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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    And this morning, I learned what a "whale tail" is.

    Wow, you're kinda late to the party.

    Well, to be fair, it kind of changes meaning about every ten years...

    There are other meanings? Great. Confused again.

    As far as I know it was that huge hideous spoiler that they put on all the 911 Turbos in the '80s and maybe into the early '90s.

    It was huge and hideous... I had one on my 79 280ZX because I secretly wished it was a porsche, and I unsecretly was a huge car tool for a while... ::shame::

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I just think it's funny at how :shock: SHOCKED :shock: people get when they hear about 16 year olds having sex and having babies. Earth to people: that's when human beings start wanting to fuck. Human biology doesn't give a rat's ass about your puritanical and arbitrary concept of when "adulthood" starts. Human biology also goesn't give two shits what God may or may not think about waiting until marriage for sex. In essence, you need to stop with the ultra-conservative, unrealistic abstinance bullshit and start imparting relevant morals and relevant information at a relevant age.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Those things were called Beer Counters over here.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    I just think it's funny at how :shock: SHOCKED :shock: people get when they hear about 16 year olds having sex and having babies. Earth to people: that's when human beings start wanting to fuck. Human biology doesn't give a rat's ass about your puritanical and arbitrary concept of when "adulthood" starts. Human biology also goesn't give two shits what God may or may not think about waiting until marriage for sex. In essence, you need to stop with the ultra-conservative, unrealistic abstinance bullshit and start imparting relevant morals and relevant information at a relevant age.

    I'm shocked they didn't use a condom, that's all. Plus, in this case, I don't really care.
    Edit: At all.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Those things were called Beer Counters over here.

    Which is awesome, because, depending on the position, could also be used on both types of porshe... :winky:

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Those things were called Beer Counters over here.

    I did that once!

    99 bottles of beer on the wall,
    99 bottles of beer!
    Take one down,
    Pass it around,
    99 bottles of beer on the wall...

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Foxnews.com just reported that 68 percent of mexicans entering the US do it illegally... because it's foxnews.com.... That just has to be true, without any kind of stat tweaking.....

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    I just think it's funny at how :shock: SHOCKED :shock: people get when they hear about 16 year olds having sex and having babies. Earth to people: that's when human beings start wanting to fuck. Human biology doesn't give a rat's ass about your puritanical and arbitrary concept of when "adulthood" starts. Human biology also goesn't give two shits what God may or may not think about waiting until marriage for sex. In essence, you need to stop with the ultra-conservative, unrealistic abstinance bullshit and start imparting relevant morals and relevant information at a relevant age.

    I'm shocked they didn't use a condom, that's all. Plus, in this case, I don't really care.
    Edit: At all.
    I think that's the age when they'd be least likely to use a condom.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I like both your answers, Drez and Amateur. :P

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Forar is such a loser. He only has a level 65 shaman. LOSER!

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Haphazard wrote: »
    I'm shocked they didn't use a condom

    Do you remember what it is like to be 16? When I was that age, I made many stupid choices in order to have sex. Stupid hormones.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    I just think it's funny at how :shock: SHOCKED :shock: people get when they hear about 16 year olds having sex and having babies. Earth to people: that's when human beings start wanting to fuck. Human biology doesn't give a rat's ass about your puritanical and arbitrary concept of when "adulthood" starts. Human biology also goesn't give two shits what God may or may not think about waiting until marriage for sex. In essence, you need to stop with the ultra-conservative, unrealistic abstinance bullshit and start imparting relevant morals and relevant information at a relevant age.

    I'm shocked they didn't use a condom, that's all. Plus, in this case, I don't really care.
    Edit: At all.
    I think that's the age when they'd be least likely to use a condom.

    Ya think? It seems to be a question of education. Everything Drez posted is counterproductive to education.

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    poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Haphazard wrote: »
    I'm shocked they didn't use a condom

    Do you remember what it is like to be 16? When I was that age, I made many stupid choices in order to have sex. Stupid hormones.

    Better than me - I made lots of stupid choices and still didn't get any sex. Stupid social inadequacy.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Forar is such a loser. He only has a level 65 shaman. LOSER!

    I'm lvl 13.. I've gained one level every two weeks or so.. I'm kind of a lazy Wow player.

    I like to play Theme Wow.. I pretend it's lord of the rings and I just fucking walk around the map for three or four hours, then pick a crazy outnumbered fight and die.

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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I made it to level 70

    I kind of regret it now

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Haphazard wrote: »
    I'm shocked they didn't use a condom

    Do you remember what it is like to be 16? When I was that age, I made many stupid choices in order to have sex. Stupid hormones.

    We got clobbered with sex ed from around 14 to 16. I'd have risked a kick in the nuts should I have shown up without condoms. :P

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    I just think it's funny at how :shock: SHOCKED :shock: people get when they hear about 16 year olds having sex and having babies. Earth to people: that's when human beings start wanting to fuck. Human biology doesn't give a rat's ass about your puritanical and arbitrary concept of when "adulthood" starts. Human biology also goesn't give two shits what God may or may not think about waiting until marriage for sex. In essence, you need to stop with the ultra-conservative, unrealistic abstinance bullshit and start imparting relevant morals and relevant information at a relevant age.

    I'm shocked they didn't use a condom, that's all. Plus, in this case, I don't really care.
    Edit: At all.
    I think that's the age when they'd be least likely to use a condom.

    Ya think? It seems to be a question of education. Everything Drez posted is counterproductive to education.

    Wait, what? My post was meant to indicate that education is necessary: proper education that takes actual, realistic hormones and post-puberty psychology into account and suggests alternatives to the "sex is evil" crap we foist on children now.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Three more days until blessed 2 week freedom.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    I'm shocked they didn't use a condom

    Do you remember what it is like to be 16? When I was that age, I made many stupid choices in order to have sex. Stupid hormones.

    We got clobbered with sex ed from around 14 to 16. I'd have risked a kick in the nuts should I have shown up without condoms. :P

    You are not in America.

    Jamie Lynn is in America.

    The relevant sex-ed context here is "America."

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    precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I hope I get my AR-15 I asked for christmas.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    I just think it's funny at how :shock: SHOCKED :shock: people get when they hear about 16 year olds having sex and having babies. Earth to people: that's when human beings start wanting to fuck. Human biology doesn't give a rat's ass about your puritanical and arbitrary concept of when "adulthood" starts. Human biology also goesn't give two shits what God may or may not think about waiting until marriage for sex. In essence, you need to stop with the ultra-conservative, unrealistic abstinance bullshit and start imparting relevant morals and relevant information at a relevant age.

    I'm shocked they didn't use a condom, that's all. Plus, in this case, I don't really care.
    Edit: At all.
    I think that's the age when they'd be least likely to use a condom.

    Ya think? It seems to be a question of education. Everything Drez posted is counterproductive to education.

    Wait, what? My post was meant to indicate that education is necessary: proper education that takes actual, realistic hormones and post-puberty psychology into account and suggests alternatives to the "sex is evil" crap we foist on children now.

    My comment was not directed against you, but the practises described by you. It was my (rather awkwardly) way of saying: You're right!

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    I just think it's funny at how :shock: SHOCKED :shock: people get when they hear about 16 year olds having sex and having babies. Earth to people: that's when human beings start wanting to fuck. Human biology doesn't give a rat's ass about your puritanical and arbitrary concept of when "adulthood" starts. Human biology also goesn't give two shits what God may or may not think about waiting until marriage for sex. In essence, you need to stop with the ultra-conservative, unrealistic abstinance bullshit and start imparting relevant morals and relevant information at a relevant age.

    I'm shocked they didn't use a condom, that's all. Plus, in this case, I don't really care.
    Edit: At all.
    I think that's the age when they'd be least likely to use a condom.

    Ya think? It seems to be a question of education. Everything Drez posted is counterproductive to education.

    Wait, what? My post was meant to indicate that education is necessary: proper education that takes actual, realistic hormones and post-puberty psychology into account and suggests alternatives to the "sex is evil" crap we foist on children now.

    We can't just hand out condoms and say have fun either though.. There needs to be a nice balance, otherwise teen sex will rise, along with parental abuse when fathers start beating the shit out of their daughters boyfriends...

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    I just think it's funny at how :shock: SHOCKED :shock: people get when they hear about 16 year olds having sex and having babies. Earth to people: that's when human beings start wanting to fuck. Human biology doesn't give a rat's ass about your puritanical and arbitrary concept of when "adulthood" starts. Human biology also goesn't give two shits what God may or may not think about waiting until marriage for sex. In essence, you need to stop with the ultra-conservative, unrealistic abstinance bullshit and start imparting relevant morals and relevant information at a relevant age.

    I'm shocked they didn't use a condom, that's all. Plus, in this case, I don't really care.
    Edit: At all.
    I think that's the age when they'd be least likely to use a condom.

    Ya think? It seems to be a question of education. Everything Drez posted is counterproductive to education.

    Wait, what? My post was meant to indicate that education is necessary: proper education that takes actual, realistic hormones and post-puberty psychology into account and suggests alternatives to the "sex is evil" crap we foist on children now.

    My comment was not directed against you, but the practises described by you. It was my (rather awkwardly) way of saying: You're right!

    Oh, my bad.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    We can't just hand out condoms and say have fun either though.. There needs to be a nice balance, otherwise teen sex will rise, along with parental abuse when fathers start beating the shit out of their daughters boyfriends...

    A rise in teen sex doesn't seem like a bad thing to me.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Actually, I think condom use was more heavily propagated when I was in school as it is nowadays.

    Edit: Aids and syphilis is on the rise again. :(

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    We can't just hand out condoms and say have fun either though.. There needs to be a nice balance, otherwise teen sex will rise, along with parental abuse when fathers start beating the shit out of their daughters boyfriends...

    A rise in teen sex doesn't seem like a bad thing to me.

    I was more worried about the teen beatings... : )

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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Actually, I think condom use was more heavily propagated when I was in school as it is nowadays.
    How would you know? o_O

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Aldo wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Actually, I think condom use was more heavily propagated when I was in school as it is nowadays.
    How would you know? o_O

    He cruises the local grade school?

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Aldo wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Actually, I think condom use was more heavily propagated when I was in school as it is nowadays.
    How would you know? o_O

    Just personal experience. There also has to be a reason for the things in my edit.
    Or were you asking if I have any STDs? :o

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    We can't just hand out condoms and say have fun either though.. There needs to be a nice balance, otherwise teen sex will rise, along with parental abuse when fathers start beating the shit out of their daughters boyfriends...

    A rise in teen sex doesn't seem like a bad thing to me.

    I was more worried about the teen beatings... : )

    A rise in teen beatings doesn't seem like a bad thing to me.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I bet Haps is like a walking petri dish.

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    We can't just hand out condoms and say have fun either though.. There needs to be a nice balance, otherwise teen sex will rise, along with parental abuse when fathers start beating the shit out of their daughters boyfriends...

    A rise in teen sex doesn't seem like a bad thing to me.

    I was more worried about the teen beatings... : )

    A rise in teen beatings doesn't seem like a bad thing to me.

    We could meet in the middle, and have a rise in violent teen sex.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Gooey wrote: »
    I bet Haps is like a walking petri dish.

    Hard on the outside, with a creamy core?

    Wait... that's not what you meant.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited December 2007
    So there's an article about how clamydia is on the rise in the 50-60+ population in northern Sweden.

    The damn hippies from the 70s are still at it.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Echo wrote: »
    So there's an article about how clamydia is on the rise in the 50-60+ population in northern Sweden.

    The damn hippies from the 70s are still at it.

    Bah, you're just jealous of your elders. ;-)

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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I'm a pretty good driver.

    That is all.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Echo wrote: »
    So there's an article about how clamydia is on the rise in the 50-60+ population in northern Sweden.

    The damn hippies from the 70s are still at it.

    That's disgusting.

    Imagine, Swedish people having sex! My word!

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Tarranon wrote: »
    I'm a pretty good driver.

    That is all.

    That... that's good!

    What's the catch?

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    if I ate breakfast this morning I'd be tasting it again

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    Not SarastroNot Sarastro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Imagine, Swedish people having sex!

    I do. All the time. Though not really the 50's-60's age group.

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