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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I don't have any exciting PM's except for ones where people keep asking me the source for my sigs.

    There is not much point sharing that.

  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Hahaha yeah I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna post any of my private conversations.

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    i remember S.O. posted a gif of robotic lincolns before ever showing the video, and right then i was like "oh hell. welp. that's the end for me."

    #canadian #sorry
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User
    edited January 2008
    (11:18:13 PM) Marcus: proposition for you
    (11:18:15 PM) Marcus: anal
    (11:18:17 PM) Marcus: oh god oh god I'm sorry
    (11:18:57 PM) mully.: ahahaha

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus The machine is broken. The universe is broken.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I don't have any interesting PMs, dang

  • bombardierbombardier Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited January 2008
    mully wrote: »
    B: and there was a lineup for soup, and I noticed my stats were all good except for one
    B: and I was like "hey soup will fix this!" so I get some soup but it's too hot!
    B: and my mystery stat goes red
    B: so I go back to try again, and this time I blow on the soup to cool it down! now my stat is all full and happy
    B: then the building I'm in explodes and I find a heart container
    M: are you on drugs
    This was a dream I had about being in some weird zelda/sims video game.

  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Almost all of my PMs are boring stuff like "Here's my PSN ID" or other such stuff.

    However I have a gem of a forwarded PM from Viv (my first PM I received on these boards). No words or anything, just a whole lotta furry porn drawings.

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    Flickr - PSN ID - IamTetsuo - Steam
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    mully wrote: »
    and t hash - yes! every time redeemer posts that woman, i think of Janice from Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem... and this time, i've posted it.

    My brother's nickname

    when he played bass in his old band

    was Floyd Pepper

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    i think i have an entire log between email and IMs of every dream we've had since we met, bomb.

    i was just reading through my logs with As7 and found one where i'm telling him about how you and i were detectives, trying to figure out about a KILLER RABBIT INFESTATION!

    #canadian #sorry
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus The machine is broken. The universe is broken.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Actually, my favorite PM is the first one I ever got

    It was from Balefuego

    I don't know if I can post it here though

  • potatoepotatoe Registered User
    edited January 2008
    over the years, the vast majority of the PMs i have received have been people asking for some sort of inappropriate pictures

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I dont get PMs

    ever

    oh well

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    over the years, the vast majority of the PMs i have received have been people asking for some sort of inappropriate pictures

    Just once I'd like someone to ask me for a sort of an inappropriate picture.

  • SephSeph Registered User
    edited January 2008
    i am terribly disappointed in this

    the thread of my daughter's wedding

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User
    edited January 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    over the years, the vast majority of the PMs i have received have been people asking for some sort of inappropriate pictures

    Just once I'd like someone to ask me for a sort of an inappropriate picture.

    send me naked pictures of yourself

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    This wasn't really mailed to me but I had it as my sig for a really fucking long time so...
    the USS.FUCKHERMOM is the worst destroyer in then navy. Jackass, Bastard, Moron1, Cockass, and Dickhead are the sailors that are currently turning my ship into a floating exhibition of navalized lensman

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User
    edited January 2008
    (10:39:46 PM) aspectofrobot: you're awesome Javen
    (10:39:58 PM) Nalvin86: No you're awesome
    (10:40:01 PM) aspectofrobot: No you are
    (10:40:10 PM) Nalvin86: Shut the fuck up
    (10:40:11 PM) Nalvin86: You're awesome
    (10:40:25 PM) aspectofrobot: No fuckin' way you're way more awesome
    (10:40:44 PM) Nalvin86: No
    (10:40:48 PM) Nalvin86: you're awesome
    (10:40:52 PM) Nalvin86: not shut up or I'll cut your throat
    (10:40:54 PM) Nalvin86: you fucking shit
    (10:41:01 PM) Nalvin86: you awesome, awesome shit
    (10:41:37 PM) aspectofrobot: I will rape your throat
    (10:41:39 PM) aspectofrobot: You're too awesome

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    My pm box is rarely used these days. Redi and I used to send each other messages all the time, but when he got aim we started using that.

    If this was a chatlog thread we'd probably fill it up with things that are actual gold. None of this
    +: hey
    +: hey
    -: ?
    +: sup
    -: lol
    +: tits
    -: yes

    That is crap, people. Have real conversations.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Potatoe what inappropriate pictures do you have?

  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    i got this the other day from someone i've never heard of named "Anaximander":

    ---

    01-15-2008, 11:04 AM

    I love your arts. They are fantastic.

    That is all.

    ---

    d'aww

    #canadian #sorry
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    yes we know you are protoboning

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    mully wrote: »
    i got this the other day from someone i've never heard of named "Anaximander":

    ---

    01-15-2008, 11:04 AM

    I love your arts. They are fantastic.

    That is all.

    ---

    d'aww

    Doesn't he post in the AC any more? He used to.

    Rock Band DLC | Gamertag: PrimusD | WLD - Thortar
  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    mully wrote: »
    i got this the other day from someone i've never heard of named "Anaximander":

    ---

    01-15-2008, 11:04 AM

    I love your arts. They are fantastic.

    That is all.

    ---

    d'aww

    he also has great arts

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  • TxdoHawkTxdoHawk Registered User
    edited January 2008
    The only recent thing I can think of is an entire AIM conversation revolving around -izzle words and going to Wal-Mart, but quite honestly that is pretty much only funny in my mind.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited January 2008
    tom: guess who's
    tom: pooping
    meissnerd: hahahahaha
    meissnerd: THERE WAS, A HOUSE, IN NEW ORLEANS
    tom: what
    meissnerd: CALLED, THE RISING SUUUUNNNN
    tom: i am still pooping
    tom: this is a big one
    tom: it is like giving birth
    tom: except with excrement instead of life
    meissnerd: don't
    meissnerd: don't give me a play by play
    tom: one of the turds smiled at me as if to say
    tom: thank you for releasing me from your bowels
    meissnerd: stop it
    tom: he winked
    meissnerd: no he didn't!
    tom: HE WINKED
    tom: AND HE SAID
    tom: WHERE IS MEISSNERD
    tom: I WANT TO GIVE HIM CHOCOLATE KISSES
    meissnerd: AARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited January 2008
    tom: do you know what is the best
    tom: a shorn scrotum
    meissnerd: I've tried that
    meissnerd: but I've never been able to go all the way with it
    tom: i feel sorry for you
    tom: i just shaved my satchel
    meissnerd: well maybe you could show me how to do it
    meissnerd: in a completely gay way
    meissnerd: lots of cupping

  • DhalphirDhalphir Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    tom: guess who's
    tom: pooping
    meissnerd: hahahahaha
    meissnerd: THERE WAS, A HOUSE, IN NEW ORLEANS
    tom: what
    meissnerd: CALLED, THE RISING SUUUUNNNN
    tom: i am still pooping
    tom: this is a big one
    tom: it is like giving birth
    tom: except with excrement instead of life
    meissnerd: don't
    meissnerd: don't give me a play by play
    tom: one of the turds smiled at me as if to say
    tom: thank you for releasing me from your bowels
    meissnerd: stop it
    tom: he winked
    meissnerd: no he didn't!
    tom: HE WINKED
    tom: AND HE SAID
    tom: WHERE IS MEISSNERD
    tom: I WANT TO GIVE HIM CHOCOLATE KISSES
    meissnerd: AARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    I think i pooped a little reading this

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User
    edited January 2008
    (2:59:20 PM) kusugattai: you are my lover okay
    (2:59:27 PM) aspectofrobot: I am your lover
    (2:59:35 PM) aspectofrobot: what
    (2:59:37 PM) aspectofrobot: brought that on
    (2:59:40 PM) aspectofrobot: besides your boner
    (3:00:05 PM) kusugattai: that was pretty much all of it
    (3:06:33 PM) kusugattai: <#
    (3:06:34 PM) kusugattai: <3
    (3:06:36 PM) kusugattai: what are you doing
    (3:06:40 PM) aspectofrobot: I
    (3:06:44 PM) aspectofrobot: am just looking at the forums
    (3:07:15 PM) kusugattai: i am in class doggie
    (3:07:51 PM) aspectofrobot: how is the booty in that class
    (3:08:00 PM) kusugattai: slim pickings
    (3:09:30 PM) kusugattai: there are like two girls
    (3:09:31 PM) kusugattai: that i would say
    (3:09:38 PM) kusugattai: are "pickings"
    (3:09:39 PM) kusugattai: if you wil
    (3:10:12 PM) aspectofrobot: I would pick you
    (3:10:17 PM) aspectofrobot: like a strawberry
    (3:10:28 PM) kusugattai: you would be the sweetest berry

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited January 2008
    tom: GOD DAMN YOU FUTURAMA
    tom: that song
    tom: fuck that song
    tom: and the
    tom: "he forgot me a long time ago"
    tom: and he just
    tom: lies down
    meissnerd: no
    tom: and closes his eyes
    meissnerd: stop
    meissnerd: don
    meissnerd: t
    meissnerd: agggghhhh
    tom: ARGHHH

  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User
    edited January 2008
    (12:28:26 AM) aspectofrobot: h5 for know 5'0 girls with great racks
    (12:28:31 AM) aspectofrobot: *knowing
    (12:28:59 AM) kusugattai: yesss

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User
    edited January 2008
    (4:20:57 PM) kusugattai: TO PROVE THEIR MOUSEY WORTH
    (4:21:02 PM) kusugattai: THEY'LL OVERTHROW THE EARTH
    (4:21:06 PM) aspectofrobot: THEY'RE PINKY
    (4:21:09 PM) aspectofrobot: PINK AND THE BRAIN
    (4:21:09 PM) aspectofrobot: BRAIN
    (4:21:10 PM) aspectofrobot: BRAIN
    (4:21:11 PM) aspectofrobot: BRAIN
    (4:21:12 PM) aspectofrobot: BRAIN
    (4:21:17 PM) aspectofrobot: DU DA DA DAAA DAAAA
    (4:21:28 PM) aspectofrobot: DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU DA DA
    (4:21:30 PM) kusugattai: YESSSS

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • SephSeph Registered User
    edited January 2008
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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    you're fucking it all up

    delete delete delete

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited January 2008
    11:00:01 PM tom: meissnerd lets play doctor
    11:00:07 PM meissnerd: oh goodness
    11:00:16 PM meissnerd: let me get my certificate
    11:00:21 PM tom: NO I AM THE DOCTOR
    11:00:25 PM tom: YOU ARE THE PATIENT
    11:00:26 PM meissnerd: ok
    11:00:27 PM tom: PUT ON THIS PAPER GOWN
    11:00:31 PM meissnerd: let me get
    11:00:32 PM meissnerd: oh ok
    11:00:33 PM tom: TURN YOUR HEAD AND COUGH
    11:00:45 PM tom: PREPARE FOR THE ROUGHEST BALL-HANDLING EVER
    11:00:50 PM meissnerd: oh god
    11:04:30 PM tom: I PUT ON MY LAB COAT AND STETHOSCOPE
    11:04:47 PM meissnerd: I WASH THOROUGHLY
    11:05:35 PM tom: I RUB THE SPONGE ACROSS YOUR BODY
    11:06:21 PM meissnerd: I REMIND YOU THAT I ALREADY WASHED AND THIS NEW WASHING IS SUPERFLUOUS
    11:06:36 PM tom: SUPERFLUOUSLY SEXY
    11:06:45 PM tom: I PUT MY COLD STETHOSCOPE ON YOUR BARE CHEST
    11:06:58 PM meissnerd: DICK IN YOUR EEAR
    11:07:10 PM meissnerd: WE GET MARRIED
    11:07:12 PM meissnerd: ADOPT A KID
    11:07:14 PM meissnerd: DIVORCE
    11:07:18 PM tom: RE MARRIAGE
    11:07:25 PM meissnerd: ADOPT ANOTHER KID
    11:07:26 PM meissnerd: VEGAS
    11:08:10 PM tom: HELLA VEGAS

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I think I am the only person who loves chatlogs.

    I love them.

  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I do have some OK AIM logs.
    Me: haha my balls are still in /n
    farsidethe: I'm not here right now
    farsidethe: what
    farsidethe: seriously
    farsidethe: let me see

    ipsesignew.jpg
    Flickr - PSN ID - IamTetsuo - Steam
  • DhalphirDhalphir Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    I think I am the only person who loves chatlogs.

    I love them.

    THE MILLIONS OF READERS OF BASH.ORG WOULD RESPECTFULLY LIKE TO DISAGREE WITH YOU PIPE.

    ALSO, DONGS.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Nalvin86 (4:13:49 PM): i am getting into the bed because that is what Jack White does
    aspectofrobot (4:15:27 PM): aw no ray there aint no need to impersonate Jack White
    aspectofrobot (4:15:32 PM): please ray don't impersonate Jack White
    Nalvin86 (4:14:29 PM): i got to imitate jack white, dude!
    Nalvin86 (4:14:31 PM): there comes a time!
    aspectofrobot (4:15:57 PM): hahahaha
    aspectofrobot (4:16:07 PM): ray there aint no time to impersonate jack white
    aspectofrobot (4:25:35 PM): don't you link powerchord at me you son of a bitch!
    aspectofrobot (4:25:37 PM): ahahahaha

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus The machine is broken. The universe is broken.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Chatlogs can be pretty hilarious

    I have some old ones saved somewhere on my old computer I just love

  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    hahahahaahhahahaha powerchord :D

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