In one I was trying to leave my house but there were a bunch of dogs on my porch that would bite your shoes if you came near them. I got past them and got in my mom's car where I found 5 new saxophones that my mother had bought me.
Then in another me and a few other people were at some rich guys house. We were snooping around and me and this girl went off into one room and started to steal his wine. His maid was right there watching but we ignored her. Then we went into the other room and everyone else was gone and the man was now a woman. S/He had this weird white kitten with huge red eyeballs that would just stare at you and then start attacking. I stared at it for 5 minutes and it just stared back. Then it freaked out and chased me around the house. I hit it with a shoe.
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Big Red Tiebeautiful clydesdale style feettoo hot to trotRegistered Userregular
edited December 2007
thank god the dogs didn't bite off your shoes beforehand, who knows what could've happened if you didn't have them (massive kitten mauling)
man, this friend of mine had the scariest dream ever back in middle school
So he wakes up on the weekend, it's late, he's all slow getting out of bed, grabbing a shower, really relaxing with his day.
He goes downstairs, and there are a pair of velociraptors at his table eating breakfast. They each have a bowl of cereal in front of them, slowly getting soggy. They're looking around and making faint noises and being all velociraptors.
his mother, in the kitchen baking something or other, is ignorant of them. Treats them like members of the family or favoured guests, all his cries of "But they're goddamned RAPTORS" are met with strange looks.
He then goes on to explain how he dreams the entire day, the velociraptors following him around his usual Saturday schedule, until night falls and the dream becomes a nightmare as they start to stalk him like in the kitchen scene in Jurassic Park.
one of the few dreams i remember was back when i was six
I was watching that old show with the animated elephants, I think they had little crowns on their head or something. I went into my room so I could bring my Ninja Turtle bus into the the TV room, but when I got back there were two werewolves snarling. I ran into my mother's room and begged for her to help, but she'd been shrunk to the size of a doll and looked like my dad's old girlfriend. Then, the werewolves burst into the room, and I threw myself out the window of our second-story apartment.
I once had a freaky dream where this tall pale guy with a black trench coat and fedora were following me and my brothers through my elementary school. We run into a room and just as we get in he is turning down the hall. Immediatly my brother slams the door shut but suddenly the guy pushes it open and my brother gets crushed between the door and a bunch of spikes on the wall. My mom is in the room and I run to her and she hugs me. I feel safe with my head on her shoulder but the guy pokes his head around and growls at me. Then I wake up.
And ANOTHER time I had a two parter. First half was one night and the second half was the next night. So me, one of the olsen twins, and some boy are walking around the historic district of the next city over. We find some old cellar and we decide to explore. We look inside and the boy screams because he sees a huge spider. The "camera" zooms out and the spider is actually tiny (that happens in an epsiode of Rugrats. I was 10 or so when I had this dream.). Then I go wait outside and the olsen twin is looking into the cellar. She screams and runs out, forgetting to lock the door.
The next night I dreamed that I was with BOTH the Olsen twins and my grandpa, who we were going to show the cellar to. We find it and I go and open the door and look inside. There are a few wooden columns and sand all over the floor and some lights strung up. I say to them, "Bang on the roof or something." They bang on the roof and a purple monster made of flames wearing ragged clothes and a little cap leaps out. I scream and run out climbing the small stairs to get out. They ask what happened but when i respond I can barely speak and I say in a barely audible voice, "Run!".
One dream I distinctly remember is that my feet were broken, and a black girl sat on them and healed my feet with her butt
Also the X-men stopped a flood but then they turned into tigers
And then there's a bunch of dreams where I almost have sex but then I don't for whatever reason
I think the first two dreams answer the question posited by the third.
I thought women loved the X-men
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IpseDixitTreat me like a pirateAnd give me that bootyRegistered Userregular
edited December 2007
The other night I went to bed with a fever. I woke up in the middle of the night hallucinating. I can't quite remember what the hallucination was, all I can remember was that part of the hallucination was that I couldn't go back to sleep. I knew I was hallucinating, but it was critical that I not go back to sleep.
ZeroFillFeeling much better.A nice, green leaf.Registered Userregular
edited December 2007
Man, I always lose my lucid dreams. As soon as I start to realize Im dreaming, it starts to slip and I start waking up.
I hate it.
Also one time I had some terrible illness that they thought was mono (turns out it was bad strep throat) and I had a raging fever. I couldn't sleep because every time I fell asleep, I'd dream I was on a football field getting tackled, so I kept jumping and waking myself up. Hallucinating fever dreams are good times
Okay. I am a professional Internet Psychiatrist specializing in Freudian analysis. I have taken many hours to interepret the meaning of all of your dreams for you:
The other night I went to bed with a fever. I woke up in the middle of the night hallucinating. I can't quite remember what the hallucination was, all I can remember was that part of the hallucination was that I couldn't go back to sleep. I knew I was hallucinating, but it was critical that I not go back to sleep.
I once had a freaky dream where this tall pale guy with a black trench coat and fedora were following me and my brothers through my elementary school. We run into a room and just as we get in he is turning down the hall. Immediatly my brother slams the door shut but suddenly the guy pushes it open and my brother gets crushed between the door and a bunch of spikes on the wall. My mom is in the room and I run to her and she hugs me. I feel safe with my head on her shoulder but the guy pokes his head around and growls at me. Then I wake up.
And ANOTHER time I had a two parter. First half was one night and the second half was the next night. So me, one of the olsen twins, and some boy are walking around the historic district of the next city over. We find some old cellar and we decide to explore. We look inside and the boy screams because he sees a huge spider. The "camera" zooms out and the spider is actually tiny (that happens in an epsiode of Rugrats. I was 10 or so when I had this dream.). Then I go wait outside and the olsen twin is looking into the cellar. She screams and runs out, forgetting to lock the door.
The next night I dreamed that I was with BOTH the Olsen twins and my grandpa, who we were going to show the cellar to. We find it and I go and open the door and look inside. There are a few wooden columns and sand all over the floor and some lights strung up. I say to them, "Bang on the roof or something." They bang on the roof and a purple monster made of flames wearing ragged clothes and a little cap leaps out. I scream and run out climbing the small stairs to get out. They ask what happened but when i respond I can barely speak and I say in a barely audible voice, "Run!".
one of the few dreams i remember was back when i was six
I was watching that old show with the animated elephants, I think they had little crowns on their head or something. I went into my room so I could bring my Ninja Turtle bus into the the TV room, but when I got back there were two werewolves snarling. I ran into my mother's room and begged for her to help, but she'd been shrunk to the size of a doll and looked like my dad's old girlfriend. Then, the werewolves burst into the room, and I threw myself out the window of our second-story apartment.
man, this friend of mine had the scariest dream ever back in middle school
So he wakes up on the weekend, it's late, he's all slow getting out of bed, grabbing a shower, really relaxing with his day.
He goes downstairs, and there are a pair of velociraptors at his table eating breakfast. They each have a bowl of cereal in front of them, slowly getting soggy. They're looking around and making faint noises and being all velociraptors.
his mother, in the kitchen baking something or other, is ignorant of them. Treats them like members of the family or favoured guests, all his cries of "But they're goddamned RAPTORS" are met with strange looks.
He then goes on to explain how he dreams the entire day, the velociraptors following him around his usual Saturday schedule, until night falls and the dream becomes a nightmare as they start to stalk him like in the kitchen scene in Jurassic Park.
I once had a dream where I was jumping down an endless succession of big grass/stone steps. Like taking two-legged leaps from one to the other. Also, there was a small stream running down the middle of the steps.
Also, the sun was very pleasant, the sky was actually kind of golden, like in the morning. It was nice.
I have this one recurring dream where I'm running from something. I'm not quite sure what, but I'm in the woods, it's dark, and moonlight is coming through the trees. I'm running as hard as I can, jumping over logs and shielding my face from branches, but I can't outrun the thing. Then I fall to all fours and start running with my hands and feet, my fingers digging into the soft, fertile earth, and I start to pull away. And then I wake up.
Once I did this thing where I was moving my legs too fast running and I just fell over. I don't know if i was actually going insanely fast or if I just wasn't giving myself much upward bounce. I felt like I was going fast until I fell down.
So i wake up in my best friend from kindergarten's house, and he is having a party. at this party everyone i know is invited, (and as the years went on new people i had met would appear in the dream, while people i no longer knew wouldn't) and we are all getting ready to give my friend his presents.
none of the presents are important or special except for this one particular present that no one ever knows who it was from; the present is a game, and when it is opened everyone at the party is sucked into it, good ole vortex style. Once in the game, everyone has been transformed into an animal that in my mind, represents them, i am usually a cat, though the last time i had the dream i was an otter (apparently i always see myself s my favorite animal). the game is always set in a jungle type atmosphere, big huge trees, lakes/rivers all over, a fantasy land.
my sister is always a lion, my brother used to be a frog but now is usually a dog, so on and so on. a voice sounds loudly, saying that the only way out of the game was to kill everyone else.
so, it is like the movie battle royale, only with animals in a magic board game. and i swear to god, when i saw the movie battle royale, i nearly shit myself because it sounded a lot like my dream, minus the silly animal transformations.
i have never won the game, the winner changes each time i have it, and usually i get killed by whoever i had a bi fight with recently, usually my sister.
Analysis:
You totally love me, and are also Gay.
Cardboard Tube:
Once I dreamt you (Trentsteel) and I were together in a lovely tea house and you took me so all the neighborhood kids could see--yes you Trentsteel--And I was ever so witty.
Analysis:
Gay, but a manly gay cause it's me.
Knob:
I dreamt I inherited an old house and I went there and the nieghbors seemed creeped out by me and then I turned to ancient and horrible evil without really having much choice in the matter IA IA
I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight. . . razor. . . and surviving.
I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight. . . razor. . . and surviving.
Both had my father. It's peculiar. I'm older now'n he ever was by twenty years. So in a sense he's the younger man. Anyway, first one I don't remember so well but it was about money and I think I lost it.
The second one, it was like we was both back in older times and I was on horseback goin through the mountains of a night, goin through this pass in the mountains. It was cold and snowin, hard ridin. Hard country. He rode past me and kept on goin. Never said nothin goin by. He just rode on past and he had his blanket wrapped around him and his head down, and when he rode past I seen he was carryin fire in a horn the way people used to do and I could see the horn from the light inside of it. About the color of the moon. And in the dream I knew that he was goin on ahead and that he was fixin to make a fire somewhere out there in all that dark and all that cold, and I knew that whenever I got there he would be there. Out there up ahead.
Both had my father. It's peculiar. I'm older now'n he ever was by twenty years. So in a sense he's the younger man. Anyway, first one I don't remember so well but it was about money and I think I lost it.
The second one, it was like we was both back in older times and I was on horseback goin through the mountains of a night, goin through this pass in the mountains. It was cold and snowin, hard ridin. Hard country. He rode past me and kept on goin. Never said nothin goin by. He just rode on past and he had his blanket wrapped around him and his head down, and when he rode past I seen he was carryin fire in a horn the way people used to do and I could see the horn from the light inside of it. About the color of the moon. And in the dream I knew that he was goin on ahead and that he was fixin to make a fire somewhere out there in all that dark and all that cold, and I knew that whenever I got there he would be there. Out there up ahead.
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we both have the word tie in our name
do you like cake? I like cake so maybe we could eat some cake together
In one I was trying to leave my house but there were a bunch of dogs on my porch that would bite your shoes if you came near them. I got past them and got in my mom's car where I found 5 new saxophones that my mother had bought me.
Then in another me and a few other people were at some rich guys house. We were snooping around and me and this girl went off into one room and started to steal his wine. His maid was right there watching but we ignored her. Then we went into the other room and everyone else was gone and the man was now a woman. S/He had this weird white kitten with huge red eyeballs that would just stare at you and then start attacking. I stared at it for 5 minutes and it just stared back. Then it freaked out and chased me around the house. I hit it with a shoe.
They occurred in the same night, oddly.
So he wakes up on the weekend, it's late, he's all slow getting out of bed, grabbing a shower, really relaxing with his day.
He goes downstairs, and there are a pair of velociraptors at his table eating breakfast. They each have a bowl of cereal in front of them, slowly getting soggy. They're looking around and making faint noises and being all velociraptors.
his mother, in the kitchen baking something or other, is ignorant of them. Treats them like members of the family or favoured guests, all his cries of "But they're goddamned RAPTORS" are met with strange looks.
He then goes on to explain how he dreams the entire day, the velociraptors following him around his usual Saturday schedule, until night falls and the dream becomes a nightmare as they start to stalk him like in the kitchen scene in Jurassic Park.
I was watching that old show with the animated elephants, I think they had little crowns on their head or something. I went into my room so I could bring my Ninja Turtle bus into the the TV room, but when I got back there were two werewolves snarling. I ran into my mother's room and begged for her to help, but she'd been shrunk to the size of a doll and looked like my dad's old girlfriend. Then, the werewolves burst into the room, and I threw myself out the window of our second-story apartment.
my professor gave me my case study papers to work on my final project in the class
and I get to make a program with really dumbed down AI, that determines who's all eligible or not to attend a cake party.
Also the X-men stopped a flood but then they turned into tigers
And then there's a bunch of dreams where I almost have sex but then I don't for whatever reason
I think the first two dreams answer the question posited by the third.
And ANOTHER time I had a two parter. First half was one night and the second half was the next night. So me, one of the olsen twins, and some boy are walking around the historic district of the next city over. We find some old cellar and we decide to explore. We look inside and the boy screams because he sees a huge spider. The "camera" zooms out and the spider is actually tiny (that happens in an epsiode of Rugrats. I was 10 or so when I had this dream.). Then I go wait outside and the olsen twin is looking into the cellar. She screams and runs out, forgetting to lock the door.
The next night I dreamed that I was with BOTH the Olsen twins and my grandpa, who we were going to show the cellar to. We find it and I go and open the door and look inside. There are a few wooden columns and sand all over the floor and some lights strung up. I say to them, "Bang on the roof or something." They bang on the roof and a purple monster made of flames wearing ragged clothes and a little cap leaps out. I scream and run out climbing the small stairs to get out. They ask what happened but when i respond I can barely speak and I say in a barely audible voice, "Run!".
I thought women loved the X-men
I hate it.
Also one time I had some terrible illness that they thought was mono (turns out it was bad strep throat) and I had a raging fever. I couldn't sleep because every time I fell asleep, I'd dream I was on a football field getting tackled, so I kept jumping and waking myself up. Hallucinating fever dreams are good times
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I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
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The dream revealed to me that
that's a book, and you wrote it.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
if I woke you up in the middle of REM sleep, you'd still probably report that you were dreaming
Yes, according to me being unable to remember one's dreams is a strong indicator of
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
Fuck I have not had a dream in months.
The second one, it was like we was both back in older times and I was on horseback goin through the mountains of a night, goin through this pass in the mountains. It was cold and snowin, hard ridin. Hard country. He rode past me and kept on goin. Never said nothin goin by. He just rode on past and he had his blanket wrapped around him and his head down, and when he rode past I seen he was carryin fire in a horn the way people used to do and I could see the horn from the light inside of it. About the color of the moon. And in the dream I knew that he was goin on ahead and that he was fixin to make a fire somewhere out there in all that dark and all that cold, and I knew that whenever I got there he would be there. Out there up ahead.
And then I woke up.
fear not the psyker
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I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
I consider myself more of a Fagomancer
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
men's musk? no thanks
It's okay...you're not ready to deal with it yet. We will come to it in time.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!