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  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    edited October 2005
    it's full of retards, deadbeats, criminals and old people.

    I'm none of those, stop talking out your ass.

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    Dislexic wrote:
    it's full of retards, deadbeats, criminals and old people.

    I'm none of those, stop talking out your ass.
    To say that a place is "full of" a certain type of person is not meant to imply that every single person there is that type. At least it isn't when I say it. I don't want to put words into Penguin's mouth.

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2005
    Dislexic wrote:
    it's full of retards, deadbeats, criminals and old people.

    I'm none of those, stop talking out your ass.

    WHAT


    U LIED 2 ME

  • A duck!A duck! Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2005
    Knob wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    I want to slap people who say that shit

    'Hohoho, nice strawman!'

    or

    'I'm afraid that's a slippery slope! Haha, you lose!'

    Everyday conversation is not debate class. There is no panel of judges. And there aren't any rules that say I can't call you a faggot and slap your glasses straight off your face.

    Except the fact that assault is illegal, you're right.

    Okay, maybe there is a rule against the slapping

    Oh, but me breaking your ass isn't something that worries you?

    Fucking faggot.

    Favorite quotes
    Spoiler:
  • SkankPlayaSkankPlaya Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    Hunter wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    I want to slap people who say that shit

    'Hohoho, nice strawman!'

    or

    'I'm afraid that's a slippery slope! Haha, you lose!'

    Everyday conversation is not debate class. There is no panel of judges. And there aren't any rules that say I can't call you a faggot and slap your glasses straight off your face.

    Except the fact that assault is illegal, you're right.

    If he were to 'slap your glasses straight off your face', that would in fact be Battery and not assault. That is a common mistake. This is because many states combine both into 1 action, which is wrong to do.

    Assault is the tort for a 'near miss' like if he were to try and slap, but narrowly miss.

    Battery is a harmful/ indecent touching.

  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2005
    Dislexic wrote:
    it's full of retards, deadbeats, criminals and old people.

    I'm none of those, stop talking out your ass.
    To say that a place is "full of" a certain type of person is not meant to imply that every single person there is that thing. At least it isn't when I say it. I don't want to put words into Penguin's mouth.

    OK, I have to say: Texas is fucking FULL of Texans.

    No, really.

    For reals.

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited October 2005
    A duck! wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    I want to slap people who say that shit

    'Hohoho, nice strawman!'

    or

    'I'm afraid that's a slippery slope! Haha, you lose!'

    Everyday conversation is not debate class. There is no panel of judges. And there aren't any rules that say I can't call you a faggot and slap your glasses straight off your face.

    Except the fact that assault is illegal, you're right.

    Okay, maybe there is a rule against the slapping

    Oh, but me breaking your ass isn't something that worries you?

    Fucking faggot.

    My ass is like Bruce Willis

    It is Unbreakable

  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    Dislexic wrote:
    it's full of retards, deadbeats, criminals and old people.

    I'm none of those, stop talking out your ass.
    He's hiding something.

  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2005
    A duck! wrote:

    Oh, but me breaking your ass isn't something that worries you?

    Fucking faggot.

    Now now, ducky. We still love you.




    And by "we" I mean "nobody."

  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    J. Grant wrote:
    Dislexic wrote:
    it's full of retards, deadbeats, criminals and old people.

    I'm none of those, stop talking out your ass.
    To say that a place is "full of" a certain type of person is not meant to imply that every single person there is that thing. At least it isn't when I say it. I don't want to put words into Penguin's mouth.

    OK, I have to say: Texas is fucking FULL of Texans.

    No, really.

    For reals.
    But not everyone in Texas at this very moment is a Texan.

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  • denihilistdenihilist tiny, tiny little man live music capitol of the worldAdministrator admin
    edited October 2005
    So I can use my cock in battery and assault but only one will allow for contact?

  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2005
    The way I see it, it's like a guy that comes into your house who happens to be a luddite. He sees you've got lightbulbs, and he wants to smash them. He tells you he wants to break the shit out of them. Moreso, he tries to rally people to his cause of smashing your shit. Now, he doesn't outright smash em. He's "reasonable." But he wants to. And if given the chance, he will.


    Yeah. No.

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  • A duck!A duck! Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2005
    Knob wrote:
    A duck! wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    I want to slap people who say that shit

    'Hohoho, nice strawman!'

    or

    'I'm afraid that's a slippery slope! Haha, you lose!'

    Everyday conversation is not debate class. There is no panel of judges. And there aren't any rules that say I can't call you a faggot and slap your glasses straight off your face.

    Except the fact that assault is illegal, you're right.

    Okay, maybe there is a rule against the slapping

    Oh, but me breaking your ass isn't something that worries you?

    Fucking faggot.

    My ass is like Bruce Willis

    It is Unbreakable

    Not if I submerge it in fluids.

    Favorite quotes
    Spoiler:
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited October 2005
    Dislexic wrote:
    it's full of retards, deadbeats, criminals and old people.

    I'm none of those, stop talking out your ass.
    He's hiding something.

    Pedophila is a crime

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited October 2005
    A duck! wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    A duck! wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    I want to slap people who say that shit

    'Hohoho, nice strawman!'

    or

    'I'm afraid that's a slippery slope! Haha, you lose!'

    Everyday conversation is not debate class. There is no panel of judges. And there aren't any rules that say I can't call you a faggot and slap your glasses straight off your face.

    Except the fact that assault is illegal, you're right.

    Okay, maybe there is a rule against the slapping

    Oh, but me breaking your ass isn't something that worries you?

    Fucking faggot.

    My ass is like Bruce Willis

    It is Unbreakable

    Not if I submerge it in fluids.

    ...






    Fuck

  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2005
    But not everyone in Texas at this very moment is a Texan.

    Right at this very moment, they actually ARE.

    Much to their dismay.

    You should read our state constitution.

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    Hey guys, I don't want to be a dick, but according to this demon with quite an impressive chart we are currently way down on our 69. Now I know we all like pounding ass and giving rimjobs, but there are hard working demons that make us gay that need our help in the 69 department. Let's get inverted!

    0045_07.gif

  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    J. Grant wrote:
    But not everyone in Texas at this very moment is a Texan.

    Right at this very moment, they actually ARE.

    Much to their dismay.

    You should read our state constitution.
    Oh shits, I've been to Texas (though only Dallas/Ft. Worth airport). Does that make me...oh god.

    I need to take a shower.

    penguins.png
  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2005
    jack johnson?
    JackJohnson_1_400.jpg
    something something bubbly toes

    jackfaces
    "If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
    - John McCallum
  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2005
    J. Grant wrote:
    But not everyone in Texas at this very moment is a Texan.

    Right at this very moment, they actually ARE.

    Much to their dismay.

    You should read our state constitution.
    Oh shits, I've been to Texas (though only Dallas/Ft. Worth airport). Does that make me...oh god.

    I need to take a shower.

    Well you left, which (according to the state constitution) makes you....







    A Brazilian.

  • denihilistdenihilist tiny, tiny little man live music capitol of the worldAdministrator admin
    edited October 2005
    J. Grant wrote:
    But not everyone in Texas at this very moment is a Texan.

    Right at this very moment, they actually ARE.

    Much to their dismay.

    You should read our state constitution.
    Oh shits, I've been to Texas (though only Dallas/Ft. Worth airport). Does that make me...oh god.

    I need to take a shower.

    I'm a 4th generation Texan.

  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2005
    God I hate Chilli.

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  • 3v3v Registered User
    edited October 2005
    Starfuck wrote:
    jack johnson?
    JackJohnson_1_400.jpg
    something something bubbly toes

    Where did all the good people go?

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    PantsB wrote: »
    Koreans 4 Gate like this
    White People 4 gate like this
  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2005
    denihilist wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    But not everyone in Texas at this very moment is a Texan.

    Right at this very moment, they actually ARE.

    Much to their dismay.

    You should read our state constitution.
    Oh shits, I've been to Texas (though only Dallas/Ft. Worth airport). Does that make me...oh god.

    I need to take a shower.

    I'm a 4th generation Texan.

    That makes you........


























    A macaroon?

    That can't be right.

  • SkankPlayaSkankPlaya Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    Starfuck wrote:
    jack johnson?
    JackJohnson_1_400.jpg
    something something bubbly toes

    I've seen that man in concert twice, the women swoon, but he looks kinda ape-ish. Oversized head n hands n all. He does make a pretty good surf movie though.

  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2005
    denihilist wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    But not everyone in Texas at this very moment is a Texan.

    Right at this very moment, they actually ARE.

    Much to their dismay.

    You should read our state constitution.
    Oh shits, I've been to Texas (though only Dallas/Ft. Worth airport). Does that make me...oh god.

    I need to take a shower.

    I'm a 4th generation Texan.

    i know a few people from texas and they are pretty cool folks
    texans do a get a bad rap because seriously, there are a lot of ignorant vocal texans. not like stupid people in california, i know we have those, but there are times when i hear someone say something so completely naive/bigotted/narrow-minded and the first that comes to mind is "you're from texas huh"

    jackfaces
    "If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
    - John McCallum
  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2005
    Starfuck wrote:
    denihilist wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    But not everyone in Texas at this very moment is a Texan.

    Right at this very moment, they actually ARE.

    Much to their dismay.

    You should read our state constitution.
    Oh shits, I've been to Texas (though only Dallas/Ft. Worth airport). Does that make me...oh god.

    I need to take a shower.

    I'm a 4th generation Texan.

    i know a few people from texas and they are pretty cool folks
    texans do a get a bad rap because seriously, there are a lot of ignorant vocal texans. not like stupid people in california, i know we have those, but there are times when i hear someone say something so completely naive/bigotted/narrow-minded and the first that comes to mind is "you're from texas huh"

    See, I moved out here from CA at the age of 20, and I never realized what a bunch of faggot hippie fucks Californians were until my third year in Dallas.

    I mean seriously, you fuckers outlawed smoking on the beach.

  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    Hunter wrote:
    Hey guys, I don't want to be a dick, but according to this demon with quite an impressive chart we are currently way down on our 69. Now I know we all like pounding ass and giving rimjobs, but there are hard working demons that make us gay that need our help in the 69 department. Let's get inverted!

    0045_07.gif
    Now for some good news: if you look in the first column, you'll see that interest in female genitalia among young men is at an all time low.

    Good work, demons.

    penguins.png
  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2005
    Hunter wrote:
    Hey guys, I don't want to be a dick, but according to this demon with quite an impressive chart we are currently way down on our 69. Now I know we all like pounding ass and giving rimjobs, but there are hard working demons that make us gay that need our help in the 69 department. Let's get inverted!

    0045_07.gif
    Now for some good news: if you look in the first column, you'll see that interest in female genitalia among young men is at an all time low.

    Good work, demons.

    Additionally, the fifth column shows that sperm production is still on the rise.

  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    Semen still seems to draw in the crowds, though.

  • SkankPlayaSkankPlaya Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    J. Grant wrote:
    Starfuck wrote:
    denihilist wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    But not everyone in Texas at this very moment is a Texan.

    Right at this very moment, they actually ARE.

    Much to their dismay.

    You should read our state constitution.
    Oh shits, I've been to Texas (though only Dallas/Ft. Worth airport). Does that make me...oh god.

    I need to take a shower.

    I'm a 4th generation Texan.

    i know a few people from texas and they are pretty cool folks
    texans do a get a bad rap because seriously, there are a lot of ignorant vocal texans. not like stupid people in california, i know we have those, but there are times when i hear someone say something so completely naive/bigotted/narrow-minded and the first that comes to mind is "you're from texas huh"

    See, I moved out here from CA at the age of 20, and I never realized what a bunch of faggot hippie fucks Californians were until my third year in Dallas.

    I mean seriously, you fuckers outlawed smoking on the beach.

    I used to work as a lifeguard on L.A. county beaches, and no, it is not against the law to smoke on the beach. We just would like it if youdidn't leave your smoldering butts there, people kinda like to lay on that sand.

  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2005
    SkankPlaya wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    Starfuck wrote:
    denihilist wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    But not everyone in Texas at this very moment is a Texan.

    Right at this very moment, they actually ARE.

    Much to their dismay.

    You should read our state constitution.
    Oh shits, I've been to Texas (though only Dallas/Ft. Worth airport). Does that make me...oh god.

    I need to take a shower.

    I'm a 4th generation Texan.

    i know a few people from texas and they are pretty cool folks
    texans do a get a bad rap because seriously, there are a lot of ignorant vocal texans. not like stupid people in california, i know we have those, but there are times when i hear someone say something so completely naive/bigotted/narrow-minded and the first that comes to mind is "you're from texas huh"

    See, I moved out here from CA at the age of 20, and I never realized what a bunch of faggot hippie fucks Californians were until my third year in Dallas.

    I mean seriously, you fuckers outlawed smoking on the beach.

    I used to work as a lifeguard on L.A. county beaches, and no, it is not against the law to smoke on the beach. We just would like it if youdidn't leave your smoldering butts there, people kinda like to lay on that sand.

    No sir.

    Last time I went to Venice Beach in 1999, a cop became angry that I hadn't noticed the postcard-sized "NO SMOKING ON THE BEACH" sign.

    So don't you pull my doodle, Slim. I got a straight-up fuzz tellin' me otherwise.

  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    J. Grant wrote:
    Starfuck wrote:
    denihilist wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    But not everyone in Texas at this very moment is a Texan.

    Right at this very moment, they actually ARE.

    Much to their dismay.

    You should read our state constitution.
    Oh shits, I've been to Texas (though only Dallas/Ft. Worth airport). Does that make me...oh god.

    I need to take a shower.

    I'm a 4th generation Texan.

    i know a few people from texas and they are pretty cool folks
    texans do a get a bad rap because seriously, there are a lot of ignorant vocal texans. not like stupid people in california, i know we have those, but there are times when i hear someone say something so completely naive/bigotted/narrow-minded and the first that comes to mind is "you're from texas huh"

    See, I moved out here from CA at the age of 20, and I never realized what a bunch of faggot hippie fucks Californians were until my third year in Dallas.

    I mean seriously, you fuckers outlawed smoking on the beach.
    Yeah, that's pretty gay. I still can't see myself living anywhere else, though.

    penguins.png
  • ZapfZapf Registered User
    edited October 2005
    You know, I don't consider myself to be an expert on US copyright law, but I'm pretty sure Defender is talking shit.

    hes mixing copyright law and trademark law like many other douches on the internet

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2005
    J. Grant wrote:
    Starfuck wrote:
    denihilist wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    But not everyone in Texas at this very moment is a Texan.

    Right at this very moment, they actually ARE.

    Much to their dismay.

    You should read our state constitution.
    Oh shits, I've been to Texas (though only Dallas/Ft. Worth airport). Does that make me...oh god.

    I need to take a shower.

    I'm a 4th generation Texan.

    i know a few people from texas and they are pretty cool folks
    texans do a get a bad rap because seriously, there are a lot of ignorant vocal texans. not like stupid people in california, i know we have those, but there are times when i hear someone say something so completely naive/bigotted/narrow-minded and the first that comes to mind is "you're from texas huh"

    See, I moved out here from CA at the age of 20, and I never realized what a bunch of faggot hippie fucks Californians were until my third year in Dallas.

    I mean seriously, you fuckers outlawed smoking on the beach.
    Yeah, that's pretty gay. I still can't see myself living anywhere else, though.

    You fuckers outlawed foie gras because you didn't want to hurt the ducks.

  • mightycroutonmightycrouton Registered User
    edited October 2005
    SkankPlaya wrote:
    Starfuck wrote:
    jack johnson?
    omg jack johnson
    something something bubbly toes

    I've seen that man in concert twice, the women swoon, but he looks kinda ape-ish. Oversized head n hands n all. He does make a pretty good surf movie though.

    Basically, he's the bastard child of Ryan Adams and Jeff Buckley

    only less cool music.

    not that i've ever heard his music but he looks like the bastard child of ryan adams and jeff buckley.

    Dely Apple wrote:
    Flicking on some vicodin and watching children's television is something you do and wake up next to like the geek, and no one wants that
  • A duck!A duck! Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2005
    J. Grant wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    Starfuck wrote:
    denihilist wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    But not everyone in Texas at this very moment is a Texan.

    Right at this very moment, they actually ARE.

    Much to their dismay.

    You should read our state constitution.
    Oh shits, I've been to Texas (though only Dallas/Ft. Worth airport). Does that make me...oh god.

    I need to take a shower.

    I'm a 4th generation Texan.

    i know a few people from texas and they are pretty cool folks
    texans do a get a bad rap because seriously, there are a lot of ignorant vocal texans. not like stupid people in california, i know we have those, but there are times when i hear someone say something so completely naive/bigotted/narrow-minded and the first that comes to mind is "you're from texas huh"

    See, I moved out here from CA at the age of 20, and I never realized what a bunch of faggot hippie fucks Californians were until my third year in Dallas.

    I mean seriously, you fuckers outlawed smoking on the beach.
    Yeah, that's pretty gay. I still can't see myself living anywhere else, though.

    You fuckers outlawed foie gras because you didn't want to hurt the ducks.

    Well, they are usually tightly caged and force-fed.

    Favorite quotes
    Spoiler:
  • SkankPlayaSkankPlaya Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    J. Grant wrote:
    SkankPlaya wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    Starfuck wrote:
    denihilist wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    But not everyone in Texas at this very moment is a Texan.

    Right at this very moment, they actually ARE.

    Much to their dismay.

    You should read our state constitution.
    Oh shits, I've been to Texas (though only Dallas/Ft. Worth airport). Does that make me...oh god.

    I need to take a shower.

    I'm a 4th generation Texan.

    i know a few people from texas and they are pretty cool folks
    texans do a get a bad rap because seriously, there are a lot of ignorant vocal texans. not like stupid people in california, i know we have those, but there are times when i hear someone say something so completely naive/bigotted/narrow-minded and the first that comes to mind is "you're from texas huh"

    See, I moved out here from CA at the age of 20, and I never realized what a bunch of faggot hippie fucks Californians were until my third year in Dallas.

    I mean seriously, you fuckers outlawed smoking on the beach.

    I used to work as a lifeguard on L.A. county beaches, and no, it is not against the law to smoke on the beach. We just would like it if youdidn't leave your smoldering butts there, people kinda like to lay on that sand.

    No sir.

    Last time I went to Venice Beach in 1999, a cop became angry that I hadn't noticed the postcard-sized "NO SMOKING ON THE BEACH" sign.

    So don't you pull my doodle, Slim. I got a straight-up fuzz tellin' me otherwise.

    Ok, well I was wrong about it not being legal, but sometimes cops are assholes, and seriously, if I saw you smoking the beach when I was working, I wouldn't do anything, nor would the other lifeguards, except if it was a slow day, which in Venice, it never is. I do understand that there are a lot more cops on that beach then other places, so you were just unlucky. Things like that normally go un-enforced.

    Thing is, most of the enforcement on beaches is from l-g's, and they're normally concerned with what is in the water. There are laws like no bbq's or drinking, or even dogs (and smoking I guess), but the reason behind all these laws is because some people ruined it for everyone. I bet that stuff would still be legal if people learned how to pick up after themselves , and knew how to act in public

  • JeebahJeebah Registered User
    edited October 2005
    guys we're getting away from what's really important, shitty games with evolution in the name.

    916188b.jpg

    lacks drive.
  • mightycroutonmightycrouton Registered User
    edited October 2005
    Jeebah wrote:
    guys we're getting away from what's really important, shitty games with evolution in the name.

    916188b.jpg

    You put Darwin to shame. >:O

    Dely Apple wrote:
    Flicking on some vicodin and watching children's television is something you do and wake up next to like the geek, and no one wants that
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