GOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLL(s)

Framling

Goal #1: be better than Paul.

Weretaco

World as Myth wrote: »

I wrote a press release a few months ago and used the term "e-leveraging" in total seriousness

I work on AJAX stuff every day at work and thank god I've never had to mention "web 2.0"

World as Myth

Weretaco wrote: »

World as Myth wrote: »

I wrote a press release a few months ago and used the term "e-leveraging" in total seriousness

I work on AJAX stuff every day at work and thank god I've never had to mention "web 2.0"

I hear the term web 2.0 at least two or three times a day

I bandy it about on a regular basis myself and I still don't know what it actually means

in my mind it is exactly synonymous with "shiny"

Abracadaniel

World as Myth wrote: »

I wrote a press release a few months ago and used the term "e-leveraging" in total seriousness

bowtiedseal

my goal for the next couple weeks is to figure out my internship for the summer, do the research I've been avoiding, and read the papers I'm supposed to have been editing this break

Penguin Incarnate

My goal is to get into my university's film program.

I should apply to that pretty soon, I think.

Javen

#1: Avenge slain parents

World as Myth

Dumb Hero wrote: »

World as Myth wrote: »

I wrote a press release a few months ago and used the term "e-leveraging" in total seriousness

oh what did I do now

Javen

#2: Become the night.

Javen

#3: Train young protege while maintaining rough exterior

Defender

World as Myth wrote: »

Dumb Hero wrote: »

World as Myth wrote: »

I wrote a press release a few months ago and used the term "e-leveraging" in total seriousness

oh what did I do now

You wrote a press release a few months ago and used the term "e-leveraging" in total seriousness.

Abracadaniel

World as Myth wrote: »

Dumb Hero wrote: »

World as Myth wrote: »

I wrote a press release a few months ago and used the term "e-leveraging" in total seriousness

oh what did I do now

Abracadaniel

hahah, hi5 Defender

Defender

hi5 duder

World as Myth

Defender wrote: »

World as Myth wrote: »

Dumb Hero wrote: »

World as Myth wrote: »

I wrote a press release a few months ago and used the term "e-leveraging" in total seriousness

oh what did I do now

You wrote a press release a few months ago and used the term "e-leveraging" in total seriousness.

my boss even made fun of me for it

he was supposed to edit it, but he was just kind of like "why don't you just... start over"

GefahrMaus

At one of my last reviews at AOL i told my boss that my goal for the year was to develop the ability to stab people in the neck over tcp/ip.

Daric

GefahrMaus wrote: »

At one of my last reviews at AOL i told my boss that my goal for the year was to develop the ability to stab people in the neck over tcp/ip.

http://www.bash.org/?4281

Ruckus

GefahrMaus wrote: »

At one of my last reviews at AOL i told my boss that my goal for the year was to develop the ability to stab people in the neck over tcp/ip.

So did you get fired? Because that sounds like the kind of good idea AOL would fire someone for.

Jordyn

My goal is to try to decrease the number of suicides on the nearby bridge.

Framling

Jordyn wrote: »

My goal is to try to decrease the number of suicides on the nearby bridge.

By erecting a multi-million dollar fence?

GefahrMaus

Daric wrote: »

GefahrMaus wrote: »

At one of my last reviews at AOL i told my boss that my goal for the year was to develop the ability to stab people in the neck over tcp/ip.

http://www.bash.org/?4281

nice, someone else thought of it too

GefahrMaus

Ruckus wrote: »

GefahrMaus wrote: »

At one of my last reviews at AOL i told my boss that my goal for the year was to develop the ability to stab people in the neck over tcp/ip.

So did you get fired? Because that sounds like the kind of good idea AOL would fire someone for.

kinda couple months later they closed the call center and sent the jobs to india

Jordyn

Framling wrote: »

Jordyn wrote: »

My goal is to try to decrease the number of suicides on the nearby bridge.

By erecting a multi-million dollar fence?

I was thinking I'd learn to the bat-rope swing & catch.

Defender

haha erect

fightinfilipino

Jordyn wrote: »

Framling wrote: »

Jordyn wrote: »

My goal is to try to decrease the number of suicides on the nearby bridge.

By erecting a multi-million dollar fence?

I was thinking I'd learn to the bat-rope swing & catch.

as long as it's not the spider-man snag and snap.

Jordyn

hey guys my coworker wants to know if you want to see this video he made...

it's uh



it's...


uh....

lostwords

amateur porn?

Jordyn

ummmmmm.....

PotU

Just show it, you skank.

PotU

Oh, cool, I didn't know that "to skank" means "to dance to Ska".

Jordyn

It's weird.

It's not really...NSFW, but at the same time, I don't know if you would want to watch it at work.

There's window-humping.

PotU

He shouldn't lick the window, that's not healthy.

And tell him to shave the sideburns, he just can't sport them.

Creepy guy, too.

mully

well
that IS a well dress mannequin

and for goals
in all seriousness
just put down like
quicker callbacks to those who leave messages
not that you feel you're failing in that part of the job, just that it can always use improvement
blahblahblah

Jordyn

PotU wrote: »

He shouldn't lick the window, that's not healthy.

And tell him to shave the sideburns, he just can't sport them.

Creepy guy, too.

PotU, can I give Paul your e-mail address?

Filler Inc.

Doin... your son?

manaleak34

I have no goals right now besides general surviving and such, as I am overall quite satisfied with my current state of living.

Defender

Aim low. Aim so low that no one will even care if you succeed.