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Yo, ho, yo, ho/ a [Chat]ter's life for me

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Hm.

    I look that "leave Britney alone" guy when I wear makeup.
    I think real gay people of America need to put out a hit on him.
    Or at least tie him up.
    He is damaging our image.

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Hm.

    I look that "leave Britney alone" guy when I wear makeup.

    I came very close to writing a post telling you that you need to change "read" to "readen" in your sig.

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Jesus, it really sucks to be some of you guys here.

    A statement which I'm sure will make said people feel much better about life...
    What does that mean?
    Also, goodnight everyone.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Hm.

    I look that "leave Britney alone" guy when I wear makeup.

    pics or it didn't happen

  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    Hm.

    I look that "leave Britney alone" guy when I wear makeup.
    I think real gay people of America need to put out a hit on him.
    Or at least tie him up.
    He is damaging our image.
    Man if gays had to make a hit list of every homo who's damaging your image it would be a long fucking list.

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  • GimGim A fisherman always spots another fisherman from afar Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Jesus, it really sucks to be some of you guys here.

    A statement which I'm sure will make said people feel much better about life...

    :whistle:
    Grey skies are gonna clear up
    Put on a happy face!

    :whistle:

    *weeps*

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  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Hm.

    I look that "leave Britney alone" guy when I wear makeup.
    I think real gay people of America need to put out a hit on him.
    Or at least tie him up.
    He is damaging our image.
    Man if gays had to make a hit list of every homo who's damaging your image it would be a long fucking list.

    Not as long as the list of straight people fucking up straight people's image would be.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Jesus, it really sucks to be some of you guys here.

    A statement which I'm sure will make said people feel much better about life...

    My life will be pretty awesome if I can get through to my local lady friend that being jealous of my intent to make out with another lady friend is best dealt with via makeouts rather than continual kiss bans.

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  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Jesus, it really sucks to be some of you guys here.

    A statement which I'm sure will make said people feel much better about life...

    My life will be pretty awesome if I can get through to my local lady friend that being jealous of my intent to make out with another lady friend is best dealt with via makeouts rather than continual kiss bans.

    Too bad you can't.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Church wrote: »
    Too bad you can't.

    I have the most confusing relationships ever.

    Things made more sense when she wanted to drug and rape me. :|

    -

    Top paged... awkward...

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    Too bad you can't.

    I have the most confusing relationships ever.

    Things made more sense when she wanted to drug and rape me. :|

    Hawt

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  • JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    My girlfriend just suggested to me an anime about little girls who are "adopted' by the Italian government, then psychologically conditioned and cybernetically enhanced, isolated from society and used as political and anti-terrorist extra-judicial assassins.

    Why would I want to watch that?

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Fighting the War on String Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Honestly your situation with women cenj is somehow more distressing than oboro's entire life

    I've gotten to the point where I gloss over it and pretend not to hear.

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Church wrote: »
    My girlfriend just suggested to me an anime about little girls who are "adopted' by the Italian government, then psychologically conditioned and cybernetically enhanced, isolated from society and used as political and anti-terrorist extra-judicial assassins.

    Why would I want to watch that?

    Gunslinger Girls?

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  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User
    edited December 2007
    Hello, [chat]. How is everyone today?

    Preacher wrote: »
    Something tells me this story ends up with Ballbaggins fucking his house again.
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Honestly your situation with women cenj is somehow more distressing than oboro's entire life

    I've gotten to the point where I gloss over it and pretend not to hear.

    When I am famous it will be because of my autobiography.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    Too bad you can't.

    I have the most confusing relationships ever.

    Things made more sense when she wanted to drug and rape me. :|

    -

    Top paged... awkward...

    One of these days you'll get laid Fireguy and then maybe eventually you'll realize that all this bullshit you're building around sex and relationships is just ridiculous. I mean - sex is good - it really is. But it's not that good.

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  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Honestly your situation with women cenj is somehow more distressing than oboro's entire life

    I've gotten to the point where I gloss over it and pretend not to hear.

    When I am famous it will be because of my autobiography.

    For the love of Jiminy Cricket, shut up.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Fighting the War on String Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Will said it a bit better than me.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Hello, [chat]. How is everyone today?

    I am pretty good. How are you, MrBallbaggins?

  • GimGim A fisherman always spots another fisherman from afar Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Slap on a few references, type up a quick reference page, and off to sleep I go.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Honestly at this point I'm pretty much just drifting amidst the craziness. I've only ever asked a girl out once, and was instantly rejected. Everything else has basically been me getting pounced at and then the long drawn out repercussions.

    --

    Church: Hi5

    --

    So. What is everyone doing for the Holidays?

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  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    Too bad you can't.

    I have the most confusing relationships ever.

    Things made more sense when she wanted to drug and rape me. :|

    -

    Top paged... awkward...

    One of these days you'll get laid Fireguy and then maybe eventually you'll realize that all this bullshit you're building around sex and relationships is just ridiculous. I mean - sex is good - it really is. But it's not that good.

    If he really wanted to just get laid, he'd just get laid. He doesn't want sex, he wants a serious emotional connection someone that develops to the point that the two of them decide to consecrate the relationship with sex.

    Or, maybe he just wants sex but is retarded.

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Church wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    Too bad you can't.

    I have the most confusing relationships ever.

    Things made more sense when she wanted to drug and rape me. :|

    -

    Top paged... awkward...

    One of these days you'll get laid Fireguy and then maybe eventually you'll realize that all this bullshit you're building around sex and relationships is just ridiculous. I mean - sex is good - it really is. But it's not that good.

    If he really wanted to just get laid, he'd just get laid. He doesn't want sex, he wants a serious emotional connection someone that develops to the point that the two of them decide to consecrate the relationship with sex.

    Well, that's just silly.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Getting sex around here is the easiest thing in the world.

    Being able to be proud of who you had sex with? No.

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  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User
    edited December 2007
    James wrote: »
    Hello, [chat]. How is everyone today?

    I am pretty good. How are you, MrBallbaggins?

    I am slightly enraged, but otherwise hungover.

    Preacher wrote: »
    Something tells me this story ends up with Ballbaggins fucking his house again.
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    James wrote: »
    Hello, [chat]. How is everyone today?

    I am pretty good. How are you, MrBallbaggins?

    I am slightly enraged, but otherwise hungover.

    You are such a hillbilly, Baggins.

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  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    What is happening to your sig Spectre?

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Fighting the War on String Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Buuuut you're proud of making out with them?

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  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User
    edited December 2007
    Yeah? Well, your new avatar sucks, and I miss the old one.

    Preacher wrote: »
    Something tells me this story ends up with Ballbaggins fucking his house again.
  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Yeah? Well, your new avatar sucks, and I miss the old one.

    I concur.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Buuuut you're proud of making out with them?

    What?

    No.

    I import.

    So far mostly from another Hemisphere.

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  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I need to buy clothes. I hate buying clothes.

    BNet-Vari#1998 | WiiU-Variable | 3DS-3866-8105-7478 | Steam | Twitch
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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited December 2007
    Church wrote: »
    My girlfriend just suggested to me an anime about little girls who are "adopted' by the Italian government, then psychologically conditioned and cybernetically enhanced, isolated from society and used as political and anti-terrorist extra-judicial assassins.

    Why would I want to watch that?

    Oh, Gunslinger Girl. Yeah, that shit was too messed up for me. The main character in Full Metal Panic was a child-soldier, but now he serves voluntarily with a secret non-government-affiliated mercenary-unit called Mithril basically fighting evil all over the world. You know, stopping the sorts of conflicts you were used in with superior badass hardware. And trying to figure out how high-school/normal life works, because soldiering is all he's ever done. And his C.O. in the first season is a hot asian Marine. Plus easily among the best real-robot type giant-robot fighting out there. In the first ten minutes the main character takes out a Hind by throwing a giant-robot-sized knife at it. And it's funny sometimes, but as long as you stick to the one with a ! instead of a ? it's still essentially a drama, the one with the ? is nearly entirely retarded slapstick humour with generic children's-programming plots and absolutely no giant-robot fighting.

    Edit: Basically I thought you would find that to be the most positive application of the whole child-soldier thing possible.

    Edit 2: His girl doesn't bite though, she just hits him a lot.

    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • JasocoJasoco Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    Too bad you can't.

    I have the most confusing relationships ever.

    Things made more sense when she wanted to drug and rape me. :|
    You have confusing relationships. At least you have them. I have confusing time just trying to get into them.

    I pretty much ruined a 4 year friendship with a girl that sent me signals that apparently weren't really there. We were the best of friends. We flirted all the time. We did everything normal people do when they like each other. I feel for her hard. She became my whole world. But I waited too long to say anything. Finally I find the nerve. She drops the bomb on me that she doesn't feel the same way. Twice. A year apart each time. Her fault. Rather than say the first time "I don't feel the same way" she said "Maybe when I finish school." So I waited. A year. And over that year I kind of became too open with my feelings for her. It got to the point she had everyone asking her when she was going to go out with me. I never meant for that to happen. I was too in love to see what the hell I was doing to her. It wasn't like she came to me and said "It's got to stop". She never told me no. But I should have seen it there. Finally a year almost exactly after I told her how I felt I wrote her a note. A long heart felt note. I used my best handwriting ever. I took my time. I planned it all out. I wrote neatly, and I folded it up in a nice envelope and I gave it to her. By proxy. A week later I asked her about it. She tried to avoid the question. But then she told me the truth. She never read the letter. She "knew what was in it". Then she reached into my chest like Temple of Doom and ripped out my heart once again. Threw it down on the ground. Stomped on it. Then disappeared from my life. Now it's all awkward and I rarely see her anymore. I haven't seen her in months, and at this point, I'd give anything just to see her face one more time.

    She didn't disappear completely by any means. She works at the CVS in town and lives literally a thousand feet down the street from me. Right in my neighborhood. And I could easily walk into her place of business and apologize. Or stop by her house. But I can't. And it's eating me inside.

    I'd give anything to see her again just one more time. But I can't walk to her place of work because I know that the second I walk through the doors, I will forget everything I wanted to say to her. I have to count on a chance encounter. Which has only happened twice since she left.

    It's failures like this that lower my self esteem and confidence to the point that I'm afraid to even get close to anyone anymore.


    And that's my bedtime story for today. Maybe later I'll tell the one about the girl who got away.

    Jragghen wrote: »
    Steve Holt!
    FINALLY! An Arrested Development reference. I was starting to think only NeoGAF had ever seen the show. What with there being a new thread about it every damn week.

  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Church wrote: »
    What is happening to your sig Spectre?

    His team is dying in a phalla.

    Nice av though, Spec :P

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Variable wrote: »
    I need to buy clothes. I hate buying clothes.

    Just eat more food and grow more hair.

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    Jasoco: Um.. Hi5?

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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    His sig is part of a phalla.

    Incenj... drugged and raped? Sure you're not hyping the charges? Maybe she just wanted sex and thought you'd be less tense (more coercible) with drugs.

    And, Mrballbaggins is a hillbilly?

  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Church wrote: »
    My girlfriend just suggested to me an anime about little girls who are "adopted' by the Italian government, then psychologically conditioned and cybernetically enhanced, isolated from society and used as political and anti-terrorist extra-judicial assassins.

    Why would I want to watch that?

    You have to, though. Cookies and pie, remember?

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