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PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, manAh, jeezRegistered User regular
edited January 2008 in Singularity Engine++
How many of you mo'fuckers sleepwalk, or know someone who sleepwalks?

My roommate often sleepwalks when he drinks too much. Last night, he sleepwalked (sleptwalked?). Went to my bathroom, tripped over the trash sack, kicked it everywhere. Took a piss in my toilet, missing wildly, getting all over my recently-cleaned floor/toilet.

I said nothing. But tonight, I am drinking the 40 he bought and left in the fridge.

And if he asks, he was sleepwalking.

I guess we can also use this thread to talk about general sleeping disorders. Insomnia? Sleep paralysis? Whatcha got?

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I talk in my sleep. But only when I'm with my girlfriend. Odd.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited January 2008
    why ain't you people just sleep like normal damn human beings

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    why ain't you people just sleep like normal damn human beings

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=GCpNWWLjMHo

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    sleep walking is damn creepy and I've always secretely distrusted all who I've witnessed doing it

    damn pod people

    http://www.botsnthings.com/
    I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie if dreams can't come true then why not pretendRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    i can't get to sleep, but when I do it's really deep and hard to get me up
    no dreams

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'm listening to Joy Division, Knob. Lay off.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I am also leery of people that don't dream

    http://www.botsnthings.com/
    I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie if dreams can't come true then why not pretendRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    but trent i thought we had something special

    i dream sometimes, just almost never

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    trentsteel wrote: »
    I am also leery of people that don't dream
    Yeah, 'cause they're replicants.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    i get up at horrible times

    3am every weekday

    this means i have the bed time of a 6 year old

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited January 2008
    I'm listening to Joy Division, Knob. Lay off.

    trying to induce a coma, are we

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie if dreams can't come true then why not pretendRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    trentsteel wrote: »
    I am also leery of people that don't dream
    Yeah, 'cause they're replicants.

    well I'm still awesome

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    but trent i thought we had something special

    i dream sometimes, just almost never

    My current theory is that you people are missing souls.

    Or what Penquin said.

    http://www.botsnthings.com/
    I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Knob, what are you wearing right now?

    http://www.botsnthings.com/
    I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    It takes me forever to fall asleep, I wake up every two hours, and I remember maybe one dream every six months.

    I hate sleep.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    I'm listening to Joy Division, Knob. Lay off.

    trying to induce a coma, are we
    I'm retro-actively trying to find a reason to be depressed.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited January 2008
    jeans and a tshirt?

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    jeans and a tshirt?

    Two bits

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    He ain't from damn Toon Town, Pooro.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited January 2008
    there's a supremely excellent corduroy sportcoat i saw the other day

    come on paycheck

    daddy needs a new jacket

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    there's a supremely excellent corduroy sportcoat i saw the other day

    come on paycheck

    daddy needs a new jacket

    does it have elbow patches?

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Sleepwalking creeps me the fuck out

    i dont trust people who do it

    ever again

    1 sleepwalk thats it

    they never do anything normal like sleepwalk a glass of water

    no

    they put a bowl of uncooked pasta in the oven and crank it to 500

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I should invest in a decent blazer.

    Or a decent anything.

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I live among the creatures of the night.

    Well, I do during the weekend anyways.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited January 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    there's a supremely excellent corduroy sportcoat i saw the other day

    come on paycheck

    daddy needs a new jacket

    does it have elbow patches?

    nah, that'd be a bit too over the tacky line for me

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    oh man, did anybody else watch that show Bonkers

    it was set in something like the Who Framed Roger Rabbit universe and it was so awesome

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I distrust corduroy

    It is a material I have always felt to be shifty

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    oh man, did anybody else watch that show Bonkers

    it was set in something like the Who Framed Roger Rabbit universe and it was so awesome

    Fall-Apart Rabbit kicked so much ass.

    So much.

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I think my insomnia developed from wanting to stay up and watch Red Dwarf at 2 in the morning on school days.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    there's a supremely excellent corduroy sportcoat i saw the other day

    come on paycheck

    daddy needs a new jacket

    does it have elbow patches?

    nah, that'd be a bit too over the tacky line for me

    damn

    cause i got this awesome mental picture of your conan av in a tweed jacket with elbow pads smoking a pipe

    looking all professorly

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Seph wrote: »
    Sleepwalking creeps me the fuck out

    i dont trust people who do it

    ever again

    1 sleepwalk thats it

    they never do anything normal like sleepwalk a glass of water

    no

    they put a bowl of uncooked pasta in the oven and crank it to 500

    My roommate once came into the living room, comforter slung over his shoulder like a cape.

    He stood in the middle of the room, eyes closed, just saying "Off switch." Over and over again.

    The girl I was with was freaking out. But I started turning out all the lights in the apartment. Once they were all shut off, my roommate staggered back to his room.

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  • ColdbrandColdbrand Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I have to work at 10 and it's now 6, when I go to try to get to sleep the disgusting fucking sounds of my grandparents, anxiety, a lack of anything tangible that's positive occurring in the near future, and whatever other factors make it so I can't ever fucking sleep until I'm exhausted.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I have sleep apnea too, apparently.

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  • ColdbrandColdbrand Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Seph wrote: »
    Sleepwalking creeps me the fuck out

    i dont trust people who do it

    ever again

    1 sleepwalk thats it

    they never do anything normal like sleepwalk a glass of water

    no

    they put a bowl of uncooked pasta in the oven and crank it to 500

    My roommate once came into the living room, comforter slung over his shoulder like a cape.

    He stood in the middle of the room, eyes closed, just saying "Off switch." Over and over again.

    The girl I was with was freaking out. But I started turning out all the lights in the apartment. Once they were all shut off, my roommate staggered back to his room.

    Was he wearing a Luchadore mask? Say he was.

    MVCVenom.jpg
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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I have sleep apnea too, apparently.

    Severe cases of that are fucking awful.

    Sounds like two cougars wrestling, both on the verge of death.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    When I was 9 and shared a room with my sister my sister would sleepwalk into my bed and then sleepkick me out of my bed.

    So then I'd pick myself up off the floor and go and sleep in her now-empty bed.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Coldbrand wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    Sleepwalking creeps me the fuck out

    i dont trust people who do it

    ever again

    1 sleepwalk thats it

    they never do anything normal like sleepwalk a glass of water

    no

    they put a bowl of uncooked pasta in the oven and crank it to 500

    My roommate once came into the living room, comforter slung over his shoulder like a cape.

    He stood in the middle of the room, eyes closed, just saying "Off switch." Over and over again.

    The girl I was with was freaking out. But I started turning out all the lights in the apartment. Once they were all shut off, my roommate staggered back to his room.

    Was he wearing a Luchadore mask? Say he was.

    He was
    Spoiler:

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  • ColdbrandColdbrand Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    The honest truth is my method for sleep is basically thinking about whatever girl I'm involved with/interested in, and so during periods of times such as now when there's no one I'm fucked.

    MVCVenom.jpg
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  • txttxt Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    a prominent sports caster in Australia recently died through head injuries sustained from a fall while sleepwalking

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited January 2008
    my method for sleep is:
    • lie down
    • go to sleep

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