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Rambo...

RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
edited January 2008 in Social Entropy++
Or as I like to call it, the most unnecessarily violent movie made in the last ten years.

Having just viewed it and after having read some critics reviews I've decided to give a sound byte of my own, "Rambo is a red, white and blue cheeseburger erection that does not relent until everyone is properly fucked."

Roger Ebert can eat my shit. God bless this movie.

RedTide on
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I don't know what a "Cheeseburger" erection is.
    The only possible idea is how Uriel eats a cheeseburger and god I don't want to picture that.

    So in conclusion, gross.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    he vaporizes a fucking chinaman with a goddamn .50 cal gatling gun

    STEAM
    Spoiler:
  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    neville wrote: »
    I don't know what a "Cheeseburger" erection is.
    The only possible idea is how Uriel eats a cheeseburger and god I don't want to picture that.

    So in conclusion, gross.

    If you don't know you probably don't enjoy red meat as much as most men.

    Possibly on account of the gay, but our meat technicians haven't come to a hard conclusion yet.

  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited January 2008
    when is it supposed to be released?

  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    It is out today, I just got back from a noon showing. Rank it is fucking glorious.

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    RedTide wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    I don't know what a "Cheeseburger" erection is.
    The only possible idea is how Uriel eats a cheeseburger and god I don't want to picture that.

    So in conclusion, gross.

    If you don't know you probably don't enjoy red meat as much as most men.

    Possibly on account of the gay, but our meat technicians haven't come to a hard conclusion yet.

    fuck that, i will out-eat you on steak any day of the goddamn week.
    But I eat my steaks, I don't fuck them.

    Does being straight equate with wanting to fuck cows and/or their byproducts, then?

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited January 2008
    neville wrote: »
    RedTide wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    I don't know what a "Cheeseburger" erection is.
    The only possible idea is how Uriel eats a cheeseburger and god I don't want to picture that.

    So in conclusion, gross.

    If you don't know you probably don't enjoy red meat as much as most men.

    Possibly on account of the gay, but our meat technicians haven't come to a hard conclusion yet.

    fuck that, i will out-eat you on steak any day of the goddamn week.
    But I eat my steaks, I don't fuck them.

    Does being straight equate with wanting to fuck cows and/or their byproducts, then?

    shit he cracked the code

  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Don't forget the part where you kill them while your seed is still warm in their cow vajoos, wave it in the direction of a fire, and eat it extra rare.

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  • MolotovCockatooMolotovCockatoo Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Seein' it tonight, hell yes. Super excited. I also just watched Cop Land the other night, which I have decided is a criminally underrated movie. Seriously, it was great, all-star cast, awesome performances, good story. Sylvester Stallone in fine form. Oh yea and it was totally directed by the guy who did 3:10 to Yuma.

    Killjoy wrote: »
    No jeez Orik why do you assume the worst about people?

    Because he moderates an internet forum

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    I heard that he shoots people in this one.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    neville wrote: »
    RedTide wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    I don't know what a "Cheeseburger" erection is.
    The only possible idea is how Uriel eats a cheeseburger and god I don't want to picture that.

    So in conclusion, gross.

    If you don't know you probably don't enjoy red meat as much as most men.

    Possibly on account of the gay, but our meat technicians haven't come to a hard conclusion yet.

    fuck that, i will out-eat you on steak any day of the goddamn week.
    But I eat my steaks, I don't fuck them.

    Does being straight equate with wanting to fuck cows and/or their byproducts, then?

    shit he cracked the code

    The code of you all equating your ladies with fat heffers?
    Yeah, I decyphered it. But I thought women were things in general, not specific things like cows. Make up your mind, I'm so confused.

    t lostwords: :^:

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  • One Thousand DicksOne Thousand Dicks :D! Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Fucking fuck the closest movie theater isn't showing it now (it is showing Meet the Spartans, though :x).

    Hm. Question for those who have seen it: is it worth a two hour drive (both ways)?

  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    neville wrote: »
    RedTide wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    I don't know what a "Cheeseburger" erection is.
    The only possible idea is how Uriel eats a cheeseburger and god I don't want to picture that.

    So in conclusion, gross.

    If you don't know you probably don't enjoy red meat as much as most men.

    Possibly on account of the gay, but our meat technicians haven't come to a hard conclusion yet.

    fuck that, i will out-eat you on steak any day of the goddamn week.
    But I eat my steaks, I don't fuck them.

    Does being straight equate with wanting to fuck cows and/or their byproducts, then?

    shit he cracked the code

    Well I was trying to imply that after eating a steak us alpha male types are prone to getting a raging erection in the afterglow, but in all honesty I can live with this definition of reality just as well.

  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited January 2008
    Seein' it tonight, hell yes. Super excited. I also just watched Cop Land the other night, which I have decided is a criminally underrated movie. Seriously, it was great, all-star cast, awesome performances, good story. Sylvester Stallone in fine form. Oh yea and it was totally directed by the guy who did 3:10 to Yuma.

    Cop Land is one of my favorites, and yes, it is exceptionally underrated, as is A Bronx Tale.

  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited January 2008
    One time I cooked a steak so good it earned me a blowjob.

    True story.

  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Fucking fuck the closest movie theater isn't showing it now (it is showing Meet the Spartans, though :x).

    Hm. Question for those who have seen it: is it worth a two hour drive (both ways)?

    If watching Commando or either of the Rambo sequels is your idea of a good time, then yes.

    Yes it is.

  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    he vaporizes a fucking chinaman with a goddamn .50 cal gatling gun

    Not the preferred nomenclature.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited January 2008
    wait a fucking second

    this movie is out?

    like, now?

    oh SNAP

  • naporeonnaporeon Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    neville wrote: »
    RedTide wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    I don't know what a "Cheeseburger" erection is.
    The only possible idea is how Uriel eats a cheeseburger and god I don't want to picture that.

    So in conclusion, gross.

    If you don't know you probably don't enjoy red meat as much as most men.

    Possibly on account of the gay, but our meat technicians haven't come to a hard conclusion yet.

    fuck that, i will out-eat you on steak any day of the goddamn week.
    But I eat my steaks, I don't fuck them.

    Does being straight equate with wanting to fuck cows and/or their byproducts, then?

    shit he cracked the code
    The matrix is crashing.

  • Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Going with a bunch of friends to see this tonight. So stoked.

    I made the rror of reading the review in my local paper. Not that it was a bad review, but the fucking guy gave away a pretty hilarious-sounding kill. Now I won't be surprised when it happens :x

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  • naporeonnaporeon Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    wait a fucking second

    this movie is out?

    like, now?

    oh SNAP
    Yeah.

    SNAP A BURMESE MILITANT'S NECK

  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Muthafukkin' Rambo.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited January 2008
    I was kinda disappointed they just called it Rambo instead of giving it a rad secondary title

    what was wrong with any of these
    aka "Rambo: To Hell and Back" - USA (working title)
    aka "Rambo IV" - USA (working title)
    aka "Rambo 4" - Singapore (English title)
    aka "Rambo IV: In the Serpent's Eye" - USA (working title)
    aka "Rambo IV: End of Peace" - USA (working title)
    aka "Rambo IV: Holy War" - USA (working title)
    aka "Rambo IV: Pearl of the Cobra" - USA (working title)
    aka "John Rambo" - USA (working title), France, Italy

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited January 2008
    i may go to the movies tonight

    i am legend sucked, right?

    so it's either this, juno, or atonement

  • naporeonnaporeon Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    I was kinda disappointed they just called it Rambo instead of giving it a rad secondary title

    what was wrong with any of these
    aka "Rambo: To Hell and Back" - USA (working title)
    aka "Rambo IV" - USA (working title)
    aka "Rambo 4" - Singapore (English title)
    aka "Rambo IV: In the Serpent's Eye" - USA (working title)
    aka "Rambo IV: End of Peace" - USA (working title)
    aka "Rambo IV: Holy War" - USA (working title)
    aka "Rambo IV: Pearl of the Cobra" - USA (working title)
    aka "John Rambo" - USA (working title), France, Italy
    These titles seem a little....
    Spoiler:

  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    edited January 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    i may go to the movies tonight

    i am legend sucked, right?

    so it's either this, juno, or atonement

    juno is pretty funny

    if you don't get annoyed by the hip indiekid like references everywhere

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited January 2008
    or cloverfield i guess

  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Rambo looks brutal as all hell and I will be seeing it asap

    I wanna see cloverfield really bad too

    Fuck Juno

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    http://www.gametrailers.com/player/29877.html

    EDIT: AVGN, which means NSFW.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited January 2008
    hey i have a copy of the rambo game

    ain't played it in years, but i remember it being kind of fun

  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    That last row is incorrect.

    The whole movie is a sex scene; I'm spooing in my pants every god damn second of every god damn movie.

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited January 2008
    only one dude died in first blood?

    huh

    i ain't seen that in a dog's age

  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I remember Rambo on the NES sucking butt.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • HitScanHitScan Registered User
    edited January 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    he vaporizes a fucking chinaman with a goddamn .50 cal gatling gun

    Not the preferred nomenclature.

    No doubt, its Mr. .50 Cal Gatling Gun, unless you're on really good terms.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    That really is the best chart. I see now that the flaw in Rambo 3 was that it took too long to get to the killing. No matter how many dudes you kill, you gotta grab them from the get go.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited January 2008
    wait

    wait

    WAIT

    DFENEDER IS THE ANGRY NINTENDO NERD

  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    i've never watched a rambo movie

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • bombardierbombardier mr. mully Vancouver, BCSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited January 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    i've never watched a rambo movie
    I have faint memories of the second one on Saturday afternoon Fox movie, but that's about it.

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