CHILDHOOD PSYCHE
OMG IF THAT IS THE MOVIE
YOU JUST PIECED TOGETHER A SMALL PART OF MY CHILDHOOD TRAUMA
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That's where they send all the people they don't want. Coincidentally, most of them happen to be Mexicans.
The Kitchen one is the best/ worst.
The rules are different if you came here as a minor. Are either of your parents (biological or adoptive) US citizens?
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
See, I can't stand those things. I don't need to be reminded of any of that shit, at all. I'm good on safety, no need to try to give me a fucking complex, thanks.
Edit: Because I think "more complexes" ranks pretty high on the list of things I really really don't need.
I don't think they were, and even if so, I wouldn't have any way to prove it. My mother was from England and my father was from Chechnya.
What the fuck.
The U.S. doesn't recognize the legal status of Midi-chlorians, eh?
Okay then I think you do have to take a test. But you'd want to talk to the Immigration and Naturalization Service to be certain.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Sesame Street for adults.
Children "raping" children.
God, fuck the news and this country sometimes.
First the 3 Stooges. Then Bugs Bunny only being shown at like 1am. And now this. :x
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Not unless I can find a Bible passage tying them to White Jesus.
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Feral: Okay, well, according to Wikipedia it's not too bad.
We need to get a new country.
To become a citizen, though, you have to accept Rasputin into your heart. You also have to give me money and beer.
We will have techno-priests and biotech will be rampant.
We will be gods.
Rasputin? Really? I dunno which is worse, to live under an unstated Christianocracy or an overt crazy-ocracy :P
If he hadn't figured out how to control autonomic responses, he wouldn't have controlled the hemophiliac prince and gained so much power.
We sit around, get drunk, and heil Rasputin for being a badass.
So far, membership is only at 5.
Also, I applaud the modern media for including more dongs.
The world needs more wang ding dangling on the silver screen.
In other news, I might be quitting my job soon.
Also, he's got a catchy song. ;-)
This, in conjuction with your av, makes me scared of you :P
Our current goal is to wage war against the cyberfreaks and then have a giant orgy.
You will report to main office for re-programming.
Edit: Gooey, you can be my executive in charge of human affairs.
such a fun party
No, it's our mannequin, but we dressed her up in my friend's S&M gear.
Also, best chat title ever.
I can, help.
I'd do her.
Sweet. I'll get right on procuring us a pair of solid-gold blimps to ride around in.
IS THAT THE MOVIE
DOES HE FALL FROM A BALLOON AND CRACK HIS FACE?!
THAT MOVIE IS ETCHED INTO MY CHILDHOOD PSYCHE
OMG IF THAT IS THE MOVIE
YOU JUST PIECED TOGETHER A SMALL PART OF MY CHILDHOOD TRAUMA