Tube's List Of Enemies And To A Much Lesser Extent Console Friends Of Various Kinds

Little Jim

woah did someone mention morrissy

I love that guy



look at him go

Little Jim

uh uh uh



what what what

can you hear the mad beats in your mind

the fantastic sounds of morrissy?

Bogey

Man, Penguin posted that pages ago!

Little Jim

shut up man the repetition might make his head exploe

trentsteel

fightinfilipino wrote: »

The Otaku Inquisition wrote: »

I can't wait until someone writes a history of the boards. They will treat CT's ascendancy into modship like Hitler being released from jail and taking leadership of the NSDAP. The rest will play out like the inevitable Nazi march to power in 1933.

I think it will be a best seller. I hope there's a side story about his band.

so...we're gonna find Tube in an underground bunker surrounded by gay porn and ODing on meth?

That exact thing happened to an acquaintance of mine.

Except replace bunker with trailer.

Raneados

I can never figure out if tube hates me or likes me

Glorfindel

Raneados wrote: »

I can never figure out if tube hates me or likes me

To be on the safe side, and taking into account the general trend, assume he hates you.

Raneados

but nobody hates raneados

it's impossible!

mully

tube can hate things that aren't even alive or existent
he can surely hate you

Raneados

BUT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE

I DARE ANYONE TO COME IN HERE AND SAY THEY HATE ME

COME ON THENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Gruff

Man tube, why dont you go out and kill a few commies and then come back and tells us you arent a bit more fuckin chill.

Battle Jesus

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

I think the most unkind thing I ever said in real life was when I told an overweight girl that she wasn't worth raping.

Wait. Wasn't it you who called a friend of yours "fatty fat fat fat fatty want some cake?" And then she cried for hours, but you thought it was the funniest thing ever?

I think that's meaner than telling a fat chick that she isn't worth raping.

Silmaril

Raneados wrote: »

BUT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE

I DARE ANYONE TO COME IN HERE AND SAY THEY HATE ME

COME ON THENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

I hate you Rane.

Raneados

damnit sil

mully

i think telling someone they aren't worth raping is a compliment

Silmaril

mully wrote: »

i think telling someone they aren't worth raping is a compliment

I....




yeah

mully

okay, let me rephrase that - i think it's a compliment, coming from tube

Silmaril

Oh.






Oh!



of course. How foolish of me.

Spoiler:

<3

Centipede Damascus

So how does somebody get to be mod around this place anyhow?

candanavian

I am the entire forum's worst enemy

somehow no one knows who I am

Silmaril

Centipede Damascus wrote: »

So how does somebody get to be mod around this place anyhow?

Step1.

Don't ask how someone becomes a mod.



I'd go on, but there's not really much point now, seeing as you fell at the first hurdle.

mully

Centipede Damascus wrote: »

So how does somebody get to be mod around this place anyhow?

well, it all starts when a nulecule comes out of it's nest...

Nuzak

assassin's greed

i get it, ha ha ha!

Raneados

I'm not serious enough to be a mod

Nuzak

in that nobody takes you seriously

Raneados

all variants

Tube

Wykkie wrote: »

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

I think the most unkind thing I ever said in real life was when I told an overweight girl that she wasn't worth raping.

Wait. Wasn't it you who called a friend of yours "fatty fat fat fat fatty want some cake?" And then she cried for hours, but you thought it was the funniest thing ever?

No, that was my then girlfriend. And yes, I called her fatty fat fat fatty want some cake. And yes she cried for hours

To my credit, it was the funniest thing ever.

Raneados

CT is very skinny

long hair

man grow some muscles, stickman

The Otaku Suppository

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

Wykkie wrote: »

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

I think the most unkind thing I ever said in real life was when I told an overweight girl that she wasn't worth raping.

Wait. Wasn't it you who called a friend of yours "fatty fat fat fat fatty want some cake?" And then she cried for hours, but you thought it was the funniest thing ever?

No, that was my then girlfriend. And yes, I called her fatty fat fat fatty want some cake. And yes she cried for hours

To my credit, it was the funniest thing ever.

When you die they are going to have to create a 10th circle of Hell just for you. Fuck, Satan may just hand over the keys and say "have a blast"

Tube

What's so bad about that?

The Black Hunter

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

What's so bad about that?

I think it would be worse than Satan's on circle.

Which would soon be overthrown.

The Otaku Suppository

I'm not sure. Unless once you ascended to the throne as the new Prince of Darkness you attempted to make Earth part of your dominion thereby triggering the Apocalypse and the Second Coming.

Though it would be cool to be all, "yeah the devil? yeah I knew him back in the day when he was a forum admin. What a douche. I hear he cries himself to sleep."

Tube

Man calling a girl fatty fatty fatty want some cake really isn't so bad.

txt

Depends how fat she was

Marshmallow

I t depends on how you say it, if she was just being overly sensitive that's one thing, still kinda mean, but it's a mitigating factor.

From what I've heard of Tube, however...

DarkPrimus

It's funny when you make a fat person cry, because as they're sobbing into their hands, it makes the fat on their arms jiggle.

CrackedLens

So it seems that Tube has made his own little appreciation thread here

how Xerxes like

Zombies Tossed My Salad!

I don't think I could see Tube with a case crazy that bad

Soup

soon he will start ordering that posts be whipped for having bad messages on them

DarkPrimus

Soup wrote: »

soon he will start ordering that posts be whipped for having bad messages on them

The beatings will continue until post quality increases.