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You stupid ignorant fucks

JavenJaven Registered User regular
edited February 2008 in Singularity Engine++
Did you guys know there is a fantastic trivia game that is online and absolutely free to play?

Probably not because you're all so retarded it hurts

If you want to know exactly how simple-minded and imbecilic you are, You Don't Know Jack is ready to laugh in the face of your unadulterated stupidity. Unfortunately there's no online play yet but that's probably better for you so you can't embarrass yourself.

it's also coming to Yahoo games soon

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    javen, son, you got one fly booty

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Thank you.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I love You Don't Know Jack

    there ought to be a television game show version

  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    i have been waiting until i am unjailed to make this thread

    javen you ruined my plan

  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2008
    you dont know anything

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    YDKJ is awesome and I can't wait for the online multiplayer version

    I loved letting them give me names

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I used to see this in the video games section of Wal-Mart as a kid

  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    YDKJ is awesome and I can't wait for the online multiplayer version

    I loved letting them give me names

    I'm hoping it gets a lot of exposure from being on Yahoo and is eventually picked up by either Live Arcade or Steam

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    no fuck you javen you fucking prick

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    Spoiler:
  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Would be a lot cooler if the site loaded

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User
    edited February 2008
    I remember getting the PS1 version on Christmas Day and playing it all day with my family, oh those were the days

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I loved putting in "fuck you" as an answer to a gibberish question (in the first one, it's the only one I played)

    it was hilarious to have a video game swear at you when you're in fourth grade

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  • Little JimLittle Jim __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2008
    worst game played on ugliest computer

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    YDKJ is awesome and I can't wait for the online multiplayer version

    I loved letting them give me names

    I'm hoping it gets a lot of exposure from being on Yahoo and is eventually picked up by either Live Arcade or Steam

    It's not exactly an "indie" game

    it's been around for years and had a dang TV show

    I'm sure if they said "hey Xbox Live let's put this on there" they could

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    YDKJ is awesome and I can't wait for the online multiplayer version

    I loved letting them give me names

    I'm hoping it gets a lot of exposure from being on Yahoo and is eventually picked up by either Live Arcade or Steam

    It's not exactly an "indie" game

    it's been around for years and had a dang TV show

    I'm sure if they said "hey Xbox Live let's put this on there" they could

    Sure it's not indie, but it hasn't had the most successful run lately, either

    One hundred thousand plays in a year and a half, and it's been completely free isn't that great.

    It just needs exposure to pick up steam

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    my favorite you don't know jack was

    Shakespeare play or monster truck

  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal Flo-ridaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I have one of the YDKJ's on CD. I think it was the last one before they went to the web format.

    It's a great game.

  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Oh man I love this game.

  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User
    edited February 2008
    my dad knocked me out of a chair when I was in third or fourth grade because of this game

  • StraythStrayth Registered User
    edited February 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    no fuck you javen you fucking prick

    yeah fuck you javen

    That's right.
  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I have never played this before after seeing it forever.

    This game is funny as fuck.

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  • LonestarRunnerLonestarRunner Registered User
    edited February 2008
    Man, I remember playing YDKJ on the PSX.

    I never got the "Screw" jokes because I was under 10 at the time.

    I am so friggin' excited for this you have no idea.

    I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars, and moons are all about
    I wanna see their faces turn to backs of heads and slowly get smaller
  • A CrowA Crow Registered User
    edited February 2008
    This game is awesome. I was just talking about it like a week ago.

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  • PolagoPolago Registered User
    edited February 2008
    How would a "make your own questions" version of jack turn out?

    Rampaging in jokes?

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I am no good at this game

  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I played this game when I was in 8th grade.

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    A Crow wrote: »
    This game is awesome. I was just talking about it like a week ago.

    do you realize you spelled Oregon wrong in your location

  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    God I love my OP

    I had so much pent up frustration

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  • cuntstarrunnercuntstarrunner Registered User
    edited February 2008
    I used to play this as a kid. I found You Don't Know Jack 2 at Goodwill about a month ago... still one of the best computer games.

  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    this is funny

    the statue of liberty question got a chuckle out of me when I got it right

    however that is a lot of time between questions and I have stuff to do

    later, later

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    I played one of these at my grandparents' when I was little.
    It's still just as much fun.

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    some chick tried to trade in the PSX version today and I should've bought it off of her

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Spoiler:

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    spoiler the answers to questions, duder

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I used to play this all the time.

    The game was the tits.

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  • SilvoculousSilvoculous Registered User
    edited February 2008
    Jasconius wrote: »
    I have one of the YDKJ's on CD. I think it was the last one before they went to the web format.

    It's a great game.

    Same. My friends used to quote lines from...the credits, I think. All the time.

  • LahnLahn Registered User
    edited February 2008
    NO FUCK YOU JAVEN.
    RAPIST.


    also, ydkj is a classic.

    see317 wrote: »
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    "And the lord spoke, saying 'activate interlock, dynotherms are connected, infracells up, megathrusters are go' and the people spoke as one in response. 'Go Voltron Force'. And the lord saw that it was good"
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    I knew they had the single player thing going, but I was not aware that it was coming to Yahoo games.

    I will destroy each and every one of you in a game of YDKJ.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    ummm

    YDKJ was Multiplayer for a while

    along with Cosmic Consensus

    unless I am HORRIBLY incorrect

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