D VS. DDR & CTS Animated!

Legacy

D VS. DDR

Red Machine D VS. DDR.

1MB Video. Watch.

CTS ANIMATED

From before the Q&A's.

Thanks to Moriveth for the video.

If they ever go down, use these mirrors:

http://xeroradius.superihost.com/DvsDDR.wmv
http://xeroradius.superihost.com/CTS.wmv

Grath

i thought we named this "rumble in the jungle" ?
:lol:

Quethal

Damn, he is good; look at his feet. They're blurring, and it's not just because of the low quality 0.o

That needs to be turned into an "owned" or "pwned" picture, because he totally owned that DDR Machine.

-Kyle

DJBreslin

OK, that is some funny shit.

But I gotta tell you, I thought I was pretty good at DDR... for a 30 year old white dude weighing 225lbs. But RMD, man... I played next to him at LanWerX and he SCHOOLED me.

Way to dance and fall, RMD!!!

Bat-Winged Boy

DJBreslin wrote:

OK, that is some funny shit.

But I gotta tell you, I thought I was pretty good at DDR... for a 30 year old white dude weighing 225lbs. But RMD, man... I played next to him at LanWerX and he SCHOOLED me.

Way to dance and fall, RMD!!!

Yeah, I was upset that he didn't make it to his third song. He claimed to have some wicked freestyle shit up his sleeve.

Red Machine D

:^:

Kids, don't mix DDR and alcohol. That video is evidence of what happens. My ankle hurts like a motherfucker.

I'm still gonna do that fucking routine though. I'll have someone do a video of it.

edit: For those of you wondering, the song I was going to choose for my routine was After the Game Of Love.

stewizbad

OMG-HAWT!

Red Machine D

BBL. Gonnba go get X-rays of my ankle done.

Red Machine D

Major sprain and a single hairline fracture.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

Oh well. Serves me right for being the Most Talented Fat Man In Arizona.

Legacy

Red Machine D wrote:

Major sprain and a single hairline fracture.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

Oh well. Serves me right for being the Most Talented Fat Man In Arizona.

Awesome.

Teaches YOU to not attack DDR machines. They fight back.

Red Machine D

Legacy wrote:

Red Machine D wrote:

Major sprain and a single hairline fracture.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

Oh well. Serves me right for being the Most Talented Fat Man In Arizona.

Awesome.

Teaches YOU to not attack DDR machines. They fight back.

Unless you haven't watched the video (a statistica and literal impossibility), I didn't attack shit. In hindsight, I should have just gone with Super Star instead of A for my seocnd warm-up. At least then I would have busted out the routine AND kept my ankle in one fucking piece.

Doctor sez it'll be a few months before I'm able to resume strenuous physical activity, i.e. DDR, etc. so when I finally do get back up there I'll be even worse than I was at PAX. I totally fucking sucked donkeyshit at PAX.

Legacy

Red Machine D wrote:

Unless you haven't watched the video (a statistica and literal impossibility), I didn't attack shit.

Actually...I was there. Saw it live.

I just never introduced myself.

Bat-Winged Boy

Legacy wrote:

Red Machine D wrote:

Unless you haven't watched the video (a statistica and literal impossibility), I didn't attack shit.

Actually...I was there. Saw it live.

I just never introduced myself.

Yeah, me either. I hope you feel better.

<--- long hair, raver pants.

Red Machine D

Legacy wrote:

Red Machine D wrote:

Unless you haven't watched the video (a statistica and literal impossibility), I didn't attack shit.

Actually...I was there. Saw it live.

I just never introduced myself.

I saw you. I just figured that you, like another forumer who attended PAX, were either too much of a dick or too afraid to actually say hi.

Legacy

Red Machine D wrote:

Legacy wrote:

Red Machine D wrote:

Unless you haven't watched the video (a statistica and literal impossibility), I didn't attack shit.

Actually...I was there. Saw it live.

I just never introduced myself.

I saw you. I just figured that you, like another forumer who attended PAX, were either too much of a dick or too afraid to actually say hi.

Nah. I never really approach anyone anyway. I only said something to Aeolist because he looked familiar and passed by him twice, so it bugged me.

Red Machine D

Legacy wrote:

Red Machine D wrote:

Legacy wrote:

Red Machine D wrote:

Unless you haven't watched the video (a statistica and literal impossibility), I didn't attack shit.

Actually...I was there. Saw it live.

I just never introduced myself.

I saw you. I just figured that you, like another forumer who attended PAX, were either too much of a dick or too afraid to actually say hi.

Nah. I never really approach anyone anyway. I only said something to Aeolist because he looked familiar and passed by him twice, so it bugged me.

So THAT'S your excuse huh? I was waiting for aeolist to come up to me because he said he was going to bitchslap me at PAX when I least expected it. The only bitchslap I got was the pride-decimating bitchslap I got when I did the brutal header off the stage.

redstormpopcorn

Red Machine D wrote:

Legacy wrote:

Red Machine D wrote:

Legacy wrote:

Red Machine D wrote:

Unless you haven't watched the video (a statistica and literal impossibility), I didn't attack shit.

Actually...I was there. Saw it live.

I just never introduced myself.

I saw you. I just figured that you, like another forumer who attended PAX, were either too much of a dick or too afraid to actually say hi.

Nah. I never really approach anyone anyway. I only said something to Aeolist because he looked familiar and passed by him twice, so it bugged me.

So THAT'S your excuse huh? I was waiting for aeolist to come up to me because he said he was going to bitchslap me at PAX when I least expected it. The only bitchslap I got was the pride-decimating bitchslap I got when I did the brutal header off the stage.

That would be aeolist tugging on a rope tied to the back of the machine at the precise moment you leaned on the cabinet.

Red Machine D

redstormpopcorn wrote:

Red Machine D wrote:

Legacy wrote:

Red Machine D wrote:

Legacy wrote:

Red Machine D wrote:

Unless you haven't watched the video (a statistica and literal impossibility), I didn't attack shit.

Actually...I was there. Saw it live.

I just never introduced myself.

I saw you. I just figured that you, like another forumer who attended PAX, were either too much of a dick or too afraid to actually say hi.

Nah. I never really approach anyone anyway. I only said something to Aeolist because he looked familiar and passed by him twice, so it bugged me.

So THAT'S your excuse huh? I was waiting for aeolist to come up to me because he said he was going to bitchslap me at PAX when I least expected it. The only bitchslap I got was the pride-decimating bitchslap I got when I did the brutal header off the stage.

That would be aeolist tugging on a rope tied to the back of the machine at the precise moment you leaned on the cabinet.

Heh, that oculd have been the Rock of Gibraltar I was leaning against and it wouldn't have made my ankle any less of a gay homosexual fagmolyte.

Legacy

Red Machine D wrote:

redstormpopcorn wrote:

Red Machine D wrote:

Legacy wrote:

Red Machine D wrote:

Legacy wrote:

Red Machine D wrote:

Unless you haven't watched the video (a statistica and literal impossibility), I didn't attack shit.

Actually...I was there. Saw it live.

I just never introduced myself.

I saw you. I just figured that you, like another forumer who attended PAX, were either too much of a dick or too afraid to actually say hi.

Nah. I never really approach anyone anyway. I only said something to Aeolist because he looked familiar and passed by him twice, so it bugged me.

So THAT'S your excuse huh? I was waiting for aeolist to come up to me because he said he was going to bitchslap me at PAX when I least expected it. The only bitchslap I got was the pride-decimating bitchslap I got when I did the brutal header off the stage.

That would be aeolist tugging on a rope tied to the back of the machine at the precise moment you leaned on the cabinet.

Heh, that oculd have been the Rock of Gibraltar I was leaning against and it wouldn't have made my ankle any less of a gay homosexual fagmolyte.

Well, it might've. I don't think that the 'Rock of Gibraltar' has a giant cable between it and a tiny raised platform with flashing lights.

Red Machine D

Legacy wrote:

Red Machine D wrote:

redstormpopcorn wrote:

Red Machine D wrote:

Legacy wrote:

Red Machine D wrote:

Legacy wrote:

Red Machine D wrote:

Unless you haven't watched the video (a statistica and literal impossibility), I didn't attack shit.

Actually...I was there. Saw it live.

I just never introduced myself.

I saw you. I just figured that you, like another forumer who attended PAX, were either too much of a dick or too afraid to actually say hi.

Nah. I never really approach anyone anyway. I only said something to Aeolist because he looked familiar and passed by him twice, so it bugged me.

So THAT'S your excuse huh? I was waiting for aeolist to come up to me because he said he was going to bitchslap me at PAX when I least expected it. The only bitchslap I got was the pride-decimating bitchslap I got when I did the brutal header off the stage.

That would be aeolist tugging on a rope tied to the back of the machine at the precise moment you leaned on the cabinet.

Heh, that oculd have been the Rock of Gibraltar I was leaning against and it wouldn't have made my ankle any less of a gay homosexual fagmolyte.

Well, it might've. I don't think that the 'Rock of Gibraltar' has a giant cable between it and a tiny raised platform with flashing lights.

At any case, I doubt I'll be playing DDR anytime soon. I should just stick to beatmania. Plus, I've got a costume to make for PAX05.

Red Machine D

Well, at least I entertained you guys. At the very core of things, I'm an entertainer, among one or two other smaller items. I mean, it sucks that I had to sacrifice the ability to walk without a limp to do it, but oh well. I've got percocet and a comfortable chair, I'll live.

redstormpopcorn

There's always Stepmania.

QuizMaster

Yeah, the same thing happened to one of the first couple of guys to play at PAX. He stepped off and his ankle was gimped.

Hey, is it true that D was one of the top 5 in Sacremento or something? I heard him say that...and now I believe.

Red Machine D

QuizMaster wrote:

Yeah, the same thing happened to one of the first couple of guys to play at PAX. He stepped off and his ankle was gimped.

Hey, is it true that D was one of the top 5 in Sacremento or something? I heard him say that...and now I believe.

It was Phoenix... but now I'm not even in the top 100. I sucked so bad during PAX on DDR that I'm pretty ashamed of myself.

Grath

Fark'd!

Red Machine D

Grath wrote:

Fark'd!

It is neither down nor on Fark. :v:

Legacy

Red Machine D wrote:

Grath wrote:

Fark'd!

It is neither down nor on Fark. :v:

Yeah...but it could be. Oh well.

Added the CTS Animated video.

Moriveth

Grath just submitted it maybe five minutes ago. Give it a chance.

Nightingale

Well, D, I must say, you certainly handle the injury well for being upset at your performace

Mayhaps next year I'll play and that way you can have the excuse to play all of the 'easy' songs cuz I haven't played in a couple of years. Freeze arrows scare me, man. They didn't *have* those things when I was hooked on it. (I know, you can turn them off.. but they still stir this uncomfortable horror deep deep in my heart).

Grath

Red Machine D wrote:

Grath wrote:

Fark'd!

It is neither down nor on Fark. :v:

Its on total fark right now.

Dog

hahahaha thats my friend who almost got bowled over. Skeet Dodged!

Shenanigans

I'm in the video. I'm the guy with the white shirt. Thamik and my friend Andrew is the guy who dodges him as he falls.

Dareth Ram

Fuck, I knew that was Red Machine. You were doing that wierd cat scratch gesture to me while in the line in the final Omegathon round. I decided to ignore you.

Red Machine D

DarthMat wrote:

Fuck, I knew that was Red Machine. You were doing that wierd cat scratch gesture to me while in the line in the final Omegathon round. I decided to ignore you.

I don't remember doing that. Nor do I remember you ever being there. The only thing I remember about being in the Omegathon line was eating Cheez-Its and talking to the Sophitia cosplayer.

Dareth Ram

Red Machine D wrote:

DarthMat wrote:

Fuck, I knew that was Red Machine. You were doing that wierd cat scratch gesture to me while in the line in the final Omegathon round. I decided to ignore you.

I don't remember doing that. Nor do I remember you ever being there. The only thing I remember about being in the Omegathon line was eating Cheez-Its and talking to the Sophitia cosplayer.

Huh. Okay then.

Red Machine D

DarthMat wrote:

Red Machine D wrote:

DarthMat wrote:

Fuck, I knew that was Red Machine. You were doing that wierd cat scratch gesture to me while in the line in the final Omegathon round. I decided to ignore you.

I don't remember doing that. Nor do I remember you ever being there. The only thing I remember about being in the Omegathon line was eating Cheez-Its and talking to the Sophitia cosplayer.

Huh. Okay then.

It's entirely possible I was doing it to someone else and you just thought I was doing it to you. If I even was doing it.

Dareth Ram

Red Machine D wrote:

DarthMat wrote:

Red Machine D wrote:

DarthMat wrote:

Fuck, I knew that was Red Machine. You were doing that wierd cat scratch gesture to me while in the line in the final Omegathon round. I decided to ignore you.

I don't remember doing that. Nor do I remember you ever being there. The only thing I remember about being in the Omegathon line was eating Cheez-Its and talking to the Sophitia cosplayer.

Huh. Okay then.

It's entirely possible I was doing it to someone else and you just thought I was doing it to you. If I even was doing it.

It was either you, or there was another big, red haired guy at the convention.

No big deal, regardless.

Red Machine D

DarthMat wrote:

Red Machine D wrote:

DarthMat wrote:

Red Machine D wrote:

DarthMat wrote:

Fuck, I knew that was Red Machine. You were doing that wierd cat scratch gesture to me while in the line in the final Omegathon round. I decided to ignore you.

I don't remember doing that. Nor do I remember you ever being there. The only thing I remember about being in the Omegathon line was eating Cheez-Its and talking to the Sophitia cosplayer.

Huh. Okay then.

It's entirely possible I was doing it to someone else and you just thought I was doing it to you. If I even was doing it.

It was either you, or there was another big, red haired guy at the convention.

No big deal, regardless.

Could have been Monkey.

SnowGhost

Monkey is more of a strawberry blond...

Red Machine D

SnowGhost wrote:

Monkey is more of a strawberry blond...

SILENCE!!!

Patware

Red believes my finger smells like poop.

'Cape guy' is a dirty liar.