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The Oscars are pointless, but fun to discuss

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    I just watched a little bit of the third Pirates movie.

    If I ever find it difficult to get to sleep, I'll just put that movie back on.

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    Hey, I liked the third one

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    So did my Pineal Gland.

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  • OdenOden Registered User
    the second and third pirates movies were horrible and it amazes me that they are so popular

  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? Registered User regular
    They were pretty bad, not nearly as good as the first

    But I guess I enjoyed the crazy action setpieces they had

    Also Johnny Depp and Bil Nighy and Geoffrey Rush

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    I prefered the sequels to the first one

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Being John Malkovich is pretty much the film that got me into cinemas

    I'd watch b&w classics (usually book adaptations) with my parents at home, but in my teens I had bad luck at the cinemas. First off, the only real cinema in my town was a 100 year old thing with one tiny screen, and few films were shown to start with. Second, I didn't used to read reviews or talk about movies with other people, so I only tended to go if my parents or friends wanted to go. That turned out really badly. My dad wanted to see the Avengers (loves the old TV show)....ugh. I went with a friend and she chose Godzilla and Batman and Robin. >.< For a while this was the only extent of my cinema experience.

    But then I saw Being John Malkovich on DVD, and shit, I realised that films like this could and were being made, and they weren't based off books and were actually good.

    John Malkovich was also good in Ripley's Game.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Registered User regular
    Zzulu wrote: »
    I prefered the sequels to the first one

    So do you often prefer bloated movies with pointlessly cluttered plots and action sequences that far extend their welcome? Or is this more of a fluke?

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Registered User regular
    Janson wrote: »
    Being John Malkovich is pretty much the film that got me into cinemas

    I'd watch b&w classics (usually book adaptations) with my parents at home, but in my teens I had bad luck at the cinemas. First off, the only real cinema in my town was a 100 year old thing with one tiny screen, and few films were shown to start with. Second, I didn't used to read reviews or talk about movies with other people, so I only tended to go if my parents or friends wanted to go. That turned out really badly. My dad wanted to see the Avengers (loves the old TV show)....ugh. I went with a friend and she chose Godzilla and Batman and Robin. >.< For a while this was the only extent of my cinema experience.

    But then I saw Being John Malkovich on DVD, and shit, I realised that films like this could and were being made, and they weren't based off books and were actually good.

    John Malkovich was also good in Ripley's Game.

    Being John Malkovich getting made was a minor miracle in the studio system.

    Seriously, the story behind it is crazy. They had started production just before the production company got absolved into a bigger one. Since they had already started filming, they were able to keep the movie going, but thanks to the merger, had nobody from the studio checking in on them. And then the studio just kinda forgot they were there, operating totally under the radar.

    I remember seeing it, and going "How the fuck did this get made? This is waaaay too brilliant to have gone through production unmolested." And then I read the story behind it in Rebels on the Backlot (A poorly written book about some various interesting stuff), and just went "Ohhh. That explains it."

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    Zzulu wrote: »
    I prefered the sequels to the first one

    So do you often prefer bloated movies with pointlessly cluttered plots and action sequences that far extend their welcome? Or is this more of a fluke?

    You just described all three movies

    and yes

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Registered User regular
    Zzulu wrote: »
    Zzulu wrote: »
    I prefered the sequels to the first one

    So do you often prefer bloated movies with pointlessly cluttered plots and action sequences that far extend their welcome? Or is this more of a fluke?

    You just described all three movies

    and yes

    Nah, the first one was alright. Breezy plot, action set pieces that did what they needed to and then ended.

    I never saw the third one, since the second one let me down so much, but that sword fight in the water wheel? Christ, did that never end.

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    I prefered the fishmen and squid over the skeletons though. Davy jones was all kinds of awesome.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    the Pirates of the Caribbean sequels committed the heinous crime of underusing Chow Yun Fat.

    scarab you have mental problems
  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    that, I can agree with

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    Also, Davy Jones was a good character but like so many sequels they made it too complex.

    And while the first movie walked a fine line between fantasy adventure and complete myth the sequels just went nuts with the supernatural bullshit. Like the whole davy jones locker thing.

    im not saying pirates as a series was realistic, but it was always a fantasy adventure grounded in reality. at least for me.

    when they started flipping ships over and having like 50 jack sparrows on screen it was jumping the shark for me.

    it became too unbelievable, while the beauty of the first movie was that these amazing things, like incan gold and undead pirates, were happening in real places in the real world. that was great.

    once giant squid and fishmen and ridiculous underwater ends of the earth started turning up it was too surreal for me.

    scarab you have mental problems
  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    I have a weakness for giant squids though

    I loved the kraken

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User
    I was watching There Will be Blood last night, and some asshole in back of me kept doing this very exaggerated yawn, over and over again. If you don't like the movie, just leave.

    Daniel Day Lewis is an amazing actor and I'm so glad he won the Oscar.
    His performance was outstanding.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    Man I just say it there, so very very good, the whole theatre was laughing guiltily the more of a nut case DDL became.

  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    Zombot wrote: »
    I was watching There Will be Blood last night, and some asshole in back of me kept doing this very exaggerated yawn, over and over again. If you don't like the movie, just leave.
    What the fuck. What a piece of shit.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Also, Davy Jones was a good character but like so many sequels they made it too complex.

    And while the first movie walked a fine line between fantasy adventure and complete myth the sequels just went nuts with the supernatural bullshit. Like the whole davy jones locker thing.

    im not saying pirates as a series was realistic, but it was always a fantasy adventure grounded in reality. at least for me.

    when they started flipping ships over and having like 50 jack sparrows on screen it was jumping the shark for me.

    it became too unbelievable, while the beauty of the first movie was that these amazing things, like incan gold and undead pirates, were happening in real places in the real world. that was great.

    once giant squid and fishmen and ridiculous underwater ends of the earth started turning up it was too surreal for me.

    yes the undead are believable but oh man throw a fucking fishman in there and that shit is right out


    you're retarded

    also it was aztec gold

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    I agree the Pirates sequels were needlessly complicated
    I spent half the time wondering why the fuck any of the characters were doing anything

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    I never got the whole heart thing.

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  • The Geebs That Is A PonyThe Geebs That Is A Pony Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    the first pirates movie was fun and well done

    the last two tried to be epic and they really didn't need to

  • Retarded_TurkeyRetarded_Turkey Registered User regular
    the first pirates movie was fun and well done

    the last two tried to be epic and they really didn't need to

    Exactly.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus The machine is broken. The universe is broken.Registered User regular
    Davy Jones was the only good thing about the Pirates sequels

  • YaYaYaYa ... ...wanna fight?Registered User regular
    Saw King of Kong the other day.

    It was really good, but how much of it was made up to make Billy Mitchell into Satan?

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    the first pirates movie put me to sleep.

    I did like Davy Jones and the water wheel fight in the 2nd one, but Im not sure I could tell you what else happens in that movie.

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  • Retarded_TurkeyRetarded_Turkey Registered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    Saw King of Kong the other day.

    It was really good, but how much of it was made up to make Billy Mitchell into Satan?

    I don't know but, it made that group look like a fucking cult with Billy as their leader. They played up the David vs. Goliath angle a lot.
    Spoiler:

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  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    I liked the Pirates movies mainly for Keira Knightley.

    I am a terribly shallow person.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate Registered User regular
    The Pirates movies didn't suck because they got too complex, they sucked because everything about them is terrible.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus The machine is broken. The universe is broken.Registered User regular
    Except for Geoffrey Rush and Bill Nighy.

  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate Registered User regular
    That's negated by the fact that the script they were reading from was barely in English.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus The machine is broken. The universe is broken.Registered User regular
    They still managed to entertain me.

    That's how awesome they are.

  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate Registered User regular
    I should be glad you didn't say "But it has Johnny Depp in it!"

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  • UrianUrian __BANNED USERS
    All three entertained the shit out of me and that's what counts.

  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate Registered User regular
    I-- oh, it's Urian.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus The machine is broken. The universe is broken.Registered User regular
    I should be glad you didn't say "But it has Johnny Depp in it!"

    I still cannot believe he got an Oscar nomination for the first movie.

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    I-- oh, it's Urian.

    Yes hello how are you PI

  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    I-- oh, it's Urian.
    hahahahahhahaha damn

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate Registered User regular
    Just another example to of why the Oscars are dumb as all fuck.

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