Soothing Things That Don't Promote Urination

Jordyn · December 2007

Guys I am stressed out and need to relax.

I was gonna think about calm streams and stuff, but I also have to pee.

Let us all talk about stuff that will help us chill out max.

Seriously · December 2007

Waterfalls. The tide rolling in.

redimpulse · December 2007

Frank Sinatra and a good cigar

ShimSham · December 2007

I was going to say, a Margarita.

But that is a liquid and yeah.

World as Myth · December 2007

I listen to beirut, it is very relaxing and it does not make me have to pee

Randall_Flagg · December 2007

Niagara falls

potatoe · December 2007

a field of babies ripe for the stomping

Metzger Meister · December 2007

A blanket of pristine white snow, untouched by man or beast, lieing glistening and pure like a kept promise on the rolling hills of our nation's great plains.

Or, taking a shit in the woods. Ass all hanging over the other side of a log, just enjoying nature while you drop a deuce.

Seriously · December 2007

Bubble wrap? While using the bathroom.

You should really just go pee.

GOJIRA! · December 2007

Oxycontin, yo.

Tonkka · December 2007

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TxdoHawk · December 2007

Seriously wrote: »

Bubble wrap? While using the bathroom.

You should really just go pee.

This, unless there is some bizarre reason you are avoiding urination.

GOJIRA! · December 2007

For chillin' out max and relaxin' all cool.. I usually shoot some b-ball out side of my school.

mcp · December 2007

Are you saving your pee for a special occasion?

Go pee, and then get some alcohol.

or some pot.

Metzger Meister · December 2007

GOJIRA! wrote: »

For chillin' out max and relaxin' all cool.. I usually shoot some b-ball out side of my school.

But what if there are some guys that are up to no good? Making trouble in your neighborhood, as it were.

Seriously · December 2007

Using the bathroom can even be relaxing. This is really the best solution.

Jordyn · December 2007

the bathroom is all the way over there

Me Too! · December 2007

Metzger Meister wrote: »

GOJIRA! wrote: »

For chillin' out max and relaxin' all cool.. I usually shoot some b-ball out side of my school.

But what if there are some guys that are up to no good? Making trouble in your neighborhood, as it were.

You'll get in one little fight, and your mom'll get scared and say "You're movin' in with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air."

Seriously · December 2007

Jordyn wrote: »

the bathroom is all the way over there

Well alright.

Water trickling over rocks. Fountains. Nice warm showers.

Spoiler:

Me Too! · December 2007

Hahaha.

Jordyn · December 2007

I am at work. If I weren't at work I would doing all of this stuff that I need to get done.

But instead I'm like

no, no more free tickets

no free tickets all gone

yeah, all gone

call in January, we'll have more then

no all gone

no more

Seriously · December 2007

We should all have a forum no-pissing contest. See how long we can go.

EDIT: Can you get me some tickets, Jordyn?

I don't really care where to.

Transporter · December 2007

I hear peeing is a great way to relax.

Lord Dave · December 2007

smooooth jazz

Seriously · December 2007

Man photobucket resized that image. I did not authorize that.

potatoe · December 2007

Seriously wrote: »

We should all have a forum no-pissing contest. See how long we can go.

don't do it
bladder infection and erectile dysfunction

Metzger Meister · December 2007

potatoe wrote: »

Seriously wrote: »

We should all have a forum no-pissing contest. See how long we can go.

don't do it
bladder infection and erectile dysfunction

Uromisotisis.

Seriously · December 2007

Come on, pussy

Tonkka · December 2007

Did you even try the Metal?

You didn't did you?

Me Too! · December 2007

I want to hold it as long as possible, and then go outside and pee in the snow.
And draw something awesome with my urine.

Transporter · December 2007

Jordyn why haven't you posted your works number yet.

I need some tickets.

To things.

It may or may not involve peeing.

Jordyn · December 2007

Seriously wrote: »

We should all have a forum no-pissing contest. See how long we can go.

EDIT: Can you get me some tickets, Jordyn?

I don't really care where to.

ya'll got some o' dem boo ta do tickets?

ShimSham · December 2007

You can rest and relax knowing that Papa Smurf lives

http://abclocal.go.com/kfsn/story?section=news/local&id=5843725

Jordyn · December 2007

Tonkka wrote: »

Did you even try the Metal?

You didn't did you?

Jordyn wrote:

I am at work.

Seriously · December 2007

I actually have a roll of raffle-type tickets in a nearby box. Why is this the case?

Wiseguy · December 2007

World as Myth wrote: »

I listen to beirut, it is very relaxing and it does not make me have to pee

<3

You can also reflect nostalgically on poignant childhood memories.

neville · December 2007

Jordyn wrote: »

I am at work. If I weren't at work I would doing all of this stuff that I need to get done.

But instead I'm like

no, no more free tickets

no free tickets all gone

yeah, all gone

call in January, we'll have more then

no all gone

no more

do you have any more tickets to the pot show?

Tonkka · December 2007

Jordyn wrote: »

Tonkka wrote: »

Did you even try the Metal?

You didn't did you?

Jordyn wrote:

I am at work.

Darnit, me too...

Seriously · December 2007

Who wants to win a prize?

OmegaTofuNinja · December 2007

So I glanced at this topic and read it as "Shooting Things That Don't Promote Urination".

ThatDudeOverThere · December 2007

OmegaTofuNinja wrote: »

So I glanced at this topic and read it as "Shooting Things That Don't Promote Urination".

shooting blood from your penis certainly doesn't promote urination

Penny Arcade

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