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[miniphalla] Gremlins: The Corner Project - GAME OVER - Coming of the Don

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  • RainfallRainfall Subcommander Argon CityRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I just barely lost my Phalla virginity before I got killed in day 1 of the FMA phalla... I'm not even sure what rank of phalla'er I classify for. It's gotta be something lower than 'apprentice.'

  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Take of your pants? That's weird Sab.

    Also, I hate the French, screwing with the English language we stole.

  • EgosEgos God Hand Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Rainfall wrote: »
    I just barely lost my Phalla virginity before I got killed in day 1 of the FMA phalla... I'm not even sure what rank of phalla'er I classify for. It's gotta be something lower than 'apprentice.'

    Maybe "peon" ?

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Dammit do I watch some FMA or phalla it up.

    What to do what to do what to do What to do what to do what to do What to do what to do what to do What to do what to do what to do What to do what to do what to do

    NNID: Sabuiy
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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    First Hour
    The Gathering

    Companions, citizens, visitors alike, lend me your ears!

    Yes, as I'm certain you're aware, our kind seem woefully inadept at coexisting with your own.

    A tragic flaw which both our species can be found completely guilty of committing.

    Your kind exist in your quaint, suburban residences, secluded away from the rest of the world and its mysteries, and our kind... well, let's not mince words, live a more exotic lifestyle.

    In the past, you humans have not responded well to our attempts at coexistence.

    To this end, friends, I've begun a new experiment.

    Yes, this time, we'll come visit you in person. None of this accidental coincedence nonsense which has transpired in the past.

    Such trite incidents are the likes from which low budget cinema are contrived, and certainly we can rise above such petty happenings.

    Ah, you need not worry about extending an invitation, or even answering the door.

    I've already undertaken steps, you see. We've already come calling, friends.

    This time, as your darling executor is so fond of saying, I believe there is an agreement that we can all reach. Of mutual benefit.

    Otherwise, well, I suppose we'll just kill you all.

    No big loss, at any rate.



    ...pardon?


    Ah, I see there are some enlightened folk among you.

    You must be confused as to why I exist, when I should have been reduced to... how shall I put this, 'a puddle of deformed goo'?

    Perhaps you refer to this poor creature.
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    Surely you would not expect one of my stature to go on stage without an understudy.


    No matter, I take no offense. Now, I leave you to your evening, my fellow man.

    I promise, it will be most entertaining.


    You have until dawn to come to an arrangement. I believe six hours should be adequate.


    Pleasant evening, citizens. We'll see you soon, I'm sure.

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    蒼く咲く華 日は灯り 天に流れる | Kill The Past
  • RainfallRainfall Subcommander Argon CityRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I was thinking mook.

    Anyways, I'm going to go right ahead and start glaring suspiciously at Sabs.

    You're running the main Phalla, you must be up to no good!
    Spoiler:

  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    Yeah Sabs, talk about unsportsmanlike

    hostin' a phalla and playin' one at the same time!

    uncalled for.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • RainfallRainfall Subcommander Argon CityRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I like this self-referential style our narrator has going.

    Trying to suck up to the narrator already, DA?

    Curious!
    Spoiler:

  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Hey everyone does it, and I said if someone couldn't get into the game intime I would gladly let them take my spot.

    Not my fault you losers.... I mean.. very awesome people died in my phalla

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • EgosEgos God Hand Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'm scared..if brainy is still alive.... Does that mean Trans-gendered gremlin is still alive too? And what are her (that is the politically correct term right?) special powers?


    dun dun dun

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Rainfall wrote: »
    I like this self-referential style our narrator has going.

    Trying to suck up to the narrator already, DA?

    Curious!
    Spoiler:

    I have a great fondness for not being ripped apart in grotesque but PG fashion.

  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Egos wrote: »
    I'm scared..if brainy is still alive.... Does that mean Trans-gendered gremlin is still alive too? And what are her (that is the politically correct term right?) special powers?


    dun dun dun

    ....I don't like the way you think. I have to sleep now after you went and put that horrible imagery in my head.

    Only one kind of being would want to find a female gremlin....a male gremlin!

    !vote Egos!

  • EgosEgos God Hand Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Not my fault you losers.... I mean.. very awesome people died in my phalla

    You know for someone who doesn't want to die on the first day you sure are provocative ;-)

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  • EgosEgos God Hand Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Egos wrote: »
    I'm scared..if brainy is still alive.... Does that mean Trans-gendered gremlin is still alive too? And what are her (that is the politically correct term right?) special powers?


    dun dun dun

    ....I don't like the way you think. I have to sleep now after you went and put that horrible imagery in my head.

    Only one kind of being would want to find a female gremlin....a male gremlin!

    !vote Egos!

    Don't jump to conclusions she was good enough for Lionel Luther.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    ....oh I'm still not raising my hand against the glorious green leader. I'm just voting you for the mental imagery you gave me. That it somewhat coincides with what I should be doing is just gravy.

    I need some more grudges, they make day 1 so much easier.

  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Egos wrote: »
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Not my fault you losers.... I mean.. very awesome people died in my phalla

    You know for someone who doesn't want to die on the first day you sure are provocative ;-)

    It feels like forever since I have been in a phalla.

    :D

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • RainfallRainfall Subcommander Argon CityRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    ....oh I'm still not raising my hand against the glorious green leader. I'm just voting you for the mental imagery you gave me. That it somewhat coincides with what I should be doing is just gravy.

    I need some more grudges, they make day 1 so much easier.

    It seems like gremlinish behaviour to look for grudges, DA.

    That's two points against you, I don't think I have any choice here. !DevoutlyApathetic, I'm watching you.
    Spoiler:

  • InfidelInfidel Too easy. PiltoverRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I have to sleep soon, if you need answers make it snappy!

    Requests for clarification can be posted in orange.

    Reminder, days end at midnight EST. Get your orders in, if you make any proboards send me and CJ the link. :winky:

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    You lack boldness. Hardly an auspicious start.

    You don't need to look for grudges young apprentice. You will find them if you seek them or not. The only one here is Grundl but I voted for him last game day 1. I have class and won't do that twice in a row.

  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    Aroo...nobody I wanna grudge.

    ...RNG Go!

    !vote #12, Stew_Stick!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Braggadocio Open up the trunk, release the mech, Increase the power to the shield to protect, I never hit eject.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Infidel wrote: »
    I have to sleep soon, if you need answers make it snappy!

    Requests for clarification can be posted in orange.

    Reminder, days end at midnight EST. Get your orders in, if you make any proboards send me and CJ the link. :winky:
    I know the rules, so:

    Lets do this


    Sorry.

    I !vote Egos becuase I like day 1 band wagons. but it may change.

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  • InfidelInfidel Too easy. PiltoverRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Alright, updated the OP with the basic rules.

    For anyone who might have missed it:

    Game On

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  • EgosEgos God Hand Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    since it seems like I need a counter bw (considering how quick these things go)... !vote DevoutlyApathetic .

    Even though I think he is innocent and Toxic seems more likely due to trying to start a bw so early (but I was wrong about him before and he may hold a grudge because I accidently helped get him kicked in FMA). DA is the only one who has another vote against him at the moment. And I'm kinda doubting Rainfall is bad due to probably learning from her behavior in the FMA phalla.

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Braggadocio Open up the trunk, release the mech, Increase the power to the shield to protect, I never hit eject.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Egos wrote: »
    since it seems like I need a counter bw... !vote DevoutlyApathetic .

    Even though I think he is innocent and Toxic seems more likely due to trying to start a bw so early. DA is the only one who has another vote against him at the moment. And I'm kinda doubting Rainfall is bad due to probably learning from her behavior in the FMA phalla.

    It just a place holder vote. I would !retact egos! but I need to vote in the next 6 hours

    2 oher people caled you out. I'm just jumping with them, so I as I have something to say.

    I'll chage my vote if needed.

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  • RainfallRainfall Subcommander Argon CityRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Yeah, I'm going to bed in a couple of minutes, and then once I wake up I'll be out for almost the entire day, so I'm just making a wild early guess here.

    Still, you can't trust anyone.
    Spoiler:

  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User
    edited January 2008
    You don't need to look for grudges young apprentice. You will find them if you seek them or not. The only one here is Grundl but I voted for him last game day 1. I have class and won't do that twice in a row.

    <3

    I really don't have any unsettled grudges in this game

    Quick, someone make fun of my mother or something

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Morning all, I see the bloodbath has already started. But because I am some weird, malformed Phalla player, I still go without day a day 1 grudge target.

    You guys should make me hate you more.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    <3

    I really don't have any unsettled grudges in this game

    Quick, someone make fun of my mother or something
    Yo mamma.... is actually quite nice.

    I can say nothing else with James Doakes staring at me like that. He'd fuck me up if I said anything about his mama.

  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User
    edited January 2008
    Got that right motherfucker

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Ragamuffin Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !Gumpy

    Take that!

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  • delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I need to sleep, so it's RNG time!

    C'mon, big bucks! No whammies! STOP! on...

    !Stew_Stick

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    RNG seems to have a grudge for Stew_Stick.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Ragamuffin Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Hey, it's Obbi.

    What's up, Obbi.

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    !Gumpy

    Take that!

    Hey tehSpectre

    Remember the last time you voted for me?

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Ragamuffin Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Gumpy wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    !Gumpy

    Take that!

    Hey tehSpectre

    Remember the last time you voted for me?

    I don't have time for thoughts.

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  • Stew_StickStew_Stick Dinner UKRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !RNG

    Really now, fuck that guy.

  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    !Gumpy

    Take that!

    Hey tehSpectre

    Remember the last time you voted for me?

    I don't have time for thoughts.

    Thats right.

    You died.

    And were evil.

    !TehSpectre

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'm not going to vote yet, I want to see how the first day turns out before deciding.

  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    So does anyone have anything to contribute. Someone needs to get this show started. Also I don't think I have a grudge vote this phalla. Unless someone would like to fess up for killing me day 1.

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