New Comic Bitches. The 22nd of the 2nd month.

Coldbrand

I am going to break Captain Falcon's fucking neck for an hour straight the minute I unlock both he and Snake when I get this game, I've told the Smash Brothers crowd on campus this too many times not to live up to it now.

Bibble

Orestes wrote: »

tehcoolryan wrote: »

Bloods End wrote: »

Meissnerd wrote: »

Fallout wrote: »

so what does brawl have that wasn't in melee

anything?

Sonic

Batman.

Jesus

Santa Clause

Silmaril

Larlar wrote: »

Silmaril wrote: »

Larlar wrote: »

Fiz wrote: »

Hours, Larlar? 15 minutes at the most.

And wow did the forums grind to a halt at midnight.

Hours and maybe even pairing of hours called twours. Don't deny it, you want those twours back.

But he'll never get them back.


because of me.

Keep up the good work, no-life. If you collect enough twours you can upgrade your post timer and advance to the next forum level.

Oh god.

if only.

Orestes

Bibble wrote: »

Orestes wrote: »

tehcoolryan wrote: »

Bloods End wrote: »

Meissnerd wrote: »

Fallout wrote: »

so what does brawl have that wasn't in melee

anything?

Sonic

Batman.

Jesus

Santa Clause

Did not even notice I did that.

Campion

The Far Side wrote: »

Campion wrote: »

That is very obviously Samus's foot, TFS, geeeez.

But...but Captain Falcon

Marshmallow

Be careful, talking about Brawl in public areas, I attracted the attention of a Naruto wristband-wearing, neckbeard nicknamed "Axel".

He was actually quite nice, considering. I guess I'll see him at the Gamestop Tournament.

The Far Side

oh god what

that is incredible

Javen

Falcon Punch confirmed for Brawl

Coldbrand

Marshmallow wrote: »

Be careful, talking about Brawl in public areas, I attracted the attention of a Naruto wristband-wearing, neckbeard nicknamed "Axel".

He was actually quite nice, considering. I guess I'll see him at the Gamestop Tournament.

Fun fact, that nickname is probably from Kingdom Hearts, just to add to that description. EDIT: Also, highly mentally unstable!

I know this because girls who like Kingdom Hearts are both geeks and perverts.

...Fuck you, I have no shame.

Big Red Tie

Coldbrand wrote: »

Marshmallow wrote: »

Be careful, talking about Brawl in public areas, I attracted the attention of a Naruto wristband-wearing, neckbeard nicknamed "Axel".

He was actually quite nice, considering. I guess I'll see him at the Gamestop Tournament.

Fun fact, that nickname is probably from Kingdom Hearts, just to add to that description. EDIT: Also, highly mentally unstable!

I know this because girls who like Kingdom Hearts are both geeks and perverts.

...Fuck you, I have no shame.

THE HEART MAY BE WEAK

Spoiler:

SOMETIMES IT EVEN GIVES IN

Orestes

Coldbrand wrote: »

Marshmallow wrote: »

Be careful, talking about Brawl in public areas, I attracted the attention of a Naruto wristband-wearing, neckbeard nicknamed "Axel".

He was actually quite nice, considering. I guess I'll see him at the Gamestop Tournament.

Fun fact, that nickname is probably from Kingdom Hearts, just to add to that description.

I know this because girls who like Kingdom Hearts are both geeks and perverts.

...Fuck you, I have no shame.

Man, I was joking about how I was thinking that Brawl was going to be delayed once again, and I somehow got a group of about 5 people crowd around me asking if I knew the latest confirmed.

Centipede Damascus

Campion wrote: »

The Far Side wrote: »

Campion wrote: »

That is very obviously Samus's foot, TFS, geeeez.

But...but Captain Falcon

what

why

thank you

The Geebs That Is A Pony

man they come up with the best onomatopoeias

Aneurhythmia

Coldbrand wrote: »

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7jrUVkuD0lw&feature=related

Fallout imagine [Double Dragon/Streets of Rage 2/Battletoads/Final Fight etc.] but with every single nintendo character you love, done with brilliant orchestrated music, much, much longer, and cutscenes for all the levels making you nearly shit your pants seeing team ups between characters like Ganondorf and King Koopa.

Goddamn, buddy. Be careful not to poz out on fanboy fantasies.

Fallout wrote: »

samus is best

Fox presses A faster.

Marshmallow

Orestes wrote: »

Coldbrand wrote: »

Marshmallow wrote: »

Be careful, talking about Brawl in public areas, I attracted the attention of a Naruto wristband-wearing, neckbeard nicknamed "Axel".

He was actually quite nice, considering. I guess I'll see him at the Gamestop Tournament.

Fun fact, that nickname is probably from Kingdom Hearts, just to add to that description.

I know this because girls who like Kingdom Hearts are both geeks and perverts.

...Fuck you, I have no shame.

Man, I was joking about how I was thinking that Brawl was going to be delayed once again, and I somehow got a group of about 5 people crowd around me asking if I knew the latest confirmed.

What surprised me was how long it took me to notice, we had already talked about Gamestop, Megaman, and Phoenix Wright before I noticed the wristband, then I noticed the neckbeard and the haphazard dress.

Hence,

"So my name's {Marshmallow}, you?"

"Axel. Well, my real name is {real name}, but people call me Axel."

"Ah. Neat."

Peter Ebel

This comic is not for me, but it's nice to see a lightning mouse get stomped in the face.

Penguin Incarnate

Does anyone else dream of a Metroid/F-Zero cross-over?



Me neither.

Campion

And Samus and Captain Falcon have to help eachother on a particularly difficult bounty

And Deathborn becomes fused with Kraid?

J3p

Cpt Falc./Samus road trip

FCD

Penguin Incarnate wrote: »

Does anyone else dream of a Metroid/F-Zero cross-over?



Me neither.

Well, they're both bounty hunters. In outer space. And the Future. So it doesn't seem out of the realm of possibility.

J3p

Captain Falcon in a zero suit

Silmaril

J3p wrote: »

Captain Falcon in a zero suit

Well, I'm aroused.

Nuzak

Silmaril wrote: »

J3p wrote: »

Captain Falcon in a zero suit

Well, I'm aroused.

congrats on the new comic sil

Coldbrand

FCD wrote: »

Penguin Incarnate wrote: »

Does anyone else dream of a Metroid/F-Zero cross-over?



Me neither.

Well, they're both bounty hunters. In outer space. And the Future. So it doesn't seem out of the realm of possibility.

Chances are that might be in the Subspace Emissary.

Quid

Excellent comic.

2 Marcus 2 Ravens

Max yuks.

CrackedLens

a mixture of not really being into Pokemon and being too much into the forums led me to see nothing but Synthetic Orange getting kicked in the face

Arcibi

Coldbrand wrote: »

Marshmallow wrote: »

Be careful, talking about Brawl in public areas, I attracted the attention of a Naruto wristband-wearing, neckbeard nicknamed "Axel".

He was actually quite nice, considering. I guess I'll see him at the Gamestop Tournament.

Fun fact, that nickname is probably from Kingdom Hearts, just to add to that description. EDIT: Also, highly mentally unstable!

I know this because girls who like Kingdom Hearts are both geeks and perverts.

...Fuck you, I have no shame.

Speaking of girls who like Kingdom Hearts

I remember seeing this fatso who would play it on the PS2s at the Wellness Center on campus (the Wellness Center being pretty much a gym that is open and free to students)

The PS2s were supposed to be for DDR but this hambeast would bring Kingdom Hearts, a controller, and a memory card every day

To this day I am not sure why

CrackedLens

CrackedLens wrote: »

a mixture of not really being into Pokemon and being too much into the forums led me to see nothing but Synthetic Orange getting kicked in the face

it actually reminded me alot of the challenge that Synth and Berk had going back and forth a week or so ago

DrZiplock

I laughed.

Fuck that rat.

august

This comic is good.

They are on what is known as a roll.

Synthetic Orange

noooooooooo

Meiz

Synthetic Orange wrote: »

noooooooooo

Hahahaha

NotASenator

So when does this come out on the 360?

BelskieTheNinja

This comic needs more back-story. Who knocked Pikachu off? What are Samus' motives? Is this a battle between two queermos? Or are there two other people playing as Fox and Ness as well, making this a huge homo orgy of Brawl characters.

Abracadaniel

Captain K if this guys walks into the Shoppe, smack him for me.

Butler

Larlar wrote: »

Keep up the good work, no-life. If you collect enough twours you can upgrade your post timer and advance to the next forum level.

Actually it would be pretty good if we could do that.

Me Too!

This comic gets two thumbs way the hell up.

Quadrophenia

They need to have more F-Zero characters in this game. The best one that comes to mind would be Samurai Goroh. I mean, you can play as Wolf from Star Wolf from Star Fox 64, why not add a little more of our old racing pals?

Munkus Beaver

Pikachu is clearly over his head.