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HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT (Arrested Development movie)

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    "Well, get that Seaward out of here"

    "I'll leave when I'm good and ready"

    yes.

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  • Rampant EntityRampant Entity Registered User
    edited February 2008
    Hey are we quoting Arrested Development? Yes.

    This is my time.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Mother you've interfered for the last time; I can blow myself!

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
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  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Man I'm wasting all my AD quotes in here so I have nothing to post in any other thread

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  • KingAgamemnonKingAgamemnon Registered User
    edited February 2008
    Baby, you got yourself a stew goin'!

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  • Rampant EntityRampant Entity Registered User
    edited February 2008
    George Sr.: Soak the puppet's mouth with ether, and have Franklin give Lucille a kiss to knock her out.
    Gob: [as Franklin] I ain't kissin' that ol' bitch!
    George Sr.: [starts to choke Franklin] That's my wife, you bastard!
    Gob: Dad, that's my wrist!
    George Sr.: [chokes Gob]
    Gob: [as Franklin] Hey, that's his neck!

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  • KingAgamemnonKingAgamemnon Registered User
    edited February 2008
    Oh, Gene! Oh, Gene! Isn’t he the best?!

    Narrator: Gene was far from the best.

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  • KingAgamemnonKingAgamemnon Registered User
    edited February 2008
    NO NOOOO NOT THE WINDOW

    oh mommy, what did you do...

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  • YaYaYaYa Rick and Morty forever and ever 100 years! a100timesRickandMorty.comRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Lindsey: It's beads.
    Gob: BEES?
    Lindsey: No, beads.
    Gob: BEADS?
    Michael: Well, Gob's not on board.

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  • Rampant EntityRampant Entity Registered User
    edited February 2008
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  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    YaYa wrote: »
    Lindsey: It's beads.
    Gob: BEES?
    Lindsey: No, beads.
    Gob: BEADS?
    Michael: Well, Gob's not on board.

    ahahahahhahaha

    I love Gob so much

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
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  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2008
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2008
    let's face it, we weren't very nice to the last ones

    well, in our defense, we're not exactly dog people!

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  • KingAgamemnonKingAgamemnon Registered User
    edited February 2008
    George Michael, I’m sure that Egg is a very nice person. I just don’t want you spending all your money...

    Ann.

    ... getting her all glittered up for Easter, you know?

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    There's a Nelly waiting for you at the bar.

    Wonderful...oh, it's you, Tobias.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
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    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User
    edited February 2008
    I had a great time, Gob.
    I think he's being sarcastic.
    No I'm not, mother.. I mean lover!
    Buster? Is that you?
    I like making love to mother!

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  • KingAgamemnonKingAgamemnon Registered User
    edited February 2008
    I could kiss you in the *bleep*

    Yeah, well...WHAT?!

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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    - You tell gob that i have a nice hard cot waiting for him here.
    -You'd do that to your own brother?
    -... I said cot

    edit: fixed thanks to mr KingAgamemnon

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2008
  • Carol VordermanCarol Vorderman Registered User
    edited February 2008
    Whoooooo wants to go to the hospital

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  • KingAgamemnonKingAgamemnon Registered User
    edited February 2008
    he said "hard cot" which makes it so much better

    "You tell gob that i have a nice hard cot waiting for him here."

    There it is.

    sooo much incest

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Dad I think I'm gonna need a new purse for take your daughter to work day! Haha, right?

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    kitties got claws

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  • YaYaYaYa Rick and Morty forever and ever 100 years! a100timesRickandMorty.comRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Look at banner, Michael!

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  • quovadis13quovadis13 Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    George Michael: I'll be bringing you some salmon rolls right away.............In heaven.
    George Sr.: How many times do I have to tell this kid chicken wings?



    Also



    George Michael: I am going to need a leather jacket in case I have to take my hog into a controlled slide.

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  • HamjuHamju Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    YaYa wrote: »
    Lindsey: It's beads.
    Gob: BEES?
    Lindsey: No, beads.
    Gob: BEADS?
    Michael: Well, Gob's not on board.

    Ya, well, we'll see who brings in more honey. BZZZ!!


    ...he's thinking of bees again.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I would like to thank whoever posted that msn video link.

    Otherwise I'd never have been able to watch any of this show.



    Well, you know

    for free

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Dad I think I'm gonna need a new purse for take your daughter to work day! Haha, right?

    hey dad, we're all out of feminine napkins in the lady's restroom!

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  • StraythStrayth Registered User
    edited February 2008
    Better not be for British eyes only~.

    That's right.
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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2008
    remember when you thought there was a mysterious mr. f (mistah f) after you?
    yeah, but that was retar-
    this is different.

    DIFFERENT!

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  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Franklin, your breath smells kinda....



    I'm gonna go tell Franklin!
    I think he means, "get Franklin."





    Maeby, we're having a FAMILY MEETING!


    ...FAMILY MEETING!!

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  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Ubik wrote: »

    Maeby, we're having a FAMILY MEETING!


    ...FAMILY MEETING!!

    ...and we probably won't even act on those urges. Mommy and Daddy still love each other very much.
    Guess what!? I've got a date.
    Well, yes, LET THE GREAT EXPERIMENT BEGIN!

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  • UnRandom HeroUnRandom Hero Registered User
    edited February 2008
    Steve Holt is a bastard. He doesn’t even know who his real father is. What else don’t we know about Steve Holt? George Michael Bluth is a cool guy. His dad is a powerful executive, working for this man. The girls like him just fine. Young and old, it doesn’t matter... in the dark!

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  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    El Cornballero
    SOY LOCO POR LA CORNBALLER

    It's an easy game to hate
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  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    -king six thousand dollar suit?! COME ON!

    It's an easy game to hate
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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I am watching the show right now. It is making the pain of getting my wisdom teeth out less/

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  • SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Die you little black bastards, die!

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    PSN: Kurahoshi1
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