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TEETH...yeah.

BigBearBigBear If your life had a face, I would punch it.Registered User regular
edited November 2007 in Social Entropy++
I just saw what is possibly one of the silliest and disgusting ideas for a horror movie I've ever seen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K0OS4gCpos

O_o

What. The. Fuck.

Keep in mind, this movie won awards at fucking Sundance. I don't even know what kind of thinking went into making this movie. It's like somebody saw Clerks 2, and was like, "Hmm, I wonder..."

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    I was going to come in here and yell about how we have too many teeth threads already

    but then you had to go and ruin it

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    QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    "Don't worry, I'm not gonna bite ya."

    -_-

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    There's already a thread on this

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=41936

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    AWESOME

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    AHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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    Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    Geek, you magnificent bastard!

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    "Teeth? In my vagina?"

    It's more likely then you think.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Man, I'd hit it.

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    QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Ah, Geek, I are too clever for your wily ways =P

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    "Don't let go."

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    haha

    "The most alarming cautionary tale for men... since "Fatal Attatraction."

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    Vagina Dentata
    What a wonderful phrase
    Vagina Dentata
    Ain't no passin' craze

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    there sure was some weird stuff in that trailer

    I wonder why there is a scene with people chestdeep in a river freaking out

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    randomguyrandomguy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The most alarming cautionary tale since Fatal Attraction ?

    Who the fuck writes this garbage ?

    Every Rose has a Thorn ....haha I get it cause she has teef in her cooter . AWESOME !

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    oh
    my
    gosh

    I am so going to go see this SO HARD

    HOLY FUCK TOOTH VAGINA GRWARARA

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    there sure was some weird stuff in that trailer

    I wonder why there is a scene with people chestdeep in a river freaking out

    Piranha

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Well its okay as long as she doesn't have teeth in her anus.

    Play ball!

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    If there was ever a time for that PBF comic, it's now.

    Someone needs to post it in the open so they can get infracted.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    there sure was some weird stuff in that trailer

    I wonder why there is a scene with people chestdeep in a river freaking out

    Piranha

    WHICH TEETH WILL WIN

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    ReTardisReTardis Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    Well its okay as long as she doesn't have teeth in her anus.

    Play ball!

    I'm glad I'm not the only person who thought this

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    IgortIgort Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    So, do the teeth have mind of their own... or what?

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Vagina Dentata
    What a wonderful phrase
    Vagina Dentata
    Ain't no passin' craze
    did you just come up with that because that's brilliant

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    QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Vagina Dentata
    What a wonderful phrase
    Vagina Dentata
    Ain't no passion craze

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I'm gonna go see this with my girlfriend.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I'm gonna go see this with your girlfriend.

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    Wedge BiggsWedge Biggs Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I'm gonna go see this with your girlfriend.

    Best date movie ever.

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    FFFF Once Upon a Time In OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    All I heard for dialog was;

    "I Cliché, there.'

    "Don't worry, Cliché cliché."

    "I think cliché is cliché"

    "Oh! Cliché! Cliché cliché!"

    "Cliché??!"

    "CLICHÉ!!!"

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    Huh...
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    You should get your hearing checked, cuntmucker.

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    . . . Seriously? This can't be a movie . . . wow, the redundancy of the film industry never ceases to astound me.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    There's actually an old Japanese folk tale about this (which figures). There was a woman with a demon or something in her coose. Every time a man tried to penetrate her, the demon would bite off his dick. For some reason this kept on happening. Perhaps there was nothing good at the noh theater. Eventually this blacksmith came along and made a steel dildo. So when he penetrated the woman, the monster bit the member and broke it's teeth. And everyone lived happily ever after.

    And now the Japanese have a fertility festival every year to mark the occasion. They even have massive penis juggernauts that dozens of people have to carry around.

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    There's actually an old Japanese folk tale about this (which figures). There was a woman with a demon or something in her coose. Every time a man tried to penetrate her, the demon would bite off his dick. For some reason this kept on happening. Perhaps there was nothing good at the noh theater. Eventually this blacksmith came along and made a steel dildo. So when he penetrated the woman, the monster bit the member and broke it's teeth. And everyone lived happily ever after.

    And now the Japanese have a fertility festival every year to mark the occasion. They even have massive penis juggernauts that dozens of people have to carry around.
    "musical instruments, a parade of ceremonially-garbed participants, all-you-can-drink sake, and a 280 kg (620 pound), 2.5 meter (96 inch)-long wooden phallus."

    count me in

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    I would bury it inside that girl so hard...

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    Cojo MojoCojo Mojo Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Must sting like hell to use mouthwash down there.

    HIYO!
    I'm so clever.

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    There's actually an old Japanese folk tale about this (which figures). There was a woman with a demon or something in her coose. Every time a man tried to penetrate her, the demon would bite off his dick. For some reason this kept on happening. Perhaps there was nothing good at the noh theater. Eventually this blacksmith came along and made a steel dildo. So when he penetrated the woman, the monster bit the member and broke it's teeth. And everyone lived happily ever after.

    And now the Japanese have a fertility festival every year to mark the occasion. They even have massive penis juggernauts that dozens of people have to carry around.

    Wikipedia says a lot of cultures have similar myths

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I prefer The Dentist 2: Brace Yourself

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    yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    this movie actually looks pretty good

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Wow, It's gotta be decent if it won an award.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    There's already a thread on this

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=41936
    Nice try, Zarflax.

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    There's already a thread on this

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=41936
    Nice try, Zarflax.

    Given the subject of this thread, that was the best possible response.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Why would people continue to try and penetrate a girl who has a vagina that eats penises?

    That's just dumb japan.

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