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[miniphalla] Gremlins: The Corner Project - GAME OVER - Coming of the Don

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    HI HO!
    hi ho!
    Home from work I go!

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    [tiny]Risin' up, back on the street
    Did my time, took my chances
    Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
    Just a man and his will to survive

    So many times, it happens too fast
    You change your passion for glory
    Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
    You must fight just to keep them alive

    It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
    Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
    And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
    And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger

    Face to face, out in the heat
    Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry
    They stack the odds 'til we take to the street
    For we kill with the skill to survive

    It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
    Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
    And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
    And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger

    Risin' up, straight to the top
    Have the guts, got the glory
    Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
    Just a man and his will to survive

    It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
    Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
    And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
    And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger

    The eye of the tiger...[/tiny]

    delroland on
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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Locus wrote: »
    Are you Jim Cramer, DA?

    Buy! Buy!
    I thought I was yuppie Gremlin. I vividly remember a scene with a gremlin at a yuppie desk with phones in his hands yelling stuff like Buy! Sell! and such like. It seems according to death results I'm Operator gremlin. I just have trouble coming up with appropriately operator-y things to say so I'll just stick with Buy! and Sell! for now.

    Edit: Fuck you Delro.

    DevoutlyApathetic on
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  • LocusLocus Trust Me AlbanyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Locus wrote: »
    Are you Jim Cramer, DA?

    Buy! Buy!
    I thought I was yuppie Gremlin. I vividly remember a scene with a gremlin at a yuppie desk with phones in his hands yelling stuff like Buy! Sell! and such like. It seems according to death results I'm Operator gremlin. I just have trouble coming up with appropriately operator-y things to say so I'll just stick with Buy! and Sell! for now.

    Edit: Fuck you Delro.
    Just keep on keepin' on, man. Keep on...

    Locus on
  • EgosEgos The Kool-Aid Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    delroland wrote: »
    [tiny]Risin' up, back on the street
    Did my time, took my chances
    Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
    Just a man and his will to survive

    So many times, it happens too fast
    You change your passion for glory
    Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
    You must fight just to keep them alive

    It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
    Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
    And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
    And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger

    Face to face, out in the heat
    Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry
    They stack the odds 'til we take to the street
    For we kill with the skill to survive

    It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
    Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
    And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
    And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger

    Risin' up, straight to the top
    Have the guts, got the glory
    Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
    Just a man and his will to survive

    It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
    Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
    And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
    And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger

    The eye of the tiger...[/tiny]

    For those who are hard of seeing

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYVrTQwUJEI

    Egos on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    How peculiar, we appear to experiencing some technical dIfficulTIES.

    Please try nOt. t0 notice.

    cj iwakura on
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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    delroland wrote: »
    [tiny]Risin' up, back on the street
    Did my time, took my chances
    Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
    Just a man and his will to survive

    So many times, it happens too fast
    You change your passion for glory
    Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
    You must fight just to keep them alive

    It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
    Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
    And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
    And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger

    Face to face, out in the heat
    Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry
    They stack the odds 'til we take to the street
    For we kill with the skill to survive

    It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
    Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
    And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
    And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger

    Risin' up, straight to the top
    Have the guts, got the glory
    Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
    Just a man and his will to survive

    It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
    Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
    And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
    And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger

    The eye of the tiger...[/tiny]
    That's so
    purplebutter.

    Toxic Toys on
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  • delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
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    I'm going to hell... but at least you all are coming with me! :twisted:

    delroland on
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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    APPOINTMENT BOOK !GRUNDLTERROR

    TYPE TYPE TYPE

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • RainfallRainfall If you do not repay me, I will RECLAIM the ball.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I doN't geT It.

    Rainfall on
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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Bafoons! FIne ARTS FINE ARTS!

    M.D. on
  • LocusLocus Trust Me AlbanyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Zombie-gremlins seem to have it out for grundlterror.

    Locus on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Nooo !rainfall

    M.D. on
  • EgosEgos The Kool-Aid Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Ever since Ving Rhames kicked their ass in Dawn of the Dead. Zombies have been a bunch of racist bastards.:x

    Egos on
  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Why is everyone voting for me? :(

    Damn you all

    !vote Jdarksun

    "to save my own ass" :P

    Grundlterror on
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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
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    Y'heeheheehee! 504!!!



    I don't believe the adminstration will be happy to see this.


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    cj iwakura on
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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
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    Thanatos on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Home sweet home.

    Rend on
  • RainfallRainfall If you do not repay me, I will RECLAIM the ball.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    So we're back to sanity? THANK YOU.

    ...although the insanity was amusing, it damaged me severely.

    Rainfall on
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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Apparently the situation has been resolved, and the internets are back to normal.

    Here and there.

    The moderators were on point in resolving our hacker difficulties.

    Never underestimate the wrath of a hedgehog, or a physically fit god of death.

    Game is back on.
    Much <3, Thin.

    cj iwakura on
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  • delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    ooooOOOOooooOOOOoooo

    The bad news? Yeah...

    The good news? Who wants spaghetti? :D

    ooooOOOOooooOOOOoooo

    delroland on
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  • EgosEgos The Kool-Aid Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    definitely deserving of an Eisner

    Egos on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Any orders that need to be changed/sent between now and vote close, please send them to me as well. This should only be necessary for tonight, unless you want me to know, and of course you do.

    cj iwakura on
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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    aw nuts

    I missed the craziness

    Obbi on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Vote closed and all. This shouldn't take long, but kindly stick around for the aftermath.

    cj iwakura on
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  • RainfallRainfall If you do not repay me, I will RECLAIM the ball.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'm scared. What if I die? Will there be life after death? Or will I just live on as a splatter on the floor?

    A sentient gremlin-eating splatter. ROAR

    Rainfall on
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  • EgosEgos The Kool-Aid Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Don't worry if any of us die. We can rest easy knowing that Jdarksun will be drawing amusing comics up in heaven for us :)

    You see jdark, thats the real reason we voted for you. Its because we love you. And knowing that most of us are gonna die- well, we just kinda decided we couldn't go on eternity without ya.

    Egos on
  • EgosEgos The Kool-Aid Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    A side note, does anyone else get excited about the narratives?


    I'm finding these very amusing... aside from the anticipation of the outcome I mean.

    Egos on
  • RainfallRainfall If you do not repay me, I will RECLAIM the ball.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    The narratives are fantastic. They make me smile.

    Rainfall on
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  • LocusLocus Trust Me AlbanyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Even if I die, I have the distinct feeling I will be quite pleased with tonight's outcome.

    Quite pleased.

    Edit to add: These narrations are fantastic on every level imaginable.

    Locus on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Fourth Hour
    The Last Straw


    What a disaster.

    We finally get this supposed network under control, and what are we left with?

    A veritable bloodbath.


    I suppose some amount of congratulations are in order. The unwelcome factor in the equation has been dealt with.

    But at such a cost. It only took a good dozen of you to finish it.

    Even in death, the admirably clever creature still managed to slay his assailant, and evade another's reach.


    Perhaps it doesn't matter, all told. The results were gained.


    Ah, yes, what of the one your collective set out to kill.

    This is an interesting tale.

    I believe it is one we shall best gain from the words of the creature in question.


    Friends, an interview with our special guest, jdarksun.
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    Charmed.

    Now then, jd... may I call you that?

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    But of course.


    Splendid. Your faction lie reduced to festering pools of slime, your leader unceremoniously decapitated, and the rest of your kind have... if I may be blunt... shunned you from their collective, yet despite countless attempts on your life, and with this recent incident, you yet live. Why is this?

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    You can not kill that which can not die, am I right?


    Well put. And to whom will you apply your talents now?

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    The NBA.


    Fascinating. Is that why you slew the winged one?
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    The wings'll come in handy.


    Most certainly. I bid you well in your future endeavors.

    Such an educated fellow. Shame no one realized.


    The dawn approaches. The few of you which remain would do well to bear this in mind, and consider your options wisely.


    When next we meet, the end will be decided.

    The resolution of these odds should be most interesting. Place your bets, if you so prefer.


    Results
    Eros, Mogwai: Gizmo
    Obbi, Gremlin: Mohawk
    Locus, Leader Gremlin
    TehSpectre, Bat Gremlin


    jdarksun, the Idiot Gremlin, is victorious!
    He has exited the game, unscathed.

    cj iwakura on
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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    fine foo!

    The Mogwai and I kill each other and you decide not to narrate about that?

    What a load!

    amazing the game is going on for one more night, though.

    Obbi on
  • EgosEgos The Kool-Aid Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
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    Egos on
  • LocusLocus Trust Me AlbanyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    oooOOOooo

    Why would you kill your leader?

    You will rue this day!

    RUE IT!

    Edit: Deaths in two phallas on the same night. I have joined the likes of Zot.

    Locus on
  • RainfallRainfall If you do not repay me, I will RECLAIM the ball.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    ...I'm confused. jdarksun won by getting voted off?

    Rainfall on
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  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    village idiot role, that was his main objective i would think

    Grundlterror on
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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    In lieu of the GM's absence, for now, assume the vote will close as normal. If the remaining players want to end it at an earlier time and finalize all their votes/actions accordingly, it can be worked out in further detail tomorrow.

    But yes, beyond shadow of a doubt, it will be the last night.

    cj iwakura on
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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Well, in light of the results,
    !vote rainfall.

    Rend on
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Good job, jdarksun! Catching the vote without getting vig'd in a game where it seems most people have a kill is rough.

    One day *I* will get a village idiot role. And man will I kick ass with it- I'm sure I'll turn out to be a natural :P

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • RainfallRainfall If you do not repay me, I will RECLAIM the ball.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Hmm... given the results, I believe I'm forced to vote for !Rend.

    It's obvious that you aren't in line for victory.

    Rainfall on
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