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New Comic Bitches. The 22nd of the 2nd month.

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  • ColdbrandColdbrand Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I am going to break Captain Falcon's fucking neck for an hour straight the minute I unlock both he and Snake when I get this game, I've told the Smash Brothers crowd on campus this too many times not to live up to it now.

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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2008
    Orestes wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    so what does brawl have that wasn't in melee

    anything?

    Sonic

    Batman.

    Jesus

    Santa Clause

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Hours, Larlar? 15 minutes at the most.

    And wow did the forums grind to a halt at midnight.

    Hours and maybe even pairing of hours called twours. Don't deny it, you want those twours back.


    But he'll never get them back.


    because of me.

    Keep up the good work, no-life. If you collect enough twours you can upgrade your post timer and advance to the next forum level.



    Oh god.

    if only.

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  • OrestesOrestes Registered User
    edited February 2008
    Bibble wrote: »
    Orestes wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    so what does brawl have that wasn't in melee

    anything?

    Sonic

    Batman.

    Jesus

    Santa Clause

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    Did not even notice I did that.

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Campion wrote: »
    That is very obviously Samus's foot, TFS, geeeez.
    But...but Captain Falcon

    :(

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Be careful, talking about Brawl in public areas, I attracted the attention of a Naruto wristband-wearing, neckbeard nicknamed "Axel".

    He was actually quite nice, considering. I guess I'll see him at the Gamestop Tournament.

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    oh god what

    that is incredible

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
  • ColdbrandColdbrand Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Be careful, talking about Brawl in public areas, I attracted the attention of a Naruto wristband-wearing, neckbeard nicknamed "Axel".

    He was actually quite nice, considering. I guess I'll see him at the Gamestop Tournament.

    Fun fact, that nickname is probably from Kingdom Hearts, just to add to that description. EDIT: Also, highly mentally unstable!

    I know this because girls who like Kingdom Hearts are both geeks and perverts.

    ...Fuck you, I have no shame.

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie if dreams can't come true then why not pretendRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Coldbrand wrote: »
    Be careful, talking about Brawl in public areas, I attracted the attention of a Naruto wristband-wearing, neckbeard nicknamed "Axel".

    He was actually quite nice, considering. I guess I'll see him at the Gamestop Tournament.

    Fun fact, that nickname is probably from Kingdom Hearts, just to add to that description. EDIT: Also, highly mentally unstable!

    I know this because girls who like Kingdom Hearts are both geeks and perverts.

    ...Fuck you, I have no shame.

    THE HEART MAY BE WEAK
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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
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  • OrestesOrestes Registered User
    edited February 2008
    Coldbrand wrote: »
    Be careful, talking about Brawl in public areas, I attracted the attention of a Naruto wristband-wearing, neckbeard nicknamed "Axel".

    He was actually quite nice, considering. I guess I'll see him at the Gamestop Tournament.

    Fun fact, that nickname is probably from Kingdom Hearts, just to add to that description.

    I know this because girls who like Kingdom Hearts are both geeks and perverts.

    ...Fuck you, I have no shame.

    Man, I was joking about how I was thinking that Brawl was going to be delayed once again, and I somehow got a group of about 5 people crowd around me asking if I knew the latest confirmed.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Campion wrote: »
    Campion wrote: »
    That is very obviously Samus's foot, TFS, geeeez.
    But...but Captain Falcon

    :(

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    what

    why

    thank you

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  • man they come up with the best onomatopoeias

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Coldbrand wrote: »
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=7jrUVkuD0lw&feature=related

    Fallout imagine [Double Dragon/Streets of Rage 2/Battletoads/Final Fight etc.] but with every single nintendo character you love, done with brilliant orchestrated music, much, much longer, and cutscenes for all the levels making you nearly shit your pants seeing team ups between characters like Ganondorf and King Koopa.
    Goddamn, buddy. Be careful not to poz out on fanboy fantasies.
    Fallout wrote: »
    samus is best
    Fox presses A faster.

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Orestes wrote: »
    Coldbrand wrote: »
    Be careful, talking about Brawl in public areas, I attracted the attention of a Naruto wristband-wearing, neckbeard nicknamed "Axel".

    He was actually quite nice, considering. I guess I'll see him at the Gamestop Tournament.

    Fun fact, that nickname is probably from Kingdom Hearts, just to add to that description.

    I know this because girls who like Kingdom Hearts are both geeks and perverts.

    ...Fuck you, I have no shame.

    Man, I was joking about how I was thinking that Brawl was going to be delayed once again, and I somehow got a group of about 5 people crowd around me asking if I knew the latest confirmed.

    What surprised me was how long it took me to notice, we had already talked about Gamestop, Megaman, and Phoenix Wright before I noticed the wristband, then I noticed the neckbeard and the haphazard dress.

    Hence,

    "So my name's {Marshmallow}, you?"

    "Axel. Well, my real name is {real name}, but people call me Axel."

    "Ah. Neat."

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel DenmarkRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    This comic is not for me, but it's nice to see a lightning mouse get stomped in the face.

    Fuck off and die.
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Does anyone else dream of a Metroid/F-Zero cross-over?



    Me neither.

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    And Samus and Captain Falcon have to help eachother on a particularly difficult bounty

    And Deathborn becomes fused with Kraid?

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Cpt Falc./Samus road trip

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  • FCDFCD Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Does anyone else dream of a Metroid/F-Zero cross-over?



    Me neither.

    Well, they're both bounty hunters. In outer space. And the Future. So it doesn't seem out of the realm of possibility.

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Captain Falcon in a zero suit

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    Captain Falcon in a zero suit

    Well, I'm aroused.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    J3p wrote: »
    Captain Falcon in a zero suit

    Well, I'm aroused.

    congrats on the new comic sil

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  • ColdbrandColdbrand Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    FCD wrote: »
    Does anyone else dream of a Metroid/F-Zero cross-over?



    Me neither.

    Well, they're both bounty hunters. In outer space. And the Future. So it doesn't seem out of the realm of possibility.

    Chances are that might be in the Subspace Emissary.

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Excellent comic.

    PSN: allenquid
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  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    a mixture of not really being into Pokemon and being too much into the forums led me to see nothing but Synthetic Orange getting kicked in the face

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  • ArcibiArcibi Registered User
    edited February 2008
    Coldbrand wrote: »
    Be careful, talking about Brawl in public areas, I attracted the attention of a Naruto wristband-wearing, neckbeard nicknamed "Axel".

    He was actually quite nice, considering. I guess I'll see him at the Gamestop Tournament.

    Fun fact, that nickname is probably from Kingdom Hearts, just to add to that description. EDIT: Also, highly mentally unstable!

    I know this because girls who like Kingdom Hearts are both geeks and perverts.

    ...Fuck you, I have no shame.

    Speaking of girls who like Kingdom Hearts

    I remember seeing this fatso who would play it on the PS2s at the Wellness Center on campus (the Wellness Center being pretty much a gym that is open and free to students)

    The PS2s were supposed to be for DDR but this hambeast would bring Kingdom Hearts, a controller, and a memory card every day

    To this day I am not sure why

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    a mixture of not really being into Pokemon and being too much into the forums led me to see nothing but Synthetic Orange getting kicked in the face

    it actually reminded me alot of the challenge that Synth and Berk had going back and forth a week or so ago

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I laughed.

    Fuck that rat.

    snap02869.jpg "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. like, a puma or something. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail Satan!
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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    This comic is good.

    They are on what is known as a roll.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    noooooooooo

    Death to PA.
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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    noooooooooo

    Hahahaha

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    So when does this come out on the 360?

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  • BelskieTheNinjaBelskieTheNinja Registered User
    edited February 2008
    This comic needs more back-story. Who knocked Pikachu off? What are Samus' motives? Is this a battle between two queermos? Or are there two other people playing as Fox and Ness as well, making this a huge homo orgy of Brawl characters.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Captain K if this guys walks into the Shoppe, smack him for me.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    Keep up the good work, no-life. If you collect enough twours you can upgrade your post timer and advance to the next forum level.
    Actually it would be pretty good if we could do that.

    If you sign up for Dollar Shave Club here I get a free month of tiny metal blades delivered right to my house. Seems legit.
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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    This comic gets two thumbs way the hell up.

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  • QuadropheniaQuadrophenia Registered User
    edited February 2008
    They need to have more F-Zero characters in this game. The best one that comes to mind would be Samurai Goroh. I mean, you can play as Wolf from Star Wolf from Star Fox 64, why not add a little more of our old racing pals?

    I'm so tired of partying.
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    Pikachu is clearly over his head.

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