Thank god for the Le Moyne Brothers

Daric

Because they brought MARDI GRAS to the good ol' U S of A

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I am talking about the best thing the South has to offer.

Beer, titties, and cake. It doesn't get much better than this.





Unfortunately, I will not be in New Orleans for Mardi Gras this year. I will be at an Ultimate Frisbee tournament in Baton Rouge. But still, Lousiana during Mardi Gras is fun times so it should be good.

So, all you SE++ Southerners, what are your plans? Are you stocking up on beads or are you just going to ignore it and watch the Super Bowl instead?

Dublo7

gay

Air

pretty gay yea

i found out that some guy i know at uni is gay cos a lesbian friend of mine went to the mardi gras and ran into him and they found out about eachother

actually i already knew the guy was gay just from having met him
i mean i was suprised my friend wasnt already 100% certain about it
she thinks everyone is gay

Futore

more like Farti Gras

Sheri

I plan on going, flashing my tits, and having everyone go, 'Why is that boy there lifting up his shirt?'

Ruckus

Sheri wrote: »

I plan on going, flashing my tits, and having everyone go, 'Why is that boy there lifting up his shirt?'

Spoiler:

Sheri

Ruckus wrote: »

Sheri wrote: »

I plan on going, flashing my tits, and having everyone go, 'Why is that boy there lifting up his shirt?'

Spoiler:

Is it funny if you make the same joke I make directly after I make it?

Bloods End

Mardi Gras means "Fat Tuesday"

Ruckus

Sheri wrote: »

Ruckus wrote: »

Sheri wrote: »

I plan on going, flashing my tits, and having everyone go, 'Why is that boy there lifting up his shirt?'

Spoiler:

Is it funny if you make the same joke I make directly after I make it?

Coat-talin'.

redfenix

St. Louis has a pretty killer Mardi Gras also.

I've been once.

NotASenator

Wait, is Sean Penn going to be there?

Futore

i don't see why so many girls are ashamed of their breasts. big ones are funny, but sexually speaking, i don't really care about size

NotASenator

Futore wrote: »

i don't see why so many girls are ashamed of their breasts. big ones are funny, but sexually speaking, i don't really care about size

Oh god, is this going to be that thread?

Sheri

EVERYONE LOVES TITS

MOVING ON

Futore

sheri, someone told me you live in florida, want to carry me to PAX?

Sheri

No, I don't think I do.

PiptheFair

mardi gras is terrible and disgusting much like new orleans

Futore

wow, i am making this thread creepier and creepier

Ruckus

Alright I'll see you guys later.

If we're not gonna talk about funbags I have important discussions regarding MonkeyMechs and Particle Physics to discuss elseware.

PiptheFair

Sheri wrote: »

No, I don't think I do.

dayum

Daric

Hahaha I just found out that the tournament I'm playing in is sponsored by a beer company.

Everyone there is going to be drunk. This should be fun.

Rankenphile

oh maaaaan

mardi gras

so, like, there's this little fucking logger town east of where I live called Concrete

that's the name of the town

glamorous, huh?

you ever see that movie This Boy's Life, with DiCaprio and DeNiro and shit? It was written by a dude who lived there, about living there and how much it completely fucking sucked

nothing but backwoods loggers and fat chicks with stubble and lots of meth

so, this year, they got this great idea

"Hey, we're all inbred and pasty, right? Well, we need something to spice this town up! I got it, I got it! We'll cancel the Dead Fly Festival (where the town business owners - all like twelve of them - display a jar full of the dead flies that they've collected in their windowsills over the course of the year and whoever has the most gets some gay trophy and everyone has stupid dead fly themed shit going on) and we'll get wild and craaaa-zy with MARDI GRAS!"

so, what this means to those who have never visited this backwoods paradise for those who hate dental hygiene and literacy is that there will be ugly, fat drunken crankheads flashing their tits at anybody who happens to be holding a string of five-cent plastic beads.

I can personally guarantee that, nine months after this blessed event, we shall see an unprecedented surge in the birth of cross-eyed flipper babies with Uncle Dads.

Futore

haha, Sheri, i sigged it before you nice edited it. thank you for the attempt, though

Daric

Guys, believe me, New Orleans during Mardi Gras is not that bad.

One time I was in New Orleans during the Essence Festival. That was probably the only time I've ever been scared for my life.

Sheri

Hey, that's cool too

Sheri

I went to the Gasparilla Pirate Festival in Tampa last weekend.

It's a lot like Mardi Gras

But with no tits

Dynagrip

show us your tits

PiptheFair

Sheri wrote: »

I went to the Gasparilla Pirate Festival in Tampa last weekend.

It's a lot like Mardi Gras

But with no tits

night festival is where the titties are

and fucking damnit I couldn't go to the day parade

Sheri

Dynagrip wrote: »

show us your tits

Nah

t Pip - Dangit I was at the day parade you fgt

PiptheFair

Sheri wrote: »

Dynagrip wrote: »

show us your tits

Nah

t Pip - Dangit I was at the day parade you fgt

blame my parents new condo's fucking blinds and shit

Abracadaniel

pip we coulda hung out

man

PiptheFair

Cum Hero wrote: »

pip we coulda hung out

man

YOU COULDA ASKED

JEEZ

Abracadaniel

somebody threw beads at sheri's face and I laughed so hard

PiptheFair

my uncle is a knight of sant yago


I wanted to inform him that he is balding

but alas

I hate curtains

Abracadaniel

also there was a large (both in body type and quantity) black family in front of us and they fought like wild dogs over 5 cent strings of beads with the Red Baron Pizza logo on'em

PiptheFair

oh my god

Rankenphile

okay that is pretty funny

Abracadaniel

there was another family that moved next to us

and I had a tiny baby thrust upon me all

"Hey can you hold her for a second"

"Uhh...okay"

What kind of parent foists their offspring on to complete stranged at a parade?!

Rankenphile

at mardi gras

PiptheFair

for those that are unaware

gasparilla is a parade/festival that takes place in tampa

in which, the pirate jose gaspar and his crew take over tampa, and receive the key to the city from the mayor

it is basically mardi gras, only not religious and with motherfucking pirates

Abracadaniel

also I saw the most attractive man ever

dude was just

fucking handsome