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American Gladiators? Seriously?

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I think it's a bit much to make them go out in uniform.

    This isn't wrestling.

    snap02869.jpg "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. like, a puma or something. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail Satan!
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I think my favorite thing about Militia is his film history.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Is he the one that did gay porn?

    I thought that was Justice.

    snap02869.jpg "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. like, a puma or something. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail Satan!
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    redfenix wrote: »
    I needed a place to post this.
    The new Peruvian anti-riot uniforms.
    Spoiler:

    holy shit

    my country rules

    STEAM
    Spoiler:
  • MatsuhitoMatsuhito Registered User
    edited February 2008
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Is he the one that did gay porn?

    I thought that was Justice.

    I say Titan looks most likely to be in gay porn.

    And Toa is most likely to kick some ass.

  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Is he the one that did gay porn?

    I thought that was Justice.

    I know for a fact it was Militia. He worked for a studio Redi isn't a fan of.

    Or is a huge fan of. I can't remember his opinions of Colt

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User
    edited February 2008
    Look if it isn't amateur I don't know the studio

    At any rate I was hoping the Booster Gold lookalike was in porn

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    Toa is The Rock's stunt-double as well as his cousin.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Is he the one that did gay porn?

    I thought that was Justice.

    I know for a fact it was Militia. He worked for a studio Redi isn't a fan of.

    Or is a huge fan of. I can't remember his opinions of Colt

    See? He was my guess too. However, there was someone at work insisting that it was Justice.

    Well..that's one mystery solved.

    snap02869.jpg "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. like, a puma or something. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail Satan!
  • CriticalCritical Registered User
    edited February 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    Toa is The Rock's stunt-double as well as his cousin.

    He's pretty fucking good, too. Won an award for the shit he did in The Rundown.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Is this still on?
    I thought the writers strike was over?

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Got picked up for a second seaon.

    snap02869.jpg "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. like, a puma or something. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail Satan!
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus ha ha just kidding I'm Frog ManRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I would be sad if American Gladiators was cancelled after only one season.

  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited February 2008
    I knew going into the episode that Monica was going to beat the shit out of Venus at every single event, but it was still fun to watch. And that down-tp-the-wire finish for the guy's eliminator was sick.

    Still cheering for Evan.

    I see Monica pulling another blowout in the final.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Evan will really need to do well in the pre-eliminator events. Alex is able to complete the score pretty fast, as evidenced by his delay at the start not even being a factor in the end.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited February 2008
    homeboy on sunday, the one dodging the big silver balls and shit like greased lightning, the dude that beat the eliminator by like a full minute?

    that dude was tenrad

  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    spoilered in case you haven't watched it yet and record it like i did
    Spoiler:

    Time for those guys to start their roid regimen for next season.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Starfuck wrote: »
    spoilered in case you haven't watched it yet and record it like i did
    Spoiler:

    Time for those guys to start their roid regimen for next season.

    Red ones go faster.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kls7aE83qQc

    We need this event. Crush can be the Red Baron

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    Starfuck wrote: »
    Time for those guys to start their roid regimen for next season.

    Titan actually has won Natural Mr. Universe which is tested to be 100% roid free, which is pretty impressive considering the size of that guy.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    New episodes of American Gladiators will be starting soon. Evan (Rocket) and the female who won (Jet?) are indeed added to the cast, along with a couple other new people. They are also bringing back a few of the classic games like the Skytrack and Atlasphere. The Eliminator has also received a bit of an overhaul, including some sort of ball pit that will slow you down if you screw up on the hand bike.

    Crush may have grown her hair out some?

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus ha ha just kidding I'm Frog ManRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I just hope Wolf hasn't changed at all.

    He's the best thing about the show.

  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Rocket must have put on at least 15 pounds of muscle during the break. And they removed part of his brain.

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  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited May 2008
    Any news on whether or not Evan is now a gladiator? I want to see him tear the fuck out of someone on The Wall.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    He is, using the name Rocket. He is looking especially handsome now that he spent time working out with Wolf. Totally has the physique of Booster Gold.

    He'll probably also be assigned to Vertigo and the Skytrack events. Those involve speed and balance

    ETA - Here's some pictures of him. You know, for jackin'
    Spoiler:

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User
    edited May 2008
    Spoiler:

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  • The Geebs That Got BigtimedThe Geebs That Got Bigtimed Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited May 2008
    holy shit I feel really bad for anyone he goes up against on the wall this year

    because the dude tonight was moving pretty good and he still basically had no chance

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    deemer what'd I tell you about gushing over gladiators?

  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Oh damn, now I'm all hot and bothered.

    Death to PA.
  • The Geebs That Got BigtimedThe Geebs That Got Bigtimed Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited May 2008
    this isn't really different from straight dudes jerkin' it to crush

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User
    edited May 2008
    It's not different at all

    Crush is practically a man as it is

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I don't even have the time to explain why it is completely different and 100% acceptable. I am not even typing with my hands right now I am so busy watching gladiators.

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  • The Geebs That Got BigtimedThe Geebs That Got Bigtimed Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited May 2008
    well I am going to defer to the experts

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    That one Major Pain girl has already figured out one trick to the new Eliminator: Use the see-saw as a way to propel yourself up the travelator

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    holy shit I feel really bad for anyone he goes up against on the wall this year

    because the dude tonight was moving pretty good and he still basically had no chance

    The dude tonight also got to start at the wall, rather than a few feet back like they otherwise would have. And was moving pretty well, and basically yeah, no chance.

    Also that Vanessa chick was sure annoying as fuck.

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  • The Geebs That Got BigtimedThe Geebs That Got Bigtimed Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited May 2008
    all I saw was powerball (?) and the wall

    the cubs scored like 12 runs so I was going back and forth between that and GTA4

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I felt bad for Jerry because he was up against the guy with the artificial leg, so they didn't even really care about how he almost made it up the wall against EVAN and totally rocked the eliminator. Felt bad for John when his fake leg basically broke while climbing the cargo net. That is not a course for a person with one leg.

    If they hadn't turned off the travelator the show would still be going now. Trying to make a one-legged guy run up a moving hill is cruel. Speaking of which, I almost died laughing at how exhausted those girls were in the first eliminator run of the night. 10 minutes to complete the events and almost the entire time was spent trying to get up that ramp.

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    i recorded this and just saw it and whoe the fuck at nbc thought it would be a good idea to throw a one-legged dude on the eliminator

    also
    that chick from last year, jet - holy god damn
    new chick, phoenix - crush was plenty, but now i'm going to hurt myself after watching this show

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Starfuck wrote: »
    i recorded this and just saw it and whoe the fuck at nbc thought it would be a good idea to throw a one-legged dude on the eliminator

    also
    that chick from last year, jet - holy god damn
    new chick, phoenix - crush was plenty, but now i'm going to hurt myself after watching this show

    It was kind of sad watching the parallelogram struggle on the Eliminator. He would have done fine on the course last year, but they added so many events that just fucked him over.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Mang, this eliminator is raping people. They had to slow down the travelator thing after the guys spent 10 minutes trying to complete the course with no luck.

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