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[Mini-phalla] Baldur's Phalla - Good and Viconia win!
Burnage
Just a harmless flowerRegistered User regular
Just a harmless flowerRegistered User regular
In your youth, you lead a sheltered life in the walled stronghold that was Candlekeep. Tutored by your foster father Gorion – who took you in as a favour to your deceased mother, so he said – you learned the skills of your craft. That all changed when you were forced to flee, your father brutally murdered in front of your very eyes. With an ever-growing number of companions, you saved the city of Baldur’s Gate from the schemes of your half-brother, and learned your true heritage – the child of the dead god of murder, Bhaal.
But your trials did not end there, when you were captured by a crazed mage and subjected to torture. After escaping, you were forced to hunt him down when he kidnapped your sister – and then stole both of your souls. Showing your natural determination, you descended into hell itself to win back your rightful destiny and defeat him once and for all.
And now… now we come to the end time. Other children of Bhaal have brought destruction and war to the land, and you have once again been thrust into conflict against those who would wield your father’s legacy. Victorious against them, you must proceed into your father’s realm to stop the last high priestess of his cult, who wishes to become a goddess herself.
This is the final chapter of the Bhaalspawn saga.
What's this?
Phalla? What's that?
So what's the twist?
Player List
1: NATIK
2: Oatway
3: Quoth - Day One
4: KrataLightblade - Day Three
5: B:L
6: Gumpy - Day Four
7: Maximus - Day Four
8: Hylianbunny - Day Two
9: Pseudolus - Day One
10: Corp. Shephard - Day Four
11: Mr. Defecation - Day Three
12: Obbi - Day Three
13: Aegis - Day Three
14: real_pochacco - Day Four
15: Look Out it's Sabs! - Day Four
16: FrostMist - Day Three
17: PsychoCucumber - Day Four
18: Plutonium - Day Two
19: Rainfall
20: Egos - Day Four
Reserves
21: Durax
22: Delroland
23: TehSpectre
24: TheLawinator
25:
Night 0 Narration.
Night 1 Narration.
Night 2 Narration.
Night 3 Narration.
Night 4 Narration.
But your trials did not end there, when you were captured by a crazed mage and subjected to torture. After escaping, you were forced to hunt him down when he kidnapped your sister – and then stole both of your souls. Showing your natural determination, you descended into hell itself to win back your rightful destiny and defeat him once and for all.
And now… now we come to the end time. Other children of Bhaal have brought destruction and war to the land, and you have once again been thrust into conflict against those who would wield your father’s legacy. Victorious against them, you must proceed into your father’s realm to stop the last high priestess of his cult, who wishes to become a goddess herself.
This is the final chapter of the Bhaalspawn saga.
What's this?
Spoiler:
Phalla? What's that?
Spoiler:
So what's the twist?
Spoiler:
Player List
1: NATIK
2: Oatway
3: Quoth - Day One
4: KrataLightblade - Day Three
5: B:L
6: Gumpy - Day Four
7: Maximus - Day Four
8: Hylianbunny - Day Two
9: Pseudolus - Day One
10: Corp. Shephard - Day Four
11: Mr. Defecation - Day Three
12: Obbi - Day Three
13: Aegis - Day Three
14: real_pochacco - Day Four
15: Look Out it's Sabs! - Day Four
16: FrostMist - Day Three
17: PsychoCucumber - Day Four
18: Plutonium - Day Two
19: Rainfall
20: Egos - Day Four
Reserves
21: Durax
22: Delroland
23: TehSpectre
24: TheLawinator
25:
Night 0 Narration.
Night 1 Narration.
Night 2 Narration.
Night 3 Narration.
Night 4 Narration.
Burnage on
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Somehow I wanted to just watch Rend's phalla, but this one was just beggin' to be ruined!
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Bah, there are far too many Boos in this thread.
We need a Minature Giant Space Serpent to eat all the fake Boos.
You are amusing ... in a what the hell is wrong with you kind of way.
Or Tubba Blubba.
Now now, I specifically noted that it'd be FAKE Boos. The real one, obviously, is much too badass to ever die.
Besides, I'd hate to see Minsc cry.
I'd totally love Sarevok forever if he wouldn't try to kill me always.
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DEATHBRINGER ASSAULT: 300 hp damage.
Because they are forgettable.
Ternash/Ternesh or something, isnt it?
"Go up, thou bald head." -2 Kings 2:23
First time playing Baldur's Gate I died so many times to that bastard.
I still do, he is fucking evil. Who the fuck sets a level 6-7 mage with Horror, mirror image and insane magic missiles up against a level 1 Necro, level 1 theif, level 1 Fighter and a level 1 something else. Thats just evil.
Only one way t'take care of mages, don't you know.
And DMs.
Yes.
Or at least, you'd better have been. *L*
very good point :twisted: Just happen to be a DM myself
I killed him every time.
I really hated most of the NPCs aside from Sarevok, Koveras, the
I loved all the party members, though. They're awesome.
Except Yoshimo. I never really clicked with him. Of course, considering his eventual story progression I can understand why a bit.
Now if I were an evil DM, I would place a deadly poison trap on every single rich man's coinpurse.
That's when you get assistants.
You do the killing, they do the searching of the bodies.
Then you pick up the pieces when they're all dead.