THE SITUATION ROOM

Penguin Incarnate

Don't worry, it's just the Apocalypse.

Faricazy

Butler wrote: »

Anjin's all ripping his shirt off, biting a knife in his teeth and just diving into the funnel headfirst.

Seven minutes later the hurricane is down to a dust devil and he's got in a headlock.

haha

TAKE IT FROM ME

Butler

Weaver wrote: »

I'[ve twice had tornadoes come down over the house, first time we did the whole hop in the bathtube thing, second time we had a shelter so yeah I'm alive.

According to I Am Legend, this is also an excellent defense against vampire mutants.

#pipe

Butler wrote: »

Weaver wrote: »

I'[ve twice had tornadoes come down over the house, first time we did the whole hop in the bathtube thing, second time we had a shelter so yeah I'm alive.

According to I Am Legend, this is also an excellent defense against vampire mutants.

they are scared of things inside of other things!

Iskander

#pipe wrote: »

Butler wrote: »

Weaver wrote: »

I'[ve twice had tornadoes come down over the house, first time we did the whole hop in the bathtube thing, second time we had a shelter so yeah I'm alive.

According to I Am Legend, this is also an excellent defense against vampire mutants.

they are scared of things inside of other things!

"Oh shit guys he ran into a house! Screw that I'm not sucking his blood now!"

#pipe

my friend's dog was scared of the inside of things when he was a puppy.

show him a bowl, happy puppy.

show him this inside of a bowl, running and hiding and crying and biting.

Same went for hands, hats, paper rolled into a tube... dog was scared of the third dimension.

monsterror

Olivaw wrote: »

Anjin-San wrote: »

big explosion in columbia

hot damn i got lucky

Wait

Explosion?

Did the tornado call in ordnance?

Who dares disrupt my slumber?!

Nogs

i love how cnn has political stuff all over the place and then in up in the corner all small is "deadly tornado kills dozens"

Jimothy

monsterror wrote: »

Olivaw wrote: »

Anjin-San wrote: »

big explosion in columbia

hot damn i got lucky

Wait

Explosion?

Did the tornado call in ordnance?

Who dares disrupt my slumber?!

It is I, Aladdin.

Jimothy

Seriously, that is really cool though.

TheOne(AndOnly)

The weather in Tennessee isn't that bad, just a bit of rain, and its been warm as hell the past few days.

EDIT:

Good weather all around!

Sheri

Wow, cnn.com says the death toll is 48 now.

Burning Organ

Man, tornadoes are easy... You just need to play the tornados tune backwards.


Oh god please, somebody has to get that joke.

Bucketman

Just gotta lasso that bitch and ride it out. Thats how men do it.

also whats with all the disney porn sigs?

Jimothy

And why isn't there a Jasmine one?

Bucketman

And why arn't their links to these movies?

Centipede Damascus

monsterror wrote: »

Olivaw wrote: »

Anjin-San wrote: »

big explosion in columbia

hot damn i got lucky

Wait

Explosion?

Did the tornado call in ordnance?

Who dares disrupt my slumber?!

TOO SOON, EXECUTUS!

Fire Truck

TheOne(AndOnly) wrote: »

The weather in Tennessee isn't that bad, just a bit of rain, and its been warm as hell the past few days.

EDIT:

Good weather all around!

Yay, there's that tornado up in Indiana by my town!

BYToady

Burning Organ wrote: »

Man, tornadoes are easy... You just need to play the tornados tune backwards.


Oh god please, somebody has to get that joke.

I played Loom too.

Cold Salmon and Hatred

Bucketman wrote: »

And why arn't their links to these movies?

Well the site that had them on there was hacked a couple nights ago I think

I mean at least that's what my friend told me

Anjin-San

TheOne(AndOnly) wrote: »

The weather in Tennessee isn't that bad, just a bit of rain, and its been warm as hell the past few days.

EDIT:

Good weather all around!

Well shit, you're in the East! I didn't have that luck!

That said good goddamn, Kentucky must've gotten it hard.

Regicid3

What fucking server? What IRC network do you all go to?

Anjin-San

Projeck wrote: »

ANJIN YOU ARE SAFE HURRAY

DID YOU SEE MY DEPICTION OF YOUR SITUATION

the fucked up thing is

that thing was ready very quickly

Projeck

Anjin-San wrote: »

Projeck wrote: »

ANJIN YOU ARE SAFE HURRAY

DID YOU SEE MY DEPICTION OF YOUR SITUATION

the fucked up thing is

that thing was ready very quickly

Anjin-San

are you nostradamus y/n

tugga

yesterday oklahoma celebrated all four seasons

at midnight it was around 76 degrees, like a nice warm summer night

then a very beautiful spring-style thunderstorm around 5 am, im pretty sure this was the same line that hit tennesse

from about 7am to 8pm it was like a nice brisk fall afternoon, temps around 32-45F stiff breeze. Hoodie weather.

then it fucking snowed about 9PM

what the fuck oklahoma

Projeck

Anjin-San wrote: »

are you nostradamus y/n

y

also tugga it was a great night/day shut up

tugga

Projeck wrote: »

Anjin-San wrote: »

are you nostradamus y/n

y

also tugga it was a great night/day shut up

oh im not denying that it was awesome

our state just need to pick a climate and a season

Olivaw

It has officially been snowing for over 24 hours where I live

I couldn't be happier

Zephyr

Olivaw wrote: »

It has officially been snowing for over 24 hours where I live

I couldn't be happier

same

except i'm not happy about it

it's supposed to snow thursday and friday too

The Far Side

MEISSNERD WE GOT A SITUATION

Meissnerd

I'M LOU DOBBS

TONIGHT: ILLEGAL TORNADOES

IS AMNESTY THE RIGHT ANSWER?

Anjin-San

I DON'T CARE WHERE THESE TORNADOES CAME FROM.

CELEBRATE ST PATRICKS DAY IN IRELAND.

THIS IS AMERICA, TORNADOES. WE CELEBRATE THE FOURTH OF JULY HERE.

OmegaTofuNinja

Fire Truck wrote: »

TheOne(AndOnly) wrote: »

The weather in Tennessee isn't that bad, just a bit of rain, and its been warm as hell the past few days.

EDIT:

Good weather all around!

Yay, there's that tornado up in Indiana by my town!

YOU'RE NOT DEAD NOW ARE YOU

Bucketman

BYToady wrote: »

Burning Organ wrote: »

Man, tornadoes are easy... You just need to play the tornados tune backwards.


Oh god please, somebody has to get that joke.

I played Loom too.

Ya know whats funny? I've been trying to find Loom somewhere for purchase because it was such a great game. Then you made me want it worse.

Jerk.

Barcardi

so how close was the distruction to anji?

Barcardi

also wtf is up with all the porno sigs?

Anjin-San

Barcardi wrote: »

so how close was the distruction to anji?

Wasn't. A shitton of simultaneous tornado warnings had me on the lamb.