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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Draco_Auric wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »

    "I'M ON BORROWED TIME MOTHAFUCKA!!!"

    the answer to your question is no

    my brother pointed out to me it would be ironic that, when burning the reaper in effigy, i would accidentally inhale the smoke and my asthmatic lungs would fail and i would die from smoke inhalation

    headline would read

    "LOCAL MAN KILLED BY IRONY"

    live by the sword, die by it, i suppose



    I almost wish this would happen, but then where would we get our incredibly far fetched stories from?

    it won't happen
    because i will be there
    and i will give him the breath of life and rescue him from an early grave

    potatoe on
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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Draco_Auric wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »

    "I'M ON BORROWED TIME MOTHAFUCKA!!!"

    the answer to your question is no

    my brother pointed out to me it would be ironic that, when burning the reaper in effigy, i would accidentally inhale the smoke and my asthmatic lungs would fail and i would die from smoke inhalation

    headline would read

    "LOCAL MAN KILLED BY IRONY"

    live by the sword, die by it, i suppose



    I almost wish this would happen, but then where would we get our incredibly far fetched stories from?

    it won't happen
    because i will be there
    and i will give him the breath of life and rescue him from an early grave

    Make sure to prespray, that is what gets the stains out, I was filling my prespray in a hidden room in the ladies toilets.
    :winky:

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Actually I think he may have dislocated his shoulder in a rugby game and then popped it out again punching some dude's face in.

    I dunno.

    Anyway the guy is raw.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    is he actually mel gibson?

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    my head is swimming in all sorts of directions
    the worst part of being drunk on a monday night is no one else is drunk with you

    potatoe on
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    potatoe

    by the way

    you are definitely invited to my 25th birthday party, which is going to be fucking huge

    see when i was a lad i was told i wouldn't live to see 25

    my plan is to burn the grim reaper in effigy

    god yes

    i promise to not get as drunk as last time so i don't hit on people as much

    or more drunk

    whichever is the better solution


    I always forget you're younger than me.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    what;s today, the 15th of january?

    i am 22 years, 1 month,. 10 days old

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    actually, i think someone accuse me of being in my 30s once upon a time

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    actually, i think someone accuse me of being in my 30s once upon a time

    Asian school Children generally presume that I am at least 45 years of age, am married, have several children and most likely some variety of quadraped that I keep as a pet.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    first, people though i was older that i actually was
    then i got on vent
    then they thought i was brittish do to my proper annunciation of words

    now that people have actually witnessed me in real life, i am just a guy that gets more and more gay the more drunk i get

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited January 2008
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    QUAD-RAPED

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    The Far Side wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    actually, i think someone accuse me of being in my 30s once upon a time

    Asian school Children generally presume that I am at least 45 years of age, am married, have several children and most likely some variety of quadraped that I keep as a pet.
    aren't you though

    I am none of those things.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    QUAD-RAPED

    I read it the same way.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    QUAD-RAPED

    I read it the same way.

    Because that's what it says.
    The word is "quadruped."

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    QUAD-RAPED

    I read it the same way.

    Yeah, that was a great movie series.

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    Fuck off and die.
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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Your countrymen have been trading with Japan for too long.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    Your countrymen have been trading with Japan for too long.

    Or not long enough.

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    In Japan, they have poly rape. Long rape chains that just never end.

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    Fuck off and die.
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I wouldn't imagine it'd be too hard to rape somebody who's already raping someone else.


    I mean, they're in a pretty compromising prosition.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Aha! Now the tables have turned!


    Well

    Actually they haven't, they're still facing the same way. I guess there's just more tables now. Rape tables.

    Seriously on
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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    rape chain reaction

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