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Penny Arcade Topless Calendar 2008

SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
edited December 2007 in Singularity Engine++
Let's make a topless calendar. Submit pictures (along with which month you'd allocate to them) of stuff without tops on. Boobies (male or female) are entirely optional (NSFW isn't, duh!). Originality within the theme is a must. Best of the bunch will be compiled into calendar format.

Photography, illustration, collage, fecal painting, ice sculpture, woodblock print - the choice of medium is yours!

Deadline is sometime before January. Because that's when the calendar starts from, dumbass.

It's like a popularity contest! Of images! With a theme!

Szechuanosaurus on
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  • BelruelBelruel naw Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    maybe sounds neat we shall see

    3DS friendcode: 2380-4618-2503
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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    In... on the ground floor?

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  • hoodie13hoodie13 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Boobies (male or female) are entirely optional (NSFW isn't, duh!).
    Wait so NSFW is ok or not ok, it just says it isn't optional

    3DS Friend Code: 4398-9162-1823 ||| PSN: HoodieThirteen ||| XBL: Torn Hoodie ||| @hoodiethirteen
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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    youporn is apparently a real site

    i am in awe

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  • duraxdurax I'll be watching you... Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Is this even legal?

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Barcardi wrote: »
    youporn is apparently a real site

    i am in awe

    One day I will do a study and determine if the content on it and redtube really is just a sin / cosin relation

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    So basically guys will post themselves with no shirts on and fizban or redeemer will jerk off every one that they deem hot

    alright cool

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    who decides what makes it in

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    and this thread dies [tiny]die thread die[/tiny]

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    neville wrote: »
    who decides what makes it in

    Either a totalitarian dictator or the mob. Whichever one makes the better decisions.

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    hoodie13 wrote: »
    Boobies (male or female) are entirely optional (NSFW isn't, duh!).
    Wait so NSFW is ok or not ok, it just says it isn't optional

    Maybe you should post something NSFW and see what happens?

    (Yeah, don't).

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    My entry will look something like this
    Spoiler:

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    Oh yeah, baby. Stuff without tops.

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    PS. Don't GIS "biro," the first two results are beyond NSFW :(

    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin. His father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his sister. Lego. They're all made of fucking lego.
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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    PS. Don't GIS "biro," the first two results are beyond NSFW :(
    "Continuous contravention"

    hahahahaha

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  • Regicid3Regicid3 Registered User
    edited December 2007
    Barcardi wrote: »
    youporn is apparently a real site

    i am in awe

    I've been using that site for about four months now. It's just easier then waiting for downloads.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    We have opened the gates to Hell gentlemen. Now you reap what bitter fruits you have sown.

    NEVER COUNT OUT TOUCHDOWN TAWMMY BRADY.
    NO ONE DENIES THIS.
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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    So do we want this; lolpec.jpg


    Or this? moobs0919_210.jpg

    Also, for the love of god, do not googe man boobs

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    It doesn't actually need to be topless people. I know you guys are more creative than this. Come on, give it a chance and it could be spectacular. When have I ever failed you before?

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  • TubeTube Says some shit Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited December 2007
    zzulu is that you

    you have a nice torso

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    Or this could just be the Cardboard Tube's Gay Hook-Up thread, I guess.

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  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Here are a couple bids for the month of February:

    Topless 1:
    Spoiler:
    Topless 2:
    Spoiler:

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Rehab wrote: »
    Here are a couple bids for the month of February:

    Topless 1:
    Spoiler:
    Topless 2:
    Spoiler:

    That's a lotta IGN

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  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Yeah, I wish I could remove that watermark there but I don't have photoshop.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    What game is that anyway
    I hope it's not a new one
    because fuck that looks pixelly.

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    That's No More Heroes, a beat 'em up coming out for the Wii.

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    and I broke parole just to get to you
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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Hrm
    I can imagine it being fun and all because of the controllers but damnit. It reminds me of something from the PS1. PS2 at best.

    edit: after a second look, the second pic isn't so bad.

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Hrm
    I can imagine it being fun and all because of the controllers but damnit. It reminds me of something from the PS1. PS2 at best.

    There must be something wrong with your eyes. That isn't the best looking game out there but there's no way it looks as bad as you're saying.

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    and I broke parole just to get to you
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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I dunno, just look at the area around his head and his shoes in the first pic and tell me that doesn't look pretty fucking lame.

    japsig.jpg
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    it looks like Jetset Radio Future

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  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Its one of those games where it actually does look a lot better in motion.

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  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited December 2007
    and this is going to be one of those calendars that doesn't.

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  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    What if I view it while throwing my monitor across the room?

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Just remember to take video of you doing that

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User
    edited December 2007
    So basically guys will post themselves with no shirts on and fizban or redeemer will jerk off every one that they deem hot

    alright cool

    Based on numerous camwhore threads and PAcams the chance of me jerking anyone off is low

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User
    edited December 2007
    Also I'm not sure what your criticism is because hot people deserve praise

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  • skinny87skinny87 Registered User
    edited December 2007
    what about taking off trousers?

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited December 2007
    Harsh.

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    skinny87 wrote: »
    what about taking off trousers?

    If you do a handstand they'll be your "top" so off they go!

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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Topless Calendar is a good idea


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  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    This won't end well.

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