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[miniphalla] Gremlins: The Corner Project - GAME OVER - Coming of the Don

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Nyehehehehe

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    Rainfall

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Nyehehehehe

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    Rainfall

    You missed the shenanigans, sorry.

    And oh man, so sick today. D: Gremlins, get your orders in. If all desire we can shorten this day likely once I have everyone's orders and votes.

    Infidel on
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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Infidel wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Nyehehehehe

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    Rainfall

    You missed the shenanigans, sorry.

    And oh man, so sick today. D: Gremlins, get your orders in. If all desire we can shorten this day likely once I have everyone's orders and votes.

    What do you mean I missed them

    Aren't British Gremlins allowed to have fun?

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    If it makes you feel any better, your role was the one who broke the thread. :D But yeah, had to go with the majority for the short window we allowed.

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    El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Sorry !Rainfall.

    I would have joined you, all things being equal.

    Infidel, I'm submit my PM now, and then will be good to end the day at everyone's convenience.

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    El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I totally take that back. I'm not as ready as I thought. :(

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Sorry Rainfall :(

    !vote Rainfall

    I wish there was a way we could all live, we all want civilization

    I mean, take a look at this fellow here

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    *bang*

    There, was now that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, yes, but not civilized.

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    El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Uh-oh. MSpaint wars incoming. *hides*

    I'm now officially ready for night's end - that's my final answer :P

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Is everybody here?

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    *raises hand*

    <.<

    >.>

    Oh wait

    *lowers hand*

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'm here

    Motherfucker

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
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    All right then!
    Shouldn't be long, just a bit of ironing out to do.

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
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    HehahaahahohoahoaohoauhuhuahauhuheHEhAEHaHehaHHAOHohaohoheaEhAHeAHeoahoehaoeheah

    zzzzzzzzzrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRHAEHaHheEHAEHAeAHaeHAEHAaeHA

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    To survive a war, you've got to become war

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    MaximusMaximus Engineer of the Harbinger Engine RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I need Makeup, I am hideous!!!

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Final Hour
    Overstated Satisfaction


    And then there were four. You truly are an exceptional bunch.

    Something for both the living and the dead to celebrate, alike.


    Certainly, the pinnacle of achievement.

    With a group of your considerable gifts at our disposal, there is nothing to which we can't aspire.

    Even with the network disbanded, the machinations of sadistic furred creatures, and the failed undertakings of science, your organization has endured time and time again.


    Pardon, but I notice you don't appear to be listening.


    Just what do you plan to do with those?

    Really, such weaponry won't be necessary; you've already done an admirable job of dispatching every threat to our reign conceivable.


    I strongly advise keeping your distance. That is quite a dangerous product.



    I have doubts that the lot of you comprehend how to aim such a device, much less make use of-

    You don't honestly plan to... come now, surely we can work this ou-hrrgrk!


    POST INCOMPLETE, USER NOT FOUND

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Egos wrote: »
    so grundl, in case my vote matters at this point and Qorzm has some special ability to manipulate votes. Why does DA hate you?

    Pick your reason... I'm smarter then him, sexier then him, cooler then him

    Or maybe because I killed him in Thorgots phalla

    Or more recently in my phalla he got annihilated :P

    Seriously, just take a look at the role PM he made for me in his Phalla phalla in D&D, all shall be explained

    Does anyone have that on file?

    BTW here is the Grundlterror role PM from the Phalla Phalla
    Grundlterror! You suck. (-written by DA) So I guess I should admit that Grundl has keen clutch decision making skills or something, but he still sucks.

    edit - oh snap!!! D:D:D:

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Man I wish I could've been in the phalla phalla

    I have no idea what my ability would be

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Due to conflicting circumstances, the presentation of our finale will presume momentarily.

    We at I&i productions kindly invite the living and the dead to contribute to the proceedings in the meantime.

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Zot wrote: »
    Man I wish I could've been in the phalla phalla

    I have no idea what my ability would be

    I'm prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrretty sure that it would be the village idiot role :P

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I wish I hadn't missed out on last nights fun in the FMA thread ):

    And hadn't arsed up in here D:

    Well, easy come easy go I suppose.

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Gumpy wrote: »
    I wish I hadn't missed out on last nights fun in the FMA thread ):

    And hadn't arsed up in here D:

    Well, easy come easy go I suppose.
    Me too. I read it and it was pretty insane. But I was playing that game too.

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Egos wrote:
    so grundl, in case my vote matters at this point and Qorzm has some special ability to manipulate votes. Why does DA hate you?

    Pick your reason... I'm smarter then him, sexier then him, cooler then him

    Or maybe because I killed him in Thorgots phalla

    Or more recently in my phalla he got annihilated :P

    Seriously, just take a look at the role PM he made for me in his Phalla phalla in D&D, all shall be explained

    Does anyone have that on file?

    BTW here is the Grundlterror role PM from the Phalla Phalla
    Grundlterror! You suck. (-written by DA) So I guess I should admit that Grundl has keen clutch decision making skills or something, but he still sucks.
    edit - oh snap!!! D:D:D:

    I think I'm joining DA in having a grudge against you :) Not that I should have expected better I suppose..

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Sorry everyone. I had to phone in a few favors, but I believe the show can go on. Results coming momentarily.

    I got some friends to help us out.

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Egos wrote: »
    Egos wrote:
    so grundl, in case my vote matters at this point and Qorzm has some special ability to manipulate votes. Why does DA hate you?

    Pick your reason... I'm smarter then him, sexier then him, cooler then him

    Or maybe because I killed him in Thorgots phalla

    Or more recently in my phalla he got annihilated :P

    Seriously, just take a look at the role PM he made for me in his Phalla phalla in D&D, all shall be explained

    Does anyone have that on file?

    BTW here is the Grundlterror role PM from the Phalla Phalla
    Grundlterror! You suck. (-written by DA) So I guess I should admit that Grundl has keen clutch decision making skills or something, but he still sucks.
    edit - oh snap!!! D:D:D:

    I think I'm joining DA in having a grudge against you :) Not that I should have expected better I suppose..

    Hey you gave me all that information without me saying a damn thing

    And I didn't kill you, like I promised that I wouldn't ;p

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Final Hour: Part 2
    The Coming of the Don

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    Greetings, viewers. In light of the recent destruction unleashed in the quiet town of Clamp Corners, reportedly located somewhere in a far off dimension of terrifying repute, the name of which this station would rather not utter before the public eye, it has fallen to this network to present to you the aftermath of these messy incidents.


    ....


    Upon the brutal strangling, dismemberment, and subsequent detonation of a bespectacled creature, a considerable pack of what appear to be the victim's kin have begun what witnesses are referring to as 'a blood-curdling rampage of devastation and horror'.

    ....


    Interestingly enough, a lone member of the quartet appeared to be offering their trenchcoated commander with regular injections of what discarded syringes suggest was potent amounts of 'Class Serum'.

    Moments later, the rest of the group force fed their labcoat-wearing associate a staggering amount of cake, causing him to spontaneously combust.

    ....



    A brave reporter managed to reach this unusual gang's monocle-equipped leader for comment, who had only this to say:
    Y'heehehee! Cheerio!

    We have not heard from the reporter since.


    While recruitment efforts to combat the plague of green creatures have yielded no results, conventional weapons have proven to be quite effective in slowing the spread of the mutated assailants.

    However, the recent torrent of rainstorms plaguing the region seems to replenish their numbers faster than they can be obliterated.

    ....


    We will continue to report on this story as it happens.

    In sports news, basketball legend j 'The Wraith' d continues to devastate local competition, leaving opposing teams dismembered in his wake.


    We now return you to this evening's showing of the hit production 'He Will Be Mine', already in progress.

    Now in full color. With a happier ending.

    ....



    Results
    Rainfall, Scientist Gremlin- deceased
    Rend, The Don Gremlin; Grundlterror, The Joker Gremlin; and El Skid, The Lady; are the last players remaining.

    The Don and his gang are (also) victorious!

    I told you he'd be back.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Fuckin' Gremlins.

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    That was fun. The ending was a bit depressing, since I picked allies who all got recruited by the Don, but it was massively enjoyable anyways.

    Egos, if only you had lived to battle The Don with me.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    BOTP for the win.

    It's been fun, everyone. Hopefully you enjoyed being in the game as much as we loved running it, and that we didn't drive you all too insane.


    Reveals forthcoming. A lot of behind-the-scenes lunacy(almost as much as the on camera variety).

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Dear Gremlins,which of you bastards betrayed me.

    Love, me.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Still can't believe you guys let jdark win his conditions so easily.

    I mean, it's jdark! You're supposed to shoot first, vote later.

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Mr. E, that was me.

    I KILLED YOU!

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Role PMs
    Gumpy - Hacker

    L33t skillz! Y-heeheeehee!

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    You are the Hacker Gremlin.

    Technology is your calling, your very birthright.

    Well, at least you're good at making stuff happen by bashing buttons and pulling wires.

    Each night you may choose a target to tamper with, whose typing will suffer the effects of your hacking skills.

    You may also attempt to kill a player each night.

    You must be the last player remaining to obtain a victory.


    Grundlterror - Joker

    Why so serious?

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    You are the Joker Gremlin, that's why.

    You're a sadistic, murderous creature, even for a Gremlin, and you've got a sense of humor to boot.

    You are especially gifted with weapons, and at killing.

    Each night, you may attempt to kill another player.

    You must be the last player remaining to obtain a victory.


    Squashua - Biker

    Born to beeeee wiiiii-iiild

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    You are a Gremlin.

    Each night, you may attempt to kill another player.

    You must be the last player remaining to obtain a victory.


    Mr. Embarkation - Choreographer

    A little song, a little dance, a little bloodshed...

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    You are the Choreographer Gremlin.

    The theatre is your passion. Music, sound, theatrics, all manners of the art of the stage.

    You must survive until the final night to obtain a victory.

    The road to musical stardom is an arduous one; each night you must send a PM containing an aspect of your production.
    The more elaborate your preparations, the better your production will become.

    In the event that you and four other players are the sole survivors, you may proceed with your Musical Number, and victory will be yours; as well as your co-performers.


    Maximus - Princess

    Somewheeeeerreeee over the rainbowwwwwww

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    You are a Gremlin.

    Each night, you may attempt to kill another player.

    You must be the last player remaining to obtain a victory.


    Egos - Gizmo

    You are the Mogwai, Gizmo.

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    You don't know where you are, but you know they're out there, and they won't keep you down.

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    Each night you may kill another player. Additionally, you are highly evasive to kill attempts taken against you.

    You must eliminate all gremlins to obtain a victory.


    TehSpectre - Bat

    My friend, you have... potential.

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    You are the Bat Gremlin

    Highly evolved beyond the limits of other Gremlins, you have abilities they can only dream of.

    Due to your flight and agility, you are immune to the vote.

    Additionally, you may attempt to kill a player each night.

    You must be the last player remaining to obtain a victory.


    Toxic Toys - Fruit

    You're a colorful, garden variety of creature.

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    You are the Fruit Gremlin.

    Due to your exotic appearance, you stand out compared to most, and each of your posts must contain at least three different colors.

    Additionally, you may attempt to kill a player each night.

    You must be the last player remaining to obtain a victory.


    Saburbia - Lady

    "Why can't you commit?"

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    You are the Lady Gremlin.

    You are what might be called a hopeless romantic.

    Well, for a Gremlin. You seek only true love, your Knight in shining armor.

    You know he's out there, and you'll find him. Or kill him trying.

    You obtain a victory should you find the Knight Gremlin.

    Each night you may attempt to guess the Knight Gremlin's identity. If he's discovered by you, both you and him will exit the game, victorious.

    Additionally, you may attempt to kill a player each night.


    Qorzm - Artist

    What's up... doc?

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    You are a Gremlin.

    Each night, you may attempt to kill another player.

    You must be the last player remaining to obtain a victory.

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Rainfall wrote: »
    Mr. E, that was me.

    I KILLED YOU!

    Yeah, I was all D:

    I wanted to see Mr. E continue since he was loving the role so much.

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    It was fun, I play again.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Role PMs - the next batch
    DevoutlyApathetic - Operator

    BUY SELL! BUY SELL!

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    You are a Gremlin.

    Each night, you may attempt to kill another player.

    You must be the last player remaining to obtain a victory.


    Stew_Stick - Knight

    You have a noble heart, and a devout soul.

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    For a Gremlin.

    You are the Knight Gremlin.

    Each night you may guard a player from attack.

    Additionally, you may attempt to kill a player each night.

    You must be the last player remaining to obtain a victory.


    Zot - Secretary

    Type type type, memo memo memo.

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    You are the Secretary Gremlin.

    You consider it your personal task to keep records of every event imaginable.

    Each night, you may send a PM containing details and recollections of the night's events.

    The more detailed your writings, the better your rewards.

    Additionally, you may attempt to kill a player each night.

    You must be the last player remaining to obtain a victory.


    Obbi - Mohawk

    Giz-mo. CACA!

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    You are the reviled, and practically immortal, Gremlin Mohawk.

    You want nothing more than to see that repugnant Mogwai, Gizmo, dead.

    Each night you may select two players to kill.

    Should Gizmo die, you will exit the game, victorious.


    Cheez - Rustler

    Bang bang.

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    You are a Gremlin.

    Each night, you may attempt to kill another player.

    You must be the last player remaining to obtain a victory.


    Locus - Leader

    Mi-cro-wave.

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    You are the Leader Gremlin of the Kingston Gremlin Trio, with your followers delroland and jdarksun.

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    Due to your natural leadership, your vote counts as double.

    Additionally, each night, you may attempt to kill another player.

    You and your companions must be the last players alive for a victory.


    Rainfall - Scientist

    Look... type...science...done...y-heeheeehee!

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    You are the Scientist Gremlin.

    Experimentation is your driving passion. Or maybe madness.

    Whichever. You derive joy from testing your scientific gifts out on others, with or without their consent.

    Each night you may attempt to experiment on a player. What will this do? You don't really know or care, but you can make a specific attempt if you're feeling adventurous.

    Additionally, each night, you may attempt to kill another player.

    You must be the last player remaining to obtain a victory.


    Rend - Don

    You run these streets.

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    You are The Don Gremlin.

    Each night you may select a player to join your gang of miscreants, and together, rule this silly little town.

    Additionally, each night, you may attempt to kill another player.

    You must be the last player remaining to obtain a victory.


    delroland - Lunatic

    [incomprehensible laughter]

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    You are the Lunatic Gremlin of the Kingston Gremlin Trio, with your companions Locus and jdarksun.

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    You don't know what's going on, and don't care. You're here to have fun, cause mayhem, and destroy, and not necessarily in that order.

    Your vote will be randomized each night.

    Additionally, each night, you may attempt to kill another player.

    You and your companions must be the last players alive for a victory.


    jdarksun - Idiot

    Vote....ahehehe.....bandwagon...

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    You are the Idiot Gremlin of the Kingston Gremlin Trio, with your companions Locus and delroland.

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    You're not really sure what's going on, you just do what they say... but maybe if you can get everyone's attention, you can win the respect you know you deserve.

    You obtain a victory if you're voted out.

    Additionally, each night, you may attempt to kill another player.

    You and your companions must be the last players alive for a victory.

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Well played, The Don and his gang. Glad you could join me in victory. ;)

    This was an awesome miniphalla.

    Huge props to cj and Infidel for running, co-ordinating, and getting sick in this game.

    This was tonnes of fun, and we hope people enjoyed it. I threw up so hard this morning. :^: I think I'm getting over it now though.

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Rainfall wrote: »
    Mr. E, that was me.

    I KILLED YOU!

    People to kill when I hvae a vigilante role list:

    1. Rainfall
    2. ???

    People not to kill when I have a vigilante role list:

    1. Me

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    This phalla was awesome, although a bit confusing

    But hey we pulled out a victory!

    Grats to Jdark, Rend and El Skid as well!

    Sorry to Rainfall and Egros... I didn't ask for any of that info Egros and Rainfall... our alliance (in your words) was temporary

    much love!

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Mr. Embarkation, you went above and beyond the call of the Choreographer, and my main regret is that it didn't get the full victory presentation, but it absolutely had to be sampled.

    The play you created was epic. Sorry I couldn't put the whole presentation on display.

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