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New comic. Once again for the last time. Dec 12th

SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless.Registered User regular
edited December 2007 in Social Entropy++
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This is my last new comic.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I didn't know Manifest went to the dinner

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    so, the auction? they raised like $225,000.

    At one point, they were just bidding on who could bid the highest. No item, just a competition to see who could donate the most.

    They turned down more than two people willing to donate ten thousand dollars so that one dude could donate fifteen.

    THey are bad at math, it would seem.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    May as well keep bumping this since some people are gonna be posting the topic over and over again tonight.

    So why is this your last new comic thread, Sil?

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Sil, don't leave us.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I quit my job today. I will no longer be at a computer and able to access the wonderful peeenies arcades at new comic time :(


    My new employers are somewhat strict on the old interwebbing, and don't appreciate cocks and dicks everywhere. Their loss I guess :)

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Dammit I lose

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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    The hell's Cryosanth

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Then lets make this the cockingest, dickiest thread EVAH!

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    dang it Sil

    I... I got something in my eye

    It's nothing

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Tycho is such a cad

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I don't quite get this.

    Are the names of any significance, or are they just random weird names?

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Oh man, the guy from The Flaming Lips is in this comic! Awesome!

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    also, some dude paid like six grand for a box full of random crap that companies donated that wasn't appropriate for kids.

    then, he offered it up for auction as to whether or not he would ever open it.

    bidding went back and forth, much to the surprise of gabe and tycho, and he ended up opening it after thirteen hundred dollars were offered to do so.

    which means someone was willing to pay twelve hundred dollars to not let a dude open a box of crap.

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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    I recognize Maelbolgia but that's about it.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    I don't quite get this.

    Are the names of any significance, or are they just random weird names?

    tycho slipped gabe a cheat sheet that has false and wildly inappropriate and improbable names for peoples' wives.

    this ain't rocket surgery, chief.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    this is the only Google result for Cryosanth

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Obbi wrote: »
    I recognize Maelbolgia but that's about it.

    Well, Cryosanth is a googlewhack. except with only one word.

    Fuck I suck at this, its all the emotion.


    Edit, goddammit CD.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited December 2007
    also, some dude paid like six grand for a box full of random crap that companies donated that wasn't appropriate for kids.

    then, he offered it up for auction as to whether or not he would ever open it.

    bidding went back and forth, much to the surprise of gabe and tycho, and he ended up opening it after thirteen hundred dollars were offered to do so.

    which means someone was willing to pay twelve hundred dollars to not let a dude open a box of crap.

    that's awesome

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I don't quite get this.

    Are the names of any significance, or are they just random weird names?

    tycho slipped gabe a cheat sheet that has false and wildly inappropriate and improbable names for peoples' wives.

    this ain't rocket surgery, chief.

    I am going to take the high road and say that Tycho gave Gabe a piece of paper with the female attendees game handles, along with the wrong names of their dates/husbands to cause fights.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    also, some dude paid like six grand for a box full of random crap that companies donated that wasn't appropriate for kids.

    then, he offered it up for auction as to whether or not he would ever open it.

    bidding went back and forth, much to the surprise of gabe and tycho, and he ended up opening it after thirteen hundred dollars were offered to do so.

    which means someone was willing to pay twelve hundred dollars to not let a dude open a box of crap.

    that's awesome

    it was goddamn hilarious.

    some guy paid fucking thirteen grand to have his name in a star wars comic

    like, after eleven grand, gabe and tycho were pretty much like "okay, we're tired of counting these imaginary huge numbers, you guys figure it out, because holy shit this is insane."

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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    Obviously Gabe is gonna have to come in here and explain it to us

    by law

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I don't quite get this.

    Are the names of any significance, or are they just random weird names?

    tycho slipped gabe a cheat sheet that has false and wildly inappropriate and improbable names for peoples' wives.

    this ain't rocket surgery, chief.

    It's more like "Is there more?" "Are there hidden bonus references in there somewhere?"

    "Is this comic actually a Pixar movie?"

    The answer is no, I think. I'm willing to accept that the answer is no.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    also, not kidding, they were fucking clamoring to keep bidding on shit.

    by the end, there were offers of more than a few thousand dollars for gabe and tycho to remove their pants.

    for the kids.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Fiz wrote: »
    I don't quite get this.

    Are the names of any significance, or are they just random weird names?

    tycho slipped gabe a cheat sheet that has false and wildly inappropriate and improbable names for peoples' wives.

    this ain't rocket surgery, chief.

    I am going to take the high road and say that Tycho gave Gabe a piece of paper with the female attendees game handles, along with the wrong names of their dates/husbands to cause fights.

    That's what's bothering me.

    There are multiple angles to this joke and I'm not sure which one to laugh at.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    also, not kidding, they were fucking clamoring to keep bidding on shit.

    by the end, there were offers of more than a few thousand dollars for gabe and tycho to remove their pants.

    for the kids.

    I'm surprised the offer was for Gabe and Tycho and not Khoo. It seems like Khoo is where the money is at.

    For the kids, of course

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    yeah, I get the comic but it ain't so funny as the last few have been in my own opinion

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited December 2007
    also, not kidding, they were fucking clamoring to keep bidding on shit.

    by the end, there were offers of more than a few thousand dollars for gabe and tycho to remove their pants.

    for the kids.

    well

    DID THEY DO IT

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    RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    This comic speaks to me.

    I have always sucked with peoples names.

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Yeah, at one point, while they were still bidding on actual things, I leaned over to Rank and said "Next up for bid is the opportunity to jerk yourself off."

    And then some guy pretty much bid fifteen fucking grand for more or less exactly that.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    also, not kidding, they were fucking clamoring to keep bidding on shit.

    by the end, there were offers of more than a few thousand dollars for gabe and tycho to remove their pants.

    for the kids.

    Our people are the best people.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    Fiz wrote: »
    also, not kidding, they were fucking clamoring to keep bidding on shit.

    by the end, there were offers of more than a few thousand dollars for gabe and tycho to remove their pants.

    for the kids.

    I'm surprised the offer was for Gabe and Tycho and not Khoo. It seems like Khoo is where the money is at.

    For the kids, of course

    khoo wasn't the one on stage

    the auction was a lot of fun, and i bid on a bunch of items that went out of my price range pretty damn fast. I actually felt a little bad, like my ticket was free and I didn't donate a damn dollar while I was there, as there was nothing to purchase, and that my ticket would have been better given to one of the other ridiculously goddamn wealthy motherfuckers that seemed to be popping out of the fucking woodwork.

    Seriously, shit was nutty. The live auction, by the end, gabe could have sold his left shoe for six grand, not even goddamn kidding.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    also, not kidding, they were fucking clamoring to keep bidding on shit.

    by the end, there were offers of more than a few thousand dollars for gabe and tycho to remove their pants.

    for the kids.

    well

    DID THEY DO IT

    hell naw

    tycho gots hells of body image issues, is my guess, or was trying to look all dignified, what with standing on an extremely well-lit glass-lined walkway overlooking a very busy downtown seattle



    what I'm getting at here is that he pussed out

    for kids

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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    Rank that is the most absurd thing I've ever heard

    I'd hate the bastards you're talkin' about if it wasn't some charity thing

    granted I still hate them a lil'

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The auction for the halo stuff got pretty insane when, as a surprise, the CEO of Bungie, or something, offered to add in some Halo Armor. That went for many a grand.

    And everyone liked the tie Mully loaned me.

    Except Rank, Jordyn, and Fram.

    And we sat with the Desert Bus guys.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited December 2007
    man

    i tell you what

    i would have dropped my shorts for free

    for the kids

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    RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Damn, that auction sounds like good times.

    People bidding on shit just for the sake of bidding and wanting to donate money.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    Obbi wrote: »
    Rank that is the most absurd thing I've ever heard

    I'd hate the bastards you're talkin' about if it wasn't some charity thing

    granted I still hate them a lil'

    yeah, those fuckin dicks

    givin all that money to fuckin sick kids

    what did sick kids ever give to the wold?

    cholera, that's what

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    man

    i tell you what

    i would have dropped my shorts for free

    for the kids

    which is why it is a miracle you are still allowed near your own

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    RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Say Jimmy, have you ever seen a naked man before?
    (Probably fucked that up, I haven't seen Airplane in awhile)

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    It's

    "Billy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

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