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This ain't a dream thread!!! PRESS 'A'!

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The entry was about her and her boyfriend getting it on. Then there's a few photos about her boyfriend pissing in her ass and she says, "Then we decided to try something new."

    I'm contemplating putting this in my sig. But I think it needed a little more awesome.
    It's an honor even to be nominated.

    What was the something new? I know you read it. Or maybe since I just forgot the rest of the original post you didn't. I don't want to have to look this up myself.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Zombot wrote: »
    Oh my god.
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    Ahahahaha!

    wow



    wow

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Look it up. I'm not going to link it.

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Zombot wrote: »
    Oh my god.
    dennis_pic_with_kitty.jpg
    Ahahahaha!

    This is what whaling vessels could be used for instead of killing ... whales....

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    UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Urian wrote: »
    Long time ago I had a very lucid dream of aliens and motherships and shit attacking. I dreamed that I woke up and everything was on fire, my house was still ok but I went to look outside and it looked like fucking armageddon. So in the midst of all this shock I told my parents (who were still sleeping for some reason) to wake up, that we have to go. Next thing I know were in some bunker with some other weird people, but right before we got in it looks like huge nukes were going off in the background. Once were in the bunker I just remember being really depressed. Then I woke up (for real).

    The other pretty memorable one involves me being a soldier. I was on a long bridge made of dead grass and a traintrack in the middle. Me and three other guys were on the bridge, two on one side of the track two on the other. A little bit after the dream starts, a rollercart like the one from Indiana Jones Temple of Doom rolls by. Once it reaches all of us two guys come out and shoot at us, everyone dies except for me. I run down the bridge but trip after 30 seconds, almost falling. I manage to hang onto a ledge after falling, but then some red haired girl comes to me smiling, grabs my hand, and picks me back up. As soon as I regain my footing she runs away. I walk further down the bridge and I see a little village of some sort, one building with a rainbow roof (gay I know). I walk down to the village and ask people about the girl, eventually I get to a mental hospital building. I ask the clerk there if he's seen a red haired girl, he shows me some pictures and I point out the one I saw. He tells me she's been in the hospital for years and that she is insane.

    After that, I woke up.

    Man that's awesome. The second part, that is. The first one I've experienced in several variations over the past few years, each one gorier than the next.

    Yeah, everybody experiences the first one. The reason it was so notable to me is because of how fucking real it felt. When I actually woke up I almost lost my sense of reality for a few minutes, it was way beyond the feeling you get when you wake up and you're like "oh phew it was just a dream..damn". I was convinced what I dreamed was absolutely real. It was fucking freaky.

    And yeah the second one has always stayed with me as a very strange and symbolic dream. It probably has some significance or something to my personal life, I don't know, but it was definently very interesting.

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Look it up. I'm not going to link it.

    You were meant to just tell me but thats cool I'll find it when I've woken up a little, maybe eaten something and let it go down a little. I don't think I want to have an empty stomach all day from not being able to eat after it.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Look it up. I'm not going to link it.

    You were meant to just tell me but thats cool I'll find it when I've woken up a little, maybe eaten something and let it go down a little. I don't think I want to have an empty stomach all day from not being able to eat after it.
    Actually, that was the something new, but. . . that blog. . . it haunts me.

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    Captain HeavysteinCaptain Heavystein Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I had a dream last night where my little sister and I were in an awkward situation.

    We were at a house which apparently was my father's--who we no longer speak with. We were stuck there, like we had the paternal bonds of childhood still over us, except we looked the same as we do now. She and I tried to make a big break and leave, run-away-and-never-return style, and when I asked her why, she said because she'd never done anything just for herself.

    When I woke up, I realized that statement was true, and now I miss my sister.

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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I checked that stupid whore's entire blog and I do not see any entry of her pissing escapades.
    I am sorely disappointed.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Fine.

    I'm PMing you, but not because I want to.

    You 18?

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I have to say I find it amusing that this thread is now about pissing in another person's asshole, and the hundred dolla bills thread was just about anal sex.

    E: Thats two threads with more than just a mention, an actual conversation about it, in like 10 minutes.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I blame myself.

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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Fine.

    I'm PMing you, but not because I want to.

    You 18?

    23 to be exact.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Man I don't know a lot of porn actress names I am the worst male.

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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I don't know if I should bookmark this page or not.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Damn. I am trying to do a comic edit, but this computer does not have my go-to font. I am having to do it in Courier, and it just doesn't feel right.

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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Turns out little Ashley Blue is an artist.
    What a wonderful world.

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    thorpethorpe Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Seriously wrote: »
    Man I don't know a lot of porn actress names I am the worst male.

    You pass if you don't know any of their names because you are too busy banging women.
    or men

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I once had a dream where I was jumping down an endless succession of big grass/stone steps. Like taking two-legged leaps from one to the other. Also, there was a small stream running down the middle of the steps.

    Also, the sun was very pleasant, the sky was actually kind of golden, like in the morning. It was nice.

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    Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I can never remember recent dreams.

    I remember many I had as a kid. Most of which involved;

    -getting shot at by a helicopter, which made my father angry.

    -being on the titanic with the Jetsons, ending up naked and hiding in a lifeboat.

    -giant fucking venus flytraps.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I have this one recurring dream where I'm running from something. I'm not quite sure what, but I'm in the woods, it's dark, and moonlight is coming through the trees. I'm running as hard as I can, jumping over logs and shielding my face from branches, but I can't outrun the thing. Then I fall to all fours and start running with my hands and feet, my fingers digging into the soft, fertile earth, and I start to pull away. And then I wake up.

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    Captain HeavysteinCaptain Heavystein Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I can never remember recent dreams.

    I remember many I had as a kid. Most of which involved;

    -getting shot at by a helicopter, which made my father angry.

    -being on the titanic with the Jetsons, ending up naked and hiding in a lifeboat.

    -giant fucking venus flytraps.

    I....don't know what's wrong with you.
    but dear god can I have some of what you're having?

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Once I did this thing where I was moving my legs too fast running and I just fell over. I don't know if i was actually going insanely fast or if I just wasn't giving myself much upward bounce. I felt like I was going fast until I fell down.

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    Just Like ThatJust Like That Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    It's interesting that dreaming has become associated with ideal situations... i.e. "Of course you're going to be rich.... in your dreams"

    Because my dreams are pretty much never involve ideal situations. It's always some really weird/bizarre/terrifying shit.

    It would be nice to actually dream of a hot orgy with beautiful women or something

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I also tend to have dreams that turn into other dreams.

    I had a dream once about Evangelion that gradually became a dream about World War I.

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    Just Like ThatJust Like That Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
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    monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Has anyone had the dreams that are so detailed but so bland that you get pissed when you wake up?

    Like one time I left some homework to do in the morning and had a dream about waking up early to do the homework step by step.

    Then I woke up and realized I had to do it again but for real.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Tobasco wrote: »

    What if, like, this is the dream, man?

    Whooooaaaaa

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    ReTardisReTardis Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Has anyone had the dreams that are so detailed but so bland that you get pissed when you wake up?

    Like one time I left some homework to do in the morning and had a dream about waking up early to do the homework step by step.

    Then I woke up and realized I had to do it again but for real.

    The second to last month of my senior year in high school, I had this happen every fucking night. It was unbearable - I'd get up, go through my routine, sit through a full day of school, then actually get up and do it all over again.

    I think I would have gone nuts had it gone on longer than it did.

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    KarnackKarnack Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I haven't remembered any of my dreams for a long time.

    I used to have a reoccurring dream about once a year where my family and I were forced to live in a creepy haunted house and they all took place during the same day, from the ages of 7 to 12 basically.


    I really miss dreams.


    All I remember these days is either "I think I had a good dream last night"

    or

    "I'm waking up in the middle of the night terrified of something I can't remember but for god's sake I can't go back to sleep because I'll go back into it."

    Fortunately these are both rare occurrences and happen about than twice a year or so.

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    monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Has anyone had the dreams that are so detailed but so bland that you get pissed when you wake up?

    Like one time I left some homework to do in the morning and had a dream about waking up early to do the homework step by step.

    Then I woke up and realized I had to do it again but for real.

    The second to last month of my senior year in high school, I had this happen every fucking night. It was unbearable - I'd get up, go through my routine, sit through a full day of school, then actually get up and do it all over again.

    I think I would have gone nuts had it gone on longer than it did.

    It would have been ok if I had actually remembered any of the answers I had come up with in my dream

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I used to have a lot of lucid dreams that I could remember very well, but now I have more difficulty remembering my dreams

    I've also started to dream in spanish a lot which might be part of the not-remembering factor

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Hey bowtie, how was Spain

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    It was lovely, thank you

    I would very much like to live there for a while again

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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    It was lovely, thank you

    I would very much like to live there for a while again


    Bowtie. it looks like we're either best friends or worst enemies

    what will it be

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    SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I fell asleep in church with my chin in my hands and dreamed that I tripped and fell down some stairs head first. Just before I hit the floor I woke up and in a fraction of a second found that my arms had given way and I caught my head mere inches from hitting the pew in front of me. My friend beside me nearly died trying to stifle his laughter.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I haven't dreamed in like two years

    What does this mean

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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    okay bowtie we are best friends

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
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    monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I haven't dreamed in like two years

    What does this mean

    You can't get an erection

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    okay bowtie we are best friends

    okay i guess

    what is this relationship founded on?

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