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[Mini-phalla] Baldur's Phalla - Good and Viconia win!

BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
edited February 2008 in Critical Failures
In your youth, you lead a sheltered life in the walled stronghold that was Candlekeep. Tutored by your foster father Gorion – who took you in as a favour to your deceased mother, so he said – you learned the skills of your craft. That all changed when you were forced to flee, your father brutally murdered in front of your very eyes. With an ever-growing number of companions, you saved the city of Baldur’s Gate from the schemes of your half-brother, and learned your true heritage – the child of the dead god of murder, Bhaal.

But your trials did not end there, when you were captured by a crazed mage and subjected to torture. After escaping, you were forced to hunt him down when he kidnapped your sister – and then stole both of your souls. Showing your natural determination, you descended into hell itself to win back your rightful destiny and defeat him once and for all.

And now… now we come to the end time. Other children of Bhaal have brought destruction and war to the land, and you have once again been thrust into conflict against those who would wield your father’s legacy. Victorious against them, you must proceed into your father’s realm to stop the last high priestess of his cult, who wishes to become a goddess herself.

This is the final chapter of the Bhaalspawn saga.


What's this?
Spoiler:

Phalla? What's that?
Spoiler:

So what's the twist?
Spoiler:

Player List
1: NATIK
2: Oatway
3: Quoth - Day One
4: KrataLightblade - Day Three

5: B:L
6: Gumpy - Day Four
7: Maximus - Day Four
8: Hylianbunny - Day Two
9: Pseudolus - Day One
10: Corp. Shephard - Day Four
11: Mr. Defecation - Day Three
12: Obbi - Day Three
13: Aegis - Day Three
14: real_pochacco - Day Four
15: Look Out it's Sabs! - Day Four
16: FrostMist - Day Three
17: PsychoCucumber - Day Four
18: Plutonium - Day Two

19: Rainfall
20: Egos - Day Four

Reserves
21: Durax
22: Delroland
23: TehSpectre
24: TheLawinator
25:

Night 0 Narration.
Night 1 Narration.
Night 2 Narration.
Night 3 Narration.
Night 4 Narration.

Burnage on
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  • NATIKNATIK Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    !Sign up

    I love baldurs gate, there is no way I can miss this.

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  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Oh god. I have to sign up.

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
  • duraxdurax I'll be watching you... Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    !reserve

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  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited February 2008
    !I am love you, sign me up.

    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    !GO FOR THE EYES, BOO

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    !Sign up, GMT is the best time to run a Phalla.

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  • MaximusMaximus Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Sign Up for Buttkicking for Goodness!!!

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  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    !I'm in.

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  • PseudolusPseudolus Registered User
    edited February 2008
    !So In

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  • Corp.ShephardCorp.Shephard Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I've never Mini-Phall'd before.. Lets do this!

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    You guys I can't keep this up !sign up

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    !sign up

    Somehow I wanted to just watch Rend's phalla, but this one was just beggin' to be ruined!

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  • AegisAegis Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Oh christ, another Phalla I have to !sign up. I'd have to kill myself for missing a BG based one.

    Currently DMing: None right now! :(
    Characters
    [5e] Myriil Amarthen - AC 17 | HP 14 | Melee +6/1d6+4 | Spell +5/DC 13
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  • real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User
    edited February 2008
    Heh surely I won't last much longer in the Gods of Phalla game, so I !sign up

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I !sign up!!!

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    !Sign up

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  • PsychoCucumberPsychoCucumber Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Sign the fuck up!

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  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I grows tired of yelling battle cries when fighting this mage! Boo will finish your eyeballs once and for all so he does not rise again! EVIL, MEET MY SWORD! SWORD, MEET EVIL!!!!

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  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited February 2008
    Plutonium wrote: »
    Boo and I shall triumph over evil!

    Bah, there are far too many Boos in this thread.

    We need a Minature Giant Space Serpent to eat all the fake Boos.

    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
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  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Merely a placeholder until I could find a proper quote. And how dare you even think about Boo dying!

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  • AegisAegis Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Plutonium wrote: »
    I grows tired of yelling battle cries when fighting this mage! Boo will finish your eyeballs once and for all so he does not rise again! EVIL, MEET MY SWORD! SWORD, MEET EVIL!!!!

    You are amusing ... in a what the hell is wrong with you kind of way.

    Currently DMing: None right now! :(
    Characters
    [5e] Myriil Amarthen - AC 17 | HP 14 | Melee +6/1d6+4 | Spell +5/DC 13
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  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Plutonium wrote: »
    Boo and I shall triumph over evil!

    Bah, there are far too many Boos in this thread.

    We need a Minature Giant Space Serpent to eat all the fake Boos.

    Or Tubba Blubba.

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  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited February 2008
    Plutonium wrote: »
    Merely a placeholder until I could find a proper quote. And how dare you even think about Boo dying!

    Now now, I specifically noted that it'd be FAKE Boos. The real one, obviously, is much too badass to ever die.

    Besides, I'd hate to see Minsc cry.

    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
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  • RainfallRainfall If you do not repay me, I will RECLAIM the ball.Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    OHGOD !Signup SO HARD.

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  • RainfallRainfall If you do not repay me, I will RECLAIM the ball.Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    MURDER WAS OUR FATHER'S WORK! EMBRACE IT AS I HAVE!

    I'd totally love Sarevok forever if he wouldn't try to kill me always.

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  • EgosEgos God Hand Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    goddamnit , too fucking cool to pass up.

    !sign up

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Player slots are now full. Reserves may continue to sign up.

    Role PMs will go out shortly.

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  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited February 2008
    Rainfall wrote: »
    MURDER WAS OUR FATHER'S WORK! EMBRACE IT AS I HAVE!

    I'd totally love Sarevok forever if he wouldn't try to kill me always.

    DEATHBRINGER ASSAULT: 300 hp damage.

    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
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  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I call Edwin!/Edwina!

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  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    hehe - let's see what we'll get here then :)

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  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    oh look
    Burnage wrote:
    You are....


    That Mage Assassin at the Friendly Arms Inn!

    You know the one, that one you're supposed to kill at level one, who is definitely not level 1

    Your ability? Why, you have a very high level mirror image spell. You need to be hit like six times to even start taking any damage.

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Plut, I'm pretty certain I put your name down as Carbos in the PM. Or was it Shank? I forget.

    Because they are forgettable.

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  • MaximusMaximus Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Dibs on Jan Jansen.

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  • NATIKNATIK Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Plutonium wrote: »
    oh look
    Burnage wrote:
    You are....


    That Mage Assassin at the Friendly Arms Inn!

    You know the one, that one you're supposed to kill at level one, who is definitely not level 1

    Your ability? Why, you have a very high level mirror image spell. You need to be hit like six times to even start taking any damage.

    Ternash/Ternesh or something, isnt it?

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  • delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I !kick it in the head 'til it's dead!

    EVE: Online - the most fun you will ever have not playing a game.
    "Go up, thou bald head." -2 Kings 2:23
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  • AegisAegis Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Plutonium wrote: »
    oh look
    Burnage wrote:
    You are....


    That Mage Assassin at the Friendly Arms Inn!

    You know the one, that one you're supposed to kill at level one, who is definitely not level 1

    Your ability? Why, you have a very high level mirror image spell. You need to be hit like six times to even start taking any damage.

    First time playing Baldur's Gate I died so many times to that bastard.

    Currently DMing: None right now! :(
    Characters
    [5e] Myriil Amarthen - AC 17 | HP 14 | Melee +6/1d6+4 | Spell +5/DC 13
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  • NATIKNATIK Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Aegis wrote: »
    Plutonium wrote: »
    oh look
    Burnage wrote:
    You are....


    That Mage Assassin at the Friendly Arms Inn!

    You know the one, that one you're supposed to kill at level one, who is definitely not level 1

    Your ability? Why, you have a very high level mirror image spell. You need to be hit like six times to even start taking any damage.

    First time playing Baldur's Gate I died so many times to that bastard.

    I still do, he is fucking evil. Who the fuck sets a level 6-7 mage with Horror, mirror image and insane magic missiles up against a level 1 Necro, level 1 theif, level 1 Fighter and a level 1 something else. Thats just evil.

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  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    yeah - but that's what game makers are :P

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  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited February 2008
    Aye, that mage be a bloody bastard.

    Only one way t'take care of mages, don't you know.

    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
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