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Evel Dead

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    <:__)~ wrote: »
    evelkanyerf7.jpg

    This photo was some time this past week.

    Maybe the death of his mother has made Kanye snap, and now he's going around killing old people.

    He's got them Krazy Eyez man. It's the Krazy Eyez Killa!


    To anybody who gets this reference... I love you.

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    <:__)~<:__)~ Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Thought this was worth noting.

    "By the end of his career, 35 broken bones put him in the Guinness World Records. And he went through an estimated 200 units of blood to help bring him back to life after countless crashes."

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited December 2007
    He was still alive?

    motherfucker could barely walk

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Best thread title all week.

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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Lol! wrote: »
    Hm.

    I guess it's better to go this way than dying in a failed jump over a exploding chasm filled with man-eating alligators which have also been rigged to explode

    I could see him doing that at 80something.
    "Fuck it, I'm dying soon anyway. Might as well do it right."
    Wiki said he died of liver failure. Is that right, or was it something else?

    I believe it was a combination of diabetes and pulmonary fibrosis.

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I like this quote:

    If one could judge the folk heroes of the 1970s by walking a toy aisle, one would conclude that Knievel ranked among the giants: Muhammad Ali, the Six Million Dollar Man and Fonzie.


    :^: FUCK YEA!

    evel3.jpg


    Truly one of the greatest Americans. He will be missed.

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    Lt. Eggman5Lt. Eggman5 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Yeah, great title, that's all I have to say. Oh that, a great toy quote as well. Great thread?

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Anyone see his movie?

    God, it was horrible.

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    just reading his wiki article, and god damn he was a dick

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Zot wrote: »
    just reading his wiki article, and god damn he was a dick

    He was a poor kid redneck who liked to do wheelies on his dirt bike who suddenly got rich for doing shit he would have done anyway, if only on a much larger scale.


    Of course he was a dick.


    I was literally depressed earlier, having heard this. Evel's an American icon, man... maybe it says something that all our icons were either slave-owners, criminals or drunken stunt-riders who threw their dick into anything with tits, but hey.

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    Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    <:__)~ wrote: »
    The only Ash is gonna be in the jar.



    Age of 69, the Reaper rode off on his jetcycle.

    I always thought he was pretty awesome, between jumping busses and banging hot chicks.

    Too bad his son is a loser.

    hehe 69

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    woah he died like 20 minute drive from where I live

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    and everything on wiki is 100% accurate factual information especially the opinions about someone's character.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited December 2007
    nah, he was kind of an ass, at least based on some interviews I've heard with him

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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    At least this makes way for Super Dave to become the world's number one stuntman.

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    <:__)~<:__)~ Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Just so the chaps across the big lake don't feel left out, apparently he was an English icon as well

    Lloyd King of Bedford, England
    "Evel Knievel was my biggest influence and inspiration as a kid growing up in the seventies and eighties. Some of my earliest memories are of leaning an old door up against a trash can and jumping my bike over the neighborhood kids who would lie on the road with their fingers crossed. I'm still riding and jumping, but now I have a little boy who, in honor of Evel, we named Logan Knievel King. I will tell him all about Evel when he is older. I can't wait to get his first bike and crash helmet. I'm sure he will love Evel in the same way I do."

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited December 2007
    the love of watching people jump over lots of shit is pretty universal

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I would say "Rest in Peace" but I severely doubt he enjoyed peacefulness. So I will simply say "Rest while on Fire and Jumping Sixty Stealth Bombers with a Motorcycle".



    RFJSSBM good sir. RFJSSBM

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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Young Evel riding an invisible bike off a building:
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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    jwalk wrote: »
    and everything on wiki is 100% accurate factual information especially the opinions about someone's character.

    Because character is measured in a lab with test tubes and can have an accurate rating.

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