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[Phalla] WWI - Pointy Hat Guys Win!

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Varcayn wrote: »
    El Skid wrote: »
    I applaud your epic reveal, sir. Not using size 99 font is indeed the hallmark of a true gentleman revealer.

    I also applaud your twisting of information. The entente scum indeed made a good choice when they selected you to your post... To lie in such an upright and straightforward fashion is worthy of the highest levels of espionage. What you have said is SO much more attractive and sounds SO much better than "Tell me all your secrets, we won't use them against you, honest".

    Neutral forces, the entente care nothing for your secondary win conditions. Work with the German forces, and you can still succeed when and if your primary win condition should fail.

    Oh and IF you should want to share any private information with me, you're welcome to do it. We on the north side of the map do not seek to require it of you up front, because we're not going to stab you in the back at the slightest provocation.

    My PM box is open to you, good sirs and madame.

    Yes, because the Triple Alliance / Central Powers really represented the honorable, honest, non-"here's a blank check Austria, why don't you go crush Serbia so I can draw England in to a war because their bigger navy hurts my feelings" side of the war.

    I think you are lost, sir. The english recruitment office is that way
    >

    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • SavantSavant Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !vote thorgot it is then

  • VarcaynVarcayn Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    El Skid wrote: »
    Varcayn wrote: »
    El Skid wrote: »
    I applaud your epic reveal, sir. Not using size 99 font is indeed the hallmark of a true gentleman revealer.

    I also applaud your twisting of information. The entente scum indeed made a good choice when they selected you to your post... To lie in such an upright and straightforward fashion is worthy of the highest levels of espionage. What you have said is SO much more attractive and sounds SO much better than "Tell me all your secrets, we won't use them against you, honest".

    Neutral forces, the entente care nothing for your secondary win conditions. Work with the German forces, and you can still succeed when and if your primary win condition should fail.

    Oh and IF you should want to share any private information with me, you're welcome to do it. We on the north side of the map do not seek to require it of you up front, because we're not going to stab you in the back at the slightest provocation.

    My PM box is open to you, good sirs and madame.

    Yes, because the Triple Alliance / Central Powers really represented the honorable, honest, non-"here's a blank check Austria, why don't you go crush Serbia so I can draw England in to a war because their bigger navy hurts my feelings" side of the war.

    I think you are lost, sir. The english recruitment office is that way
    >

    And you sir, make me regret ever wanting to be a part of the same Canadian regiment as yourself. Your treachery will not go unpunished.

  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Looks like thorgot wants the vote as well, though. Argh. Hope nothing too big occurs between now and late this afternoon.

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Varcayn wrote: »
    Spoiler:

    And you sir, make me regret ever wanting to be a part of the same Canadian regiment as yourself. Your treachery will not go unpunished.

    Hey, it's not my fault I was born German. I actually belong to a very small cult that believes our nationalities are chosen at birth by a strange god with a bit of a mean streak. We do not speak his full name, but abbreviate it to PL1. I am merely fulfilling my General's wishes, as any good soldier would.

    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    Oh please, how many people here fell to friendly fire last night. I am the only one fessing up.

    Your "friendly fire" costed many men their lives!


    Traitor.

  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    maybe if you say it enough times

  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    mrpaku wrote: »
    maybe if you say it enough times

    If only you ever posted anything useful.

  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil

  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil

    I am almost going to sig this.



    Almost.

  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I've got you covered, PK.

    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    is there ever anything but trashtalk in these threads?

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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    mrpaku wrote: »
    hugs <3

    <3<3<3
    El Skid wrote: »
    I've got you covered, PK.

    <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    FrostMist wrote: »
    is there ever anything but trashtalk in these threads?

    mrpaku and I have a relationship that goes beyond all reality and common sense.


    You just had to be there.

  • NionNion Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    FrostMist wrote: »
    is there ever anything but trashtalk in these threads?

    No.

  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    it's not a phalla for me if i don't harass him at some point

    this has nothing to do with sides and i would miss it terribly if he stopped playing

  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    ah - haven't been here that long ;)

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    precisionk wrote: »
    FrostMist wrote: »
    is there ever anything but trashtalk in these threads?

    mrpaku and I have a relationship that goes beyond all reality and common sense.


    You just had to be there.

    This one time at band camp...

    D:

    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    mrpaku wrote: »
    it's not a phalla for me if i don't harass him at some point

    this has nothing to do with sides and i would miss it terribly if he stopped playing

    This is true for me as well.

  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    What is the precedent for epic reveals being false? Is that allowed?

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  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    mrpaku wrote: »
    FrostMist wrote: »
    why are you voting for yourself thorgot?

    to dissuade you from voting for him, or course

    there is no wine

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  • PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    OK so I've come up with a way to fix my mistake without unfairly revealing anyone. It's not perfect but it will have to do. For turn 2 I will post all units that suffered losses for Turns 1 and 2. Disregard the 1st narration's list.

    Searchers after horror haunt strange, far places.
    Theoretically Evil
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    You can epically reveal as Winston Churchill if you want. You'd be in the wrong war and we'd laugh at you, but there's nothing in the rules against lying up, down and sideways.

    See the english post on neutrals for further study. :P

    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Varcayn wrote: »
    For those of you that still don't trust me, I offer you this information:

    We have a seer. He seered Squashua last night, who must be some sort of enemy leader, because it revealed a literal truckload of information. Squashua is evil, but he is also immune to the vote, so don't waste your votes there. We have reason to believe other traitorous bastards are immune to the vote as well, and thus I would assume El Skid is merely trying to draw votes on to his immune traitorous ass.

    Oh Shizer!

    [size=+5]ATTENTION DECEPTICONS!!!![/size]

    All Decepticons contact me immediately! I'll coordinate this shit up good!

    You know I can make a proboard!

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  • NionNion Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Regarding vote-immunity: I'd imagine anybody who's already in the northern trench isn't going to care much if we order them to charge the northern trench.

  • PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Clarification: Does the vote still fully effect members of the Central Forces?
    Even if it doesn't, it's better for us to 'waste' it on a confirmed/highly likely Central Forces target then shoot blindly with it.
    Perhaps, perhaps not.

    Searchers after horror haunt strange, far places.
    Theoretically Evil
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Seriously, you guys believe that shit?

    Why the hell would anyone seer *ME* of all players. You all know I'm always vigilante target numero uno.

    It's like a wasted seering.

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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    El Skid wrote: »
    I believe Varcayn is the runner up, currently.

    !vote Varcayn and give him das boot.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited January 2008
    Hello everyone, Major General Robert Oswald Thero is now online for communications.

    I will be available for question answering for the next hour.

  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    What is the precedent for epic reveals being false? Is that allowed?
    Revealing fake info? It's a time-honored Phalla Tradition.

    It...is?

    I've been doing it wrong all along! D:

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  • PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    robothero wrote: »
    Hello everyone, Major General Robert Oswald Thero is now online for communications.

    I will be available for question answering for the next hour.
    Hey robot: Do you think we should tell everyone that we are just going to be killing of their men arbitrarily based on our whims for the rest of the game?

    Searchers after horror haunt strange, far places.
    Theoretically Evil
  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    err... that's not good

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  • VarcaynVarcayn Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Squashua wrote: »
    Seriously, you guys believe that shit?

    Why the hell would anyone seer *ME* of all players. You all know I'm always vigilante target numero uno.

    It's like a wasted seering.

    I'll field this one:

    I'm new here. This is my first full on PA phalla. However, I've spent a couple months lurking around this place watching these games. The first night is a crap shoot at best, but it makes sense we would want to seer an experienced player first. Thus I suggested we just RNG a list of all the more experienced players to pick someone for our seer on the first night. Like I said, I don't know any of you, but my time spent lurking has taught me who posts a lot.

    Your name came up. Could've been DA. Could've been TehSpectre. Could've been Mr. E or various others. But it wasn't. It was you, and you're with the Central Powers.

    But please, waste your vote on me, it won't save you.

  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    FrostMist wrote: »
    err... that's not good

    Don't worry. Everyone knows that people running phallas only arbitrarily kill inactive players.

    And maybe overly active players.

    And sometimes some other players at random.

    So you're safe! :P

    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited January 2008
    Hey robot: Do you think we should tell everyone that we are just going to be killing of their men arbitrarily based on our whims for the rest of the game?

    let us discuss this further over a chilled glass of merlot this evening.
    So you're safe!

    Assuming you're not on my list of "people who didnt do anything yesterday."



    snipers! HOOOOOOLD.

  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    aah - that explains *feels much safer now*

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  • DamnedLibrarianDamnedLibrarian Registered User
    edited January 2008
    robothero wrote: »
    Hello everyone, Major General Robert Oswald Thero is now online for communications.

    I will be available for question answering for the next hour.

    Oh, I'll play along with this. What was the crashed plane carrying?

  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    hmm... where do everyones allegiance lie? Lists accepted :wink:

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited January 2008
    Oh, I'll play along with this. What was the crashed plane carrying?

    6 cubic tons of shake-n-pour pancake mix.

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