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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    I feel like I've lapsed into something of a predictable pattern lately, so I'm going to try and mix things up

    we're going to try something fresh this time ... less of a focus on absolute disaster and more focus on taking things from a new angle

    Why, is the show about to get canceled?


    Don't do it, Oro! There's so much to live for!

    Well, some things!

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Gim wrote: »
    Shit man, I'd burn off a copy and send it to you if it wasn't for the NTSC/PAL difference. Sorry to hear.

    Aww, that's cute. Thanks.

    But I'm really baffled about this. I can't think of a reason why to withhold this movie for so long.

  • wawkinwawkin Registered User
    edited February 2008
    Spicy is good. I like spicy.

    This is agreeable.

    Talkin to the robbery expert.

    "This is where I say something profound and you bow, so lets just skip to your part."
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited February 2008
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    Plan Holy Shit This Is a Bad Plan is becoming more and more appealing

    Requesting an elaboration, please.
    You might know it by its other name...

    Plan Any Plan Oboro has had Ever Plan

    Yes but a general episode description would be nice

    No offense to Oro dear but it's like a sitcom of terrible shit happening

    Seriously - Obo meticulously plans to do the kinds of dumb things that most people stumple into and rue the rest of their lives.

    "I think I'll run up all my credit cards on things I don't need or even particularly want"

    "I think I'll take up a crippling heroin addiction"

    "Hey I wonder if I can get a subprime adjustable-rate mortgage on an incredibly overvalued house?"

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  • DukiDuki Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Aldo wrote: »
    Duki wrote: »
    Damn Aldo, how old are you?
    20. Why do you ask?

    Clownfood: The current one is young enough to last for a few years, I doubt he is a transitional pope. I'm still waiting for the first black pope.

    Dayum. You look maybe 12 in that photo. Dats crazy.

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    Plan Holy Shit This Is a Bad Plan is becoming more and more appealing

    Requesting an elaboration, please.
    You might know it by its other name...

    Plan Any Plan Oboro has had Ever Plan

    Yes but a general episode description would be nice

    No offense to Oro dear but it's like a sitcom of terrible shit happening

    Seriously - Obo meticulously plans to do the kinds of dumb things that most people stumple into and rue the rest of their lives.

    "I think I'll run up all my credit cards on things I don't need or even particularly want"

    "I think I'll take up a crippling heroin addiction"

    "Hey I wonder if I can get a subprime adjustable-rate mortgage on an incredibly overvalued house?"

    YES WE CAN?

  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    I feel like I've lapsed into something of a predictable pattern lately, so I'm going to try and mix things up

    we're going to try something fresh this time ... less of a focus on absolute disaster and more focus on taking things from a new angle

    Pretend to be underage, and when the guy gets there (with beer and happy meals or whatever Oboros eat), knock him on the head with a bat or something, and rob him.

    What's he going to do, go all abloo bloo to the cops? "I was fixin' ta rape me some youngun, and next thing you know I'm waking up tied to a fence in the middle of nowhere and my wallet's been replaced by a bag of feces."

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  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    Plan Holy Shit This Is a Bad Plan is becoming more and more appealing

    Requesting an elaboration, please.
    You might know it by its other name...

    Plan Any Plan Oboro has had Ever Plan

    Yes but a general episode description would be nice

    No offense to Oro dear but it's like a sitcom of terrible shit happening

    Seriously - Obo meticulously plans to do the kinds of dumb things that most people stumple into and rue the rest of their lives.

    "I think I'll run up all my credit cards on things I don't need or even particularly want"

    "I think I'll take up a crippling heroin addiction"

    "Hey I wonder if I can get a subprime adjustable-rate mortgage on an incredibly overvalued house?"

    Honestly though it seems these people are the ones that are able to turn it around when they decide to quit being fuckups.

    It's the ones that find themselves in disastrous situations due to unintended stupidity that end up helplessly lamenting their misfortune until they die of it.

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  • wawkinwawkin Registered User
    edited February 2008
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    Plan Holy Shit This Is a Bad Plan is becoming more and more appealing

    Requesting an elaboration, please.
    You might know it by its other name...

    Plan Any Plan Oboro has had Ever Plan

    Yes but a general episode description would be nice

    No offense to Oro dear but it's like a sitcom of terrible shit happening

    Seriously - Obo meticulously plans to do the kinds of dumb things that most people stumple into and rue the rest of their lives.

    "I think I'll run up all my credit cards on things I don't need or even particularly want"

    "I think I'll take up a crippling heroin addiction"

    "Hey I wonder if I can get a subprime adjustable-rate mortgage on an incredibly overvalued house?"

    YES WE CAN?

    That last one is a mighty feat. Its like playing a lottery to see whose life will be ruined forever - and everyone keeps winning.

    Talkin to the robbery expert.

    "This is where I say something profound and you bow, so lets just skip to your part."
  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    I feel like I've lapsed into something of a predictable pattern lately, so I'm going to try and mix things up

    we're going to try something fresh this time ... less of a focus on absolute disaster and more focus on taking things from a new angle

    Pretend to be underage, and when the guy gets there (with beer and happy meals or whatever Oboros eat), knock him on the head with a bat or something, and rob him.

    What's he going to do, go all abloo bloo to the cops? "I was fixin' ta rape me some youngun, and next thing you know I'm waking up tied to a fence in the middle of nowhere and my wallet's been replaced by a bag of feces."

    You'd be like... Robbin' Chris "Batman" Hansen Hood.

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Duki wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    Duki wrote: »
    Damn Aldo, how old are you?
    20. Why do you ask?

    Clownfood: The current one is young enough to last for a few years, I doubt he is a transitional pope. I'm still waiting for the first black pope.
    Dayum. You look maybe 12 in that photo. Dats crazy.
    She also looks like an emo nihilist.

    But a sexy emo nihilist. I'd hit it. :winky:

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Duki wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    Duki wrote: »
    Damn Aldo, how old are you?
    20. Why do you ask?

    Clownfood: The current one is young enough to last for a few years, I doubt he is a transitional pope. I'm still waiting for the first black pope.
    Dayum. You look maybe 12 in that photo. Dats crazy.
    She also looks like an emo nihilist.

    But a sexy emo nihilist. I'd hit it. :winky:

    Waitwaitwait

    Aldo's not a chick

    He's not a chick, right?

    Aldo?

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • Space CoyoteSpace Coyote Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Aldo wrote: »
    Duki wrote: »
    Damn Aldo, how old are you?
    20. Why do you ask?

    Clownfood: The current one is young enough to last for a few years, I doubt he is a transitional pope. I'm still waiting for the first black pope.

    Black Pope?

  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Waitwaitwait

    Aldo's not a chick

    He's not a chick, right?

    Aldo?

    You've seen the picture. You choices are 20 year old female, or 12 year old male.

    You could look at it like this. Here's your chance to go lesbian.

  • wawkinwawkin Registered User
    edited February 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Duki wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    Duki wrote: »
    Damn Aldo, how old are you?
    20. Why do you ask?

    Clownfood: The current one is young enough to last for a few years, I doubt he is a transitional pope. I'm still waiting for the first black pope.
    Dayum. You look maybe 12 in that photo. Dats crazy.
    She also looks like an emo nihilist.

    But a sexy emo nihilist. I'd hit it. :winky:

    Please, you'd hit Rosie O

    with a
    Spoiler:

    Talkin to the robbery expert.

    "This is where I say something profound and you bow, so lets just skip to your part."
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Aldo is Norwegian. Thus he got wood.

  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2008
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Duki wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    Duki wrote: »
    Damn Aldo, how old are you?
    20. Why do you ask?

    Clownfood: The current one is young enough to last for a few years, I doubt he is a transitional pope. I'm still waiting for the first black pope.
    Dayum. You look maybe 12 in that photo. Dats crazy.
    She also looks like an emo nihilist.

    But a sexy emo nihilist. I'd hit it. :winky:

    Waitwaitwait

    Aldo's not a chick

    He's not a chick, right?

    Aldo?


    Hakkekage! Why did Kyle have to turn all evil? He was so innocent!
    Spoiler:

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    You've seen the picture. You choices are 20 year old female, or 12 year old male.

    I was thinking typical dainty latte drinking Norweigan

    Or Dutchie

    or whatever frigid European nation he's burrowed in

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2008
    Where is this picture of Aldo

  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Spicy is good. I like spicy.

    I love spicy things. Which is why it kills me that mainstream America's idea of spicy is,'slightly tangy.'

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    RYGAR wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Duki wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    Duki wrote: »
    Damn Aldo, how old are you?
    20. Why do you ask?

    Clownfood: The current one is young enough to last for a few years, I doubt he is a transitional pope. I'm still waiting for the first black pope.
    Dayum. You look maybe 12 in that photo. Dats crazy.
    She also looks like an emo nihilist.

    But a sexy emo nihilist. I'd hit it. :winky:

    Waitwaitwait

    Aldo's not a chick

    He's not a chick, right?

    Aldo?


    Hakkekage! Why did Kyle have to turn all evil? He was so innocent!
    Spoiler:

    Dude I haven't even watched after the first episode of season 2

    You musn't rush me! Or spoil me!

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • wawkinwawkin Registered User
    edited February 2008
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Waitwaitwait

    Aldo's not a chick

    He's not a chick, right?

    Aldo?

    You've seen the picture. You choices are 20 year old female, or 12 year old male.

    You could look at it like this. Here's your chance to go lesbian.

    This is an untruth. Does seeing the picture require covering 20 pages of chatness? Think I'll pass.

    Talkin to the robbery expert.

    "This is where I say something profound and you bow, so lets just skip to your part."
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    Where is this picture of Aldo
    I too would like to know, and laugh.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    You've seen the picture. You choices are 20 year old female, or 12 year old male.

    I was thinking typical dainty latte drinking Norweigan

    Or Dutchie

    or whatever frigid European nation he's burrowed in
    She's Dutch.

  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Richy wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    Where is this picture of Aldo
    I too would like to know, and laugh.

    In Aldo's signature.

  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited February 2008
    for cinemaphiles (assuming you haven’t already seen it)

    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2008
    I'm about to go preorder a copy of Patapon, and pick something else up while I'm there so I don't feel like I left without receiving anything for my money. Any suggestions for stuff on the PS2 that might be fuckawesome that I missed?

    Spoiler:
  • wawkinwawkin Registered User
    edited February 2008
    Tarranon wrote: »
    Spicy is good. I like spicy.

    I love spicy things. Which is why it kills me that mainstream America's idea of spicy is,'slightly tangy.'

    This is agreeable. Also, quite a depressing truth. I also love the spicy.

    Talkin to the robbery expert.

    "This is where I say something profound and you bow, so lets just skip to your part."
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Oh shit, the author of Chooken just published a book of the first 14 issues. Wryyyyy must everything I want require a credit card? D:

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    Where is this picture of Aldo

    His sig

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/member.php?u=12040

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Tarranon wrote: »
    Spicy is good. I like spicy.
    I love spicy things. Which is why it kills me that mainstream America's idea of spicy is,'slightly tangy.'
    They have a hot sauce place in Monterey where they have a bunch of samples out, ranging from a 4-8 on the ten-point scale generally used for heat. After seeing my friend and I try everything up to and including the 8s without running out of there scraping our tongue, the chick behind the counter offered up a couple of 10s and an 11.

    Now that was some fucking hot sauce.

  • GimGim jelly bean carny Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Haps called me cute <3<3<3

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  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I thought everyone knew Aldo was a girl?

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    You are not cute gim

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    You've seen the picture. You choices are 20 year old female, or 12 year old male.

    I was thinking typical dainty latte drinking Norweigan

    Or Dutchie

    or whatever frigid European nation he's burrowed in
    She's Dutch.


    You're lying!

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2008
    Tarranon wrote: »
    I thought everyone knew Aldo was a girl?

    Um no, did not know that.

  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Gooey wrote: »
    So Quid are you a steer or a queer?

    NOBODY FROM TEXAS HAS EVER BEEN ASKED THIS EVER SINCE THE RELEASE OF FULL METAL JACKET. EVER.
    Try being in the military, a culture in which you can be assured everyone you know has seen the movie and is dying to ask someone from Texas.

    I've literally been asked several times in one day when starting work somewhere new.

    PSN: allenquid
  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2008
    Alright I catch my bus at 2:32PM

    This is going to be a great one, guys

    I'm really gonna try and outdo myself

    words
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    It needed to be said so I took the bullet there

    one day your obvious jokes will be told by a lesser forumer than I

    You will miss me that day

  • GimGim jelly bean carny Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    stilist wrote: »
    for cinemaphiles (assuming you haven’t already seen it)

    I read it yesterday, but thanks for linking it here.

    I don't know who thought it was a good idea to remake Breathless. That's just screaming to be analyzed and criticized to the sky and back.

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