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Tube's List Of Enemies And To A Much Lesser Extent Console Friends Of Various Kinds

TubeTube Says some shitAdministrator, ClubPA admin
edited May 2008 in Chatlog
1. Morrissey
2. The child on the bicycle
3. Taxi drivers
4. Richard Madeley
5. The accursed spawn of Mr Thunswick
6. The Greater Thumpingston Royal Madrigal Society
7. The woman with the large dog named Titan
8. The counties of Cork and Londonderry
9. Gillian Mckeith
10. Robert Khoo

Knob's List Of Enemas
11. Barium
12. Saltwater
13. Chardonnay
14. Yorkshire Pudding

Lar's List of Emmys
15. Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series
16. Mediocre Supporting Actor in Comedy Series
17. Most Elaborate Replacement Antenna
18. Biggest Fish Caught in an Aquarium at Red Lobster

Stupid Wii Friends Who Don't Really Like You

If you want your name added, PM orikaeshigitae and he'll add you. Don't PM me for Christ's sake. I hate you. I always talk about you behind your back.

orikae edit - if you pm me i will edit all your recent posts to have the text 'im gay'
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The Same But For The Vastly Superior X-Box 360 Console
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The Same List For The Extravagant Rich Boy Doorstop That Is The PS3
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Marvel at how pathetically short it is.

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  • B.C.B.C. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Oh shits.

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere I HAVE YOU NOW Arena QueueRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I don't know who half of those are.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2007
    I still don't think he's ruing very hard, tube.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    edited November 2007
    i hate morrisseys voice

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    man why you gotta hate cork

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  • TubeTube Says some shit Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited November 2007
    I don't know who half of those are.

    THEY HAVE ALL WRONGED ME

    ALL OF THEM

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere I HAVE YOU NOW Arena QueueRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Did I mention I cried?

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Well better luck next year I guess.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    yessss not on it

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    "Hey wait a minute. This is Richard Nixon's enemy list. You just crossed out his name and put yours"

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    In my head that list is being read aloud by Graham Chapman.

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  • B.C.B.C. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Tube is secretly in love with Khoo.
    All this repression. He is attempting to compensate with rage.

    But I see through you Tube.

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User
    edited November 2007
    Yay!
    I'm not on it!

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  • Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS
    edited November 2007
    Well, the Templar is ready lord. Shall I bring my sword to punish the offenders who have offended you my lord? Shall I punish the law-breakers for breaking the law?

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere I HAVE YOU NOW Arena QueueRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    you guys are celebrating not being on this list

    now me, I'd love to be on Tube's enemy list

    all being reviled

    having fists shaken at me

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino omfg Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    but TDOT, that would mean that Tube was secretly in love with you.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    I know there's some sort of long-standing hate but...

    I wonder what Morrissey did.

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  • B.C.B.C. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Some would say that I am on the outside, and that I am looking in.

    That is how well I see through you Tube.

    Right through you

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere I HAVE YOU NOW Arena QueueRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    but TDOT, that would mean that Tube was secretly in love with you.

    I'm waiting for the drawback.

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  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited November 2007
    ahahaha Gillian Mckeith

    enjoy your weird bone/spine/degenerative disease you fucking witch

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited November 2007
    oh dang underlined

    man means business

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    If it was bolded I would have feared for Khoo's safety.

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  • TubeTube Says some shit Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited November 2007
    THAT CHILD IS BACK ON HIS THRICE-DAMNED BICYCLE

    GO AWAY HORRIBLE BICYCLE CHILD

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Extreme Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The rest of us are like nameless super villain henchmen to Tube. He does not even consider us human. At least his enemies are considered rivals to the great Tube.

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User
    edited November 2007
    I like your poem Tube.
    :)

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  • Lt. Eggman5Lt. Eggman5 Registered User
    edited November 2007
    H 2 WOAAH

    o my freakin god im so fried.
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  • skinny87skinny87 Registered User
    edited November 2007
    Richard, but not Judy?

    Selective hatred

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    I'm rather disappointed in Tube's choice of enemies. Aside from Khoo none of them really seem worth the bother.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    It takes a truly committed misanthrope to hate Morrissey, because he is wonderful.

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  • skinny87skinny87 Registered User
    edited November 2007
    Perhaps this is just a selection of enemies.

    He keeps the real list a secret, striking only when ready.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    A decoy list. We are onto you Tube.

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  • Green LanternGreen Lantern Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hm and i thought Defender would be on such a list

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    How'd the Moz wrong you? I mean, he mopes and cries and feels worthless all day.

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The more you ignore him, Tube
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    the closer he gets.

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  • TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I was once a child, on a bicycle.

    I am now an adult.

    On a bicycle.

    In the fast lane.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    wait a minute this is just a list of all of tube's exes

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Tube, I notice that SE++ is not on that list.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    That's because Tube loves us since we give him a convenient outlet for his rage.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    robert khoo, robert khoo
    riding through the glen
    robert khoo, robert khoo
    having sex with men

    ct how come you didn't submit that for the actual child's play poem

    as it is, i am prepared to call you a modern day keats, or Shakespeare or some writer guy

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