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Normally Woot! has one item per day. When a Wootoff is happening, they keep throwing up new items every time an item sells out.
For certain reasons, Woot's main page tends to be a bit unreliable when these are going on. Because of this, people have made woot trackers, which automatically keep up to date and serve as mirrors. Normally I would recommend Wootalyzer, but it seems to be broken right now. I don't really know of any others, so feel free to suggest, and I'll link them here.
The actual purpose of the refreshers is to keep traffic load off of the main page, though they do hold what the current item is/reasonably accurate quantity information as well. Rather than spamming F5, let the refresher check the site once every X number of seconds (it's lined up almost perfectly to be right on time with the site's refreshes, which are around every 20 to 30 seconds [the checkers know]).
Whenever the Oreck air filter comes up, I'm always tempted to buy one. Then I read the reviews all over the internet and quickly change my mind.
My BOC from the last woot-off arrived last on Monday. I wonder if this will be the woot off where they throw some cool stuff into the BOCs for Christmas cheer.
I have $135 dollars to my name. I need this money.
I hate woot so bad.
Just go to bed and don't think about it.
Project 25.01 final message
We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME " moment. I wasn't ready. My code wasn't compiled yet. Our plans weren't setup yet!Sentient programs rarely run into other sentient programs.
Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
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I have $135 dollars to my name. I need this money.
I hate woot so bad.
Just go to bed and don't think about it.
I wont sleep if I do that.
Self control man. Just think about how you need that money and why you need to go to sleep and/or do something else.
Project 25.01 final message
We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME " moment. I wasn't ready. My code wasn't compiled yet. Our plans weren't setup yet!Sentient programs rarely run into other sentient programs.
Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
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goddammit, they sold out of the item i wanted before i could finish registration. motherfuckers!
Which one?
Project 25.01 final message
We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME " moment. I wasn't ready. My code wasn't compiled yet. Our plans weren't setup yet!Sentient programs rarely run into other sentient programs.
Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
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i wanted the phillips 1 gb mp3 player voice recorder. i was thinking it might be useful for dictation or what not. or when i want to get people to confess to crimes or something (like veronica mars - she's my hero). hahaha.
This radar detector should be picking up my clear annoyance that it is a pile of garbage.
Project 25.01 final message
We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME " moment. I wasn't ready. My code wasn't compiled yet. Our plans weren't setup yet!Sentient programs rarely run into other sentient programs.
Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
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i wanted the phillips 1 gb mp3 player voice recorder. i was thinking it might be useful for dictation or what not. or when i want to get people to confess to crimes or something (like veronica mars - she's my hero). hahaha.
Dang that sucks. I was tempted at that surround sound speakers for 60$ and that 0.99$ keyboard but it wasn't in the cards for me.
Project 25.01 final message
We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME " moment. I wasn't ready. My code wasn't compiled yet. Our plans weren't setup yet!Sentient programs rarely run into other sentient programs.
Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
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Go on, I know you’re wondering. Go ahead and ask. You want to know what happened to my eye, right?
It was a stormy evening, chilly, a lot like tonight. I went down to my basement to get a side of venison out of my meat freezer when I noticed that one of my basement windows was cracked. I supposed I might as well measure the thing while I was down there, so’s I’d know how big a pane of glass I’d need to replace it. But darned if I couldn’t find my tape measure. I looked everywhere for it, and I was just about to give up when I saw something I’ll never forget.
There it was, on the shelf above the croquet set, glowing pearly white. It was the biggest, most beautiful tape measure I’d ever seen. I didn’t wonder where it came from – I was too drawn to it, too entranced by its magic. I had to go to it, to take it in my hand, to measure stuff with it. It had a hold on me.
I lifted it – so light, almost like it climbed into my hand on its own. I felt like we floated together over to the broken window, and it seemed to unfurl like a flag in the breeze. In no time at all, I found the dimensions of the broken pane – 13†by 27â€, it was – and clicked the button to reel it back in.
I know how this sounds. But it lunged. That’s the only way I can describe it. The tape lunged at my eye, and cut the eyeball with the sharp tape edge. I think I mighta caught that little metal tab on the end, too. Of course, I screamed in pain and grabbed my eye. I heard the tape measure clatter to the floor. I blacked out. I woke up in the hospital, and they told me they’d had to remove the eye.
After I got back home, I crawled around the basement for two days. I looked in every corner, under every piece of furniture, behind every box. I never found that lovely, mysterious, deadly tape measure. I don’t know where it came from or why it attacked me. And frankly, I don’t want to. I’m just glad to be alive.
Now I play it safe with the Performance Tools W5746 Point-N-Measure Digital Tape Measure. It measures distances up to 50 feet electronically. It can freeze measurements in its memory, and it shuts off automatically after five minutes, so it doesn’t waste the 9-volt battery. And most importantly, it doesn’t contain any potentially blinding tape. I’ve still got one good eye, and I intend to keep it.
And then there’s “Pimp Modeâ€. In “Pimp Modeâ€, the whole thing goes crazy like ELO crashed into P-Funk. Every light flashes and blinks, and it automatically turns on at 7:00pm and goes until 1:00am. IT CANNOT BE TURNED OFF UNTIL ONE IN THE MORNING. Even after that, if you press the time display button between 1:00am and 7:00pm, it will light up, once a minute, for twelve minutes. That’s “Pimp Modeâ€. It’s brilliant.
And then there’s “Pimp Mode”. In “Pimp Mode”, the whole thing goes crazy like ELO crashed into P-Funk. Every light flashes and blinks, and it automatically turns on at 7:00pm and goes until 1:00am. IT CANNOT BE TURNED OFF UNTIL ONE IN THE MORNING. Even after that, if you press the time display button between 1:00am and 7:00pm, it will light up, once a minute, for twelve minutes. That’s “Pimp Mode”. It’s brilliant.
My father just bought a Roomba for that price on a regular Woot day.
I was going to name it Chibi Roomba, butthen I found out that E, from XBox Live/the Major Nelson Podcast, already named HIS roomba that, so now I feel unoriginal.
Shit. I've never wanted a Roomba before right now. I keep thinking "Christmas gift for my wife" but I might as well get her a bowling ball that says "Homer" on it.
Shit. I've never wanted a Roomba before right now. I keep thinking "Christmas gift for my wife" but I might as well get her a bowling ball that says "Homer" on it.
Buying your SO a vacuum cleaner for Christmas, even a vacuum cleaner that operates itself, is not advisable. Unless you hate sex and never want to have it again.
there's like 20 models of Roomba on the official iRobot website. The most expensive one is like $400 but the cheapest is already just $110. I can't tell which model this Woot-off one is. I would assume the cheapest? in which case, it's not really a bargain.
there's like 20 models of Roomba on the official iRobot website. The most expensive one is like $400 but the cheapest is already just $110. I can't tell which model this Woot-off one is. I would assume the cheapest? in which case, it's not really a bargain.
Shit. I've never wanted a Roomba before right now. I keep thinking "Christmas gift for my wife" but I might as well get her a bowling ball that says "Homer" on it.
Buying your SO a vacuum cleaner for Christmas, even a vacuum cleaner that operates itself, is not advisable. Unless you hate sex and never want to have it again.
These are very wise words. You're right. Hell, when we got married I registered for a $500 dyson vacuum cleaner. She asked me why, saying I'd never use it. She'd always be the one using it. I got mad and assured her that wasn't true. One year later, we have the $500 dyson vacuum and I've used it once. She ended up really liking it though.
Edit: Yeah, I just remembered what our two year old Husky did to Robosapien. No way in hell am I leaving him alone in the house with a Roomba that could wake up at any minute and start cleaning.
Yeah, I really don't understand the desire for Roombas. Maybe it will change once I get my own house, and it takes more than like 2 minutes for me to vacuum my entire living space.
Yeah, I really don't understand the desire for Roombas. Maybe it will change once I get my own house, and it takes more than like 2 minutes for me to vacuum my entire living space.
Yeah. If it went up stairs.. I would love mine even more than I already do.
Yeah, I really don't understand the desire for Roombas. Maybe it will change once I get my own house, and it takes more than like 2 minutes for me to vacuum my entire living space.
I bit the bullet and ordered one... I live in a 1 bedroom apartment with 2 cats. at the very least it will clean up their litter kickings which I'm often too lazy to do on a regular basis.
Not to drag the thread OT but I bought one of those $500 Dysons a couple of years ago, too. That's probably the best $500 I ever spent. I have pets and it absolutely cuts through all of the hair/dirt they leave behind. Makes keeping my place somewhat clean so, so much easier.
A Roomba I can't really use - but a Scooba I would be all over.
Shit. I've never wanted a Roomba before right now. I keep thinking "Christmas gift for my wife" but I might as well get her a bowling ball that says "Homer" on it.
Buying your SO a vacuum cleaner for Christmas, even a vacuum cleaner that operates itself, is not advisable. Unless you hate sex and never want to have it again.
Are you allowed to buy Christmas presents for "the house"?
I don't know the rules of these things, but I imagine thatmaybe you could get something else for your wife, and then claim that the roomba is a gift to the house itself, because it will keep it clean.
Yeah, I really don't understand the desire for Roombas. Maybe it will change once I get my own house, and it takes more than like 2 minutes for me to vacuum my entire living space.
It is a robot that does your housework for you.
It is not about it being some super functional thing, it is about it being a robot.
I'm always tempted to by the Roomba for my Stepmom... But $99 is a bit much. Is it loud? Bah I won't do it... The dog will probably flip out and attack it because he's retarded like that.
Not to drag the thread OT but I bought one of those $500 Dysons a couple of years ago, too. That's probably the best $500 I ever spent. I have pets and it absolutely cuts through all of the hair/dirt they leave behind. Makes keeping my place somewhat clean so, so much easier.
A Roomba I can't really use - but a Scooba I would be all over.
You're not kidding. That Dyson does a hell of a job. Especially in the summer when Husky hair is all over the place.
As for the Roomba being a gift for the house, that might fly if we actually end up buying the house we're in, but for now we're renting so the house isn't getting shit. I bought my wife a Canon Digital Rebel (Not the XT because I'm an idiot and don't know how to use Ebay) so that's the wife's Christmas gift.
Yeah, I really don't understand the desire for Roombas. Maybe it will change once I get my own house, and it takes more than like 2 minutes for me to vacuum my entire living space.
It is a robot that does your housework for you.
It is not about it being some super functional thing, it is about it being a robot.
I'm hoping my roomba will help me keep the floor a little more clear than I have been lately.
Maybe I'll name it. Captain Suckington sounds like a good name.
Yeah, I really don't understand the desire for Roombas. Maybe it will change once I get my own house, and it takes more than like 2 minutes for me to vacuum my entire living space.
It is a robot that does your housework for you.
It is not about it being some super functional thing, it is about it being a robot.
I'm hoping my roomba will help me keep the floor a little more clear than I have been lately.
Maybe I'll name it. Captain Suckington sounds like a good name.
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Whenever the Oreck air filter comes up, I'm always tempted to buy one. Then I read the reviews all over the internet and quickly change my mind.
I hate woot so bad.
Just go to bed and don't think about it.
We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME
Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
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I wont sleep if I do that.
Self control man. Just think about how you need that money and why you need to go to sleep and/or do something else.
We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME
Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
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Which one?
We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME
Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
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We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME
Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
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Dang that sucks. I was tempted at that surround sound speakers for 60$ and that 0.99$ keyboard but it wasn't in the cards for me.
We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME
Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
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And then there’s “Pimp Modeâ€. In “Pimp Modeâ€, the whole thing goes crazy like ELO crashed into P-Funk. Every light flashes and blinks, and it automatically turns on at 7:00pm and goes until 1:00am. IT CANNOT BE TURNED OFF UNTIL ONE IN THE MORNING. Even after that, if you press the time display button between 1:00am and 7:00pm, it will light up, once a minute, for twelve minutes. That’s “Pimp Modeâ€. It’s brilliant.
^A watch function. Completely serious.
I purchased that watch.
I was going to name it Chibi Roomba, butthen I found out that E, from XBox Live/the Major Nelson Podcast, already named HIS roomba that, so now I feel unoriginal.
It's flippin sweet.
Buying your SO a vacuum cleaner for Christmas, even a vacuum cleaner that operates itself, is not advisable. Unless you hate sex and never want to have it again.
It's the scheduler which is worth the dough.
These are very wise words. You're right. Hell, when we got married I registered for a $500 dyson vacuum cleaner. She asked me why, saying I'd never use it. She'd always be the one using it. I got mad and assured her that wasn't true. One year later, we have the $500 dyson vacuum and I've used it once. She ended up really liking it though.
Edit: Yeah, I just remembered what our two year old Husky did to Robosapien. No way in hell am I leaving him alone in the house with a Roomba that could wake up at any minute and start cleaning.
Siberian Huskies hate robots.
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Yeah. If it went up stairs.. I would love mine even more than I already do.
I bit the bullet and ordered one... I live in a 1 bedroom apartment with 2 cats. at the very least it will clean up their litter kickings which I'm often too lazy to do on a regular basis.
A Roomba I can't really use - but a Scooba I would be all over.
Are you allowed to buy Christmas presents for "the house"?
I don't know the rules of these things, but I imagine thatmaybe you could get something else for your wife, and then claim that the roomba is a gift to the house itself, because it will keep it clean.
It is a robot that does your housework for you.
It is not about it being some super functional thing, it is about it being a robot.
TOTALLY ought to be their ad campaign.
You're not kidding. That Dyson does a hell of a job. Especially in the summer when Husky hair is all over the place.
As for the Roomba being a gift for the house, that might fly if we actually end up buying the house we're in, but for now we're renting so the house isn't getting shit. I bought my wife a Canon Digital Rebel (Not the XT because I'm an idiot and don't know how to use Ebay) so that's the wife's Christmas gift.
I'm hoping my roomba will help me keep the floor a little more clear than I have been lately.
Maybe I'll name it. Captain Suckington sounds like a good name.
Sir Sucksalot.