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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS
    edited December 2007
    I wasn't as fond of The Protector, though.
    It seemed like the last fight was just him snapping everyone's limbs.
    I want some fucking variety.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    i did muay thai for years

    even did it semi-professionally

    my friends knew about this

    i'd shown off a little here and there, they were impressed

    but i mean some of my friends are blackbelts in tae kwon do n shit, it's not like they were like "ooooooo aaaaaaaah"

    i'd basically have to explain what muay thai is and why it is so brutal and awesome

    then ong bak comes out and i don't need to explain anything anymore

    "i used to do muay thai"
    "what's that?"
    "you ever seen ong bak?"
    "oh shiiiiiii"

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User
    edited December 2007
    Zombies Tossed My Salad! wrote: »
    There is a shitty band in my city called Cobra Kai

    I don't know if this big news for you, but there's a shitty band in every city with that name.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Lol! wrote: »
    I wasn't as fond of The Protector, though.
    It seemed like the last fight was just him snapping everyone's limbs.
    I want some fucking variety.

    Screw you buddy. They could have just shown that long ass unedited fight sequence and people would have gotten their money's worth.

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  • WeaverWeaver Cap'n NEW CRUNCH CITYRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    the kick-boxing class at my gym is full of chubby ladies and this makes me sad

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    the kick-boxing class at my gym is full of chubby ladies and this makes me sad

    all sweaty and going "HRUGH" and kicking the air

    picturing the air as their dad

    or ex-boyfriend

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS
    edited December 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    I wasn't as fond of The Protector, though.
    It seemed like the last fight was just him snapping everyone's limbs.
    I want some fucking variety.

    Screw you buddy. They could have just shown that long ass unedited fight sequence and people would have gotten their money's worth.

    Not saying it was bad, because it wasn't.
    It just wasn't as great as Ong-Bak.
    I knew I was watching greatness when people were getting thrown out of the tree in the beginning, and the camera shakes from the impact.
    Like "Man these guys don't fuck around."

    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    People who don't know what muay thai is are unfamiliar with the martial arts to a significant degree. Like, I'd expect, I dunno, my mother not to know what muay thai is. Or someone who's never watched a kickboxing match. Or played Street Fighter. Or Tekken. Or Fatal Fury.

    Shit is it even legal in Japan to make an unarmed fighting game that doesn't have a muay thai character?

    Randall_Flagg wrote: »
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    Lucky Cynic wrote: »
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS
    edited December 2007
    Also I wish I could do half of the shit he does in the chase scene.
    All running on the dudes' shoulders and shit.

    Druhim wrote: »
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    it's funny

    i used to a bit of breaking too

    not a lot, i wasn't crazy into it

    but i've done a bit

    the funny thing is it means a lot to people who don't know a fucking thing about martial arts

    "oh, yeah, you did martial arts n stuff? cool. like, how many boards could you break?"
    "i can shatter a cinder block with my bare hand"

    that is true

    and they are like "whoa holy shit"

    thing is

    smashing a cinder block is not that hard if you are trained well and know what you are doing

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I can kick through a pine board that's been sawed down to an eighth of an inch thick while wearing shoes.

    I know, I know, autograph line forms to the left.

    Randall_Flagg wrote: »
    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    Lucky Cynic wrote: »
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    it's funny

    i used to a bit of breaking too

    not a lot, i wasn't crazy into it

    but i've done a bit

    the funny thing is it means a lot to people who don't know a fucking thing about martial arts

    "oh, yeah, you did martial arts n stuff? cool. like, how many boards could you break?"
    "i can shatter a cinder block with my bare hand"

    that is true

    and they are like "whoa holy shit"

    thing is

    smashing a cinder block is not that hard if you are trained well and know what you are doing

    You can say that about most things.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    But how many bodies can your sword cut through?

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  • WeaverWeaver Cap'n NEW CRUNCH CITYRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I can chop wood rather well and open the really tight jars that my wife can't get open.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS
    edited December 2007
    I can kick a locker hard enough to dent it when I'm good and pissed.
    And then I forget what I was pissed about because fuck I think I broke a toe.

    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    the most impressive break i ever did isn't even a show of strength

    it's more of a cool looking stunt

    i once shattered six panes of glass with one punch

    they were about half an inch apart each

    they didn't snap like a board would, instead i just kinda put a hole in the middle

    it looked fucking cool, because it was all like the force of my punch was carrying through the center and stuff

    but think about it

    i broke glass

    whoop dee fucking doo

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS
    edited December 2007
    I can also shatter the lid to one of those trash cans on the wall in school with a Powerade bottle that's mostly empty.
    Not one of my proudest moments, but certainly one of my loudest.

    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I can powerbomb an ox and send him straight to china

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  • WeaverWeaver Cap'n NEW CRUNCH CITYRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I can snuggle with a chick like there is no damn tomorrow.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    you know what is a really impressive stunt to do

    it looks cool and involves science

    fill up a beer bottle about 3/4

    has to be one with a long neck

    grab it by the neck, preferably with a towel

    hold it over the sink

    slap your open palm against the top of the bottle

    the whole bottom of the bottle will just explode out

    physics!

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS
    edited December 2007
    I can make awkward small-talk like a fucking demon.
    EDIT: Pony, that sounds like something I would do, followed by a shout of "Made possible by science!"

    Druhim wrote: »
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  • ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The best thing about The Protector is after the dudes take his elephants, it set you up for a "small town boy searches to discover who the big town bad guys are" and then it cuts to the bad guys in that nice-ass apartment building or whatever...
    Spoiler:

    It was Excellent.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    the protector is amazing

    Play LoL
    STEAM
    Spoiler:
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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? room 215Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Tony Jaa is almost as good as Bruce Lee

    And that is really saying something because Bruce Lee was the baddest motherfucker ever born

    I can't wait for his next movie

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Whoa yeah might be overstating a bit there.

    He's really awesome, yeah, but...

    Randall_Flagg wrote: »
    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    Lucky Cynic wrote: »
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    bruce lee could actually act

    tony jaa's acting range consists of calm

    pissed off

    really pissed off

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  • FCDFCD Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    People who don't know what muay thai is are unfamiliar with the martial arts to a significant degree. Like, I'd expect, I dunno, my mother not to know what muay thai is. Or someone who's never watched a kickboxing match. Or played Street Fighter. Or Tekken. Or Fatal Fury.

    Shit is it even legal in Japan to make an unarmed fighting game that doesn't have a muay thai character?

    Only if all the characters are lolis instead.

    "If anyone tried to steal your WAX LIPS, you would eat their eyeballs and deliver an angry lecture into their empty sockets." Hearts Boxcars, The Midnight Crew
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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? room 215Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Yeah you're right guys I got a little crazy there for a second

    I apologize

    But it has been a while since I've been this impressed by a martial artist

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