For the entire time that I've owned my desk, something about it has left me unsatisfied. While shopping for new desks and finding none that suited me, I realized what was wrong: to be able to type and mouse comfortably, my chair had to be elevated to where my feet were off the floor.
So I took a saw and cut 3 inches off my desk. Everything is now perfect!
Fuck the average height of 5'10"! Celebrate all your below-averagenesses here!
Man, when you are finally comfortable after years of seat shifting, it is the most exciting thing of the moment. From this point out, all my wooden furniture is going to be cut down to accommodate me, and fuck you if you can't fit under my tables!
Man, when you are finally comfortable after years of seat shifting, it is the most exciting thing of the moment. From this point out, all my wooden furniture is going to be cut down to accommodate me, and fuck you if you can't fit under my tables!
just snag yourself one of these and save you the woodwork
I am the champion of short persons everywhere, don't feel threatened just because I have a saw on my hand and I'm going to cut everything down to size.
For a second I thought the title said Fuck the Avengers.
Which is a perfectly acceptable title.
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fucos: Past tense of focus, you have already lost focus that you can't even spell focus. Can be combined with shit for impressing anonymous crowds; fucoshit. source: Wil Weaton
I didn't even hit 5" until high school. I used to fold myself into those half-lockers for comedic effect. Pants are too long.
I used to go into those half lockers for comedic effect also and by this I mean placed there by these neanderthals whose had premature growth spurts and severe hormonal problems. Thank god I eventually reached a normal height.
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STEAM!
Would you mind cutting it long for me?
just snag yourself one of these and save you the woodwork
STEAM!
Steam
for a whale, actually its quite small, like a field mouse.
NEAR-MINT
NEVER OPENED
SLIGHT WEAR FROM HANDLING NEAR SPINE
Which is a perfectly acceptable title.
I'm 5'4" and this desk was made for Swedes.
Solution: Get a taller man to do everything for you. If you are a man, champion the cause for gay marriage.
STEAM!
God, I remember being 5'4".
In the 6th grade.
I live in Edmond. I am not from Edmond.
This is a distinct and very important difference.
dude me too, ive lived here for 8 years
i go to UCO
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5"? That's uh...that's really short.
all.. well, short.
Girls tell me I'm tall, but I feel so short.
I used to go into those half lockers for comedic effect also and by this I mean placed there by these neanderthals whose had premature growth spurts and severe hormonal problems. Thank god I eventually reached a normal height.
taller than my mom, which is tall enough for me
it allows me to reach things on high shelves.
Not tall enough to be really useful, not short enough to be a gimmick
bahahahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaa
being tall is the tits
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you sound like a fella who's never tried to hump a short chick in a shower
sure sure, we can get things from the top shelves and all
but believe you me, son
there's drawbacks aplenty
oh im not saying its perfect, of course theres flaws
like doorways immediately at the end of a flight of stairs
insta-migraine
STEAM!
i had a girlfriend that owned a pair of platform shoes that got more use in the shower than anywhere else
so, there are ways to get around this problem