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Jack Thompson topic

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    Jack Chick is the original crazy Jack. Jack Thompson is still playing catch-up.

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    All my fuckin life I lived a normal fuckin life
  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    edited October 2005
    denihilist wrote:
    They didn't glue your penis to your stomach I see.

    Too bad...
    Hunter wrote:
    I'd pay $50 for a game where I can be Oscar the grouch and go postal down Sesame Street.

    Gee Oscar, you're a grouch!

    BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKIN TRASH CAN!

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    Florida is a horrible, horrible state and anyone who argues otherwise is hiding something.

  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    Kazhiim wrote:
    Defender wrote:
    Kazhiim wrote:
    Well, he's a dick.

    Yeah. He is. So? His points seem valid.


    Except it's not, because he's a dick.
    Are you saying that attacking the person instead of the position is a valid strategy in a debate?

    T-Rex would be proud.

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  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    edited October 2005
    Florida is a horrible, horrible state and anyone who argues otherwise is hiding something.

    It's ok, but it's just too fucking hot and it's full of fucking crazy republicans.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    Jack Chick is the original crazy Jack. Jack Thompson is still playing catch-up.

    My point exactly. Jack Thompson only goes after the easy prey like video games. Jack Chick goes after gays, the Catholic Church, Islam, bikers, adultery, pornography, Hollywood, evolution, and dinosaurs.

  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2005
    Kazhiim wrote:
    Defender wrote:
    Kazhiim wrote:
    Well, he's a dick.

    Yeah. He is. So? His points seem valid.


    Except it's not, because he's a dick.
    Are you saying that attacking the person instead of the position is a valid strategy in a debate?

    T-Rex would be proud.

    No, because this isn't a debate. It's some asshole trying to break random shit.

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  • sundayssundays Registered User
    edited October 2005
    Hunter wrote:
    Jack Chick is the original crazy Jack. Jack Thompson is still playing catch-up.

    My point exactly. Jack Thompson only goes after the easy prey like video games. Jack Chick goes after gays, the Catholic Church, Islam, bikers, adultery, pornography, Hollywood, evolution, and dinosaurs.

    Don't forget Dungeons and Dragons.

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  • SkankPlayaSkankPlaya Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    Dislexic wrote:
    Florida is a horrible, horrible state and anyone who argues otherwise is hiding something.

    It's ok, but it's just too fucking hot and it's full of fucking crazy republicans.

    Actually, there's a bunch of Democrats there. The Republicans just made it, so that they can't vote. Jeb and George 'n all.

  • KaennethKaenneth Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    So are the Sesame Street folks liable for liable for http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/sesamestreet/default.php ?

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  • edited October 2005
    SkankPlaya wrote:
    Dislexic wrote:
    Florida is a horrible, horrible state and anyone who argues otherwise is hiding something.

    It's ok, but it's just too fucking hot and it's full of fucking crazy republicans.

    Actually, there's a bunch of Democrats there. The Republicans just made it, so that they can't vote. Jeb and George 'n all.

    do you like boondocks

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  • TubeTube Says some shit Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited October 2005
    You know, I don't consider myself to be an expert on US copyright law, but I'm pretty sure Defender is talking shit.

  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    Kazhiim wrote:
    Kazhiim wrote:
    Defender wrote:
    Kazhiim wrote:
    Well, he's a dick.

    Yeah. He is. So? His points seem valid.


    Except it's not, because he's a dick.
    Are you saying that attacking the person instead of the position is a valid strategy in a debate?

    T-Rex would be proud.

    No, because this isn't a debate. It's some asshole trying to break random shit.
    Fair enough, I suppose.

    Jack Thompson engages in more ad hominum attacks than everyone on this board combined, anyway.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited October 2005
    I want to slap people who say that shit

    'Hohoho, nice strawman!'

    or

    'I'm afraid that's a slippery slope! Haha, you lose!'

    Everyday conversation is not debate class. There is no panel of judges. And there aren't any rules that say I can't call you a faggot and slap your glasses straight off your face.

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    Knob wrote:
    I want to slap people who say that shit

    'Hohoho, nice strawman!'

    or

    'I'm afraid that's a slippery slope! Haha, you lose!'

    Everyday conversation is not debate class. There is no panel of judges. And there aren't any rules that say I can't call you a faggot and slap your glasses straight off your face.

    Except the fact that assault is illegal, you're right.

  • A steak!A steak! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2005
    Knob wrote:
    I want to slap people who say that shit

    'Hohoho, nice strawman!'

    or

    'I'm afraid that's a slippery slope! Haha, you lose!'

    Everyday conversation is not debate class. There is no panel of judges. And there aren't any rules that say I can't call you a faggot and slap your glasses straight off your face.

    There is the rule that I'd break your ass if you did.

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    Knob wrote:
    call you a faggot and slap your glasses straight off your face.

    Man, this is highschool all over again.

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2005
    Knob wrote:
    And there aren't any rules that say I can't call you a faggot and slap your glasses straight off your face.

    OMFG NUB CHEK TEH RULES THREAD!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!









    No wait

  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    Florida isn't full of crazy Republicans or crazy Democrats, it's full of retards, deadbeats, criminals and old people. Nothing in between. No compromises. No half steps. It's a terrible state.

  • SkankPlayaSkankPlaya Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    Geebs wrote:
    SkankPlaya wrote:
    Dislexic wrote:
    Florida is a horrible, horrible state and anyone who argues otherwise is hiding something.

    It's ok, but it's just too fucking hot and it's full of fucking crazy republicans.

    Actually, there's a bunch of Democrats there. The Republicans just made it, so that they can't vote. Jeb and George 'n all.

    do you like boondocks

    Do they make that 'wine' like drink?

  • JeebahJeebah Registered User
    edited October 2005
    Hunter wrote:
    Jack Chick is the original crazy Jack. Jack Thompson is still playing catch-up.

    My point exactly. Jack Thompson only goes after the easy prey like video games. Jack Chick goes after gays, the Catholic Church, Islam, bikers, adultery, pornography, Hollywood, evolution, and dinosaurs.
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    he might be on to something

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited October 2005
    Hunter wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    I want to slap people who say that shit

    'Hohoho, nice strawman!'

    or

    'I'm afraid that's a slippery slope! Haha, you lose!'

    Everyday conversation is not debate class. There is no panel of judges. And there aren't any rules that say I can't call you a faggot and slap your glasses straight off your face.

    Except the fact that assault is illegal, you're right.

    Okay, maybe there is a rule against the slapping

  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    edited October 2005
    it's full of retards, deadbeats, criminals and old people.

    I'm none of those, stop talking out your ass.

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    Dislexic wrote:
    it's full of retards, deadbeats, criminals and old people.

    I'm none of those, stop talking out your ass.
    To say that a place is "full of" a certain type of person is not meant to imply that every single person there is that type. At least it isn't when I say it. I don't want to put words into Penguin's mouth.

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2005
    Dislexic wrote:
    it's full of retards, deadbeats, criminals and old people.

    I'm none of those, stop talking out your ass.

    WHAT


    U LIED 2 ME

  • A steak!A steak! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2005
    Knob wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    I want to slap people who say that shit

    'Hohoho, nice strawman!'

    or

    'I'm afraid that's a slippery slope! Haha, you lose!'

    Everyday conversation is not debate class. There is no panel of judges. And there aren't any rules that say I can't call you a faggot and slap your glasses straight off your face.

    Except the fact that assault is illegal, you're right.

    Okay, maybe there is a rule against the slapping

    Oh, but me breaking your ass isn't something that worries you?

    Fucking faggot.

    Favorite quotes
    Spoiler:
  • SkankPlayaSkankPlaya Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    Hunter wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    I want to slap people who say that shit

    'Hohoho, nice strawman!'

    or

    'I'm afraid that's a slippery slope! Haha, you lose!'

    Everyday conversation is not debate class. There is no panel of judges. And there aren't any rules that say I can't call you a faggot and slap your glasses straight off your face.

    Except the fact that assault is illegal, you're right.

    If he were to 'slap your glasses straight off your face', that would in fact be Battery and not assault. That is a common mistake. This is because many states combine both into 1 action, which is wrong to do.

    Assault is the tort for a 'near miss' like if he were to try and slap, but narrowly miss.

    Battery is a harmful/ indecent touching.

  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2005
    Dislexic wrote:
    it's full of retards, deadbeats, criminals and old people.

    I'm none of those, stop talking out your ass.
    To say that a place is "full of" a certain type of person is not meant to imply that every single person there is that thing. At least it isn't when I say it. I don't want to put words into Penguin's mouth.

    OK, I have to say: Texas is fucking FULL of Texans.

    No, really.

    For reals.

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited October 2005
    A duck! wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    I want to slap people who say that shit

    'Hohoho, nice strawman!'

    or

    'I'm afraid that's a slippery slope! Haha, you lose!'

    Everyday conversation is not debate class. There is no panel of judges. And there aren't any rules that say I can't call you a faggot and slap your glasses straight off your face.

    Except the fact that assault is illegal, you're right.

    Okay, maybe there is a rule against the slapping

    Oh, but me breaking your ass isn't something that worries you?

    Fucking faggot.

    My ass is like Bruce Willis

    It is Unbreakable

  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    Dislexic wrote:
    it's full of retards, deadbeats, criminals and old people.

    I'm none of those, stop talking out your ass.
    He's hiding something.

  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2005
    A duck! wrote:

    Oh, but me breaking your ass isn't something that worries you?

    Fucking faggot.

    Now now, ducky. We still love you.




    And by "we" I mean "nobody."

  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    J. Grant wrote:
    Dislexic wrote:
    it's full of retards, deadbeats, criminals and old people.

    I'm none of those, stop talking out your ass.
    To say that a place is "full of" a certain type of person is not meant to imply that every single person there is that thing. At least it isn't when I say it. I don't want to put words into Penguin's mouth.

    OK, I have to say: Texas is fucking FULL of Texans.

    No, really.

    For reals.
    But not everyone in Texas at this very moment is a Texan.

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  • denihilistdenihilist tiny, tiny little man live music capitol of the worldRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2005
    So I can use my cock in battery and assault but only one will allow for contact?

  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2005
    The way I see it, it's like a guy that comes into your house who happens to be a luddite. He sees you've got lightbulbs, and he wants to smash them. He tells you he wants to break the shit out of them. Moreso, he tries to rally people to his cause of smashing your shit. Now, he doesn't outright smash em. He's "reasonable." But he wants to. And if given the chance, he will.


    Yeah. No.

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  • A steak!A steak! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2005
    Knob wrote:
    A duck! wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    I want to slap people who say that shit

    'Hohoho, nice strawman!'

    or

    'I'm afraid that's a slippery slope! Haha, you lose!'

    Everyday conversation is not debate class. There is no panel of judges. And there aren't any rules that say I can't call you a faggot and slap your glasses straight off your face.

    Except the fact that assault is illegal, you're right.

    Okay, maybe there is a rule against the slapping

    Oh, but me breaking your ass isn't something that worries you?

    Fucking faggot.

    My ass is like Bruce Willis

    It is Unbreakable

    Not if I submerge it in fluids.

    Favorite quotes
    Spoiler:
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited October 2005
    Dislexic wrote:
    it's full of retards, deadbeats, criminals and old people.

    I'm none of those, stop talking out your ass.
    He's hiding something.

    Pedophila is a crime

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited October 2005
    A duck! wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    A duck! wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    I want to slap people who say that shit

    'Hohoho, nice strawman!'

    or

    'I'm afraid that's a slippery slope! Haha, you lose!'

    Everyday conversation is not debate class. There is no panel of judges. And there aren't any rules that say I can't call you a faggot and slap your glasses straight off your face.

    Except the fact that assault is illegal, you're right.

    Okay, maybe there is a rule against the slapping

    Oh, but me breaking your ass isn't something that worries you?

    Fucking faggot.

    My ass is like Bruce Willis

    It is Unbreakable

    Not if I submerge it in fluids.

    ...






    Fuck

  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2005
    But not everyone in Texas at this very moment is a Texan.

    Right at this very moment, they actually ARE.

    Much to their dismay.

    You should read our state constitution.

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    Hey guys, I don't want to be a dick, but according to this demon with quite an impressive chart we are currently way down on our 69. Now I know we all like pounding ass and giving rimjobs, but there are hard working demons that make us gay that need our help in the 69 department. Let's get inverted!

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    J. Grant wrote:
    But not everyone in Texas at this very moment is a Texan.

    Right at this very moment, they actually ARE.

    Much to their dismay.

    You should read our state constitution.
    Oh shits, I've been to Texas (though only Dallas/Ft. Worth airport). Does that make me...oh god.

    I need to take a shower.

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