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Scammers and you; who is the winner?

MysstMysst King Monkeyof Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
edited February 2008 in Singularity Engine++
My wife works at a retail store, and s guy returned an Xbox HD player because it 'doesn't work'. As they don't have any way to test if that piece of hardware worked or not, it was just written off. She brought it home instead of just tossing it in the rubbish, and lo and behold everything was still in the wrapper.

I now have a free HD-DVD player. Thanks guy too cheap to buy HD-DVD's!

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    Probably stolen.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Probably a bomb.

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Probably filled with anthrax.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    A stolen bomb.

    Munkus Beaver on
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    WiiU: munkusbeaver and Nintendo ID (3DS thinger): 0619-4510-9772
    Blizzard thing: munkus#1952
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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Nobody wins.
    Ever.

    Me Too! on
  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Nobody wins.
    Ever.

    but

    do people lose

    Bibble on
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  • DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdoor you're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    stolen anthrax bomb

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited February 2008
    i once punched a scammer so hard that his next poop was shaped exactly like my fist

    Knob on
  • CriticalCritical Registered User
    edited February 2008
    What fucking store writes off a $200 piece of equipment?

    Critical on
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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Bibble wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Nobody wins.
    Ever.

    but

    do people lose

    Everyone loses.
    Always.

    Me Too! on
  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Bibble wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Nobody wins.
    Ever.

    but

    do people lose

    Everyone loses.
    Always.
    But surely there is a winner

    Bibble on
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  • DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdoor you're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    but is it a bomb made with stolen anthrax

    or an anthrax bomb which is stolen

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    i once punched a scammer so hard that his next poop was shaped exactly like my fist

    does your fist look exactly like poop?

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Bibble wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Bibble wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Nobody wins.
    Ever.

    but

    do people lose

    Everyone loses.
    Always.
    But surely there is a winner

    The only winner is the one who dies first.

    Me Too! on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    I can understand a store writing it off if they can't test it.

    However I can't believe they didn't even check to see if it had been opened.

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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Bibble wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Bibble wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Nobody wins.
    Ever.

    but

    do people lose

    Everyone loses.
    Always.
    But surely there is a winner

    The only winner is the one who dies first.
    Are you positing that to win or lose is not a single time action, but a state of being?

    Bibble on
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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    A bomb made with stolen anthrax, which was then stolen.

    IpseDixit on
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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Bibble wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Bibble wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Bibble wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Nobody wins.
    Ever.

    but

    do people lose

    Everyone loses.
    Always.
    But surely there is a winner

    The only winner is the one who dies first.
    Are you positing that to win or lose is not a single time action, but a state of being?

    No
    There is no winning.
    For in dying, you lose.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    All I know is their stupid policy made it so I don't care about the format wars anymore.

    One less thought to block my planning world domination.

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Shut up Wiggin.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    I can understand a store writing it off if they can't test it.

    However I can't believe they didn't even check to see if it had been opened.

    A lot of stores out there have terrible and senseless policies.

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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Bibble wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Bibble wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Bibble wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Nobody wins.
    Ever.

    but

    do people lose

    Everyone loses.
    Always.
    But surely there is a winner

    The only winner is the one who dies first.
    Are you positing that to win or lose is not a single time action, but a state of being?

    No
    There is no winning.
    For in dying, you lose.

    Ah... I see. What an elegant statement about both the futility of mankind, and the escape from the free, fleeting, but austere and miserable prison that is life.

    Bibble on
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  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    edited February 2008
    So the only winning move is not to play?

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Bibble wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Bibble wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Bibble wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Bibble wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Nobody wins.
    Ever.

    but

    do people lose

    Everyone loses.
    Always.
    But surely there is a winner

    The only winner is the one who dies first.
    Are you positing that to win or lose is not a single time action, but a state of being?

    No
    There is no winning.
    For in dying, you lose.

    Ah... I see. What an elegant statement about both the futility of mankind, and the escape from the free, fleeting, but austere and miserable prison that is life.

    Quite.

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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2008
    Dislexic wrote: »
    So the only winning move is not to play?

    No. Upon death, one enters nonexistence, initiating an eternal period of both win and loss.

    Bibble on
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Wait, has it not clearly been stated that death is the greatest adventure?

    And that it is the only beginning?

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2008
    Death is both the beginning and end. It is life.

    Bibble on
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  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    edited February 2008
    More like, DRIBBLE.

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    "It is the same for all. There is one fate for the righteous and for the wicked; for the good, for the clean and for the unclean; for the man who offers a sacrifice and for the one who does not sacrifice. As the good man is, so is the sinner; as the swearer is, so is the one who is afraid to swear."

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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2008
    by the way this is completely relevant to the subject of scammers and returning stolen items

    Bibble on
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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I enjoyed the few times I got to report broke college kids for trying to pass off money printed on regular ol' paper in the drive thru.

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Bibble wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Bibble wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Bibble wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Bibble wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Nobody wins.
    Ever.

    but

    do people lose

    Everyone loses.
    Always.
    But surely there is a winner

    The only winner is the one who dies first.
    Are you positing that to win or lose is not a single time action, but a state of being?

    No
    There is no winning.
    For in dying, you lose.

    Ah... I see. What an elegant statement about both the futility of mankind, and the escape from the free, fleeting, but austere and miserable prison that is life.
    fuckin lol

    christ wiggin you are stupid

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User
    edited February 2008
    In death, a member of Project Mayhem has a naaaaaarrrrrrrgggghhhhhh.

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  • WeaverWeaver Burn their ignorance to the groundRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Can we start charging $5 for the right to post because goddamn

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    HEY GUYS I got stuck here from (City A) going to (City B) for (Some Job). I can't get to (City B) because I got robbed could you help me out with like twenty bucks to get another ticket to (City B) so I can work really hard as I have been planning all along and you will notice that I am indeed standing beside a bus station so my story is true.

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