Improper Replies

Mysst

Larlar wrote: »

Khavall wrote: »

Larlar wrote: »

Mysst wrote: »

not uhng-ta?

This post deserved way more adulation than it received.

Maybe if you quote it on the bottom of the page it'll help.

How about twice?

Let's go for a hat trick!

Dislexic

I've accidently laughed at something not even I found funny. It was to something really appalling, actually.

My dad had ALS and as a result occasionally laughed at sad times and vice versa. That was always weird.

Larlar

Mysst wrote: »

Larlar wrote: »

Khavall wrote: »

Larlar wrote: »

Mysst wrote: »

not uhng-ta?

This post deserved way more adulation than it received.

Maybe if you quote it on the bottom of the page it'll help.

How about twice?

Let's go for a hat trick!

Too soon!

Matatat

Keith wrote: »

i wish i could just....release my inhibitions

and feel the rain on my skin

I would just like to mention that I enjoyed this post

I can't think of any improper replies, except all those times I answered a multiple choice question with yes or no

Metzger Meister

My brother once said he hated The Pogues and Flogging Molly and Irish music in general and I called him a cunt.


I think that may have been harsh.

khanate

tony_important wrote: »

Dadouw wrote: »

hahahahaha

superbad is awesome

are you at the part where that kid acts awkward?

oh wait...

I love this. How generic and repetitive could this movie get? Doesn't it have new fangled ideas like teenagers wanting to get drunk and have sex?

Dadouw

khanate wrote: »

tony_important wrote: »

Dadouw wrote: »

hahahahaha

superbad is awesome

are you at the part where that kid acts awkward?

oh wait...

I love this. How generic and repetitive could this movie get? Doesn't it have new fangled ideas like teenagers wanting to get drunk and have sex?

The story of my life so far

khanate

Dadouw wrote: »

khanate wrote: »

tony_important wrote: »

Dadouw wrote: »

hahahahaha

superbad is awesome

are you at the part where that kid acts awkward?

oh wait...

I love this. How generic and repetitive could this movie get? Doesn't it have new fangled ideas like teenagers wanting to get drunk and have sex?

The story of my life so far

Then why do you need to see a film about it? That's what really bugged me about Superbad... I pretty much live it.

Dadouw

khanate wrote: »

Dadouw wrote: »

khanate wrote: »

tony_important wrote: »

Dadouw wrote: »

hahahahaha

superbad is awesome

are you at the part where that kid acts awkward?

oh wait...

I love this. How generic and repetitive could this movie get? Doesn't it have new fangled ideas like teenagers wanting to get drunk and have sex?

The story of my life so far

Then why do you need to see a film about it? That's what really bugged me about Superbad... I pretty much live it.

But they are nerds, and they are scoring with chicks

PotU

Metzger Meister wrote: »

My brother once said he hated The Pogues and Flogging Molly and Irish music in general and I called him a cunt.


I think that may have been harsh.

Nah, that pretty much makes him a cunt.

Kovak

if you thought superbad wasnt funny

you probably have brain aids

Khavall

So I have a question.

Is there any appropriate response to when a girl who you are just friends with says "I love you!"?

Because that seems to happen a lot. And when I automatically respond with "I love you too!" then other people seem to think I'm a man-whore. And if I don't then I feel like a bad egotistical person.

Kovak

i alternative between bad egotistical person and manwhore

redhead

"shut up baby I know it"

Kovak

i should start saying that

Dadouw

Khavall wrote: »

So I have a question.

Is there any appropriate response to when a girl who you are just friends with says "I love you!"?

Because that seems to happen a lot. And when I automatically respond with "I love you too!" then other people seem to think I'm a man-whore. And if I don't then I feel like a bad egotistical person.

I love you like she wants your babies or I love you '' your my friend and I need attention '' ?

khanate

I hate when girls say "I love you," there are other verbs that would not be received awkwardly.

Khavall

khanate wrote: »

I hate when girls say "I love you," there are other verbs that would not be received awkwardly.

I'm in theater. It happens like, daily for me. At least once a day.

And it's awkward when there are girls who are really nice to me who I see 4 hours a day or so and I can't tell if they have a crush on me or are just being theater people.

Kovak

the solution is to rape all of them

its the only way to be fair

Khavall

That may lessen the return gigs I get.

Air

pat them on the head and say 'love you too, kid' all nonchalant but also a little bit like a big brother

or even 'right back at ya'

ThatDudeOverThere

PotU wrote: »

Metzger Meister wrote: »

My brother once said he hated The Pogues and Flogging Molly and Irish music in general and I called him a cunt.


I think that may have been harsh.

Nah, that pretty much makes him a cunt.

If anything, you weren't harsh enough.

Captain Heavystein

I always wanted to dress up in a trenchcoat and fedora, black gloves and all, and try handing off a briefcase to a jogger in the park. If they ask why, I will have to come up with something like "Head to the peer. Papa won't forgive you for this one, red owl."

Khavall

Air wrote: »

pat them on the head and say 'love you too, kid' all nonchalant but also a little bit like a big brother

or even 'right back at ya'

Maybe I should mention that I am a total manslut and would totally get with like, 90% of them.

I just don't like to look like one.

Fiz

You know how some tacky restaurants will have a sheet of paper down on the table for the waiter to write their name on? I decided to be a brat and used the time when my sister was in the bathroom to write a couple bad words under her menu. When she was ordering she saw the words and read them out loud without thinking.

It was glorious.

Metzger Meister

ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »

PotU wrote: »

Metzger Meister wrote: »

My brother once said he hated The Pogues and Flogging Molly and Irish music in general and I called him a cunt.


I think that may have been harsh.

Nah, that pretty much makes him a cunt.

If anything, you weren't harsh enough.

I think it was mainly the way he said it. I was listening to The Dubliners doing Whiskey in the Jar and he said "WHAT IS THIS SHIT?" All snotty like, yeah?


So I played some other stuff for him, thinking maybe Whiskey in the Jar just wasn't his style. Then he called my musical taste shitty and I told him he was a soppy cum-filled stretched-open cunt.

Dadouw

man that girl is awesome

FreddyD

I went to a crowded college campus, so I had to navigate through a sea of people to get to my classes. One day I was walking along and I felt someone bump me really hard on my shoulder. So I halfway turned around and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" Everyone around me just stops and looks at me like I'm a monster. So I look back to make sure the person was okay.

Turns out, I just told a blind chick to watch where she was going.

She sat in front of me in my human sexual behavior class so I didn't say a word in that class for the rest of the year.

Wiseguy

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CTBOG5zyiuM

Metzger Meister

Oh god Wiseguy that is the most proper response EVER.

Wiseguy

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Metzger Meister

By which I mean that is a great video and thank you for making it known to me.

JayKaos

Wiseguy wrote: »

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Keith

hahahaha

so i just get a phonecall at 1:30 in the morning

"hi, this is checkpoint security, is this keith?"
"yes"
"hi we're just calling to let you know that the front motion sensor alarm was tripped at your store."
"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"okay?"
"well, uh, do i have to do something about it? there's not much i can do, it's 1:30"
"no we're just letting you know"
"oh......okay"
"thanks"

what the heck

Sars_Boy

hahaha, why would they call your home?

Keith

they called my cell

because i closed tonight so they call whoever was last there

Keith

a game probably fell off the wall

usually they tell me they notified the police

usually they tell me this like two minutes after i walk away from the store

Agent Cooper

Khavall wrote: »

khanate wrote: »

I hate when girls say "I love you," there are other verbs that would not be received awkwardly.

I'm in theater. It happens like, daily for me. At least once a day.

And it's awkward when there are girls who are really nice to me who I see 4 hours a day or so and I can't tell if they have a crush on me or are just being theater people.

theater girls are all screwed up in the head

actually all theater people are screwed up in the head and casually destroy the people around them

it's what they do