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It's Dance Time!
Tweaked_Bat_
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Alright you homps, it's time to get some groove in this place.
Whether you're a pro, or have two left feet, I don't care - just post your favourite dance moves and styles, or just talk about how you love/hate dancing and things related. Are you the dude who rocks it out on the dance floor, or the dude who stands in the dark corner shuffling his feet?
Maybe you like to do some disco dancing? Post your best fuckin' disco moves!
Maybe you like to pop some pills and go raving? Invented any new moves whilst on a drug-induced high? Let us know! Maybe you're a hipster dancer? All dancin' to weird tunes and movin' your arms funny.
Maybe, like me, you're cursed with being white, and just can't dance to save your life? It's ok, I know how you feel.
Are you one of those cool cats / crazy asians who can pop and lock? Fuck you then, for being so damn cool.
Maybe you can't actually dance without a computer telling you where to place your feet? Hey, whatever works for you! Maybe you're asian and you can take it to the next level? Fucking Good for you!
There's so many damn dance styles, that I won't continue, I'll let you guys do the rest.
I'll just leave you with the fucking awesomest dance style ever - the motherfucking Charleston. Seriously, this is the greatest dance I have ever encountered, and I don't even like dancing. Learning this dance is on my list of things to do before I die!
Your turn dudes, show me your moves!
Whether you're a pro, or have two left feet, I don't care - just post your favourite dance moves and styles, or just talk about how you love/hate dancing and things related. Are you the dude who rocks it out on the dance floor, or the dude who stands in the dark corner shuffling his feet?
Maybe you like to do some disco dancing? Post your best fuckin' disco moves!
Maybe you like to pop some pills and go raving? Invented any new moves whilst on a drug-induced high? Let us know! Maybe you're a hipster dancer? All dancin' to weird tunes and movin' your arms funny.
Maybe, like me, you're cursed with being white, and just can't dance to save your life? It's ok, I know how you feel.
Are you one of those cool cats / crazy asians who can pop and lock? Fuck you then, for being so damn cool.
Maybe you can't actually dance without a computer telling you where to place your feet? Hey, whatever works for you! Maybe you're asian and you can take it to the next level? Fucking Good for you!
There's so many damn dance styles, that I won't continue, I'll let you guys do the rest.
I'll just leave you with the fucking awesomest dance style ever - the motherfucking Charleston. Seriously, this is the greatest dance I have ever encountered, and I don't even like dancing. Learning this dance is on my list of things to do before I die!
Your turn dudes, show me your moves!
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This got spammed so much last year, and GSM's parody didn't help.
EVERYBODY DANCE!
JUMP MAGIC JUMP
we can leave your freinds behind
now i'm lucky if i'm even awake still after the sun's gone down
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Rub your belly with Liza Minelli
Covered in jelly, you're gonna rub your belly
Jiggle your droopy balls with singin' Lou Rawis
Bounce off the walls, then jiggle them droopy balls
Grind your hips with the blond guy from CHIPS
Lick your lips
Stroke it clean with Martin Sheen
It's fucking obscense
Clench your ass-cheeks tight with sexy grandma Betty White
You'll see the light when your sphincter's tight
Could I perhaps leave my friends behind?
STICK OUT YOUR TUSH
HANDS ON YOUR HIPS
GIVE 'EM A PUSH
YOU'LL BE SURPRISED
YOU'RE DOING THE FRENCH MISTAKE
VIOLA!
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Bhangra.
LIKE THERE'S ASS IN YOUR PANTS
And then a step to the right
Put your hands on your hips
And bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust,
That really drives you insane
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=_C0GzFJGxno
Also I know I'm gay for knowing who he is.
Just shut up.
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fuck figure skating
It was hilarious because even though the interview was done recently the video quality was all degraded like his exercise videos.
swing is great
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I say a lot of things.
it doesn't help that i am completely uncoordinated, but swing is so fun to watch.
Plus the music. SOOO COOL.
Also, fedoras.
which type of swing?
I like to rock and roll!
Well I like to hip-hop!
This is Awesome
And I simply do not understand Tektonik dancing
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Uh, I want to say Lindy hop? Maybe? I've gone to three lessons. I do not know the difference.
Lindy Hop is cool
I'd take lessons but I have the coordination of ... nobody.
So it wouldn't go well. I took 2 years of formal dance before and that was enough.