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Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
edited January 2008 in Debate and/or Discourse
Wicket and Willow, BFF!

I was at the pet store picking up some Timothy hay for Wicket, and made my way around the small animals section. There, sitting lonely in his glass box, was Willow. I fell in love immediately.
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He seemed right at home sitting close to my heart. Often, while checking out at the pet store, he nuzzled into my chest. Unfortunately I hadn't notified my girlfriend of my hasty decision, butI knew she'd be alright with it. After all, how can a face like that not just melt you?

We decided to introduce Wicket to the newest member of our family.
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There was some mutual... ignoring. The Kitchen table was chosen as a neutral space, an area Wicket hadn't ever been for a lengthy amount of time, and as such he felt no territorial claim to it.

Eventually, though, Wicket decided it was time to assert dominance. And assert he did. It was like he had a jackhammer in his ass. Quite assertive.
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But, as Wicket is one for affection, there was some pillow talk, cuddling, and mutual cleaning.
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The future is a bright one for these two fast friends! One that will surely be filled with casual gay sex and wild parties in their new three-level bungalow.

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  • PodlyPodly good moleman to youRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Podly wrote: »
    Also, rabbit is pretty much the greatest meat ever. It is the magical middle ground between chicken and beef and is oh so delicious.

    Despite my love of these little guys, I would like to try it some day.

    Don't worry, rabbits aren't particularly cute once they pass post-bunny stage. Plus, it's really healthy for you.

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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    If you like bunnies, don't check out the Employee's Lounge thread in the G&T boards. Around page 40 there were some sad bunny stories involving landscaping, lawnmowers, and badly placed rabbit homes.

    Needless to say there was much D: to be had by all.

    Crap, now I have to read it. Damn my insatiable curiosity and damn you.

    I'm sorry, but the conversation was pretty hilarious. A quote from there was my sig for a long time.

  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited January 2008
    Rabbit is pretty meh.

  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Podly wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    No, I still love me some French food. But my wallet doesn't love French food, and that's why I really only have it on anniversaries and birthdays.

    So you prey on her former colonies.

    Indeed. Thai and Veitnamese food are the shit! Algerian, not so much -- a little too smokey for my taste.

    I haven't had Vietnamese food in so long!

  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited January 2008
    Podly wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Also, rabbit is pretty much the greatest meat ever. It is the magical middle ground between chicken and beef and is oh so delicious.

    Despite my love of these little guys, I would like to try it some day.

    Don't worry, rabbits aren't particularly cute once they pass post-bunny stage. Plus, it's really healthy for you.

    The hell they aren't. Bolded for lies! Insidious, hurtful lies!

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'm pretty sure that's the best OP I've ever seen/read.

  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Podly wrote: »
    Also, rabbit is pretty much the greatest meat ever. It is the magical middle ground between chicken and beef and is oh so delicious.

    Despite my love of these little guys, I would like to try it some day.

    Just don't eat it in front of them.

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Okay... This looks bad.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I think adult rabbits are still cute.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'm pretty sure that's the best OP I've ever seen/read.

    Then you haven't seen OPs!

  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Those rabbits are like over-sized dust mops.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I just got Washington plates for my car. I kinda don't want to put them on, because then I lose my excuse for driving like an asshole.

  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited January 2008
    And now I get to sit here for an hour and twenty minutes and do nothing.

    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Oh and Hippy: your beard is graying.

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Elki wrote: »
    Rabbit is pretty meh.
    Rabbit is maybe the worst meat I've ever had.

  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    James wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Also, rabbit is pretty much the greatest meat ever. It is the magical middle ground between chicken and beef and is oh so delicious.

    Despite my love of these little guys, I would like to try it some day.

    Just be sure to share it with them.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • PodlyPodly good moleman to youRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    God dammit, W.V.O. Quine, how the hell is a hypostasis any different than a hypothesis? They mean the same thing in greek!

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  • PodlyPodly good moleman to youRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Thinatos wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Rabbit is pretty meh.
    Rabbit is maybe the worst meat I've ever had.

    The only time I've had it was at this truly spectacular venetian restaurant, so it might suck if not cooked properly.

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited January 2008
    ITT Podly learns that English isn't Greek.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Church wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Also, rabbit is pretty much the greatest meat ever. It is the magical middle ground between chicken and beef and is oh so delicious.

    Despite my love of these little guys, I would like to try it some day.

    Just be sure to share it with them.

    BREAKING NEWS: Mad Rabbit disease continues to spread; U.S. refuses Albertan meat.

  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    edited January 2008
    ITT Podly is Podly

    words
  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    James wrote: »
    Oh and Hippy: your beard is graying.

    How long does it typically take for a person's hair to finish turning grey once it starts?

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    Doctor Who keeps racking up the awesome.

    Did you see Blink? Damn that was good.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    See my game reviews at: http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=strangegamer
  • PodlyPodly good moleman to youRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    ITT Podly learns that English isn't Greek.

    I mean, I'm guessing there is a philosophical difference that I'm too plebe to notice, but still:

    hypothesis = grounding under (foundation)
    hypostasis = standing under (...foundation?)

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Church wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Oh and Hippy: your beard is graying.

    How long does it typically take for a person's hair to finish turning grey once it starts?

    Judging by his beard, not long.

  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Church wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Oh and Hippy: your beard is graying.

    How long does it typically take for a person's hair to finish turning grey once it starts?

    A week.

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  • PodlyPodly good moleman to youRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited January 2008
    James wrote: »
    Oh and Hippy: your beard is graying.

    Actually, it's blonde. It was a bright red shade in high school when I first grew out my goatee, and now it's gone brown with streaks of blonde. It's kind of weird. I wish it would just go straight brown or black.

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited January 2008
    That's a common set of gripes people have that piss me off because they're fucking retarded gripes. "Wah, why is this word's usage in language A different from it's usage in language B, language A is wrong!" No, jackass, language A is a different language from language B. Deal with it.

    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited January 2008
    Podly wrote: »
    ITT Podly learns that English isn't Greek.

    I mean, I'm guessing there is a philosophical difference that I'm too plebe to notice, but still:

    hypothesis = grounding under (foundation)
    hypostasis = standing under (...foundation?)

    Try again, this time using the English definitions.

    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    James wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Also, rabbit is pretty much the greatest meat ever. It is the magical middle ground between chicken and beef and is oh so delicious.

    Despite my love of these little guys, I would like to try it some day.

    Just don't eat it in front of them.

    Feed them your leftovers silly.

    @ James: Yes. That was a great OP

  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    James wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Oh and Hippy: your beard is graying.

    How long does it typically take for a person's hair to finish turning grey once it starts?

    Judging by his beard, not long.

    Well I'm asking because I've had grey hairs for quite awhile.

    Girl yanks them out of my fucking scalp because she swears that if you let a grey hair stay it will spread its grey to other normal hairs and that's why most people's hair eventually greys almost completely.

    ...

    Despite how much this (The hair-pulling, not her ludicrous, backwards, folkloric convictions) hurts and vexes me, I can't be bothered to actually learn about the process so that I can explain to her why this is wrong.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited January 2008
    I remember in my stats class the professor would be like "okay and then to find the probability we take the total number of red balls, 3, and the total number of balls of any color, 15, and put the 3 over the 15" and this one girl would pull out something like "but what if I take both of them and square them, then put the square of the total number of balls over the square of the number of red balls and then take 1 over that to find the probability" and the professor would say "because then you get something ridiculous instead of the right answer, just do it the easy way" and it would go on for fifteen minutes. That's what I'm reminded of here.

    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited January 2008
    Church wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Oh and Hippy: your beard is graying.

    How long does it typically take for a person's hair to finish turning grey once it starts?

    Judging by his beard, not long.

    Well I'm asking because I've had grey hairs for quite awhile.

    Girl yanks them out of my fucking scalp because she swears that if you let a grey hair stay it will spread its grey to other normal hairs and that's why most people's hair eventually greys almost completely.

    ...

    Despite how much this (The hair-pulling, not her ludicrous, backwards, folkloric convictions) hurts and vexes me, I can't be bothered to actually learn about the process so that I can explain to her why this is wrong.

    Just stay out of the kitchen and you'll be fine.

    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited January 2008
    Instead of having a bus they should just give me a car to drive for the semester. I'd already be home. And probably have pizza on the way. Or better still I could go to the 24 hour Kroger without having to freeze my ass off for an hour for the sake of frozen pizza.

    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    Doctor Who keeps racking up the awesome.

    Did you see Blink? Damn that was good.
    It was very good. I have one episode left and so far: D:

    Edit: I mean, seriously. D:

    PSN: allenquid
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Church wrote: »
    Girl yanks them out of my fucking scalp because she swears that if you let a grey hair stay it will spread its grey to other normal hairs and that's why most people's hair eventually greys almost completely.

    ...

    Despite how much this (The hair-pulling, not her ludicrous, backwards, folkloric convictions) hurts and vexes me, I can't be bothered to actually learn about the process so that I can explain to her why this is wrong.

    Well, this is what I've found from wikipedia:
    More than 40 percent of Americans have some gray hair by their fortieth birthday, but white hairs can appear as early as childhood. The age at which graying begins seems to be almost entirely based on genetics. Sometimes people are born with gray hair because it is passed down genetically.
    A 1996 British Medical Journal study conducted by J.G. Mosley, MD found that tobacco smoking may cause premature graying. Smokers were found to be four times more likely to begin graying prematurely, compared to nonsmokers in the study.
    The death of the melanocyte stem cells causes the onset of graying.

    From this article:
    Most people gray slowly, over decades, as follicle after follicle starts producing gray hair. We have 100,000 or so hair follicles, so this can take some time.

    People have gone gray in a few months, not from fear but from the normal process of aging. Sometimes all the hair follicles will start producing gray hair roughly at the same time. So in a few months, dark tips are cut away and only the gray is left.

  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited January 2008
    Also they should issue me a gun so that people don't hold the classes back with stupid questions founded in their failure to do any preparation whatsoever before coming to class and/or failure to attend more than 10% of the lectures.

    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Thanks James. If this doesn't help, then at least, if in the future she continues to rip out my hair, I'll be able to blame you for it.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited January 2008
    I've promised myself that, once I go gray, I'm never going to do that whole gray ponytail thing you see incredibly lame people doing.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I've promised myself that, once I go gray, I'm never going to do that whole gray ponytail thing you see incredibly lame people doing.

    You should do the Richard Gere thing.

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