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Jack Thompson topic

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2005
    jack johnson?
    JackJohnson_1_400.jpg
    something something bubbly toes

    jackfaces
    "If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
    - John McCallum
  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2005
    J. Grant wrote:
    But not everyone in Texas at this very moment is a Texan.

    Right at this very moment, they actually ARE.

    Much to their dismay.

    You should read our state constitution.
    Oh shits, I've been to Texas (though only Dallas/Ft. Worth airport). Does that make me...oh god.

    I need to take a shower.

    Well you left, which (according to the state constitution) makes you....







    A Brazilian.

  • denihilistdenihilist tiny, tiny little man live music capitol of the worldRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2005
    J. Grant wrote:
    But not everyone in Texas at this very moment is a Texan.

    Right at this very moment, they actually ARE.

    Much to their dismay.

    You should read our state constitution.
    Oh shits, I've been to Texas (though only Dallas/Ft. Worth airport). Does that make me...oh god.

    I need to take a shower.

    I'm a 4th generation Texan.

  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2005
    God I hate Chilli.

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  • 3v3v Registered User
    edited October 2005
    Starfuck wrote:
    jack johnson?
    JackJohnson_1_400.jpg
    something something bubbly toes

    Where did all the good people go?

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    PantsB wrote: »
    Koreans 4 Gate like this
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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2005
    denihilist wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    But not everyone in Texas at this very moment is a Texan.

    Right at this very moment, they actually ARE.

    Much to their dismay.

    You should read our state constitution.
    Oh shits, I've been to Texas (though only Dallas/Ft. Worth airport). Does that make me...oh god.

    I need to take a shower.

    I'm a 4th generation Texan.

    That makes you........


























    A macaroon?

    That can't be right.

  • SkankPlayaSkankPlaya Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    Starfuck wrote:
    jack johnson?
    JackJohnson_1_400.jpg
    something something bubbly toes

    I've seen that man in concert twice, the women swoon, but he looks kinda ape-ish. Oversized head n hands n all. He does make a pretty good surf movie though.

  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2005
    denihilist wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    But not everyone in Texas at this very moment is a Texan.

    Right at this very moment, they actually ARE.

    Much to their dismay.

    You should read our state constitution.
    Oh shits, I've been to Texas (though only Dallas/Ft. Worth airport). Does that make me...oh god.

    I need to take a shower.

    I'm a 4th generation Texan.

    i know a few people from texas and they are pretty cool folks
    texans do a get a bad rap because seriously, there are a lot of ignorant vocal texans. not like stupid people in california, i know we have those, but there are times when i hear someone say something so completely naive/bigotted/narrow-minded and the first that comes to mind is "you're from texas huh"

    jackfaces
    "If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
    - John McCallum
  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2005
    Starfuck wrote:
    denihilist wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    But not everyone in Texas at this very moment is a Texan.

    Right at this very moment, they actually ARE.

    Much to their dismay.

    You should read our state constitution.
    Oh shits, I've been to Texas (though only Dallas/Ft. Worth airport). Does that make me...oh god.

    I need to take a shower.

    I'm a 4th generation Texan.

    i know a few people from texas and they are pretty cool folks
    texans do a get a bad rap because seriously, there are a lot of ignorant vocal texans. not like stupid people in california, i know we have those, but there are times when i hear someone say something so completely naive/bigotted/narrow-minded and the first that comes to mind is "you're from texas huh"

    See, I moved out here from CA at the age of 20, and I never realized what a bunch of faggot hippie fucks Californians were until my third year in Dallas.

    I mean seriously, you fuckers outlawed smoking on the beach.

  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    Hunter wrote:
    Hey guys, I don't want to be a dick, but according to this demon with quite an impressive chart we are currently way down on our 69. Now I know we all like pounding ass and giving rimjobs, but there are hard working demons that make us gay that need our help in the 69 department. Let's get inverted!

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    Now for some good news: if you look in the first column, you'll see that interest in female genitalia among young men is at an all time low.

    Good work, demons.

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2005
    Hunter wrote:
    Hey guys, I don't want to be a dick, but according to this demon with quite an impressive chart we are currently way down on our 69. Now I know we all like pounding ass and giving rimjobs, but there are hard working demons that make us gay that need our help in the 69 department. Let's get inverted!

    0045_07.gif
    Now for some good news: if you look in the first column, you'll see that interest in female genitalia among young men is at an all time low.

    Good work, demons.

    Additionally, the fifth column shows that sperm production is still on the rise.

  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    Semen still seems to draw in the crowds, though.

  • SkankPlayaSkankPlaya Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    J. Grant wrote:
    Starfuck wrote:
    denihilist wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    But not everyone in Texas at this very moment is a Texan.

    Right at this very moment, they actually ARE.

    Much to their dismay.

    You should read our state constitution.
    Oh shits, I've been to Texas (though only Dallas/Ft. Worth airport). Does that make me...oh god.

    I need to take a shower.

    I'm a 4th generation Texan.

    i know a few people from texas and they are pretty cool folks
    texans do a get a bad rap because seriously, there are a lot of ignorant vocal texans. not like stupid people in california, i know we have those, but there are times when i hear someone say something so completely naive/bigotted/narrow-minded and the first that comes to mind is "you're from texas huh"

    See, I moved out here from CA at the age of 20, and I never realized what a bunch of faggot hippie fucks Californians were until my third year in Dallas.

    I mean seriously, you fuckers outlawed smoking on the beach.

    I used to work as a lifeguard on L.A. county beaches, and no, it is not against the law to smoke on the beach. We just would like it if youdidn't leave your smoldering butts there, people kinda like to lay on that sand.

  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2005
    SkankPlaya wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    Starfuck wrote:
    denihilist wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    But not everyone in Texas at this very moment is a Texan.

    Right at this very moment, they actually ARE.

    Much to their dismay.

    You should read our state constitution.
    Oh shits, I've been to Texas (though only Dallas/Ft. Worth airport). Does that make me...oh god.

    I need to take a shower.

    I'm a 4th generation Texan.

    i know a few people from texas and they are pretty cool folks
    texans do a get a bad rap because seriously, there are a lot of ignorant vocal texans. not like stupid people in california, i know we have those, but there are times when i hear someone say something so completely naive/bigotted/narrow-minded and the first that comes to mind is "you're from texas huh"

    See, I moved out here from CA at the age of 20, and I never realized what a bunch of faggot hippie fucks Californians were until my third year in Dallas.

    I mean seriously, you fuckers outlawed smoking on the beach.

    I used to work as a lifeguard on L.A. county beaches, and no, it is not against the law to smoke on the beach. We just would like it if youdidn't leave your smoldering butts there, people kinda like to lay on that sand.

    No sir.

    Last time I went to Venice Beach in 1999, a cop became angry that I hadn't noticed the postcard-sized "NO SMOKING ON THE BEACH" sign.

    So don't you pull my doodle, Slim. I got a straight-up fuzz tellin' me otherwise.

  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    J. Grant wrote:
    Starfuck wrote:
    denihilist wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    But not everyone in Texas at this very moment is a Texan.

    Right at this very moment, they actually ARE.

    Much to their dismay.

    You should read our state constitution.
    Oh shits, I've been to Texas (though only Dallas/Ft. Worth airport). Does that make me...oh god.

    I need to take a shower.

    I'm a 4th generation Texan.

    i know a few people from texas and they are pretty cool folks
    texans do a get a bad rap because seriously, there are a lot of ignorant vocal texans. not like stupid people in california, i know we have those, but there are times when i hear someone say something so completely naive/bigotted/narrow-minded and the first that comes to mind is "you're from texas huh"

    See, I moved out here from CA at the age of 20, and I never realized what a bunch of faggot hippie fucks Californians were until my third year in Dallas.

    I mean seriously, you fuckers outlawed smoking on the beach.
    Yeah, that's pretty gay. I still can't see myself living anywhere else, though.

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  • ZapfZapf Registered User
    edited October 2005
    You know, I don't consider myself to be an expert on US copyright law, but I'm pretty sure Defender is talking shit.

    hes mixing copyright law and trademark law like many other douches on the internet

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2005
    J. Grant wrote:
    Starfuck wrote:
    denihilist wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    But not everyone in Texas at this very moment is a Texan.

    Right at this very moment, they actually ARE.

    Much to their dismay.

    You should read our state constitution.
    Oh shits, I've been to Texas (though only Dallas/Ft. Worth airport). Does that make me...oh god.

    I need to take a shower.

    I'm a 4th generation Texan.

    i know a few people from texas and they are pretty cool folks
    texans do a get a bad rap because seriously, there are a lot of ignorant vocal texans. not like stupid people in california, i know we have those, but there are times when i hear someone say something so completely naive/bigotted/narrow-minded and the first that comes to mind is "you're from texas huh"

    See, I moved out here from CA at the age of 20, and I never realized what a bunch of faggot hippie fucks Californians were until my third year in Dallas.

    I mean seriously, you fuckers outlawed smoking on the beach.
    Yeah, that's pretty gay. I still can't see myself living anywhere else, though.

    You fuckers outlawed foie gras because you didn't want to hurt the ducks.

  • mightycroutonmightycrouton Registered User
    edited October 2005
    SkankPlaya wrote:
    Starfuck wrote:
    jack johnson?
    omg jack johnson
    something something bubbly toes

    I've seen that man in concert twice, the women swoon, but he looks kinda ape-ish. Oversized head n hands n all. He does make a pretty good surf movie though.

    Basically, he's the bastard child of Ryan Adams and Jeff Buckley

    only less cool music.

    not that i've ever heard his music but he looks like the bastard child of ryan adams and jeff buckley.

    Dely Apple wrote:
    Flicking on some vicodin and watching children's television is something you do and wake up next to like the geek, and no one wants that
  • A steak!A steak! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2005
    J. Grant wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    Starfuck wrote:
    denihilist wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    But not everyone in Texas at this very moment is a Texan.

    Right at this very moment, they actually ARE.

    Much to their dismay.

    You should read our state constitution.
    Oh shits, I've been to Texas (though only Dallas/Ft. Worth airport). Does that make me...oh god.

    I need to take a shower.

    I'm a 4th generation Texan.

    i know a few people from texas and they are pretty cool folks
    texans do a get a bad rap because seriously, there are a lot of ignorant vocal texans. not like stupid people in california, i know we have those, but there are times when i hear someone say something so completely naive/bigotted/narrow-minded and the first that comes to mind is "you're from texas huh"

    See, I moved out here from CA at the age of 20, and I never realized what a bunch of faggot hippie fucks Californians were until my third year in Dallas.

    I mean seriously, you fuckers outlawed smoking on the beach.
    Yeah, that's pretty gay. I still can't see myself living anywhere else, though.

    You fuckers outlawed foie gras because you didn't want to hurt the ducks.

    Well, they are usually tightly caged and force-fed.

    Favorite quotes
    Spoiler:
  • SkankPlayaSkankPlaya Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    J. Grant wrote:
    SkankPlaya wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    Starfuck wrote:
    denihilist wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    But not everyone in Texas at this very moment is a Texan.

    Right at this very moment, they actually ARE.

    Much to their dismay.

    You should read our state constitution.
    Oh shits, I've been to Texas (though only Dallas/Ft. Worth airport). Does that make me...oh god.

    I need to take a shower.

    I'm a 4th generation Texan.

    i know a few people from texas and they are pretty cool folks
    texans do a get a bad rap because seriously, there are a lot of ignorant vocal texans. not like stupid people in california, i know we have those, but there are times when i hear someone say something so completely naive/bigotted/narrow-minded and the first that comes to mind is "you're from texas huh"

    See, I moved out here from CA at the age of 20, and I never realized what a bunch of faggot hippie fucks Californians were until my third year in Dallas.

    I mean seriously, you fuckers outlawed smoking on the beach.

    I used to work as a lifeguard on L.A. county beaches, and no, it is not against the law to smoke on the beach. We just would like it if youdidn't leave your smoldering butts there, people kinda like to lay on that sand.

    No sir.

    Last time I went to Venice Beach in 1999, a cop became angry that I hadn't noticed the postcard-sized "NO SMOKING ON THE BEACH" sign.

    So don't you pull my doodle, Slim. I got a straight-up fuzz tellin' me otherwise.

    Ok, well I was wrong about it not being legal, but sometimes cops are assholes, and seriously, if I saw you smoking the beach when I was working, I wouldn't do anything, nor would the other lifeguards, except if it was a slow day, which in Venice, it never is. I do understand that there are a lot more cops on that beach then other places, so you were just unlucky. Things like that normally go un-enforced.

    Thing is, most of the enforcement on beaches is from l-g's, and they're normally concerned with what is in the water. There are laws like no bbq's or drinking, or even dogs (and smoking I guess), but the reason behind all these laws is because some people ruined it for everyone. I bet that stuff would still be legal if people learned how to pick up after themselves , and knew how to act in public

  • JeebahJeebah Registered User
    edited October 2005
    guys we're getting away from what's really important, shitty games with evolution in the name.

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    lacks drive.
  • mightycroutonmightycrouton Registered User
    edited October 2005
    Jeebah wrote:
    guys we're getting away from what's really important, shitty games with evolution in the name.

    916188b.jpg

    You put Darwin to shame. >:O

    Dely Apple wrote:
    Flicking on some vicodin and watching children's television is something you do and wake up next to like the geek, and no one wants that
  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
  • SkankPlayaSkankPlaya Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    Jeebah wrote:
    guys we're getting away from what's really important, shitty games with evolution in the name.

    916188b.jpg

    You put Darwin to shame. >:O

    We support those who can't support themselves here in SE++

  • JeebahJeebah Registered User
    edited October 2005
    Jeebah wrote:
    guys we're getting away from what's really important, shitty games with evolution in the name.

    916188b.jpg

    You put Darwin to shame. >:O

    more like, survival of the shittest
    ho ho

    lacks drive.
  • mightycroutonmightycrouton Registered User
    edited October 2005
    SkankPlaya wrote:
    Jeebah wrote:
    guys we're getting away from what's really important, shitty games with evolution in the name.

    916188b.jpg

    You put Darwin to shame. >:O

    We support those who can't support themselves here in SE++

    that deserves to be quoted, unfort. i have no more quote space.
    it's the thought that counts.

    Dely Apple wrote:
    Flicking on some vicodin and watching children's television is something you do and wake up next to like the geek, and no one wants that
  • redstormpopcornredstormpopcorn Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    Jeebah wrote:
    guys we're getting away from what's really important, shitty games with evolution in the name.

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  • JeebahJeebah Registered User
    edited October 2005
    That is the strongest argument against evolution I've ever seen

    lacks drive.
  • SkankPlayaSkankPlaya Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    every one of those games looks shitty.

    this is why I don't own a consol, I'd probably end up only playing MGS or Metroid

  • redstormpopcornredstormpopcorn Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    I think VF4:Evolution is probably the only good game with evolution in the title, ever.

    E.V.O.: The Search for Eden doesn't count.

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  • DeepQantasDeepQantas Registered User
    edited October 2005
    Defender wrote:
    2) There are porn sites (he claims) putting out mods labelled as being for "The Sims" and EA is encouraging modding the game. If EA does not protect its copyright, it will lose it. Remember the Strawberry Shortcake comic that PA got threatened over? Apparently American Greetings HAD TO do that or else Strawberry Shortcake would become public domain. The law sasy that you must defend your IP every time you see it used without license, or else you are (legally) giving permission to use it. So if EA doesn't stop people from doing that, then it can't claim copyright on The Sims anymore. Since they ARE claiming copyright on The Sims, that means that they are, legally, consenting to pornographic mods of a T-rated game that are distributed over the internet.
    Making a mod for The Sims is not a violation of copyright.

    Making The Sims Unreal Tournament is a violation of copyright.


    Or are these sites selling the mods?

    m~
  • SkankPlayaSkankPlaya Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    DeepQantas wrote:
    Defender wrote:
    2) There are porn sites (he claims) putting out mods labelled as being for "The Sims" and EA is encouraging modding the game. If EA does not protect its copyright, it will lose it. Remember the Strawberry Shortcake comic that PA got threatened over? Apparently American Greetings HAD TO do that or else Strawberry Shortcake would become public domain. The law sasy that you must defend your IP every time you see it used without license, or else you are (legally) giving permission to use it. So if EA doesn't stop people from doing that, then it can't claim copyright on The Sims anymore. Since they ARE claiming copyright on The Sims, that means that they are, legally, consenting to pornographic mods of a T-rated game that are distributed over the internet.
    Making a mod for The Sims is not a violation of copyright.

    Making The Sims Unreal Tournament is a violation of copyright.


    Or are these sites selling the mods?

    I can't wait to take copywright law next year.

  • BogdanichBogdanich Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    Jeebah wrote:
    Jeebah wrote:
    guys we're getting away from what's really important, shitty games with evolution in the name.

    916188b.jpg

    You put Darwin to shame. >:O

    more like, survival of the shittest
    ho ho

    I do see what you did there, sir

    Survival of the shittest! That's goin' in the act.













    No, seriously. I like that

















    A lot :winky:

  • JeebahJeebah Registered User
    edited October 2005
    That joke is my crowning achievement.

    also: :winky: :winky:

    when there's two it's twice the funny

    lacks drive.
  • denihilistdenihilist tiny, tiny little man live music capitol of the worldRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2005
    A duck! wrote:
    Well, they are usually tightly caged and force-fed.

    Enough with your sick fantasies.

  • denihilistdenihilist tiny, tiny little man live music capitol of the worldRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2005
    I've been listening to the Thompson interview. The whole Sims thing is pretty interesting legally.

  • RohaqRohaq Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    denihilist wrote:
    I've been listening to the Thompson interview. The whole Sims thing is pretty interesting legally.
    In what way? The folks at EA have said that the models are as anatomically correct as Barbie and Ken dolls. Quite frankly, I'm more inclined to believe the guys who modelled the characters than some guy who knows fuck all about game design.

    Spoiler:
  • KaennethKaenneth Registered User regular
    edited October 2005
    What cops don't know about the law, could fill a set of law books.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • edited October 2005
    Kaenneth wrote:
    What cops don't know about the law, could fill a set of law books.

    1) What the hell does that have to do with anything?

    2) You're fucking dumb.

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2005
    A duck! wrote:
    Well, they are usually tightly caged and force-fed.

    SHUT UP.

    THEY'RE DUCKS.

    AND DELICIOUS.

    IF BEATING THEM DAILY WITH A WIRE WHIP MADE THEM TASTE BETTER, I'D BE FOR THAT TOO.

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