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[Phalla] WWI - Pointy Hat Guys Win!

PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
edited February 2008 in Critical Failures
Welcome to my World War I - A West Side Story Musical by Steven Sondheim and produced by Mel Brooks, critically acclaimed actor, producer and director Phalla.

"Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots
But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind;
Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots
Of disappointed shells that dropped behind.

GAS! Gas! Quick, boys!-- An ecstasy of fumbling,
Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time;
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling
And floundering like a man in fire or lime.--
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.

In all my dreams, before my helpless sight,
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning.

If in some smothering dreams you too could pace
Behind the wagon that we flung him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil's sick of sin;
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,--
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori."
-Wilfred Owen

Basic Plot

What is a Phalla?







I will accept as many people as are willing to play the game, though it is designed for around 60 players. The game will begin on monday, and will last 10 days or fewer.

1. B:L
2. Telcus
3. Obbi - Wiped Out
4. Ultarune - Unknown Soldier (withdrew)
5. Nion - Wiped Out
6. Mr. Embarkation
7. Typhus733 - Wiped Out
8. Romantic Undead - Wiped Out
9. Frost Mist
10. Oatway - Wiped Out
11. Saburbia - Hahahahaha Wipe Out (Drum Solo)
12. DasUberEdwards
13. Jdarksun
14. Precisionk
15. Quoth
16. Whod - Wiped Out by Loony Larry Ford's Crazy Savings!
17. Squashua
18. Mrpaku
19. Thorgot
20. James - Wiped Out
21. Gumpy - wiped out
22. Maximus - Trench Foot (Withdrew)
23. Varcayn - Wiped Out
24. Inglorious Coyote - Trench Foot (Inactivity removal)
25. El Skid
26. Corp. Shepard
27. Burnage - Wiped Out
28. TheLawinator
29. Niceguy Myeye - Wiped Out
30. TehSpectre
31. FreeAgent - Wiped Out
32. Trust

34. Stew_Stick - Like a scribble on a white board, he is Wiped Out
35. Lovelyahava - Unknown Soldier (withdrew)
36. Thorpe
37. Qorzm - Wiped Out
38. Zanmatto - Trench Foot (Removed for Inactivity)
39. iamtheaznman - Wiped Out
40. delroland
41. Frosteey
42. Savant - Wiped Out
43. Cheez - Unknown Soldier (withdrew)
44. PsychoCucumber
45. Seriously - 3 Strikes, You're Wiped out!
46. Koan - Wiped Out
47. Meister - Wiped Out
48. Pretentious
49. Aegis
50. Grundlterror - Wiped Out
51. Aldo
52. MrBlarney - Wiped Out

Round 0 Narration
Narration 2 and results for turns 1 and 2
Narration 3
Narration 4
Narration 5
Results Turn 6
Narration 7

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