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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Yeah right. Haven't you ever heard the story of Hansel and Gretel? It's about how to little kids got too fat so their parents sold them to an old lady who couldn't see too well as livestock and then they became pork-chops.

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  • PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Did anybody hear that story about the police officer that stole pot from the evidence room and went home and tried it with his wife? The officer called 911 and said the pot must've been bad because it made everything seem really slow and would they please send an ambulance.

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  • gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    I should put more shows on my iPod. All I have are a Venture Bros. episode and couple of Cowboy Bebops.
    All I have on my mp3 player are some SNL skits and a few music videos.

    I really need to transfer over some Boondocks or ATHF.

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  • PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Hey Charley, is it okay if I talk to strangers?

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  • gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Did anybody hear that story about the police officer that stole pot from the evidence room and went home and tried it with his wife? The officer called 911 and said the pot must've been bad because it made everything seem really slow and would they please send an ambulance.
    I'd like to know what he thought was gonna happen.

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    I like red noise.

    Communist.

    Communism is a red herring.

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  • ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Hey Charley, is it okay if I talk to strangers?

    Meow-rawr-meow-meow-me-meow-rawr.

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  • PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    gundam470 wrote: »
    Did anybody hear that story about the police officer that stole pot from the evidence room and went home and tried it with his wife? The officer called 911 and said the pot must've been bad because it made everything seem really slow and would they please send an ambulance.
    I'd like to know what he thought was gonna happen.

    The 911 operator was laughing at him.

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  • ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    gundam470 wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I should put more shows on my iPod. All I have are a Venture Bros. episode and couple of Cowboy Bebops.
    All I have on my mp3 player are some SNL skits and a few music videos.

    I really need to transfer over some Boondocks or ATHF.

    Meh, I'd think I'd rather listen to some radio shows than put up with something on such a small screen really.

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  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    I like red noise.

    Communist.

    Communism is a red herring.

    Just what a communist would say.

    Er.

    *Goes back to e-mailing Omega Services*

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  • PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Coldred wrote: »
    Hey Charley, is it okay if I talk to strangers?

    Meow-rawr-meow-meow-me-meow-rawr.

    No then.


    Just stay away from that hot tea, Charley. That's the first time a cartoon that uses paper cutouts has ever made me cringe.

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    gundam470 wrote: »
    Did anybody hear that story about the police officer that stole pot from the evidence room and went home and tried it with his wife? The officer called 911 and said the pot must've been bad because it made everything seem really slow and would they please send an ambulance.
    I'd like to know what he thought was gonna happen.

    Me too. And I think he got it backwards, the bullet-time effect seems to be associated with really good shit.

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  • gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Coldred wrote: »
    Meh, I'd think I'd rather listen to some radio shows than put up with something on such a small screen really.
    Something like a tv show I wouldn't mind watching on a small screen but I would probably find watching a movie unearable.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    What is this Charley you speak of

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  • gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    gundam470 wrote: »
    Did anybody hear that story about the police officer that stole pot from the evidence room and went home and tried it with his wife? The officer called 911 and said the pot must've been bad because it made everything seem really slow and would they please send an ambulance.
    I'd like to know what he thought was gonna happen.

    Me too. And I think he got it backwards, the bullet-time effect seems to be associated with really good shit.
    I hope that's what the 911 operator told him.

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    What is this Charley you speak of

    They are in the trees.

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  • PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    What is this Charley you speak of

    When you join the Mormon church you'll understand.

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  • ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    You know there's an armory in that wing of the main-church in Salt Lake City, right? I mean that's clearly why no one's allowed back there except their inner-circle. I bet they've got tanks and everything.

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  • PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Oh god Charley, don't pull down the tea. Don't pull down the tea!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKLHlNvOQyQ&feature=related

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  • ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    You know there's an armory in that wing of the main-church in Salt Lake City, right? I mean that's clearly why no one's allowed back there except their inner-circle. I bet they've got tanks and everything.

    Tanks? That's where they keep their doomsday weapon. You know, for the Revelations stuff.

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Coldred wrote: »
    You know there's an armory in that wing of the main-church in Salt Lake City, right? I mean that's clearly why no one's allowed back there except their inner-circle. I bet they've got tanks and everything.

    Tanks? That's where they keep their doomsday weapon. You know, for causing the Revelations stuff.

    Sinister plots!

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  • PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    You know there's an armory in that wing of the main-church in Salt Lake City, right? I mean that's clearly why no one's allowed back there except their inner-circle. I bet they've got tanks and everything.

    So they're planning to start a war with the Amish? I hear the Amish are going to use lovingly handcrafted catapults, which are mounted on little buggies pulled by horses.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    That cat talks all scary

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  • ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    You know there's an armory in that wing of the main-church in Salt Lake City, right? I mean that's clearly why no one's allowed back there except their inner-circle. I bet they've got tanks and everything.

    So they're planning to start a war with the Amish? I hear the Amish are going to use lovingly handcrafted catapults, which are mounted on little buggies pulled by horses.

    So they would like you believe. In actual fact the Amish are the leading group in nanotech bio-weaponry research. All the other stuff is just a huge front.

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Coldred wrote: »
    You know there's an armory in that wing of the main-church in Salt Lake City, right? I mean that's clearly why no one's allowed back there except their inner-circle. I bet they've got tanks and everything.

    So they're planning to start a war with the Amish? I hear the Amish are going to use lovingly handcrafted catapults, which are mounted on little buggies pulled by horses.

    So they would like you believe. In actual fact the Amish are the leading group in nanotech bio-weaponry research. All the other stuff is just a huge front.

    Also they're Jedi.

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  • ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Spectre > Jedi

    There, I said it.

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  • PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Here's the 911 pot cop call. The 911 operator doesn't laugh, it was the newscasters that told the story that were laughing.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU6AVtQethw&feature=related

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  • ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Church wrote: »
    Spectre > Jedi

    There, I said it.

    KOTOR > Mass Effect

    There, I said it.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    So it's about 5pm, and I have family members watching uninteresting-sounding movies nearbye.

    Should I:

    a) Give them enough time to finish the movie and invite me to dinner

    b) Go out and get some pizza or something

    c) Soup

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  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Coldred wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    Spectre > Jedi

    There, I said it.

    KOTOR > Mass Effect

    There, I said it.

    Gameplay-wise, I agree, to a certain extent. The dialogue seems kind of dumbed down in Mass Effect.

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Here's the 911 pot cop call. The 911 operator doesn't laugh, it was the newscasters that told the story that were laughing.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU6AVtQethw&feature=related

    Haha. Wow.

    Edit: Oh shit he lied about the weapon the first time.

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  • ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Church wrote: »
    Coldred wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    Spectre > Jedi

    There, I said it.

    KOTOR > Mass Effect

    There, I said it.

    Gameplay-wise, I agree, to a certain extent. The dialogue seems kind of dumbed down in Mass Effect.

    I found the Mako sections to be bloody annoying too. And it suffers from the Bioware thing of "Well you have this urgent, time-critical mission to complete but here's a load of other stuff to do as well". It's good for variety, but it sort of takes away from the drama of the main quest.

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  • PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    So it's about 5pm, and I have family members watching uninteresting-sounding movies nearbye.

    Should I:

    a) Give them enough time to finish the movie and invite me to dinner

    b) Go out and get some pizza or something

    c) Soup

    Order pizza so everybody can have some.

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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    So it's about 5pm, and I have family members watching uninteresting-sounding movies nearbye.

    Should I:

    a) Give them enough time to finish the movie and invite me to dinner

    b) Go out and get some pizza or something

    c) Soup

    How hungry are you? I'd go with a) if you knew they would invite you to dinner and you're not on the edge of starvation, otherwise I'd go with b).

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Here's the 911 pot cop call. The 911 operator doesn't laugh, it was the newscasters that told the story that were laughing.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU6AVtQethw&feature=related

    Damn, that is funny as fuck.:lol:

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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited January 2008
    Seriously, that movie was really sad and horrifying. And the Quietus. Oh the Quietus.

    The world needs more movies that end like that. I'm tired of the "the villain must be defeated by the end of the movie!" crap.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    hey chat!

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  • PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Echo wrote: »
    Seriously, that movie was really sad and horrifying. And the Quietus. Oh the Quietus.

    The world needs more movies that end like that. I'm tired of the "the villain must be defeated by the end of the movie!" crap.

    What movie is this?

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