Jack Thompson topic

matt has a problem

Jack Chick is the original crazy Jack. Jack Thompson is still playing catch-up.

Dislexic

denihilist wrote:

They didn't glue your penis to your stomach I see.

Too bad...

Hunter wrote:

I'd pay $50 for a game where I can be Oscar the grouch and go postal down Sesame Street.

Gee Oscar, you're a grouch!

BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKIN TRASH CAN!

Penguin Incarnate

Florida is a horrible, horrible state and anyone who argues otherwise is hiding something.

CrossBuster

Kazhiim wrote:

Defender wrote:

Kazhiim wrote:

Well, he's a dick.

Yeah. He is. So? His points seem valid.

Except it's not, because he's a dick.

Are you saying that attacking the person instead of the position is a valid strategy in a debate?

T-Rex would be proud.

Dislexic

Penguin Incarnate wrote:

Florida is a horrible, horrible state and anyone who argues otherwise is hiding something.

It's ok, but it's just too fucking hot and it's full of fucking crazy republicans.

Hunter

matthasaproblem wrote:

Jack Chick is the original crazy Jack. Jack Thompson is still playing catch-up.

My point exactly. Jack Thompson only goes after the easy prey like video games. Jack Chick goes after gays, the Catholic Church, Islam, bikers, adultery, pornography, Hollywood, evolution, and dinosaurs.

Kazhiim

CrossBuster wrote:

Kazhiim wrote:

Defender wrote:

Kazhiim wrote:

Well, he's a dick.

Yeah. He is. So? His points seem valid.

Except it's not, because he's a dick.

Are you saying that attacking the person instead of the position is a valid strategy in a debate?

T-Rex would be proud.

No, because this isn't a debate. It's some asshole trying to break random shit.

sundays

Hunter wrote:

matthasaproblem wrote:

Jack Chick is the original crazy Jack. Jack Thompson is still playing catch-up.

My point exactly. Jack Thompson only goes after the easy prey like video games. Jack Chick goes after gays, the Catholic Church, Islam, bikers, adultery, pornography, Hollywood, evolution, and dinosaurs.

Don't forget Dungeons and Dragons.

SkankPlaya

Dislexic wrote:

Penguin Incarnate wrote:

Florida is a horrible, horrible state and anyone who argues otherwise is hiding something.

It's ok, but it's just too fucking hot and it's full of fucking crazy republicans.

Actually, there's a bunch of Democrats there. The Republicans just made it, so that they can't vote. Jeb and George 'n all.

Kaenneth

So are the Sesame Street folks liable for liable for http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/sesamestreet/default.php ?

The Geebs That Is A Pony

SkankPlaya wrote:

Dislexic wrote:

Penguin Incarnate wrote:

Florida is a horrible, horrible state and anyone who argues otherwise is hiding something.

It's ok, but it's just too fucking hot and it's full of fucking crazy republicans.

Actually, there's a bunch of Democrats there. The Republicans just made it, so that they can't vote. Jeb and George 'n all.

do you like boondocks

Tube

You know, I don't consider myself to be an expert on US copyright law, but I'm pretty sure Defender is talking shit.

CrossBuster

Kazhiim wrote:

CrossBuster wrote:

Kazhiim wrote:

Defender wrote:

Kazhiim wrote:

Well, he's a dick.

Yeah. He is. So? His points seem valid.

Except it's not, because he's a dick.

Are you saying that attacking the person instead of the position is a valid strategy in a debate?

T-Rex would be proud.

No, because this isn't a debate. It's some asshole trying to break random shit.

Fair enough, I suppose.

Jack Thompson engages in more ad hominum attacks than everyone on this board combined, anyway.

Knob

I want to slap people who say that shit

'Hohoho, nice strawman!'

or

'I'm afraid that's a slippery slope! Haha, you lose!'

Everyday conversation is not debate class. There is no panel of judges. And there aren't any rules that say I can't call you a faggot and slap your glasses straight off your face.

Hunter

Knob wrote:

I want to slap people who say that shit

'Hohoho, nice strawman!'

or

'I'm afraid that's a slippery slope! Haha, you lose!'

Everyday conversation is not debate class. There is no panel of judges. And there aren't any rules that say I can't call you a faggot and slap your glasses straight off your face.

Except the fact that assault is illegal, you're right.

A duck!

Knob wrote:

I want to slap people who say that shit

'Hohoho, nice strawman!'

or

'I'm afraid that's a slippery slope! Haha, you lose!'

Everyday conversation is not debate class. There is no panel of judges. And there aren't any rules that say I can't call you a faggot and slap your glasses straight off your face.

There is the rule that I'd break your ass if you did.

CrossBuster

Knob wrote:

call you a faggot and slap your glasses straight off your face.

Man, this is highschool all over again.

J. Grant

Knob wrote:

And there aren't any rules that say I can't call you a faggot and slap your glasses straight off your face.

OMFG NUB CHEK TEH RULES THREAD!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!









No wait

Penguin Incarnate

Florida isn't full of crazy Republicans or crazy Democrats, it's full of retards, deadbeats, criminals and old people. Nothing in between. No compromises. No half steps. It's a terrible state.

SkankPlaya

Geebs wrote:

SkankPlaya wrote:

Dislexic wrote:

Penguin Incarnate wrote:

Florida is a horrible, horrible state and anyone who argues otherwise is hiding something.

It's ok, but it's just too fucking hot and it's full of fucking crazy republicans.

Actually, there's a bunch of Democrats there. The Republicans just made it, so that they can't vote. Jeb and George 'n all.

do you like boondocks

Do they make that 'wine' like drink?

Jeebah

Hunter wrote:

matthasaproblem wrote:

Jack Chick is the original crazy Jack. Jack Thompson is still playing catch-up.

My point exactly. Jack Thompson only goes after the easy prey like video games. Jack Chick goes after gays, the Catholic Church, Islam, bikers, adultery, pornography, Hollywood, evolution, and dinosaurs.

he might be on to something

Knob

Hunter wrote:

Knob wrote:

I want to slap people who say that shit

'Hohoho, nice strawman!'

or

'I'm afraid that's a slippery slope! Haha, you lose!'

Everyday conversation is not debate class. There is no panel of judges. And there aren't any rules that say I can't call you a faggot and slap your glasses straight off your face.

Except the fact that assault is illegal, you're right.

Okay, maybe there is a rule against the slapping

Dislexic

Penguin Incarnate wrote:

it's full of retards, deadbeats, criminals and old people.

I'm none of those, stop talking out your ass.

CrossBuster

Dislexic wrote:

Penguin Incarnate wrote:

it's full of retards, deadbeats, criminals and old people.

I'm none of those, stop talking out your ass.

To say that a place is "full of" a certain type of person is not meant to imply that every single person there is that type. At least it isn't when I say it. I don't want to put words into Penguin's mouth.

J. Grant

Dislexic wrote:

Penguin Incarnate wrote:

it's full of retards, deadbeats, criminals and old people.

I'm none of those, stop talking out your ass.

WHAT


U LIED 2 ME

A duck!

Knob wrote:

Hunter wrote:

Knob wrote:

I want to slap people who say that shit

'Hohoho, nice strawman!'

or

'I'm afraid that's a slippery slope! Haha, you lose!'

Everyday conversation is not debate class. There is no panel of judges. And there aren't any rules that say I can't call you a faggot and slap your glasses straight off your face.

Except the fact that assault is illegal, you're right.

Okay, maybe there is a rule against the slapping

Oh, but me breaking your ass isn't something that worries you?

Fucking faggot.

SkankPlaya

Hunter wrote:

Knob wrote:

I want to slap people who say that shit

'Hohoho, nice strawman!'

or

'I'm afraid that's a slippery slope! Haha, you lose!'

Everyday conversation is not debate class. There is no panel of judges. And there aren't any rules that say I can't call you a faggot and slap your glasses straight off your face.

Except the fact that assault is illegal, you're right.

If he were to 'slap your glasses straight off your face', that would in fact be Battery and not assault. That is a common mistake. This is because many states combine both into 1 action, which is wrong to do.

Assault is the tort for a 'near miss' like if he were to try and slap, but narrowly miss.

Battery is a harmful/ indecent touching.

J. Grant

CrossBuster wrote:

Dislexic wrote:

Penguin Incarnate wrote:

it's full of retards, deadbeats, criminals and old people.

I'm none of those, stop talking out your ass.

To say that a place is "full of" a certain type of person is not meant to imply that every single person there is that thing. At least it isn't when I say it. I don't want to put words into Penguin's mouth.

OK, I have to say: Texas is fucking FULL of Texans.

No, really.

For reals.

Knob

A duck! wrote:

Knob wrote:

Hunter wrote:

Knob wrote:

I want to slap people who say that shit

'Hohoho, nice strawman!'

or

'I'm afraid that's a slippery slope! Haha, you lose!'

Everyday conversation is not debate class. There is no panel of judges. And there aren't any rules that say I can't call you a faggot and slap your glasses straight off your face.

Except the fact that assault is illegal, you're right.

Okay, maybe there is a rule against the slapping

Oh, but me breaking your ass isn't something that worries you?

Fucking faggot.

My ass is like Bruce Willis

It is Unbreakable

Penguin Incarnate

Dislexic wrote:

Penguin Incarnate wrote:

it's full of retards, deadbeats, criminals and old people.

I'm none of those, stop talking out your ass.

He's hiding something.

J. Grant

A duck! wrote:

Oh, but me breaking your ass isn't something that worries you?

Fucking faggot.

Now now, ducky. We still love you.




And by "we" I mean "nobody."

CrossBuster

J. Grant wrote:

CrossBuster wrote:

Dislexic wrote:

Penguin Incarnate wrote:

it's full of retards, deadbeats, criminals and old people.

I'm none of those, stop talking out your ass.

To say that a place is "full of" a certain type of person is not meant to imply that every single person there is that thing. At least it isn't when I say it. I don't want to put words into Penguin's mouth.

OK, I have to say: Texas is fucking FULL of Texans.

No, really.

For reals.

But not everyone in Texas at this very moment is a Texan.

denihilist

So I can use my cock in battery and assault but only one will allow for contact?

Kazhiim

The way I see it, it's like a guy that comes into your house who happens to be a luddite. He sees you've got lightbulbs, and he wants to smash them. He tells you he wants to break the shit out of them. Moreso, he tries to rally people to his cause of smashing your shit. Now, he doesn't outright smash em. He's "reasonable." But he wants to. And if given the chance, he will.


Yeah. No.

A duck!

Knob wrote:

A duck! wrote:

Knob wrote:

Hunter wrote:

Knob wrote:

I want to slap people who say that shit

'Hohoho, nice strawman!'

or

'I'm afraid that's a slippery slope! Haha, you lose!'

Everyday conversation is not debate class. There is no panel of judges. And there aren't any rules that say I can't call you a faggot and slap your glasses straight off your face.

Except the fact that assault is illegal, you're right.

Okay, maybe there is a rule against the slapping

Oh, but me breaking your ass isn't something that worries you?

Fucking faggot.

My ass is like Bruce Willis

It is Unbreakable

Not if I submerge it in fluids.

Knob

Penguin Incarnate wrote:

Dislexic wrote:

Penguin Incarnate wrote:

it's full of retards, deadbeats, criminals and old people.

I'm none of those, stop talking out your ass.

He's hiding something.

Pedophila is a crime

Knob

A duck! wrote:

Knob wrote:

A duck! wrote:

Knob wrote:

Hunter wrote:

Knob wrote:

I want to slap people who say that shit

'Hohoho, nice strawman!'

or

'I'm afraid that's a slippery slope! Haha, you lose!'

Everyday conversation is not debate class. There is no panel of judges. And there aren't any rules that say I can't call you a faggot and slap your glasses straight off your face.

Except the fact that assault is illegal, you're right.

Okay, maybe there is a rule against the slapping

Oh, but me breaking your ass isn't something that worries you?

Fucking faggot.

My ass is like Bruce Willis

It is Unbreakable

Not if I submerge it in fluids.

...






Fuck

J. Grant

CrossBuster wrote:

But not everyone in Texas at this very moment is a Texan.

Right at this very moment, they actually ARE.

Much to their dismay.

You should read our state constitution.

Hunter

Hey guys, I don't want to be a dick, but according to this demon with quite an impressive chart we are currently way down on our 69. Now I know we all like pounding ass and giving rimjobs, but there are hard working demons that make us gay that need our help in the 69 department. Let's get inverted!

CrossBuster

J. Grant wrote:

CrossBuster wrote:

But not everyone in Texas at this very moment is a Texan.

Right at this very moment, they actually ARE.

Much to their dismay.

You should read our state constitution.

Oh shits, I've been to Texas (though only Dallas/Ft. Worth airport). Does that make me...oh god.

I need to take a shower.