American Gladiators? Seriously?

DrZiplock

I think it's a bit much to make them go out in uniform.

This isn't wrestling.

Fiz

I think my favorite thing about Militia is his film history.

DrZiplock

Is he the one that did gay porn?

I thought that was Justice.

PiptheFair

redfenix wrote: »

I needed a place to post this.
The new Peruvian anti-riot uniforms.

Spoiler:

holy shit

my country rules

Matsuhito

DrZiplock wrote: »

Is he the one that did gay porn?

I thought that was Justice.

I say Titan looks most likely to be in gay porn.

And Toa is most likely to kick some ass.

Fiz

DrZiplock wrote: »

Is he the one that did gay porn?

I thought that was Justice.

I know for a fact it was Militia. He worked for a studio Redi isn't a fan of.

Or is a huge fan of. I can't remember his opinions of Colt

Redeemer

Look if it isn't amateur I don't know the studio

At any rate I was hoping the Booster Gold lookalike was in porn

The Geek

Toa is The Rock's stunt-double as well as his cousin.

DrZiplock

Fiz wrote: »

DrZiplock wrote: »

Is he the one that did gay porn?

I thought that was Justice.

I know for a fact it was Militia. He worked for a studio Redi isn't a fan of.

Or is a huge fan of. I can't remember his opinions of Colt

See? He was my guess too. However, there was someone at work insisting that it was Justice.

Well..that's one mystery solved.

Critical

The Geek wrote: »

Toa is The Rock's stunt-double as well as his cousin.

He's pretty fucking good, too. Won an award for the shit he did in The Rundown.

BusterK

Is this still on?
I thought the writers strike was over?

DrZiplock

Got picked up for a second seaon.

Centipede Damascus

I would be sad if American Gladiators was cancelled after only one season.

Larlar

I knew going into the episode that Monica was going to beat the shit out of Venus at every single event, but it was still fun to watch. And that down-tp-the-wire finish for the guy's eliminator was sick.

Still cheering for Evan.

I see Monica pulling another blowout in the final.

Fiz

Evan will really need to do well in the pre-eliminator events. Alex is able to complete the score pretty fast, as evidenced by his delay at the start not even being a factor in the end.

Rankenphile

homeboy on sunday, the one dodging the big silver balls and shit like greased lightning, the dude that beat the eliminator by like a full minute?

that dude was tenrad

Starfuck

spoilered in case you haven't watched it yet and record it like i did

Spoiler:

If that guy Evan didn't beat out Alex by so much time in the eliminator, I would have said it was fixed for him to win.

But that fucker was fast.

Time for those guys to start their roid regimen for next season.

Tonkka

Starfuck wrote: »

spoilered in case you haven't watched it yet and record it like i did

Spoiler:

If that guy Evan didn't beat out Alex by so much time in the eliminator, I would have said it was fixed for him to win.

But that fucker was fast.

Time for those guys to start their roid regimen for next season.

Red ones go faster.

Fiz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kls7aE83qQc

We need this event. Crush can be the Red Baron

The Geek

Starfuck wrote: »

Time for those guys to start their roid regimen for next season.

Titan actually has won Natural Mr. Universe which is tested to be 100% roid free, which is pretty impressive considering the size of that guy.

Fiz

New episodes of American Gladiators will be starting soon. Evan (Rocket) and the female who won (Jet?) are indeed added to the cast, along with a couple other new people. They are also bringing back a few of the classic games like the Skytrack and Atlasphere. The Eliminator has also received a bit of an overhaul, including some sort of ball pit that will slow you down if you screw up on the hand bike.

Crush may have grown her hair out some?

Centipede Damascus

I just hope Wolf hasn't changed at all.

He's the best thing about the show.

Fiz

Rocket must have put on at least 15 pounds of muscle during the break. And they removed part of his brain.

Larlar

Any news on whether or not Evan is now a gladiator? I want to see him tear the fuck out of someone on The Wall.

Fiz

He is, using the name Rocket. He is looking especially handsome now that he spent time working out with Wolf. Totally has the physique of Booster Gold.

He'll probably also be assigned to Vertigo and the Skytrack events. Those involve speed and balance

ETA - Here's some pictures of him. You know, for jackin'

Spoiler:

Redeemer

Spoiler:

I want Rocket inside me

The Geebs That Is A Pony

holy shit I feel really bad for anyone he goes up against on the wall this year

because the dude tonight was moving pretty good and he still basically had no chance

The Lovely Bastard

deemer what'd I tell you about gushing over gladiators?

Synthetic Orange

Oh damn, now I'm all hot and bothered.

The Geebs That Is A Pony

this isn't really different from straight dudes jerkin' it to crush

Redeemer

It's not different at all

Crush is practically a man as it is

Fiz

I don't even have the time to explain why it is completely different and 100% acceptable. I am not even typing with my hands right now I am so busy watching gladiators.

The Geebs That Is A Pony

well I am going to defer to the experts

Fiz

That one Major Pain girl has already figured out one trick to the new Eliminator: Use the see-saw as a way to propel yourself up the travelator

Jordyn

The Geebs That Is A Mod wrote: »

holy shit I feel really bad for anyone he goes up against on the wall this year

because the dude tonight was moving pretty good and he still basically had no chance

The dude tonight also got to start at the wall, rather than a few feet back like they otherwise would have. And was moving pretty well, and basically yeah, no chance.

Also that Vanessa chick was sure annoying as fuck.

The Geebs That Is A Pony

all I saw was powerball (?) and the wall

the cubs scored like 12 runs so I was going back and forth between that and GTA4

Fiz

I felt bad for Jerry because he was up against the guy with the artificial leg, so they didn't even really care about how he almost made it up the wall against EVAN and totally rocked the eliminator. Felt bad for John when his fake leg basically broke while climbing the cargo net. That is not a course for a person with one leg.

If they hadn't turned off the travelator the show would still be going now. Trying to make a one-legged guy run up a moving hill is cruel. Speaking of which, I almost died laughing at how exhausted those girls were in the first eliminator run of the night. 10 minutes to complete the events and almost the entire time was spent trying to get up that ramp.

Starfuck

i recorded this and just saw it and whoe the fuck at nbc thought it would be a good idea to throw a one-legged dude on the eliminator

also
that chick from last year, jet - holy god damn
new chick, phoenix - crush was plenty, but now i'm going to hurt myself after watching this show

Fiz

Starfuck wrote: »

i recorded this and just saw it and whoe the fuck at nbc thought it would be a good idea to throw a one-legged dude on the eliminator

also
that chick from last year, jet - holy god damn
new chick, phoenix - crush was plenty, but now i'm going to hurt myself after watching this show

It was kind of sad watching the parallelogram struggle on the Eliminator. He would have done fine on the course last year, but they added so many events that just fucked him over.

Fiz

Mang, this eliminator is raping people. They had to slow down the travelator thing after the guys spent 10 minutes trying to complete the course with no luck.