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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The first erotic fiction I ever read involved supergirl

    /wistful

    If you sign up for Dollar Shave Club here I get a free month of tiny metal blades delivered right to my house. Seems legit.
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    why would you want Supergirl over Barbara Gordon, man

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere I HAVE YOU NOW Arena QueueRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    that is the exact same woman twice

    same body same face same pose

    if it weren't for barb's mask the hair would probably also be identical

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  • BogdanichBogdanich Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I have to wonder how shitty your life has to be where you start taking the female versions of comic-book-hero dudes and fantasize about them making out or having lesbian sex or whatever. I mean, really, how lame must your actual life be for your fantasies to reach that level?

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere I HAVE YOU NOW Arena QueueRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    I have to wonder how shitty your life has to be where you start taking the female versions of comic-book-hero dudes and fantasize about them making out or having lesbian sex or whatever. I mean, really, how lame must your actual life be for your fantasies to reach that level?

    that depends

    are we talking female versions like supergirl or batgirl where they are seperate characters

    or are we getting into transgender fetish bullshit

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  • BogdanichBogdanich Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere I HAVE YOU NOW Arena QueueRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    the dead have a saying

    life... is wasted on the living

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    I have to wonder how shitty your life has to be where you start taking the female versions of comic-book-hero dudes and fantasize about them making out or having lesbian sex or whatever. I mean, really, how lame must your actual life be for your fantasies to reach that level?

    that depends

    are we talking female versions like supergirl or batgirl where they are seperate characters

    or are we getting into transgender fetish bullshit

    Once again, imagine a situation where there is a person whose life is going pretty well.

    Does this person need to concern himself with this distinction?

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere I HAVE YOU NOW Arena QueueRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    I have to wonder how shitty your life has to be where you start taking the female versions of comic-book-hero dudes and fantasize about them making out or having lesbian sex or whatever. I mean, really, how lame must your actual life be for your fantasies to reach that level?

    that depends

    are we talking female versions like supergirl or batgirl where they are seperate characters

    or are we getting into transgender fetish bullshit

    Once again, imagine a situation where there is a person whose life is going pretty well.

    Does this person need to concern himself with this distinction?

    I'm just saying that there are different patheticness levels, depending

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    thinking Batgirl is attractive is a whole different thing than thinking Bruce Wayne as a woman would be attractive

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere I HAVE YOU NOW Arena QueueRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    dee colon

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  • Xenocide GeekXenocide Geek Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    isn't that... just super heroes in drag? :(

    i wanted love, i needed love
    most of all, most of all
    someone said true love was dead
    but i'm bound to fall
    bound to fall for you
    oh what can i do
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    that is the exact same woman twice

    same body same face same pose

    if it weren't for barb's mask the hair would probably also be identical

    the difference is that one of them is a redhead

    and that is hot

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    I have to wonder how shitty your life has to be where you start taking the female versions of comic-book-hero dudes and fantasize about them making out or having lesbian sex or whatever. I mean, really, how lame must your actual life be for your fantasies to reach that level?

    WOW


    JUST WOW

    Did you actually just say that?

    WOW

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The assumption of your stupid post is that someone's fantasies are somehow inversely related to how shitty their life is.

    Are you trying to say that someone with a shitty life has more extreme fantasies? What about bestiality and crap? Would my life be shittier or not as shitty, according to you, if I was into that stuff?

    My life is pretty sweet actually.


    Let's see...

    I like comics...I like boobs....

    It's simple math here what the fuck is wrong with you



    (also for the record I mean Supergirl as a separate person...I don't know what the fuck you people are talking about.)

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Also, someone find me some damn supergirl/batgirl whatever porn. I keep looking but found nothing so far.

    I'm not very experienced at looking for porn though; usually my imagination and my Heavy Metal magazines suffice.

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    So, like, supergirl on batgirl, or just either

    because either way how can you not find that

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Obbi wrote: »
    So, like, supergirl on batgirl, or just either

    because either way how can you not find that

    I been trying I just keep getting weird Hentai stuff.

    I saw images I would rather not see again. (Two male human/wolf-things screwing a third male human/fox-thing on a couch.)

    I can get supergirl on batgirl? Goddamn.

    http://www.botsnthings.com/
    I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited May 2008
    Well, that stuff is actually extremely easy to find.

    2mong9u.jpg
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  • JedocJedoc Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    What you need to do is you need to search for "rule 34." That'll bring up pages of the stuff, categorized by character.

    Now, I'm not gonna lie to you. It's not going to be an easy trip. You might go to places you didn't want to go and see things you didn't want to see. You might--and don't hold me to this--you might see pictures of the trains from Thomas the Tank Engine screwing.

    But if you're clever and lucky and persevere, you will find some pretty decent examples of supergirl/batgirl fanart. Godspeed.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Oh thank you sir.

    Once I'm at home with not damn web filter I'm going to town









    I'm kind of scared now about what you said about the trains...





    EDIT: wait...fanart?

    What about actual costumed people?

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  • JedocJedoc Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Hrm. That's considerably different. The rule 34 route will likely get you, at best, bad photomanipulations of Alicia Silverstone.

    I mean, I'm sure it's out there. This is the internet, after all. But I'm not familiar with any community which could reliably provide it.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited May 2008
    Cosplay porn is extremely hard to find if you're looking for something specific.

    I guess, I've never really tried it so far.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    trentsteel wrote: »
    The assumption of your stupid post is that someone's fantasies are somehow inversely related to how shitty their life is.

    Not necessarily inversely related. That's your idiotic assumption. My assumption is that people's fantasies are a reflection of the people themselves, and thus indirectly reflect the lives that people lead. This is obvious and correct.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    oh, i forgot this was defender "standards too high to allow himself to have a girlfriend in his life composed entirely of martial arts, working out and internet arguments" i was talking to

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    obviously it's correct, whatever it is

    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    oh, i forgot this was defender "standards too high to allow himself to have a girlfriend in his life composed entirely of martial arts, working out and internet arguments" i was talking to

    Wow, you've made a fictional character loosely based on me. That's flattering in a kind of weird, stalker-ish way.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    unless you were fakeposting when you said the things that i used to compose that post, no, i'm not

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    unless you were fakeposting when you said the things that i used to compose that post, no, i'm not

    No, you pretty much just made up some shit there. You know, because it sounds funnier than if you posted something accurate.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    anyway the point is that you're retarded, especially where the above post is concerned

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    unless you were fakeposting when you said the things that i used to compose that post, no, i'm not

    No, you pretty much just made up some shit there. You know, because it sounds funnier than if you posted something accurate.

    okay :mrgreen:

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Yeah, you're brilliant.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    edited May 2008
    AHA

    that little gem took me a couple minutes of searching to find

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    'most of the time' appears to be strictly limited to video games

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited May 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    I have to wonder how shitty your life has to be where you start taking the female versions of comic-book-hero dudes and fantasize about them making out or having lesbian sex or whatever. I mean, really, how lame must your actual life be for your fantasies to reach that level?

    i got a pretty great life and i draw hells of sexy batgirls and such

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS
    edited May 2008
    also you must be fundamentally unhappy in some way if you do drugs


    ~defender arguments~

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